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tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 31 16:50:38 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bee_1501377475 i blame games like Final Fantasy for rewarding you for going off the beaten path |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Jul 31 17:19:42 Yeah did he get the power up? We never get to know the end of these stories :/ Hedgehog "exercising on bread" http://www...T7/?taken-by=radotink_hedgehog |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 31 17:43:33 well that's just adorable :p |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 31 17:59:33 hooray... my tweet to the idiot-in-chief got deleted! i had been kind of annoyed when it was happening during campaign... but then was kinda annoyed when it seemed to stop happening after election (probably due to extensive incoming volume)... but i'm back! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 31 18:16:38 two more deleted... |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Jul 31 18:42:56 The interns must be on a roll ;D ..or does he do it himself? D: random (fresh?) Maru cat clips: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bgm-NSg3Zeg |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Jul 31 18:46:43 i'd like to believe he's seen some of them :p... it was within 30 mins of his tweet so perhaps he was watching but maybe interns... just need to find a zinger so biting they turn on him... i need some of that instant jedi power stuff like Rey had |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 01 00:17:44 a nice ending to this D&D battle http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f5b_1501542489 assuming you weren't sitting across the room |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 01 02:09:30 Nice launch! :D Was expecting it to cut the other beetle in half, but this was better :D I imagine that being Trump's Twitter intern (if he has one/them) must be super disillusioning, so I say keep it up :D |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 01 02:11:29 ..And if he doesn't have one, then it's hilarious in a "sad state of the world" kind of way that a sitting president is actually reading and rejecting responses, lol... oh noes XD |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 01 09:21:10 he has responded to random people in the past (pre-election)... i recall when reviewing his extremely numerous 'loser' posts awkward situation in the woods: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b0c_1501573895 |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Tue Aug 01 11:48:56 'Catwoman' gets 32-carat diamond from boyfriend months after brawl http://www...friend-months-after-brawl.html |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 01 11:53:23 so that's the kind of person you find at a Trump property |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Tue Aug 01 12:13:49 F18 hornet fighter jet at dublin airport on sunday 23/7/2017 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2sgDzfVmKI |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 01 18:45:14 Good comment on that bear LL: "I have great respect for people who remember to film horizontally, even when they're about to get mauled. Pretty decent camera work" ..the person filming that F18 video, on the other hand :p .. [swordtail]: "'Catwoman' gets 32-carat diamond from boyfriend months after brawl" D: ..that might be too much surgery. .. Pulling a kangaroo from the ground http://imgur.com/gallery/5hO8s Top comment: "I didn't realize they were so difficult to harvest" |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Aug 02 00:12:08 he saved it on the first playthrough... unlike Superman w/ Lois... |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 02 17:22:55 Good association :D And this kangaroo didn't even have a car like Lois, so these were just better species overall Verne Troyer (Mini-Me) has an Imgur account, but I still downvote him because — celebrity or not — if you post bad content and/or pictures of yourself then that's a down-vote :p http://imgur.com/gallery/VVCaC |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 02 17:40:59 Kitten jump http://www.instagram.com/p/BWi4Z3AFWp_/?taken-by=goyanggy |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 02 17:52:10 Fun job criteria post: http://imgur.com/gallery/jiXjB |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 02 19:02:26 A couple of good Onion articles so far this week :D "Experimental Anti-Aging Treatment Still Has Few Kinks, Report Infant Researchers" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...eatment-still-has-few-ki-56550 "“Though broadly successful across several different metrics, there were a few unforeseen, but relatively minor, complications in our initial trials that we are currently working to address,” said lead researcher Dr. Leonard Rothman, spittle dribbling down his pudgy cheek as he struggled to peek his little, bald head above the podium. “We have achieved tremendous results over the course of our tests, and although we’ve run into a few hitches along the way, we are confident that this will be a viable treatment.” Dr. Rothman added that his team very much looked forward to completing their work when their bodies were once again developed enough to operate lab equipment." |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 02 19:03:42 "American Airlines Admirals Club Installs Two-Way Mirror For Members To Enjoy Misery Of Passengers In Gate Waiting Area" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...