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tumbleweed
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Sun Feb 10 00:59:17 2019
pandas watch girl be rescued
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aCF1a_1549721875
#rememberHarambe
Pillz
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Sun Feb 10 01:03:37 2019
F for Harambe
Cherub Cow
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Sun Feb 10 02:19:06 2019
lulz.. not much danger there. Pandas can't be bothered to fight for their own lives, so they certainly wouldn't jump into that pit to attack ;D

..She must suck at recess if she can't hold onto a stick while someone pulls ;p

I think this was an outtake from Congo (1995):
http://imgur.com/gallery/KY7ESop
tumbleweed
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Sun Feb 10 03:00:47 2019
i like the 'amphibious murder cow' term in comments :p

and this is the source for a gif in comments:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Su7GkqwxG08
Cherub Cow
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Sun Feb 10 05:14:05 2019
scary speed D:
I've looked for videos showing their underwater swim form.. it looks like they might run on the bottom and doggie paddle a little. Those feet just don't look like good paddles, yet they work? ;p

"amphibious murder cow"
That fits, for sure :D
tumbleweed
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Sun Feb 10 05:47:49 2019
maybe they use magic
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wheeee
http://www...dex/status/1093962673945862145
Cherub Cow
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Sun Feb 10 14:18:45 2019
Wooohoooooo!! \:D/
I shouldn’t have read the comments on that one ... weirdos complaining about littering in the ocean, lulz... even if those don’t get recovered, a metal simulation truck is a much smaller issue than actual garbage dumping :p
swordtail
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Tue Feb 12 15:21:22 2019
http://twitter.com/julia71903850/status/1095037058509406208
swordtail
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Tue Feb 12 15:32:18 2019
http://twitter.com/Liona005/status/1094698380545220608
swordtail
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Tue Feb 12 16:53:17 2019
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DzI87vyWwAAEh9V.jpg:large
Cherub Cow
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Tue Feb 12 23:34:11 2019
If you can't hit an area target from a mile away, then you can't protect freedom ;p

lol@kitty&crab :D

@"полет валькирий" ("Flight of Valkyries")
Soo many sugar gliders :D :D

"Lucy [a doggo] singing the song of her people"
http://imgur.com/gallery/imToegK
Cherub Cow
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Tue Feb 12 23:40:29 2019
A good way to push another car without damaging either vehicle:
http://imgur.com/gallery/svSdTZH
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 13 08:43:12 2019
Pretty neat stunt (running on the side of a moving bus):
http://imgur.com/gallery/sQhCAiK
..I'm surprised that Imgur's safety police haven't gotten top comments complaining about how dangerous this was ;p
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 13 20:04:27 2019
"Ethan Pringle riding a inflatable pizza down a iceberg in Greenland"
http://imgur.com/gallery/5UDR169
tumbleweed
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Wed Feb 13 20:50:29 2019
kinda related to ^:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=907HB_1550079117
swordtail
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Thu Feb 14 02:29:31 2019
http://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1095763964946898944
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 09:13:30 2019
kinda clever... they must've stolen the idea
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 09:21:38 2019
remembering Dancing Bear...

i came across these posts i saved back in 2008... next to a list of Age of Conan emotes

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Dancing Bear DB
Member Jun 15th 1:20 AM
As I stood there, trying vainly to get a glimpse of myself in the mirror, I wondered just where my life had gone wrong.

It was late, I knew that much. Not late in life, I could have wandered astray as a toddler, rather late in the day. Not one important event in my life has ever happened while the sun was still up.

It was late, and if I'm not mistaken, so was Mr. Harrison. I think that's where the trouble started. But not necessarily where things went wrong.


Dancing Bear DB
Member Jun 15th 1:54 AM
I think there's a word for it, though it escapes me at the time. There's this sensation, the moment where you just realize that things have gone horribly awry, but before the consequences of it set in. There's no chance to correct your mistake, no way to avoid the deluge, but, if you don't fixate on the problem, you still have enough time to enjoy yourself. Imagine, if you will, a condemned man, on the long walk, skipping and singing "Follow the Yellow Brick Road."

