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Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 01 02:44:56 Lots of good cat stuff on Imgur today: http://imgur.com/gallery/EPpXM3X
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 01 02:48:03 kitten drinking milk/formula: http://imgur.com/gallery/Ob4Iu8O
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Aug 01 10:01:21 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Djg93asW0AczLWN.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 02 11:24:08 non-cat video: aussie police catching thieves... note thieves always climb over fence, cops always just bust through the fence (3x) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=AVLb_1533075926
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 02 11:40:54 daily dose (includes cats :p) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ryArmJoKxrw
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 02 13:51:14 That cat looks like its entire life will be the pain of being a genetic novelty ;D Rosenthal has been churning out content lately: "The Onion Reviews ‘Christopher Robin’" [Onion: Film Standard] http://www...s-christopher-robin-1828056997
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Aug 02 15:55:13 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjlsNoOWwAAPfgF.jpg:large
McKobb Member	Thu Aug 02 16:45:36 Get one taking a squat
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 03 01:28:53 Kitties were in space this whole time D: "‘The Onion’ Proudly Stands With The Media As The Enemy Of The People" [Onion: Full Article] http://www...-media-as-the-enemy-1828068740 "An utter contempt for the idiotic multitudes has been a cornerstone of American journalism virtually since its inception, and we at The Onion are grateful for our colleagues at hallowed institutions such as The New York Times, The Washington Post, and CNN who have served as pioneers in relentlessly tormenting the public by obscuring the truth, promoting wanton hysteria, and lying to their faces. We stand alongside them as staunch enemies of everyday Americans. When one of our colleagues at some lesser publication criticizes any politician’s assault on journalists, what you must understand is that this is merely another—in our opinion, fairly transparent—effort to elicit easy sympathy from feeble-minded media consumers for some sort of manufactured conflict between the government and the press. Nevertheless, all that exists is the media’s collective effort to lead you morons further and further from useful information, critical thought, and truth itself. And, honestly, why on God’s green earth should we try to help anyone who is as willfully ignorant and so unconcerned with maintaining a country with even a veneer of representative democracy as Americans? Mr. Trump believes the press is too critical of him. No fucking shit. We are critical of everyone who is not us. The press hates you. All of you. We are what you deserve. God bless America."
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 03 02:21:02 I feel like I've been living in the Dark Ages while everyone else is already a captive of the Matrix closer to the year 2199. Ainsley Harriott meme: http://www.youtube.com/watch?&v=WXQCo9fLYWI
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Aug 03 07:22:41 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Djp2pV4U8AAdtzo.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 04 12:09:13 beach invasion http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=CecCr_1532875388
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 04 12:10:07 sort of related marketplace harassing http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aQ0pu_1533356126
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 04 17:43:05 Raccoons defend their native forest against riot police using their magical testicles: http://www.dailymotion.com/video/xlft8n ^it came up during the news... (a controversial NYT hire had tweeted 'fuck the police' w/ a gif from that video)
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Aug 05 07:41:26 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjxNUGGX0AEXQOe.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Aug 05 10:19:12 http://twitter.com/RelktntHero/status/1023371591701409794
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Aug 05 10:23:03 http://twitter.com/peetahuja/status/1024652814830759937
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Sun Aug 05 10:29:34 http://2.b...6895_1556282503512195072_n.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 06 18:45:55 ozzy man on 'helpful' animal videos http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hn1QwtmMlEU
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Aug 07 02:13:51 The goat/pig video from there was a faked video by the show “Nathan for You”. They made a clear plastic track that the pig had to swim through and when it got to the goat a scuba diver released the goat :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Aug 07 21:46:37 ah yes, i recall that now :p ant stealing a diamond http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jLLW7s2R4Ss ...perhaps trained by a jewel thief
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Aug 08 00:53:34 The richest ant in the world :o confusing traffic situation: (It seems like China, so let's say, "China") http://imgur.com/gallery/PaNMJub
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 09 10:51:22 3 dogs acting like Apple employees http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=uaRcy_1533800845
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 10 14:40:43 i believe UGT played Kingdom of Loathing apparently there's a 'West of Loathing' game out there... its 33% off at the moment on Steam ($7.36) it's got good reviews that's all i have to say about that
McKobb Member	Fri Aug 10 17:03:30 Spread out!
Pillz Member	Fri Aug 10 21:52:32 I played KoL while posting on KotR. That was a crazy crazy group of random ass autists. UGT never even competed.
