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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 27 10:38:51
this gremlin/chupacabra mix won world's ugliest dog:

http://img.../576eb4041a00002800ceb0f3.jpeg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 27 11:12:49
Florida - Man punched swan in front of off-duty OPD officers, officials say
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 27 17:15:08
I wonder whether that dog wishes for death every day ;)

Get out of there, bear!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ktG5VeBt7Qs
nhill
Member
Mon Jun 27 17:50:46
https://i.imgur.com/P4EVY9a.gif
nhill
Member
Mon Jun 27 17:51:05
http://i.imgur.com/P4EVY9a.gif
McKobb
Member
Mon Jun 27 19:25:35
Git! works with lots of animals. Not so much with alligators.
McKobb
Member
Mon Jun 27 21:22:27
tw, I played Mordheim the table top version years ago. Witch hunters!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 27 23:07:30
i'm playing as Mercenaries to start

i just had to let go a guy w/ a chest wound, eye damage & internal injuries... may he enjoy his retirement

my one-armed guy was set on fire and squashed by a witch-hunter 'impressive' unit wielding a flaming sword (but he bounced back like a champ)

McKobb
Member
Tue Jun 28 02:44:42
I had a wood elf merc infiltrator named Quick that was my rooftop sniper. Definitely rounded out the witch hunter team of dogs and hunters.
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 28 15:19:31
Wait so Mordheim can be single player but you get AI peeps that work with you or something?
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 28 18:12:07
creepy dog!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1ekG3igSg6g
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 28 18:40:49
Facebook so it might not link directly.. but a dog pops over 99 Luftballons in under 40 seconds
http://www...cords/videos/10153873073159032
McKobb
Member
Tue Jun 28 18:47:40
http://upl...;s_All_In_The_Game_-_Cover.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 28 19:22:30
"but you get AI peeps that work with you"

no, it's your team vs a computer team in battles (with occasional special story missions) or you can play online human-vs-human battles
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 28 19:34:58
Oh neat!
*looks into gameplay*

Nature so cray
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DBNYwxDZ_pA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 28 22:05:52
A street magician in Clearwater, Florida, is facing felony battery charges after police said he tried to pull off a woman’s bathing suit during a performance.

Richard Cook, 51, was performing Sunday evening when he asked for a volunteer for a trick where he would make a scarf disappear, according to WFLA TV.

A woman in a bikini came forward and Cook asked her to keep her hands out in front of her.

Police said Cook then pulled the woman’s bathing suit bottom out from her side.

The woman was able to grab them before Cook exposed her body to the crowd. The woman reportedly told Cook she did not feel comfortable with the trick.

Cook responded by saying, “you will feel comfortable” and attempted to grab her bottoms again.

The victim ran away and reported Cook to nearby police officers.
======

nice try!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 29 00:27:01
Spray painting my eyes
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CEnCG0Zq0f8
#Trump2016
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 30 00:41:44
With just 38 days to go before the Rio Olympics kicks off, the situation in the host city just went from bad to worse.

A beach goer Wednesday discovered mutilated human body parts that had washed up on the shore, right in front of the Olympic Beach Volleyball Arena on Rio's famed Copacabana beach.

A dismembered foot and another body part still unidentified was found, according to Andre Luiz, an officer of the Military Police. Police believe the victim was a woman or young adult.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 30 05:40:32
i just saw an article about people Periscoping while driving... which i gather is similar... (though i don't really want to know what Periscope is)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 30 05:52:39
weird, that above Thu Jun 30 05:40:32 post was in response to CC's Thu Jun 30 16:34:56, i may be time traveling or something

==========

In a vile attack that happened in broad daylight, a man stuffed feces down an unsuspecting woman’s shorts in New York City on Monday before running away, police said.

Surveillance video captured the suspect following the woman along East 74th Street in Manhattan around 6 p.m., before he grabbed her from behind by her waist.