Mr. Harrison was born with three toes. He had seven more, but no one found those nearly as fascinating. They were all in the usual places, but believe me, when Old Mrs. Harrison played "this little piggy", she never managed to get past market.

Don't worry, this may not make sense later, but it's all important. Unless none of it is.

With those three toes, Mr. Harrison was destined to take over the world, that's what the hag said. And when a woman wears a pointy hat like that, you either take her seriously or find a way to enjoy your new, amphibious lifestyle.

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if he ever wrote a book, i'd buy it!
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 09:29:21 2019
this too w/ some other familiar faces :p

Dancing Bear DB
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Somewhere along the line, everything went wrong.
Not your regular type of wrong, where you discover
"Oh, those aren't my teeth marks at all.", no. This was the type of wrong where you find out, after hand printing sixty-eight pages of your quarterly fiscal report, that you've been spelling butter with three 't's, two 'a's, one 'k', two 'e's, two 'h's, two 'i's, two 's's, one 'j', two 'o's, one 'b', one 'n', one 'd', and one 'v'. What's more, your quarterly report shouldn't have the word butter at all in it, it should be typed, and you shouldn't be carving it into your bosses flesh with a clay shaping tool.

mckobb
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You have that problem too?

Dancing Bear DB
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I think we've all had that problem at some time or
another, especially those of us who are self-employed.

Balinor
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Only you would be at something like that DB

Cherub Cow
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LOL :D
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 14 11:35:20 2019
lol :D .. some things don’t change I guess... except DB DB’s absence! Where is our DB?? :p
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 14 12:19:13 2019
Not to change the topic too much from DB DB (I'd like to hear more about DB DB), but I just watched the intro to Brooklyn 99's S3E1, and it was probably the funniest moment in the show so far :D (a guest spot by Bill Hader)
McKobb
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Thu Feb 14 18:06:11 2019
Don't spend your time looking around for something you want that can't be found.
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 20:09:59 2019
what if you have nothing better to do?


for those w/ means & desire: Brooklyn 99 syndication is on TBS in the midnight to 3am range on various nights... they are back on Season 1 episodes now

& show on Hulu

...& NBC picked up the show after it got cancelled, w/ one advocate being Luke Skywalker!... so they have the new episodes
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 14 20:12:04 2019
I don’t even have a picture of him... he exists now only in my memory...
*throws a priceless diamond into the ocean for fun, and also probably because of dimentia*
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 20:31:02 2019
well he may exist elsewhere too, i didn't mean to suggest he was dead :p


apparently for $5,000 you can spend a weekend w/ Jose Canseco (baseball player) looking for bigfoot & aliens

also... his twitter feed is full of weird stuff & options to give him money:
http://twitter.com/JoseCanseco
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 20:39:16 2019
i typed 'dancing bear db' into search & got a whole lotta porn...

Cfnm Sex & Hardcore Party Girls Dancing Bear

One Last Suck and Fuck on Dancing Bear (db8140)

Dancing Bear: parties and real women go sex crazy, CFNM


it goes on page after page of porn...
...& i did that on Internet Explorer which i don't tend to use so pretty sure that's not customized to me :p
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 20:41:29 2019
(that was w/ Bing, Google doesn't seem as bad)
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 14 22:22:15 2019
there's a new Tinder that's for cows called "Tudder"
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 14 23:04:20 2019
Finally! An app for *me*! ;p

Jose Canseco's Twitter makes some bold moves.. like posting an actual phone number. That's how you know he's crazy now ;p

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"well he may exist elsewhere too, i didn't mean to suggest he was dead :p"

Didn't he have a quirky website at one point that had little cartoon characters flying all over the screen? #BringBackDBDB