Pillz Member	Fri Aug 10 22:01:46 It was basically. Except actually just random content posting and creation, supposedly what /b/ started as. I dont even know how I got there tbh. I started on a friend's invision? forum and through runescape and his internet travels we met a bunch of were people. A PEI based edge lord & novice alcoholic who was asexual way back in 2003. Some white trash Detroit guy who was straight edge but also like, edge. Not as much as PEI guy though. One oh I'm so dark, one emo. A very talented writer... I wish I could remember his nick. And the KotR people. I don't know how we met them, they didn't play Runescape as far as I can recall. But each was very odd.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 10 23:14:33 i looked up ~4 terms in that post somewhat funny entry about PEI (Prince Edward Island) on Urban Dictionary: " Cribbage is "PEI"'s official provincial sport, besides competitive alcoholism and mental illness " it also has this which requires more word look-ups: " Real PEI culture is garbage ceilidhs, greasy arse townies vapin in their honda civics in a mcdicks' parkin lot, basin head n thunder cove, hittin up old home week, gettin right shittered at Cavy offa your pogey check and finally brappin around till you hit a god damn pot hole n blow a tire...fuckin Ghiz "
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Aug 12 21:42:21 A Montana man who was accused of filling his water cup with soda at a fast food restaurant has been arrested and charged with multiple misdemeanors and a felony. The 48-year-old had allegedly tried to fill a water cup with soda at a restaurant and was confronted by an employee who told him he would have to pay for the soft drink, Welsh said to KGVO. "When confronted by an employee who informed him that he had to pay for the cup of soda he refused and left out one of the entrances," Welsh said, KGVO reported. "The employee followed him, told him that he was not welcome back then he turned and came back towards the employee and tried to kick that person before walking away again." Stine had fled the restaurant when police arrived, but officers spotted him entering another restaurant nearby and followed him into the restroom where he had gone to hide. "The officers were able to make entry to the bathroom, however, when they did and confronted the man, rather than comply with their instructions he approached them in what appeared to be an aggressive manner," Welsh said. "The officers attempted to take control of him physically and that's when he began to resist and fight with the officers and had to be tased to comply to the officer's instructions." Stine was arrested and booked with four misdemeanors including resisting arrest, criminal trespass and disorderly conduct. He was also charged with felony robbery for the incident and is being held on an additional $50,000 bond. ----- that ozzy man fight with the large woman vs small woman, milkshake-toss / tray-to-the-face was also over a water cup being used to get soda
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Aug 13 10:48:18 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjxHf2GWsAEZ6UR.jpg:large
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 13 11:25:39 good for the Purge too, or just urban living
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 13 16:48:47 "was also over a water cup being used to get soda" At the fountain drink dispenser of a Japanese roll place near me they have articles printed out of charges that they've successfully made against soda thieves. They don't mess around I guess :p ...just not cool to steal soda after asking for a water. It's like two crimes in one: wanting a soda (enamel-eating sugar and carbonation), and not wanting to pay $1 for it ;p .. "i looked up ~4 terms in that post" That was some deep niche stuff :D .. Chameleon gets in a trouble: http://imgur.com/gallery/OlvaXvV
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 13 17:10:24 a real cliff hanger i demand resolution
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 13 17:26:28 That's a live camera feed :'( Cat stops harmonica (Plus for small amount of child injury) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RI4vOvPmMAI
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 13 23:57:31 another daily dose... i'm not happy about how he hammers 'YOUR' when -he- assembled it, but i'm persevering http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3mJSvgP5gh0 the motorized foilboard at 0:45 is the most interesting imo the fish seem like a genetic mistake
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Aug 14 01:18:55 +1 for motorized foilboard. I'm immediately wondering if that'll be used to smuggle drugs through the Gulf.. but maybe they already have a way that's more efficient, and it wouldn't change anything ;p The video-maker does seem like he hates his audience and just wants to monetize them — maybe J.J. Abrams' brother? ;D Really super sweet wedding vows ♥♥♥: http://imgur.com/gallery/ZhmU5M8
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Aug 14 15:15:38 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DkLDVwPUcAEbhpF.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Aug 14 23:38:33 It's nice to see all of the yellow stripey things lined up like that :) This person brought in a stray dog and also supplied pictures of their cats, so that's a +1 http://imgur.com/gallery/UOUAUIb
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Aug 14 23:45:48 "The longest route at the ISS" (video by a cosmonaut) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mv-9fOAPAiU