-club-installs-two-way-m-56545 "“As always, our members can indulge in our complimentary cocktails and gourmet food options, but now with the added perk of watching stressed-out travelers who have only eaten french fries all day struggle to get comfortable in their neck pillows. And if they want a break from getting important work done at our Wi-Fi-enabled business center, they can just savor the herds of commoners wandering around in search of one of three available outlets to plug in their charger.” At press time, American was considering installing completely transparent glass after some Admirals Club members complained that people suffering at the gate couldn’t see firsthand all the perks they were missing out on." |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 02 19:14:55 Drone footage of that whale that eats close to a port: http://www...831536/videos/516713795341665/ ..or is this a different whale? *shrugs* :p |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Wed Aug 02 20:22:56 We feed our spider bro at work. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rt8jAaRBSNc |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Thu Aug 03 15:03:29 Turkmenistan's president http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OtLxYyf8K8I |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 03 17:22:58 a bear mauling a guy warning: actually kinda graphic... unlike most videos that news say are graphic http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=560_1501699182 |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 03 21:56:08 DALLAS (Reuters) - An East Texas man was wounded after he fired a gun at an armadillo in his yard and the bullet ricocheted back to hit him in his face, the county sheriff said on Friday. hooray |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Aug 04 10:49:35 cycling thing http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=bfd_1501817883 |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Aug 05 09:46:55 YouTube kills again: An 8-year-old Florida girl has reportedly died months after attempting to replicate an internet challenge video. According to WKMG-TV, the girl, identified as Ki’ari Pope, of Boynton Beach, drank boiling hot water through a straw on a dare in March. On Saturday night, she was rushed to a hospital after complaining she couldn’t breathe. Ki’ari was unresponsive on arrival and pronounced dead just after midnight. Ki’ari’s aunt, Diane Johnson, told WPEC News the little girl’s cousins had dared her to drink the boiling water. Ki’ari and her cousins had reportedly been watching a “hot water challenge” YouTube video, in which someone appeared to drink boiling water with a straw. |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Sat Aug 05 09:51:17 Every gunshot from the Deathwish movies http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bUHgz8KOzyM |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Aug 05 09:58:15 JAKARTA (Reuters) - Indonesia has deployed armed police and soldiers to help villagers on the island of Java fight back against marauding monkeys that have been terrorizing their area, stealing food and even attacking vulnerable elderly residents and a child. The long-tailed macaques have been growing increasingly bold in their interactions with humans in the Boyolali district of Central Java, north of the city of Solo. “The reason why they are raiding people’s houses or gardens is because they need food,” said Robithotul Huda of International Animal Rescue Indonesia. “Their natural habitat, teak or pine forests, have changed into commercial forest.” |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sun Aug 06 13:15:51 Sharknado 5 airs tonight |
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest | Sun Aug 06 13:27:45 Is it 5x as good as the first one? |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sun Aug 06 14:44:45 i recommend low expectations |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sun Aug 06 21:07:49 well, it was approximately the same as all the other ones |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Aug 07 19:53:13 I didn't realize there had been so many! I have a lot of catching up to do! ;D Yes, an Ebaum's World link, because it's 1999 or something ;) "Surfing dogs collide..." http://www...de-and-end-up-tandem/85429959/ |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 08 00:32:52 "Local Dipshit Planning On Fighting Trump Administration Through Art" [Onion Full Article; August 4th, 2017] http://www...hting-trump-administrati-56576 "The dumbfuck, who said he has recently been inspired to take on more ambitious projects that will “reveal this administration’s treachery for all the world to see,” noted that he was particularly excited about an upcoming “Resistance Cabaret” that he is arranging with several of his equally stupid friends. According to the colossal dope, the evening of music, dance, and short theatrical pieces will conclude with the performers duct-taping their mouths shut and wearing the names of GOP lawmakers on signs around their necks to send a “powerful message” to Republicans