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Kitty cat + LOTR:
http://www...urce=ig_web_button_share_sheet
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 14 23:09:00 2019
Missed this police SUV flip in 2016:
http://www...t-in-rollover-crash/389992131/
..pretty funny collection of events:
- Someone runs a red light in front of two police cruisers
- Someone else hits a cruiser who has his lights flashing
- Another cruiser was behind that person
- Person who ran the light probably never knew anything about any of this ;D
swordtail
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Fri Feb 15 01:59:05 2019
http://twitter.com/KarlAlon3/status/1095171866837299200
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 15 03:09:32 2019
The vomiting really makes things next-level Hogarthian
tumbleweed
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Fri Feb 15 05:32:05 2019
could be Shia LaBeouf in the plaid... he's due for an appearance in these threads
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 15 06:25:24 2019
He sure knows how to party :D

More cow stuff!
"Authorities Swiftly Announce 1,600 Washington Dairy Cows Found Mutilated, Arranged In Pentagram Killed By Blizzard"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...ashington-dairy-cow-1832602696
"“We believe the unseasonably strong gusts of wind which occurred last night blew the skin off these unfortunate animals and arranged them in this pattern,” said Sunnyside police department spokesperson Gus Parnell, who noted that instabilities in the jet stream likely induced the flurries that removed the cows’ heads and impaled them on a series of iron spikes, which had been heaved up from the soil by deep frost. “When the temperatures plummet suddenly into the single digits, it’s not unusual to see cows attempt to conserve body heat by placing their severed hooves into their mouths, though sadly in this case it did not prevent the evaporation of nearly all of their blood. Conditions were really bad—there was a lot of drifting snow, and wind speeds fluctuated between 30 and 50 miles per hour all day, more than enough to pick the cows up, slice them from the tips of their noses to the roots of their tails, and arrange their organs to spell out the word ‘soon.’ Evidently, the low dew point also caused them to glow a pale, eerie green color. Anyway, this is really an open-and-shut case of death by exposure, and we have extensive documents signed by ranking officers of the Strategic Air Command testifying to that effect.” At press time, Washington law enforcement urged citizens living in the area to stay indoors, focus on keeping warm, and check their family members for a 3-inch scar below their right clavicle."
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 15 06:30:08 2019
"Annoying YouTube Algorithm Not Letting Man Forget Single Time He Watched 14 Hours Straight Of Hitler Speeches"
[Onion: News in Brief]
http://www...ng-man-forget-singl-1832630535
"“What’s even more frustrating is that it keeps trying to push more Hitler speeches on me. I search for Scarlett Johansson. I get Hitler speeches. The Aladdin trailer finishes. It starts playing another Hitler speech. I mean, hello guys, I’ve already seen all those speeches anyway. I’m certainly not interested in African dictators either. Man, you click on Hitler’s 1939 ‘Jewish Question’ speech to the Reichstag 48 times and all of a sudden it thinks that’s all you want to see. What can I say, I went straight down a rabbit hole.” At press time, O’Connell vowed to use incognito mode if he desired to watch 14 hours of Hitler speeches again."
tumbleweed
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Fri Feb 15 19:23:04 2019
that cow story seemed written for you with the satanic/horror/cow/comedy angle :p
tumbleweed
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Fri Feb 15 19:26:07 2019
Kung Fu Goat
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9zYbO_1549798083
Cherub Cow
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Sat Feb 16 02:55:31 2019
Can't trust a goat! ;)

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"that cow story seemed written for you with the satanic/horror/cow/comedy angle :p "

Yeah, I'm suspicious that an Onion writer knows me in real life and is just getting headlines by watching my habits and interests ;D

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Supposedly this Tesla automatically stopped when it detected a car coming from the side. Doesn't look like the driver's head turns, so maybe?
http://ins...p-itself-avoid-horrific-crash/
Cherub Cow
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Sat Feb 16 03:04:14 2019
This post wasn't too interesting, but someone commented with a cat doing the same thing in the comments:
http://imgur.com/gallery/JBZAavq
tumbleweed
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Sat Feb 16 07:59:08 2019
little robot that supposedly will clean hotel sheets & other things:

(don't get your hopes up... it doesn't look like a tiny butler)

http://twitter.com/CNN/status/1096626725490839552

also it says 'studies show it can help'... not that convincing... but minimally a placebo
Cherub Cow
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Sun Feb 17 02:32:58 2019
Someone in the comments brings up that the laser only flashes for a couple seconds on a particular spot... I doubt that that would be enough for most hotels :D

