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Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 01 17:00:53
#TotesNotWeirdIsJustSocial

"Cat swallowed by bed"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maDg3q2G9ZM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 01 21:24:16
An Indianapolis teen is accused of killing three men at random while going on a four-day crime spree inspired by the movie “The Purge,” a 2013 horror movie about a night when the government designates a period where all crimes are legal, including murder.

Johnathan Cruz, 19, was charged in the murders of Billy Boyd, Jay Higginbotham and Jose Alberto Ruiz, Marion County Prosecutor Terry Curry announced on June 1.

The three men were all shot multiple times and left for dead between May 12 and May 15. Cruz was arrested on May 16 on other charges.

Cruz told a witness he had been “purging,” according to court documents, a reference to the 2013 movie “The Purge.”

Cruz faces several charges related to the spree in addition to the murder counts, prosecutors say.

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 02 15:57:19
Florida - A 32-year-old Sanford man was arrested Wednesday after allegedly burying his boss in dirt with a front-end loader and beating him unconscious, according to an arrest report.

Erick A. Cox was arguing with his boss at the construction site of the new Wal-Mart on U.S. Highway 17-92 in DeBary about 7:20 a.m. Wednesday when a witness said Cox dumped a load of dirt onto the site superintendent's head, according to a report.

The witness told Volusia County deputies that the dirt pinned the JEL Site Development, Inc. boss to the ground, so when Cox went to dig up another load, the victim could not move. Cox then allegedly unloaded another pile of dirt onto his boss, covering almost half of his body, according to a report.

"Please hurry, somebody come out here. He just hit him with a loader and is about to kill him," a witness told dispatchers in a 911 call. "The guy is trying to kill him on my job, please come out."

That's when Cox allegedly hopped out of the front-end loader, picked up a 6-foot aluminum level and started whacking his pinned boss in the head with it, according to a report.

The victim was eventually knocked unconscious and the witness allegedly saw Cox "standing over [him] cussing and laughing about the situation," according to the report. The boss suffered a "large" cut to the back of his head that required stitches.

The witness said he then hollered for his other coworkers to come help dig their boss out of the dirt, according to the report.

Cox told investigators a different story – one of verbal assaults and Cox as the victim.

Cox said when he got to work that morning at 6:30, he and his boss began cussing at each other, according to the report.

When Cox climbed into the front-end loader and began moving dirt, he said his boss continually yelled profanities at him, then threatened to beat him up, according to the report.

Cox said after the boss allegedly swung a fist at him and spit in his face, Cox tried to leave. That's when Cox claimed the boss threatened to "cut" his "head off" and reached into his pocket, according to the report.

Allegedly the boss later ended up on the ground, where Cox claimed he accidentally buried the victim's leg in dirt when he "bumped the bucket control-lever as he was reaching for the keys," according to the report.

Cox was booked into the Volusia County jail on a charge of aggravated battery, according to the report. He was released shortly after on a $5,000 bond.


not sure i'm buying Cox's story...
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 02 19:55:43
A Cincinnati man is facing charges of disorderly conduct and public indecency after he allegedly pooped on the scanner at a Kroger grocery store.

Police arrested 23-year-old Colin Murphy on Sunday after a store employee accused him of stripping naked, according to WCPO.com.

Then, after disrobing, Murphy allegedly sat on the scanner at a self checkout register and answered nature’s call then and there.

Prior to the incident, witnesses said they saw Murphy stumbling around the store slurring his speech and reeking of booze.

#SMOD2016
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 02 20:00:03
"i didn't even take 'em"... <pan to one egg>... who you trying to fool? :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vgHfstsQaT8

Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 02 23:48:30
lol!!! why would anyone even steal a pigeon egg? XD

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"Cruz told a witness he had been “purging,” according to court documents, a reference to the 2013 movie “The Purge.”"

Blessed be our New Founding Fathers for letting us Purge and cleanse our souls. Blessed be America, a nation reborn! :D

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"not sure i'm buying Cox's story..."
There do seem to be a lot of gaps.. :p

..
"disorderly conduct and public indecency"
..pretty sure that can get him on the sex offender registry. Can't even be funny in public anymore ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 03 00:42:37
Shia looks headed to Nawlins, so the penis has stopped :(
http://i.imgur.com/MQ5MjZI.png
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 10:07:13
he's still got nearly 3 weeks to go, so plenty more opportunity for shenanigans :p


Ahnold's 'must go faster' moment (at the end):
http://www.facebook.com/arnold/videos/10154108310616760/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 10:15:41
working hard on the dystopian future:


Microsoft unveiled a smart mirror at a technology conference held in Singapore last month that allows users to view both their reflections and relevant information like the time, weather and traffic directions.