complicit in Trump’s agenda. The audience for the event, scheduled to take place in the back room of a local coffee shop next Tuesday from 4 to 6 p.m., is expected to include some of the most prominent idiots in the community." |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 08 09:58:15 about as useful as my tweeting though :p but pretending you're making a difference has some mental health value i say... plus i got over 100 retweets once! it was a lot of 'people' mostly named Yspex but still... |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 08 09:59:32 cat rescuers http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2HlZ9rdiHE i think i would've left out the slingshot bit at 2:08... slightly concerning :p |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 08 11:09:06 out of my way, i'm a jogger-ist http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OuuHrVhykD4 |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 08 18:28:22 Sometimes it necessary to murder people on your jog. *shrugs* ;p Another runner: http://imgur.com/gallery/vXzlqZq Top Comment: "Congratulations TO THE GROUND!" .. I figure it was making fun of Shia LaBeouf types who think art installations effect political change ;D But yeah! Complaining online has some definite therapeutic value .. I know that nothing I say in UP matters to any political figure, but where else would I vent this stuff? ;D .. "the look that we get from the cat owner's face when we hand them their.. cat bag" lol ... If you can think of something quirky, it's probably a job in the Pacific NorthWest :D |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 08 20:09:17 I think we have established participating in athletics or encountering people participating in athletics is hazardous to one's health ...like smoking |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 08 20:14:34 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xNJxDWX-qes "it's over, he has the high ground" ~what i would've said |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 08 21:10:33 aww look at the big kitty :D *would have been eaten for sure* ;p another cute kitty: http://imgur.com/gallery/5wX3luT Yeah doing things like exercise is super dangerous and should probably not be legal ;D |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Tue Aug 08 21:22:46 99 Years of American #Tanks in One GIF From M1917 to M1A2 by @PopMech http://twitter.com/HemezRemy/status/894548904473239552 |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 08 21:54:25 I was expecting 99 tanks :( "How Trump Writes His Tweets" [Onion Explains] http://www...-trump-writes-his-tweets-56596 |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Tue Aug 08 22:02:52 "I was expecting 99 tanks :(" but did you count them all? and here's 99 Luftballons for ya, http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=La4Dcd1aUcE |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Wed Aug 09 19:53:33 Do you know this git? Please help police find #ThePutneyPudding. Horrific. http://twitter.com/KTHopkins/status/894864508178583552 |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 10 09:54:43 i'll guess David Corn... a guy twitter recommended i follow on the left side of screen... kinda looks like him now what does 'the putney pudding' mean? |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 10 09:55:19 China may be stealing 5-second films... but making them longer... http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f46_1502163046 |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 10 10:04:52 Rally Cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eH5bDPlswvA i would not have wanted to be that ball boy... he did really well to catch the cat & stay calm under attack while a stadium watched :p |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Aug 10 15:22:00 lol.. aww ♥:D I think a cat person would have handled that far differently, but yeah he did well even after the cat started clawing :D "engine of murder" gets a belly rub: http://imgur.com/gallery/bfZ8y |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Aug 11 13:03:32 that's too much talon |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Aug 12 12:47:34 'Kangaroo punches boy in the face' http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=e3d_1502546402 ...I couldn't click that link fast enough :p |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Sat Aug 12 19:22:47 "Curb Your Enthusiasm” returns Oct 1 on HBO |
Cherub Cow
Member | Sun Aug 13 22:13:00 The Internet could probably use more videos of kangaroos punching children ;D .. ""Curb Your Enthusiasm” returns Oct 1 on HBO" Does it really? :D *checks* kewl!! :D .. "Report: Mom Sending You Something" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...om-sending-you-something-56635 "PORTLAND, ME—Stating that she had put it in the mail this morning and that you should keep an eye out for it, your mother notified you Saturday that she was sending you something, reports confirmed. “I’m sending you something,” read a text message from your mom, which went on to request that you let her know whenever you receive it. “It should be there in a few days.” At press time, your mom had emailed you a package tracking number “in case you wanted it.”" .. BTW: I've had limited Internet access lately, but I should be back to full-scale