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Neat solution to keeping people from getting hit by a passing train:
http://imgur.com/gallery/QHhItDM
One of the trains near me has to have humans in road guard vests holding flashlights stand at every single crossing just to emphasize to people that, yes, it is a bad idea to go around the gates :D
Pillz
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Sun Feb 17 02:35:34 2019
Let a few of them die and the rest will learn
Cherub Cow
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Sun Feb 17 02:35:50 2019
Kitty cackle sound :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/hCYD5fM
Cherub Cow
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Sun Feb 17 02:55:19 2019
"Let a few of them die and the rest will learn"

I like this policy >:D

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Not safe, but fun?
"A decommissioned water park"
http://imgur.com/gallery/VK2V1Xt
tumbleweed
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Sun Feb 17 07:39:28 2019
Humans aren't the only creatures that suffer from substance abuse problems. Horses eat hallucinogenic weeds, elephants get drunk on overripe fruit and big horn sheep love narcotic lichen. Monkeys' attraction to sugar-rich and ethanol-containing fruit, in fact, may explain our own attraction to alcohol, some researchers think.

Now, dolphins may join that list. Footage from a new BBC documentary series, "Spy in the Pod," reveals what appears to be dolphins getting high off of pufferfish. Pufferfish produce a potent defensive chemical, which they eject when threatened. In small enough doses, however, the toxin seems to induce "a trance-like state" in dolphins that come into contact with it, the Daily News reports:

The dolphins were filmed gently playing with the puffer, passing it between each other for 20 to 30 minutes at a time, unlike the fish they had caught as prey which were swiftly torn apart.

Zoologist and series producer Rob Pilley said that it was the first time dolphins had been filmed behaving this way.

At one point the dolphins are seen floating just underneath the water's surface, apparently mesmerised by their own reflections.

The dolphins' expert, deliberate handling of the terrorized puffer fish, Pilley told the Daily News, implies that this is not their first time at the hallucinogenic rodeo.

http://www...ferfish-to-get-high-180948219/
McKobb
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Sun Feb 17 09:03:54 2019
Only in Honahlee!
tumbleweed
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Mon Feb 18 05:16:47 2019
Goldblum recalling a lengthy quote w/ high accuracy (I checked)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wiXJXxJ4PQ0
tumbleweed
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Mon Feb 18 09:05:29 2019
bull bowling
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=983wd_1550455658

i guess he got 3 to 6 depending on how scoring works (3 hits, 3 scares)
swordtail
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Tue Feb 19 03:21:51 2019
http://twitter.com/AgBioWorld/status/1097346596336029696
Cherub Cow
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Tue Feb 19 04:11:15 2019
Seems like a strong debate — good exchange ;)

Bull bowling is amazing, I don't care what the LL comments say ;D

Good memory, but Goldblum's quotation sounds like altruistic bullshit! No thanks to most of it :p

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Kitty helps make hole in one on putt putt:
http://imgur.com/gallery/VoBVAIn
tumbleweed
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Tue Feb 19 17:02:57 2019
a different camera angle & article on that 'bull bowling':

http://www...hanges-tone-of-2019-bull-bash/

...apparently the bull doesn't score points :/... the pinheads are trying to grab a $100 bill off the bull while staying in their circles

waivers are signed against injury/death
Cherub Cow
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Tue Feb 19 23:22:19 2019
"They were trying to decide who should get the $100 prize, and the people who were still left on the floor said they didn’t want it. They said to give it to the guy who was injured."