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Aug 15 09:21:59 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/Ck2VICmVAAAQsF1.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Aug 15 13:36:55 mud-daubers building in the ground seems false... pretty sure i had one building a nest along the top of my sliding glass door in Texas... it had that ridiculously thin bar connecting its body parts anyway... and was carry mud balls to create the nest so i assume a mud dauber i kinda wish i'd let it keep building as he was making rooms you could see into as he considered the glass a wall, but on the other hand it made the door unusable ---- the ISS looks too messy... & could use some color-coding
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 16 00:06:27 trains pack-hunting (can skip first ~15 secs) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=9cs0m_1534323688
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 16 02:33:17 He sure sped up into that red light ;p So you destroyed the mud/dirt dauber's home? :'( This car got some sweet air. Like three feet maybe: http://imgur.com/gallery/Ncs5a19
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 16 10:53:28 Lots of cats sleeping: http://imgur.com/gallery/COMpkWI
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 16 11:30:50 The Onion&Clickhole seem to have turned their attention to the Church for today: • "Report: Statistically Speaking There’s Decent Chance Pope Francis Molested Someone" • "Biblical Scholars Find Evidence Church Covered Up For 3 Wise Men Who Molested Baby Jesus" • "Fantasizing Priest Accidentally Turns Communion Wafer Into Body Of Altar Boy" • "Absolutely Amazing: Biblical Scholars Have Discovered That Christ’s Eyes Were Much Lower Down On His Face Than Previously Believed"
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 16 12:05:36 i am indeed a homewrecker, sorry dauber Sacha Baron Cohen w/ criminal/sheriff Joe Arpaio http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bHvjHbL2utk
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Aug 16 13:03:16 http://www...deo/5822943450001/most_popular
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 16 13:09:33 Eco-friendly open-air urinals cause uproar in Paris http://www...e/paris-urinal-intl/index.html the graphic is nice so you'll just have to click link & imagine urinating while waving to tourists in that boat
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 16 15:02:40 I'm more surprised that the designers used a compost device rather than connections to a sewer line. Otherwise it's just another big city solution ;) LOL@"collecting them for the upcoming race war" XD XD ..did they cat kiss sound at a moose? D: (I've usually heard that sound for calling cats)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Aug 16 16:48:30 ants who are way more impressive than the Chinese http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=XvdS_1533572482 i wish there was a time-lapse of how that crazy bridge got built
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 17 02:29:15 Wowzas :o ..maybe it started out totally attached to the ceiling, but after they started carrying the weight of wasp eggs or whatever it started dipping, so a couple of ants lost their grip on the wall, a couple of other ants grabbed them, and ... yadda yadda yadda, we have a bridge! ;D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 17 11:06:29 maybe, or some super large mass moving toward it that got trimmed down like in this... (after 6 secs) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IpKL-URul2I only thing i could find semi-related... but i only looked for like a minute probably wasn't that though :p seems too droopy to be possible could they go straight down to the floor, across floor, up the wall... not sure that makes any sense either :p but would explain the stragglers hanging around above nest i dunno! nothing makes sense...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 17 15:19:15 more about the weird stuff going on down on the ocean floor http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5DH9IZ01Qqg impressive catch at 6:20... plus a good octopus short story just after
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 17 18:35:44 guy killed w/ steamroller... (not as comical as the Austin Powers bit) http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=Pp17_1534534985 not sure why title says 'runaway' as someone driving... an odd weapon choice, certainly worked better than you'd expect ('please don't turn around, please don't turn around, ..., please don't turn around')
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 18 13:53:47 Body found in burning vehicle at Disney World in Orlando Trump's America
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 18 16:10:53 the 'pants down' gang's epic battle over a purse http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=az93g_1534540204
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 18 18:37:38 a melee attack with a 14 sec activation time http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sbCy_1534607735