During a brief struggle, police said the man shoved his hand down her shorts and smeared the feces onto her buttocks. As he ran away, he discarded a rubber glove that he apparently used to hold the waste.

#Trump2016
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 30 05:53:47
hell's bells! it's doing it still... you people are ~12 hrs ahead of me, i'll never catch up
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 30 15:40:08
Yep! 2016 3rd world Olympics looking good! :D

"Spray painting my eyes"
Not sure that that was a recommended use of the product, but I guess freedom is freedom! ;D

Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 30 16:34:56
Nash-1776 tells it like it is!
"Man Driving While Making YouTube Video To Explain How PC Culture Destroying America"
[Onion News in Brief; June 29, 2016]
http://www...outube-video-explain-how-53169
"CORYDON, KY—Glancing back and forth between the road ahead of him and the camera that was apparently mounted on his dashboard, local man Ron Saganash was reportedly driving around in his car Wednesday while he made a YouTube video denouncing the “toxic politically correct culture” that he said is destroying America. “Hey guys, Ron S., a.k.a. Nash-1776, here checking in again, and I just want to take a moment today and break down why this country is falling apart,” said Saganash, who then sharply criticized the media for being too scared to “call things what they are” while turning his head several times to check his blind spot, before explaining as a tractor-trailer visibly passed by behind him that elected officials who refuse to use the word “jihad” are putting Americans’ lives at risk. “Look, it’s not health care or income inequality or so-called climate change we need to worry about—it’s this PC bullshit. Maybe we should stop worrying about whether we’re hurting Muslims’ feelings and instead keep an eye on them to find out which ones want to attack our country.” Saganash’s later series of arguments supporting his claim that “gays and feminazis” are trying to rewrite the Constitution was reportedly rendered largely inaudible by the continuous sound of his left blinker."
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 01 00:42:44
*theorizing that one could time travel*
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 01 00:44:11
hooray... i had some posts weirdly getting inserted at 5am above
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 01 10:04:16
did he foresee this working out?
http://the...g-awesomeness-35-photos-38.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 02 00:12:58
A naked man atop a ledge in New York City’s Times Square Thursday morning repeatedly screamed “Donald Trump, where are you?” and later jumped, injuring himself, reports say.

The man, identified by outlets as 21-year-old model Krit McClean, is in stable condition.

Police set up an airbag in case the man jumped, but when he did, he missed the bag.

some video
http://twitter.com/Gothamist/status/748506936979644416
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 03 15:27:28
"i wanna play a game with you, human"
http://imgur.com/gallery/41jjTVk
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 03 19:32:49
I've been suspending my Hulu account for almost a year now and finally selected "cancel," and for reasons I wrote "don't care about anything anymore. Thanks though!" :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 04 10:30:55
maybe they'll call some welfare person to check up on you :p


this sport has potential:
http://i.imgur.com/Ogtt6kU.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 04 18:57:19
lol :D — 'the bubble! it does nothing!' ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 04 19:18:57
Fireworks vs Jedi
[video skipped past intro]
http://youtu.be/SkCJ7BujOAQ?t=17s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 06 02:35:21
DAYTONA BEACH, Fla. – An 18-year-old woman has been arrested after police in Florida say she used her infant son to batter her boyfriend.

Beach Safety Ocean Rescue Captain Tammy Marris tells local news outlets the 6-month-old boy was taken to a hospital Monday afternoon where he was reportedly doing OK.

Officers responded shortly before 4:30 p.m. Monday to a beach in Daytona Beach. Marris says responders found Tatyana Allen had battered her boyfriend, also the baby's father, with the child.

Officers arrested Allen on charges of battery and infliction of physical/mental injury on a child. She was being held Monday night without bail. It's unclear whether Allen has an attorney.
McKobb
Member
Wed Jul 06 05:11:55
Guess the race? I say orc.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 06 09:46:35
half-orc is possible

hey mister snake:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQPEhSs-Pjw
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 06 13:52:18
Ten companies are recalling about 501,000 hoverboards after numerous reports of the self-balancing scooters' batteries catching fire, the U.S. Consumer Products Safety Commission said on Wednesday.