Nice! The unconscious prize ;D ... but only $100? :/ ... seems like it should have been more, lulz... they probably need bigger circles too, so that they can side step a little more. I'm sure we'll see this perfected in Mexico-sourced LL videos ;D
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 20 01:47:43 2019
Missed this when it happened in December, but in this clip of a larger video of the "Yellow Jackets" protest in France (protests critical of taxes which seemed to target the working classes), police knock a couple of cell phones away in rapid succession (set to right part):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jZuio9Ij4CU#t=6m20s
The entire 15-minute video looks good; he really gets into the middle of things without losing too much footage. It almost looks like attaché unrest footage, but looking into the filmmaker (Vintage Tran), I guess he's just a thrill-seeker.. though, honestly, the type of attachés who jump on a plane on a moment's notice to get political coverage of a riot tend to be thrill-seekers who daily in business suits ;D
tumbleweed
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Wed Feb 20 02:24:45 2019
his subtitles seem oddly kind to the cops :p i'm not convinced that smack down was for the good of the smackee
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 20 05:25:09 2019
Yeah... that was way too kind. There might very well be instances where the polices just want photographers to get a safe distance away, but sneaking up on them and attempting to destroy their film equipment isn't exactly a public safety decision ;D
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 21 09:29:08 2019
High frame rate HD kitty cats :D
http://imgur.com/gallery/celHPRV
I like that Jergul's attempts to say that I'm stupid for looking at cat videos/pictures didn't for a second stop my leisure time quest for more cat videos/pictures XD ... almost like it's easy not to be phased by someone who is so fucking wrong ;p
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 21 09:38:40 2019
coked-up foxes at feeding time:
http://imgur.com/gallery/3SXMrFO
swordtail
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Thu Feb 21 17:35:33 2019
before they become fur coats:(
swordtail
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Thu Feb 21 18:25:03 2019
California sheriff releases graphic video of deadly police shooting

http://www...ideo-of-deadly-police-shooting
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 21 22:15:18 2019
Yikes D:
Surprising that she didn't have her weapon ready with all of the fidgeting he was doing before he finally pulled the weapon. His getting the first shot wasn't good, but she radioed and reengaged, so good work (from the limited clip, anyways). Now, if she's psychologically fit she hopefully won't be back in the news for drawing too quickly on someone who turns out to be unarmed ;p

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"before they become fur coats:("

Aww :/ .. there's disagreement in the comments about that — i.e., whether it's a fur farm or "Zao Fox Village" in Miyagi, Japan... a lack of individual cages seems like the Fox Village, but after looking into the Fox Village, the conditions there look pretty dismal ( http://www.thedodo.com/impact/fox-village-japan ).. :/

Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 21 22:15:50 2019
auto-tuned kitty meows:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9ao6stS2toU
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 21 23:09:18 2019
we need robot cops... but ones who won't conquer us


dragonflies have a really complex life cycle
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFAR3WggSRk
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 22 01:38:17 2019
2:12 "which, thankfully, has not evolved in this direction... yet"
lulz..
That was a fun one :D
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 22 01:43:12 2019
Daily Dose guy's kitty cat died :(
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TnuJtq2IHAU
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 22 07:23:40 2019
I think this is the scene from "The NeverEnding Story" where the two statues evaluate a passing knight:
http://imgur.com/gallery/7k1uN4W
Cherub Cow
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Fri Feb 22 07:24:06 2019
Someone added magic effects to this pleasant exchange:
http://imgur.com/gallery/XaT3OfJ
swordtail
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Fri Feb 22 18:59:07 2019
http://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1098640308772974593
tumbleweed
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Sat Feb 23 00:48:25 2019
in some ways this looks faker than that 'magic effects' clip... but i think real
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aKsiL_1550698148

...i'm guessing he's not ok
tumbleweed
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Sat Feb 23 02:40:02 2019
there's something very odd in this story...

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SULPHUR, La. (AP) — Police say a man wearing a gorilla suit broke into a Louisiana home and hid under a mattress before officers arrested him.

News outlets quote Sulphur police spokesman Mel Estes in Thursday reports as saying that officers saw Jeremie Moran walking through yards in the costume. They had received calls about a suspicious person looking into homes.

Estes says Moran ran into a home as officers approached, but was discovered hiding. He was jailed on charges including resisting an officer, unauthorized entry, meth possession and wearing a mask.

In Louisiana, a person convicted of wearing a mask in public can be sentenced to three years in prison at most. Exceptions are allowed for religious purposes or on holidays like Halloween and Mardi Gras.

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& it's not the gorilla suit or meth...