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 20 01:20:28 Another event with zero context ;D Time to invent some? Maybe the person at right was Aspergery and tried to say he was some kind of ninja warrior, and the person at left said he would show him his Goku powerup? ;) .. "impressive catch at 6:20" Had to watch that a couple of times to see — very cool :D .. "not sure why title says 'runaway' as someone driving..." Yeah that's weird. And it could be "runaway" even with a driver if the vehicle wasn't responding or something, but it looks like he stopped right after the [murder] and made quick adjustments, so the steamroller was probably working just fine. But the driver seemed super upset when he realized what happened... so... just a blind spot? Not paying attention? Texting? Angry Birds? .. "the 'pants down' gang's epic battle over a purse" That was an intense 2 minutes D: ..Really wild that they would actually show up to a robbery with their pants down like that. I get that it's a [stupid] style now, but you'd think that some sense of practicality would overrule the style for a minute (looking at you too, Jurassic World). What's funnier is that they wore gloves like they thought they were being professional thieves, but in addition to the pants being low it looks like some shoes fell off (so regular sneakers that weren't even tied tightly?).. kind of like jumping off of a building but wearing a helmet for safety? One LL comment makes a Korean/Chinese race joke ("Wery wery disturbing") — I've pointed this out before, so it seems to be a trend on LL where they don't realize that these were not Far East Asians but India-region Asians... Anyways, a LiveLeak comment follows up with a link which says that the perps were caught: http://abc...at-harris-co-business/3998332/ One driver apparently has 20 arrests to date... 8| Also mentions "jugging", which apparently is the name for camping ATMs/banks and robbing people who look like they made withdrawals. Time to get more paranoid.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 20 01:25:45 Another Onion piece on the Catholic Church: "Vatican On Sex Abuse Report: ‘Listen, No Normal Person Is Going To Sign Up To Be A Priest’" [Onion: News in Brief] http://www...en-no-normal-person-1828426080 "'It’s only gotten worse over the years because regular people would much rather have actual experiences in the real world than be cooped up in a rectory insisting that they’re married to God or whatever' ... Vatican officials also defended priests who have been accused of child abuse over the past several decades, saying that at this point, given all of the available information, only an incredibly negligent parent would allow a child to be associated with the Catholic Church in any way." Onion also has a medieval section now. It's apparently a way for Onion to get paid to advertise for the TV show "Disenchantment" which I will probably never watch. Headlines from that: • "Head On Pike Really Pulling Together Castle’s Look" • "Hotshot Peasant Has Window" • "Pretentious Peasant Insists He Never Watches Beheadings" • "Knights Organization Denies Claims That Overhunting Could Lead To Extinction Of Dragons" • "Church Masses Going Wild Over Catchy New Gregorian Chant"
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 20 11:00:50 well you got me to look up Disenchantment so you did good advertising... was disappointed to notice animated, but it's Matt Groening so that fixed that problem, but it's Netflix which i don't have at the moment... the pants down people may do it so consistently that they forgot there was another option... or perhaps a strong view & they just wouldn't be caught dead wearing pants as intended and upon more viewing, not positive that steamroller had a driver... i saw the guy jump out but could just be the guy who runs up from the other side, and the back-up behavior might be some automated roomba-type maneuver... meh
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 20 15:02:34 father & whiny son driving through inferno http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yXubO7VPow0 'the cars going to explode! what if a tree falls!... wahhhh' ...although i'd probably do the same :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 20 15:21:46 another YOUR! dose of internet http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ipfsyGoR0FY includes a slow shark, a possible terminator, & various impressive things
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Mon Aug 20 17:59:50 http://twitter.com/bvdhai/status/1031327009564225536
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 20 19:10:18 At this point, whenever a Twitter post series starts with catch lines like "epic", "buckle up", "strap in", "get some popcorn", etc., I just assume it's going to be an avalanche of bullshit and skip it :p ..these peeps act like each tweet is a paragraph break. Painful reading. .. "& whiny son" That was maximum whiny. The sad thing is the son sounded like he was in his 30s. Fearful, calling out to a deity. Sad stuff to see in a grown human. :p .. The terminator was pretty cool. From the source video, apparently it was some heavy VFX, so not a real robot: http://www...NnB3ns/?hl=en&taken-by=lektrix
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 20 21:52:23 they fooled me, Jerry! my first thought was possibly a starving african in a suit, animation didn't occur to me even watching it repeatedly i see no issues beyond his chest sign the twitter story appears to be a woman on tinder pretended to invite a bunch of guys on a date but they all came to same spot & had to compete or something to get the date i read another twitter story recently about a girl who went to planned parenthood, & apparently some religious nutters had set up a fake clinic next to it & tried to trick her into going to that one (with lots of psycho protesters around as well)
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 20 22:47:49 @planned parenthood crazies People are terrible :D Yeah that was great VFX. I was convinced until I checked the source and saw the VFX tag and the unedited video where the robot breaks the supposed camera wall (the camera travels inside the robot for a frame or two). I wonder if they filmed with a tennis ball or something in the real world to keep the positioning accurate... lots of time for those few seconds "had to compete or something to get the date" Seems sexist to herd dates like personal Arthurian knights on a quest, but they're already on Tinder so I guess life isn't so great anyways ;p .. Someone combined 2 of my favorite things — cats and the "Night at the Roxbury" track: http://imgur.com/gallery/NqXmZrW