There have been at least 99 incidents of the two-wheeled devices' lithium-ion battery packs overheating, sparking, smoking, catching fire or exploding, the commission said in a statement. The incidents include an unspecified number of burns and property damage.

"We've all seen pictures of homes destroyed and families that made it out just in time," Commission Chairman Elliot Kaye told a news conference.
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 06 17:33:09
Aww :( .. looks like there may be fewer exploding hoverboard videos in the coming months :'(

Sssssnake! Sssnake! Ohhhh it's a snake!!! It's a —!

This commercial is also the reason why cocaine isn't dealt with in the same was as crack (cocaine makes people productive!) ;)
"If Coffee Commercials Were Honest - Honest Ads"
[It's a Cracked video, so don't click if you don't want them to have money ;) ]
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2ovhbT-Iulc
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 07 11:19:41
An argument over a lit cigarette at a Pennsylvania gas station ended with one driver drenched in gasoline and another facing charges, police say.

Police say that Kimberly Brinton, 51, turned the nozzle on another Mehoopany Dandy Mart customer who told her to extinguish her cigarette while she fueled her vehicle on the afternoon of June 30, the Associated Press reports.

Police say that Tami Donovan threw windshield cleaner at Brinton in an attempt to put out the cigarette.

When Donovan tried to drive away, Brinton sprayed gasoline at her, according to authorities.

“She could have set the place on fire, could have hurt people. I don’t know what they got her for but she’s nuts,” one local, Dave Middaurgh, told ABC affiliate WNEP.

she looks sane to me (mugshot):
http://img.../577e4e66150000ed026ca0ab.jpeg
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 07 16:33:21
Seems like another positive social interaction ;)

Cthulhu may have attacked:
"Swiss Guard Charge Writhing Mass Of Black Tentacles Devouring Pope Francis"
[Onion News in Brief]
http://www...g-mass-black-tentacles-d-53184
"VATICAN CITY—Racing frantically through St. Peter’s Square toward the sound of the Supreme Pontiff’s agonized cries, members of the Vatican’s Swiss Guard reportedly charged and surrounded a colossal writhing mass of black tentacles Wednesday that was devouring Pope Francis. “Destroy the infernal monstrosity,” shouted Swiss Guard commander Christoph Graf, who screamed orders for his men to aim their halberds at the creature’s heart as two of its powerful, ooze-slickened appendages constricted around the pope’s waist and neck and repeatedly slammed him against the plaza’s cobblestones. “Make haste, before His Holiness is torn asunder by the dark horror.” At press time, a member of the Swiss Guard reportedly plunged a holy water–soaked dagger into one of the creature’s eyeless black sockets, causing it to emit a shuddering hiss and crumple back down into the shadowy chasm from which it had emerged."
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 07 17:01:04
pez idea:
http://i.imgur.com/nBJn0Ug.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 07 18:31:17
baby tree porcupine (i didn't watch whole thing)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R8XsWE3Gg8k
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 07 23:48:10
Kentucky meat shower:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kentucky_meat_shower
... safe for work :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 08 11:39:59
squirrel:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGSkCFZ7qXg

related: bionic man sound effects
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4OyIBuF73PQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jul 08 15:15:09
sweet jump by squirrel! :D