Louisiana
TITLE 14 — Criminal law RS 14:313

A. No person shall use or wear in any public place of any character whatsoever, or in any open place in view thereof, a hood or mask, or anything in the nature of either, or any facial disguise of any kind or description, calculated to conceal or hide the identity of the person or to prevent his being readily recognized.

B. Whoever violates this Section shall be imprisoned for not less than six months nor more than three years.

(then the exceptions for halloween, festivals, religion)
Cherub Cow
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Sat Feb 23 02:46:51 2019
..legit wonder when that law started..

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"...i'm guessing he's not ok"

Can't imagine someone surviving that D:

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Apparently NYC has this activity in common with Russia:
http://www...hare_sheet&igshid=ualc9nqeib6t
Pillz
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Sat Feb 23 07:11:01 2019
Lulz
swordtail
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Sat Feb 23 13:17:48 2019
http://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1099228361958711296
swordtail
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Tue Feb 26 00:29:12 2019
http://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1100150909785464832
tumbleweed
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Tue Feb 26 00:44:42 2019
the cop attacked him first
swordtail
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Tue Feb 26 01:01:28 2019
http://twitter.com/Sang_254/status/1099912550039371776
Cherub Cow
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Tue Feb 26 02:52:56 2019
I have a feeling that some rich philanthropist would recognize that tractor and understand why this village/area never increased its food production ;)

Some rando [in the background at this part of the video] recognizes Jack Black but just lets half of Tenacious D wander back out of his life:
http://youtu.be/mZMGBBGXZlE?t=489
Cherub Cow
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Tue Feb 26 21:59:47 2019
S3E19 of Brooklyn 99 had three kittens featured in several scenes, so that's another episode worth singling out ;p

This isn't as cool as those Japanese monkeys in hot springs, but, Behold! Bathing capybaras:
http://imgur.com/gallery/tPSiVuL
tumbleweed
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Tue Feb 26 23:39:38 2019
i've seen most* of B99 season 1, and on season 2 now... (*the syndication seems to skip an occasional episode for some reason)

also seen random episodes from other seasons... some great lines in a season 5 episode, so stick to it :p
swordtail
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Wed Feb 27 03:00:50 2019
http://twitter.com/klara_sjo/status/1100220497873305600
swordtail
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Wed Feb 27 03:01:49 2019
http://twitter.com/CarlZha/status/1100538252069457920
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 27 03:59:48 2019
Ah! D:
Close call :D

That little pupper didn't even seem to understand the betrayal that it just experienced :D

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"also seen random episodes from other seasons... some great lines in a season 5 episode, so stick to it :p "

Oh definitely! I'm super addicted right now — it's my go-to show :D

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kitty having trouble with cabinet doors:
http://imgur.com/gallery/ck7kgig
tumbleweed
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Wed Feb 27 06:36:32 2019
quick escape:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=ucz2g_1551235893
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 27 10:07:25 2019
lol@ the "about 14 minutes later" "no fucking way" ending XD
Cherub Cow
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Wed Feb 27 10:55:13 2019
Season 3 of Brooklyn 99 is also becoming the "pretend Santiago (Melissa Fumero) isn't pregnant" season. They've steadily been giving her more sit-down parts, have avoided camera angles below her midsection, and have put her in baggy clothes. Wiki says that Fumero gave birth in March 2016, so this lines up with the season 3 filming schedule (episodes aired September 2015 - April 2016)... SVU did this once with Hargitay :p

"Firefly inside a frog"
http://imgur.com/gallery/sF5uL4F
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 28 06:07:46 2019
^thus proving the story of Jonah
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 28 07:15:52 2019
"Alien News Desk" had some funny stuff... a new animated show on SyFy

the female host is a bit like hypno toad

30 mins seemed a bit much, might work better as shorter YouTube installments though
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 28 10:38:15 2019
The trailer looks okay.. will have to hunt that down :p

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"^thus proving the story of Jonah"

So the frog is the Great Leviathan?? Insatiable colossus!!?? Titanic engulfer of lives!? The monstrous mouth that hungers for your awe!!?? ;p

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kitty pleads its case but is not taken seriously:
http://imgur.com/gallery/uDavtrO
.. Imgur I would be down-voted for saying "its" to refer to a cat instead of "his" or "her"... those fucking people ;p
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 28 10:50:51 2019
high-speed doggo with Spider-Man stuffed animal riding:
http://imgur.com/gallery/EJYxjQP
tumbleweed
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Thu Feb 28 20:40:57 2019
i wonder if they planned the hand-slapping or a happy accident

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HUNTSVILLE, Ala. (AP) — Alabama police say a dispute over crab legs at a dinner buffet ended in a brawl that left two people facing misdemeanor charges.