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 20 23:02:49 I never knew how much they suffered. #Brave "The Onion Reviews ‘Crazy Rich Asians’" [Onion: Film Standard] http://ent...s-crazy-rich-asians-1828359282
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Aug 21 19:27:47 Some of the Imgur peeps seem to think that this is irresponsible use of a potato gun. Whatever. http://imgur.com/gallery/Da0Pwfh #LegaliseDrugsAndMurder
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Aug 21 21:27:17 some doubt this is real, I choose to believe http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=O60Z_1534849201
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Aug 22 11:39:49 "Shakin Turds out Your Pant Leg" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gc505EFLluE
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Wed Aug 22 18:50:28 Amazing Screw-On Head http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbsDvGtTRWU
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Aug 22 22:21:30 that turds thing was better than i expected :p... didn't watch all 12 mins though the send to Ted Cruz was nice, i might have to kick my twitter raging up a notch
hood Member	Wed Aug 22 22:42:02 "That was maximum whiny" That was maximum whiny? Do you live in some utopia where people never complain? Guy was barely making a peep.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Aug 22 23:34:16 a fairly solid daily dose: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7vO5Pg_iZ2s the backpack seems like a quality invention that cool sea slug needs to be put on Coyote Peterson also a nice restaurant & castle... i'd live in either if you get rid of the other people
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 23 08:09:55 “That was maximum whiny? Do you live in some utopia where people never complain? Guy was barely making a peep.” It wasn’t the volume of his voice, it was his constant fear displays. He had to keep being reassured because despite warnings to drive slowly he kept speeding up, which showed that he was losing his mind like a child. Then of course the whining for a deity like I mentioned. It’s not *literally* “maximum”, but it’s high up in Sad-ville.
hood Member	Thu Aug 23 16:41:34 Oh, I too meant the time spent and not volume. Guy was certainly whiny, but he's at least a tier below the average jewish mother.
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Aug 23 19:48:49 People who lose their minds under stress disgust me :) "New Liver Can Really Handle Its Scotch" [Onion: News in Brief] http://loc...y-handle-its-scotch-1828554584 "“I had no idea how bad my old liver was until I tried this one,” Young said of the pristine new multifunction gland he spent nearly two years waiting to take out for a spin. “Seriously, I’ve been pounding this shit all night and I feel completely fine—better than I have in years. Used to be I’d have like 10, maybe 12 shots and I’d be puking up what little bile my old liver could secrete, but this one is a fucking tank. Makes my kidneys look like garbage. I’m ready for another 10, and I’m not even turning yellow.” Young claimed his only regret was that such a “kickass” organ had to spend 28 years cooped up in a triathlete."
hood Member	Fri Aug 24 00:08:37 "People who lose their minds under stress disgust me :)" Fair enough ;p "Young claimed his only regret was that such a “kickass” organ had to spend 28 years cooped up in a triathlete."" 10/10
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 24 11:33:42 you can't really improve on that last bull vs man video, but anyway here's a guy taking a horn to the danger zone http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=UwU8_1535117058
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 24 11:35:18 that last bull vs man video... worth a repost :p http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=C8MAx_1532817290
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Aug 24 13:33:57 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlYfLxdVAAEIUSB.jpg
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Aug 24 13:39:54 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DlXaoiPW0AAfAUE.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Aug 24 15:25:34 yet more interesting stuff on the ocean floor: http://twitter.com/NatGeo/status/1033085340410683392
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 24 19:02:40 So cool :D ... but after seeing "The Meg", I'm guessing that everything else in that area is dangerous. .. "horn to the danger zone" I always want too much more info :( .. like.. surgery pictures, recovery issues, a statement from the bullfighter's mother, etc. .. Chris Rock seems particularly aware that he's caught in a Rock meme of some kind. .. I had this meowing cheetah on repeat for a few minutes: http://imgur.com/gallery/XLMrjlE