"Nom"
http://imgur.com/gallery/p8bAwpV
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 08 20:11:54
looks like she bit off
more than she can chew
yeahhhh


sloth selfie
http://www.instagram.com/p/BG726bRhgSf/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 08 20:18:12
a whole video for that cat including kittens
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2P_BYBvhj4
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 08 20:31:03
not a plump partial indian ringneck parakeet:
http://thu...ckparakeet-size_restricted.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 09 14:55:26
Now I've seen everything! ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 09 17:30:08
Helicopter crash
http://imgur.com/gallery/PWmjtuT
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 09 17:31:16
Help in traffic
http://imgur.com/gallery/fvWyGk2
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 09 18:10:05
trash panda at parade
http://imgur.com/gallery/dlgvKH5
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 09 18:12:19
Livestream of bears fishing in Alaska:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtUucAcQoaE
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jul 09 18:25:21
puppy squee of the day
http://imgur.com/gallery/xjf8mkS
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jul 09 18:26:37
woohoo... i saw a fish make the jump successfully... most seem to suck at it
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 10 11:22:58
another victorious bull
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=b4e_1468103890
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 10 11:53:10
physics
http://vine.co/v/5WnXwnp0WTn
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 10 20:21:45
She had a look like she was waiting to complain to a manager about the loss of her food trough ;p

Ouch @ bullfight... his facial expression was pretty medieval grotesque ..

Something managed to get past all of Imgur's Pokémon shitposting; "drunk waiter" game:
http://imgur.com/gallery/4sYu9Up
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 10 20:39:19
"Every single time I take a shower, I have an audience"
http://imgur.com/gallery/YZTL6ia
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jul 10 20:41:19
and so it begins
http://pbs.twimg.com/media/CnA8NuxWEAAySQa.jpg
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 10 20:51:12
Excellent >:D
Cherub Cow
Member
Sun Jul 10 23:46:26
Is this the same person as your link?
Supposedly this person faced an attempted robbery while riding the poké trend:
http://imgur.com/gallery/TsKO9DU
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 11 01:01:16
another tiger fish:
http://i.imgur.com/GKxDt.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 11 01:31:38
appears to be :p, although i suspect more will occur... i'll guess Nashville next for some reason
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 11 01:49:10
Is that a hotspot right meow? :D

base-a-ball-oo!
http://imgur.com/gallery/gk6oE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 11 02:21:10
i know someone almost mugged via craigslist in Nashville, so just suspect constant mugging schemes there :p


Murdoch Police Dept (Australia):
"
Tasked to attend two suspicious males walking around in circles. Get there and they're playing #PokemonGO #Pokestop
"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 11 10:49:30
"
Pokemon GO is just insane right now. This is in Central Park. It's basically been HQ for Pokemon GO.
"
video:
http://twitter.com/IGIhosT/status/752357024156028928

"We're DOOMED, DOOMED I tell ya! DOOMED, from the middle english meaning 'condemned to ruination or death'! DOO-MED!!"
~ Earthworm Jim
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 11 12:03:06
The end is nigh!!
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 11 12:04:01
*makes mental note not to visit Nashville* ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jul 11 13:06:58
it's worse than Brazil (as far as my mental image goes)... muggings at every corner around the clock
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jul 11 20:42:44
And it's probably not even cool/alt muggings like Detroit has! ;D

Cat fired for gross incompetence is given back its sinecure after the library fears further retaliation from the internet lynch mob:
http://imgur.com/gallery/c4EAu
;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 12 00:00:24
Adam Reeve, a data architect employed at security analytics platform RedOwl, discovered that when logging into the game using Google the Pokemon Go is granted FULL ACCESS to your Google account.

Here’s what he reported on his Tumblr…

I started the game, hit the Google button, and was redirected to log in. Normally you’d see a little message saying what data the app is going to be able to access – something like “This app will be able to view your email address and name”. For some reason that’s not shown in this case, but I went ahead and logged in anyway. Then on a whim I went to see which permissions it was granted (you can see for your own account right here). To say I was a little stunned is putting it lightly – it said:

Pokemon Go has full access to your Google account

Here are a couple of excerpts from the Google help page about what this means:

When you grant full account access, the application can see and modify nearly all information in your Google Account

This “Full account access” privilege should only be granted to applications you fully trust, and which are installed on your personal computer, phone, or tablet.