Huntsville police officer Gerald Johnson says he was eating at the Meteor Buffet restaurant when a fight broke out.

Johnson tells WHNT-TV that diners were using service tongs like fencing swords and plates were shattering, and a woman was beating a man. Johnson says diners had been waiting in line for crab legs for more than 10 minutes, and they lost their tempers once the food came out.

The station reports Chequita Jenkins is charged with assaulting John Chapman, who suffered a cut on his head. Chapman is charged with disorderly conduct.

no video :/
Cherub Cow
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Thu Feb 28 23:44:05 2019
Aww :(
...though I think I've seen enough restaurant fight videos at this point that I can picture it all pretty clearly. Details like how most of the diners probably had large bellies and thin hair; how a few were probably in shorts, flip flops, and oversized beer-related shirts; most of the people were 50+ working class types; any women there had '80s mullets; children had Kool-Aid stains on their mouths and were looking around with blank expressions; and all of the "fighting" was just people keeping one hand outstretched for grabs and blocks while the other sort of scratched and hammer-fisted lightly downwards. ;D

..
cat in shark costume:
http://imgur.com/gallery/qPnxBIg
swordtail
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Thu Feb 28 23:54:21 2019
http://twitter.com/UnusualVideos/status/1080980558744674304
swordtail
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Thu Feb 28 23:55:51 2019
http://twitter.com/kitwolfs/status/1100767082390667264
swordtail
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Fri Mar 01 01:07:09 2019
http://twitter.com/RussiaActually/status/1101018078471733248
Cherub Cow
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Fri Mar 01 03:10:17 2019
..That was too confident not to be routine :D
..Lots of "daft cunts" in Britain it seems ;D

I think this raccoon playing with an abacus has been posted before, but just in case...:
http://imgur.com/gallery/NWWtIgX
Cherub Cow
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Fri Mar 01 03:19:38 2019
"‘Breaking Bad’ Movie In The Works"
[Onion: American Voices]
"A feature-length sequel to the popular TV series Breaking Bad is being planned with series star Aaron Paul reprising his role as Jesse Pinkman and series creator Vince Gilligan returning to direct. What do you think?"
http://www...-movie-in-the-works-1832959167
"“Phew, for a second there, I thought my feelings about the series would go untainted.”
Siobhan McDaniel • Sandwich Developer"
tumbleweed
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Fri Mar 01 06:29:54 2019
a Walter White Christmas holiday special?!
tumbleweed
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Fri Mar 01 22:01:27 2019
a whole bunch of puppies...

http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=98ZHU_1551454551

kinda cute, but unfortunately they all have back ends
swordtail
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Fri Mar 01 22:10:49 2019
To Tibetan Buddhists, sky burials are sacred. To tourists, they’re a morbid curiosity

http://aeo...edium=feed&utm_source=rss-feed
tumbleweed
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Fri Mar 01 22:23:49 2019
i was guessing 'sky burial' meant they were throwing corpses out of planes... not the case :p

this is actually a far more sensible burial method than letting a corpse own a patch of land indefinitely
Cherub Cow
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Sat Mar 02 03:10:41 2019
Hopefully space travel gets easy enough that we can start launching the dead into the sun <3

"a whole bunch of puppies..."
That video works well if you also listen to Primus' "Too Many Puppies" :D

Top comment: "My head canon: dude is some kind of masochist who enjoys being mauled by small to medium sized wild cats. Cat absolutely despises the flavor of human flesh. So they're in a perpetual stalemate."
http://www..._his_super_pissed_off_caracal/
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