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Fri Aug 24 19:12:05 'I TASTE LIKE BEEF' Sausage made from human blood and tacos filled with a man’s chopped-off FOOT… meet the people who want to eat each other (and themselves) Some people-eaters are even getting their sexual kicks from meeting and eating others on dating-style cannibal sites http://www...67752/online-self-cannibalism/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Aug 24 19:17:32 The Internet really has brought us all together :) ♥♥♥ "Food truck feeds commuters stuck in [L.A.'s] 105 Fwy gridlock traffic following fatal tanker crash in Hawthorne" http://abc...fic-after-fiery-crash/4042639/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 25 11:40:14 Infowars: "Hurricane threatening Hawaii has been split in two by energy beam shot from Antarctica, possibly by John Kerry" video & transcript here: http://www...hot-antarctica-possibly/221094 "didn’t John “Skull and Bones” Kerry'... -- he made a quick trip to Antarctica not too long ago, did he not? ... Maybe John Kerry should be visited by some of our intelligence people. Maybe this would be a good use of the FBI instead of trying to indict President Trump on these crazy charges."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 25 12:11:38 guy tricking 2 guys into thinking they are invisible: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fu3TFib-JK4 of course the black guy steals... :p >.> they probably edited out multiple gropers i'm unclear how first guy disappears though...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 25 15:17:56 some kind of bovine smashing guy http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=sD8fH_1535202480 looks like a back hoof to the face at 7 secs
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Aug 25 16:42:48 Investigators say a man accused of shooting two women in their cars on two different occasions is now in jail after appearing before a judge last night. Prosecutors say Nicholas D'Agostino, 29 targeted his victims because he doesn't believe women should be allowed to drive. Deputies noticed on Dagostino’s Facebook page that he has a very "dim" view of women. A statement which was read at probable cause court last night included that D'Agostino thinks women "should stay home and birth male babies."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Aug 26 00:35:23 so i have Xfinity cable a week or so ago, w/ late night sitcom re-runs on some channel the spanish & english audio was playing at the same time (can't imagine who would want that setting) a day or two ago, w/ late night sitcom re-runs on some channel (not sure if same as above) there was some voice describing actions the people took (so some feature for the blind i guess) tonight, late night sitcom re-runs on a channel definitely not same as above, and it's in spanish... only that channel is that weird? pretty sure i'm not pushing odd buttons... if you switch to spanish wouldn't it do all channels? i don't even know how to do it... no SAP button like i once had on some remote... everything seems fixed by the next day gremlins? what's the deal...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Aug 26 00:39:53 it's SyFy channel w/ Futurama if anyone happens to be around... see if that's broadcasting in Spanish right now... :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Aug 26 16:57:00 dog waters house http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=aKyFq_1535277948 can't see a whole lot of the effect except that grey sofa cushion, but presumably a lot of wet areas everywhere if not for the camera, that may have proved to be quite a mystery
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Aug 26 18:27:08 this guy in brown really knows how to take a trampling http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=kttBM_1535290231
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Aug 26 18:41:20 the benefits of having cameras everywhere: http://www.liveleak.com/view?t=k2XV3_1535297220
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 27 11:37:06 Yikes D: ... with that kind of a launch, guessing fatal .. "they probably edited out multiple gropers" Or they accidentally got someone started on a weeks long killing spree D: "i'm unclear how first guy disappears though..." Probably like Batman: they used a skyhook ;p .. "so i have Xfinity cable" Too many channels? ;) .. I don't have regular TV (just use Internet), but were these just random channels you found, or were these regularly-used channels that worked funny? .. Team robbery of one person that probably won't work out for the criminals: http://imgur.com/gallery/NfgPyyA
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 27 11:57:14 ^seems odd they'd go to a well-lit public area... even if unaware of cameras ------ its channels only used late night for something not terrible to have on in the background it was back last night... Futurama in spanish on SyFy (SciFi)... and Modern Family (w/ the blind assist thing) on USA i googled instructions for turning the features on/off & it doesn't match what i have :p i think i have some cheap box... plus would it really be set by channel? seems weird meh, we'll see what happens
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Aug 27 19:21:41 That's very weird! I also suspect gremlins. Set it all on fire, move to a different country, and start again? :D My Internet subscription is resetting this month, so it doubled in cost... going to have to text chat them down to a reasonable cost or switch providers again :/ .. I haven't found great solutions for cleaning out peanut butter jars for recycling (usually wipe with bread, then potentially sacrifice a washing sponge for the remainder), but this person decided to use the untapped resource of squirrel power: http://imgur.com/gallery/SRrR9Da
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Aug 27 20:05:05 filling with water (& possibly some dish detergent) & letting sit overnight works I believe but I also support squirrel use
McKobb Member	Mon Aug 27 20:30:13 Or a long tongued hound dog will do nicely! Works for me anyway
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