Microsoft’s Magic Mirror is a one-way mirror with a 23.6-inch LCD-lit screen behind it that displays white UI elements on a dark background. The device runs on a Raspberry Pi 3 microcomputer and uses Windows Hello technology to conduct facial recognition.

The Magic Mirror’s facial recognition system can recognize eight different emotions, including anger, happiness and surprise. Microsoft’s Cognitive Services Face API matches a person’s face to their profile, and allows the mirror to display information relevant to that person’s mood.

Besides displaying information like the time and the weather, the mirror would also be able to tap into the Internet of Things and provide information like the fastest route to work.

The facial recognition feature could also provide real-time information to advertisers on how people are reacting to an advertisement displayed on the smart mirror, Izzat Khair, a member of Microsoft Singapore’s development team, told CNBC.

^ D:

^^ & that would be my face every ad
McKobb
Member
Fri Jun 03 11:27:30
All it has to do is say "did you lose weight?" And it will sell a billion.
hood
Member
Fri Jun 03 11:43:26
So Cox buried his boss in dirt, best him with a pipe, then went to dig him out? I'm slightly impressed.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 11:47:09
no i think the witness hollered & dug him out (some pronoun issues)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 12:57:34
A 52-year-old Russian man has been detained after using an axe to sever his friend's penis, say police.

The two villagers had been arguing about the size of their manhoods during a drinking session in the Urals region on Bashkortostan.

After embarking on a penis-measuring competition, the 'loser' was so enraged that he attacked his 47-year-old friend with the axe.

(no names given, possibly fake)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 03 20:12:21
"Oh isn't that cute he's trying to claw my eyes out."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bkz9PCcRNYE

Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 04 03:16:05
Due to overfeeding, some dilophosaurus can become aggressive.

"The facial recognition feature could also provide real-time information to advertisers on how people are reacting to an advertisement displayed on the smart mirror"

Hello, Minority Report! :|
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 04 14:21:03
man interfering w/ this bird's technological progress:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ij_5TMwqi4A
no more things that look like eggs!

#DownWithHumans
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 05 17:57:30
EL PASO COUNTY, Colo. - The El Paso County Sheriff's Office says a fight between a man and his daughter got out of hand Wednesday night, now dad is facing serious charges.

Deputies responded to a report of a shooting in the 6200 block of S. Calhan Road at around 7:30 p.m. on June 1, 2016.

Investigators say Robert Williams, 38, was fighting with his daughter when he pulled out a gun and pointed it at both his daughter and his wife.

Deputies say Williams told his daughter to go get a gun from another room in the house so they could "duel." They say there was a struggle, during which Williams fired a shot. They say the daughter then fired a shot. No one was hit.

The sheriff's office says Williams then went to the shed and got another gun, which he pointed at his wife. At this time, the wife grabbed the rifle, her children and went to a neighbor's house.

Williams faces charges of menacing, prohibited use of a weapon and child abuse.
---

if only they had more guns
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 05 18:32:12
monkey robbing store
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=c6e_1465129653
supply your own Mission Impossible theme music
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 06 15:41:50
Now that monkey lives large in the Caribbean!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 06 22:19:04
pretty cool fatal accident
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=f08_1465256694
(not graphic... or as CNN would say 'very graphic')
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 07 11:20:29
i really like these videos of animals trying to kill children :p
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=giKSrXY9-cQ
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 07 16:21:57
Me too! Would be nice to see some success though ;)

"pretty cool fatal accident"
D: ... did not know cars could just melt in half like that.

Get back to work, chicken!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u8VDbFUjHmI
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 07 16:24:59
Similar animal attack gif:
http://imgur.com/gallery/euc3G0G
Don't turn your back!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 07 17:24:06
that tiger was trying hard to will that to work


now i want some prairie dogs munching corn on my floor :/
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nVzG-2_o0MM
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 07 17:39:17
aww :D :D
That video may have limited itself by using the generic Nikon file title of "DSC 0659", yet such cute! ;p
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 07 19:37:04
yeah, a YouTube n00b :p

How to Buy Prairie Dogs:
http://www.wikihow.com/Buy-Prairie-Dogs

i have to remember to factor this in next time i move
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 07 19:48:21
i didn't even know prairie dogs could be pets... it shows up on adoptapet w/ hamsters, gerbils, etc

i feel like i wasted half my life :/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 07 23:40:36
Kenya -- yes, the entire country -- was left without power Tuesday after a rogue monkey got into a power station and triggered a nationwide blackout.