spamming in the next week :p |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Aug 14 01:01:34 "The Internet could probably use more videos of kangaroos punching children ;D " or prime time TV... perhaps would even be better than 'ow, my balls'... if not considered too high brow |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Aug 14 18:23:52 This is somewhat related due to the top comment: "In a few hundred years, when the robots take over, this will be the top vote-getter on ROBOTIC FUNNIEST VIDEOS." http://imgur.com/gallery/NebGQ |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Aug 14 18:32:44 "Post-op drunk husky howling" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UyFMiDmwWK8 |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Aug 14 21:15:34 dog and cat cuddles http://www.instagram.com/p/BXxYzlVB8GM/ |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Aug 14 21:33:38 speaking of the robots taking over... some AI beat a top DOTA2 player recently (& not like a cheating hard-difficulty game AI, it played by the rules) |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Mon Aug 14 21:34:03 ghost moose http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-9WnLz26Bwc |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Aug 14 21:35:17 I hope that our Sarah Connor bunkers have enough weapons for the inevitable wars. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Mon Aug 14 21:47:38 That ghost moose video might be nice enough to replace the "under the deer" social network D: This works on one cat — *this* cat. http://imgur.com/gallery/n74qLno ..and your cat would hate it ;p |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 15 10:07:57 i think i know a cat it would work on... good luck ever feeling safe again, lady: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=54c_1502738430 |
Cherub Cow
Member | Tue Aug 15 14:02:46 Wow! Quick thinking! I was a little disappointed when the comments pointed out that the woman was the passenger, though :p .. Plus: so many undesirable places to live! ;) |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Tue Aug 15 17:27:10 Semen-tossing cop gets 20 days in jail http://nyp...rker-several-times-prosecutor/ |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Tue Aug 15 17:56:30 http://twitter.com/lad/status/888146633267007488 |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Tue Aug 15 22:07:16 "At trial, his defense lawyer, Michael Horn, argued that the substance was saliva and not semen." i assume he resembles Lionel Hutz |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 16 02:04:30 how to force your cat to chase the red dot until its heart explodes: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m9-QOGUHjOo |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Aug 16 09:58:52 i still want that cat feeder where the cat has to retrieve balls and put them in the machine... and a cat that knows how to use it without me putting in effort... |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Aug 16 10:05:53 Trump may have read my tweet! he had congratulated Luther Strange for getting into a run-off election i suggested Trump's support probably hurt him as he came in a distant 2nd within 30 mins of my tweet: "Wow, Senator Luther Strange picked up a lot of additional support since my endorsement. Now in September runoff. Strong on Wall & Crime!" presumably he made that up as usual... anyway i'll pretend he saw my tweet & it shall motivate me to continue my insults :p |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Aug 16 10:06:57 the narrator in The Wonder Years replaced with 80's horror synth http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=admHZRGVMzc |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Wed Aug 16 14:44:32 http://pbs.twimg.com/media/DHX0BRSWAAUdArb.jpg:large |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 16 16:12:15 lulz.. glad that Twitter can't keep up with the parody accounts .. [tw]: "anyway i'll pretend he saw my tweet & it shall motivate me to continue my insults :p" That *does* look like you influenced him .. def keep going :D *expects a Trump biography in a few years that details how Tweets changed his public strategy* .. "the narrator in The Wonder Years replaced with 80's horror synth" Did.. did Kevin kill all those people? D: . "Panicked John Kelly Ushers Half-Naked Trump Away From Podium As President Shouts Support For Eugenics" [Onion News in Photos] http://www...-half-naked-trump-away-p-56673 |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 16 16:16:28 kitty scared of dog, sleeps in sink http://imgur.com/gallery/lR9KN |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 16 16:48:32 « Se le movió la estantería: Buscaba un archivo en el registro automotor y se derrumbó todo » Translation: stuff falls http://inf..._automotor_y_se_derrumbo_todo/ |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Wed Aug 16 21:52:38 they shouldn't be suggesting eugenics is a bad idea :p |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 16 23:20:26 Yeah I get the impression that the Onion has a strictly anti-eugenics policy beneath its satire.. not cool! >:| :D "The McKays had ‘no idea’ their Ipswich home sat above a disused coalmine shaft from the early 1900s, which this week [article from last year] caused a 15-metre sinkhole" http://www...-yard-past-comes-back-to-haunt |