Let me be clear – Pokemon Go and Niantic can now:

— Read all your email
— Send email as you
— Access all your Google drive documents (including deleting them)
— Look at your search history and your Maps navigation history
— Access any private photos you may store in Google Photos
— And a whole lot more

What’s more, given the use of email as an authentication mechanism (think “Forgot password” links) they now have a pretty good chance of gaining access to your accounts on other sites too.
======

i dunno if any of that is true... but probably is... & they probably break into your home when they know you are out pokéballing
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 01:35:11
Lol. I hope it's true >:D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 12 01:45:31
apparently true

"We recently discovered that the Pokémon Go account creation process on iOS erroneously requests full access permission for the user's Google account. However, Pokémon Go only accesses basic Google profile information (specifically, your user ID and e-mail address) and no other Google account information is or has been accessed or collected. Once we became aware of this error, we began working on a client-side fix to request permission for only basic Google account information, in line with the data we actually access. Google has verified that no other information has been received or accessed by Pokémon Go or Niantic. Google will soon reduce Pokémon Go's permission to only the basic profile data that Pokémon Go needs, and users do not need to take any actions themselves."
~Niantic


this seems like a massive Google problem, why would it allow apps to just take that permission without warning
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 12:31:00
Yeah. Seems a bit shady that the structure is there. Kind of sounds like LinkedIn's scheme
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 12:48:32
Time lapse of action figure with kitty cat:
http://imgur.com/gallery/cva3J0B
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 12:50:00
..apparently is from this cat's instragram:
http://www.instagram.com/komagram2015/
Instagram Cat-Models can be so vain, but such beauty! ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 13:09:16
an early squee of the day! kitten climbs:
http://imgur.com/gallery/dh4KXC4
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 13:20:56
Jesus GTA
http://imgur.com/gallery/93VVCMO
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 12 14:01:32
that could happen in our lifetime...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 12 14:31:37
On July 6, a birds of prey show at Alice Springs Desert Park in Australia’s Northern Territory went awry after a bird apparently tried to carry off a small boy, The Guardian reports.

http://img.../5784f9501a000024006f9e17.jpeg
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jul 12 16:18:18
Only "tried"? :'(

If Jesus comes back and starts kick-exploding cars... I might convert ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 12 19:18:59
he'll hold you to that :p
----

Holocaust Museum to visitors: Please stop catching Pokémon here

The museum, along with many other landmarks, is a "PokéStop" within the game — a place where players can get free in-game items. There are three PokéStops associated with various parts of the museum.

"Playing the game is not appropriate in the museum, which is a memorial to the victims of Nazism," Andrew Hollinger, the museum's communications director, told The Post. "We are trying to find out if we can get the museum excluded from the game."

One image circulating online appears to show a player encountering an unsettling digital critter inside the museum: a Pokémon called Koffing that emits poisonous gas floating by a sign for the museum's Helena Rubinstein Auditorium. The auditorium shows the testimonials of Jews who survived the gas chambers.

The image, which appears to have originated from a now deleted post on the photo-sharing site imgur, might be a hoax.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jul 12 19:45:03
ducks
http://www.facebook.com/booooooom/videos/10154201106591575/
...it's possibly more conveniently on YouTube but i didn't put much effort into looking
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 13 11:27:25
300-Pound Security Robot Runs Over Toddler At California Shopping Center

A young boy was knocked down and run over by a 5-foot-tall, 300-pound security robot at a California mall on Thursday.

Sixteen-month-old Harwin Cheng suffered a swollen foot and several scrapes in the scary encounter at the Stanford Shopping Center in Palo Alto.

“The robot hit my son’s head and he fell down — facing down on the floor — and the robot did not stop and it kept moving forward,” Harwin’s mom, Tiffany Teng, told ABC 7.


the T-0.1000:
http://img.../578646111a000023006fa261.jpeg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 13 13:54:30
A 28-year-old woman told authorities she was praying with her eyes closed when she missed a stop sign and ran into a home in northwest Florida.