Cherub Cow
Member | Wed Aug 16 23:28:27 So... I thought that I would find out that this was fake.. but apparently these excerpts from Martin Shkreli's jury selection pool are real. "More than two hundred potential jurors were excused from the trial." http://harpers.org/archive/2017/09/public-enemy/ First excerpt (more at link): "juror no. 1: I’m aware of the defendant and I hate him. benjamin brafman: I’m sorry. juror no. 1: I think he’s a greedy little man. the court: Jurors are obligated to decide the case based only on the evidence. Do you agree? juror no. 1: I don’t know if I could. I wouldn’t want me on this jury. the court: Juror Number 1 is excused. Juror Number 18." |
McKobb
Member | Wed Aug 16 23:57:22 He gives me a sinking feeling |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 17 00:14:57 all those comments seemed reasonable too bad no video of his snake/dick face during all the questioning |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Aug 17 05:12:36 He probably liked it.. the sadomasochist :p "Cat Who Seems A Little Grumpy Today Dying Of Esophageal Cancer" [Onion News in Photos] http://www...y-today-dying-esophageal-56674 |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Thu Aug 17 08:49:03 Decomposed man found with penis tied to shotgun trigger used to kill himself http://www...gger-used-kill-himself-1635425 |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 17 10:29:34 was it tied to fire going soft to hard or hard to soft? bad reporting |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Aug 17 10:32:44 Florida: St. Johns County deputies arrested a woman after she bit a man's fishing line and swam off with his lure, according to a police report. A fisherman told deputies that 22-year-old Alexandria Turner appeared to be intoxicated when she swam up to his fishing line and cursed him out. She bit the line and swam away with the rigging, according to the police report. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Aug 17 19:22:15 Does this mean a Sci-Fi channel "raised by gators" movie will be made? ;) I got caffeinated before going on Imgur, so I spammed a bunch of mean comments on different posts. Now the replies have started to return.. might have to avoid the site for a few days ;D Before that! Some gross stump-leg pictures mixed with random dog pictures: http://imgur.com/gallery/G2NJv I didn't read the post, just looked at the pictures, but I think he lost his leg while fighting White Walkers north of the Wall. |
McKobb
Member | Thu Aug 17 20:12:51 It means Gatorcane will be a thing. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Thu Aug 17 20:16:42 Not sure that I knew about that until now. Gatorcane Trailer: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50Gw61ViOLE |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Aug 18 01:11:26 I got carried away with some meme-making... so I may have started something :D (I turned Kit Harrington behind-the-scenes cell phone footage into a green-screen-usable gif for meme-creation): http://imgur.com/gallery/EzDyk |
McKobb
Member | Fri Aug 18 06:01:28 Who needs dragons? |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Aug 18 09:45:27 you may have made it into meme history! horses having fun (or possibly suffering from brain parasites or something...) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEZ7FcAh7G0 |
jergul
large member | Fri Aug 18 09:55:23 Goodness CC. |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Fri Aug 18 12:02:38 "questions" for men answered by woman http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_GGwfGSHJCY |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Aug 18 17:20:45 Classic Shoe0nHead :D ..I like that top comment: "How does it feel to be the same gender as Jesus Christ?" lol@interruption part :D And a bonus bunny!! :D .. [tw]: "you may have made it into meme history!" [jergul]: "Goodness CC." Yay! ;D .. Got to the Imgur front page, and peeps have already run with the green screen footage. Someone made a shooting stars video ("Shooting Snows"): http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=smHnpDfDt7U |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Aug 18 19:29:50 congrats! |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Aug 18 19:31:43 http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6be_1503060930 I'm pretty sure they're eating people... note the board bite at 0:17... surely things go the other way sometimes :p |
swordtail
Anarchist Prime | Fri Aug 18 19:49:30 and then sharks get the blame. |
Cherub Cow
Member | Fri Aug 18 21:25:46 lol, totes :D ... [I think I've said this before?], but they're very clever, so probably that means that they hide the bodies, write suicide notes for their victims, and pick humans that they know that no one will look for ;) ..And look how fast it swam away ... they're so fast D: someone apparently making a game where you can be a sugar glider: http://imgur.com/gallery/USo2yQF ..some peeps have called it a flying squirrel, but I think the fur matches sugar gliders more.. |
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Fri Aug 18 22:06:28 maybe it noticed the camera so swam away in case the video was going up to the cloud... |
McKobb
Member | Sat Aug 19 00:34:41 Crash! |
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