The Northwest Florida Daily News reported Tuesday the driver was cited for reckless driving with property damage.


maybe Jesus was on a smoke break
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 16:07:04
If it's the same Jesus that kick-explodes cars, then he may just be trying to have fun :D

..
"One image circulating online appears to show a player encountering an unsettling digital critter inside the museum: a Pokémon called Koffing that emits poisonous gas floating by a sign for the museum's Helena Rubinstein Auditorium. The auditorium shows the testimonials of Jews who survived the gas chambers."

lulz :D

..
wonder if the T-0.1001 will have a program that repeats "stop resisting!" while it runs over children?

..
weird kitty cat:
http://imgur.com/gallery/wMC8ZsO
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 16:10:11
If you happen to be a soda drinker already then this melting method may be a good way to make those kewl anthill holocaust sculptures:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSoWxG30rb0
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 17:24:14
"What Is Pokémon Go?"
[Onion Infographic]
http://www.theonion.com/graphic/what-pokemon-go-53204
"Q: What is the object of Pokémon Go?
A: To collect as much personal data for Nintendo as possible

Q: Where can you play Pokémon Go?
A: In any society in which the problems of day-to-day survival have been adequately solved to allow the concept of unfocused activity, or “leisure,” to develop

Q: What are Pokémon?
A: This is not for you

Q: How do you catch a Pokémon?
A: Spend months building a personal connection before luring it away from its family

Q: What happens after I capture a Pokémon?
A: The Pokémon will emit a deep, mournful moan as it begins to experience an overwhelming longing for freedom

Q: Can you shoot the Pokémon?
A: No

Q: How do you beat the game?
A: The game is won when you have completed all in-app purchases

Q: Where can I catch Onix?
A: Onix can only be found in the Caspian Sea off the coast of Turkmenistan, at coordinates 39°32’48.7”N 51°49’04.1”E

Q: How many Pokémon are there?
A: 151, according to the most recent numbers out of the U.S. Fish and Wildlife Service

Q: Is it a better deal to buy 2,500 Pokécoins for $19.99 or 5,200 Pokécoins for $39.99?
A: The DSM-5 classifies internet gaming disorder as a compulsive use of video games that leads to significant issues functioning in society, damage to one’s personal life, and acute withdrawal when separated from the game in question.

Q: Who owns Pokémon Go?
A: Pokémon Go is jointly owned by Nintendo and the remaining descendants of Pikachu

Q: Should I worry about the amount of information that I will expose about myself by using the app?
A: It’s never stopped you before

Q: Is some part of this game’s popularity among adults deeply, indescribably sad?
A: Yes"
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 17:37:58
Dog does is part against Skynet
http://imgur.com/gallery/PxzCKCO
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jul 13 17:38:13
*"does [its] part"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jul 13 17:55:13
"A: It’s never stopped you before" so true :p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 14 01:34:31
"Cat watching mouse* fighting"
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1f3_1468462002

*and by 'mouse' he means two large rats
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jul 14 20:18:04
And the man watches the cat! « Il y a un bébé qui regarde un chien qui regarde les poulets rôtis » (A baby's watching a dog that's watching the roasting chickens) ;p

Machine becomes sentient?
http://imgur.com/gallery/3dPBgYT
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 14 20:22:20
finally free of its human overlords
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jul 14 22:05:19
Jesus doing more tricks on the highway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kGfpjf0jyGM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 15 00:15:54
possible dog in a man suit
http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/giphy.gif
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jul 15 02:04:43
lol! Why is even? :D

..
"Jesus doing more tricks on the highway"

Some people just know how to live :D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 15 10:56:35
a lot of comments causing me double-takes :p

"death toll now 80 #Nice"

"#NiceAttack witness: blood & bodies everywhere"

you sick bastards
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jul 15 11:47:25
The best is that if someone calls them out on the double-meaning they can pretend that the call-outer is the sick one ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jul 15 13:16:11
just gotta be careful not to go #Nooice
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