The primate fell onto a transformer at the Gitaru hydroelectric power station, according to KenGen, which owns the facility.

The company is the country's largest generator of electricity, providing around 80% of energy consumed in the east African nation.

As for the offending monkey? It survived the incident, KenGen said, and has been handed over to the Kenyan Wildlife Service.

Despite being one of Africa's fastest growing economies, for the majority of Kenyans the power outage wasn't missed.

According to the World Bank, only 23% of Kenya's 45 million population have access to electricity.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 08 13:43:47
one of them feel-good things
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eNxO9MpQ2vA
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 08 15:45:09
"
Almost weekly people stop or call to tell me my pony is dead. In this particular incident, some contractors called me to tell me the same. I told them that "he just plays possum', and one of them said "No,he's dead, his leg is stiff". The first time Pinto did this a few years ago, I called my adult children to inform them that my grandkid's pony was dead. I was headed to load him on a front-end loader to take him to the back pasture to allow nature to take it's toll. When I got close to him, he got up and ran! He's been doing this ever since.
"
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86FMibx8l1Y
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 15:49:29
Nice! :D
I wonder if her mom was her song-writer and intends to live her dream through her daughter's indie vocals ;p
.. and what's Golden Buzzer? Some way the judges can make sure that their pick wins instead of going to the vote?
Also, she killed herself later that evening :'(
(not really, but a tragic tone is good to maintain) ;p

..
"According to the World Bank, only 23% of Kenya's 45 million population have access to electricity."

Can learn to live without almost anything :)
*cuts off hand*
Nevermind!!! D:

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"How to Buy Prairie Dogs"
*favorites for later* ;)

"i feel like i wasted half my life :/"
Totes! TC is right! They *lied* to us!! ;D
For real, though! I didn't even consider them as pet options. Apparently they don't bite, so that's good.

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This might be a lol :D
"Arson Mystery Solved Literally Immediately"
http://imgur.com/gallery/s3dP1VS
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 15:54:17
"He's been doing this ever since."
Would he die standing? :D
..for some reason "infected cyst on mid-back" was a related video... those *always* get to be related videos ;)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 08 15:56:00
"but a tragic tone is good to maintain" true... and the fame might ruin her life so could be accurate


"[Police] are calling ABC 7's on-camera interview a crucial piece of evidence, and have requested a raw copy of the clip."

yeah... i would say so :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 16:01:29
"yeah... i would say so"
Would have to check with Nancy Grace.. I'm not sure if confessions have any weight in legal proceedings ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 16:05:54
Person manages not to die doing something that would make die:
http://imgur.com/gallery/lZPZc6w
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 08 16:07:00
tot mom... tot mom... tot mom... tot mom!


really bad kidnapping attempt:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=47d_1465348951
...but at least he traumatized the girl...
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 16:18:55
Why someone even? D:
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 16:39:48
"Hackercat"
http://imgur.com/gallery/aal9N
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 16:47:58
Shia went cross-country again, this time north to Illinois (heading to Milwaukee?)
http://i.imgur.com/pEig4J9.png
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 17:12:32
new way to get your hair cut:
http://imgur.com/gallery/8cl3HGX
Hopefully can dye too! :D
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 17:23:58
prairie dog getting doughnut motivation for uneven bar routine:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpUNT2mhPm0
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 08 17:24:27
(bad music warning for that video)
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 12:36:33
^they seem to cost over $100 & you'd want at least 2... seems high for a rodent :p... adoptaPet didn't have any w/in 250 miles of me :/
=========

An Ohio woman says she feels like a "prisoner" because a deer has been attacking her near her home.

Cindy Frost says she's called police about the doe and asked for assistance in walking her dogs near her suburban Cleveland home.

Frost says the deer charged her last week while she was taking her dogs out. She says she had to fight the doe off with a dog leash and her fist, and tried to zigzag back and forth. Frost says the deer slipped on the black top allowing her to safely return inside. She says the deer then circled her home.

Frost says the doe's fawn lives in her backyard.

State wildlife officials say her there's not much they can do, and that such encounters are likely quite common.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 12:40:07
supposedly Justin Bieber quickly losing a fight
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r-4oGYvlyaM
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 13:10:50
A woman celebrating her 55th birthday at Virginia Beach died Wednesday after she was impaled in the torso by a windblown beach umbrella.


never leave your home #yolo
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 13:39:23
Egypt 'prank'
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ou2HMVjKzf4
Actress is tricked into thinking she has been kidnapped by ISIS in Egypt and is made to beg for her life on video
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 09 16:02:03
@"Egypt 'prank'" .. Wows... that was terrible, but I still laughed, so.. XD
.. though admittedly that might be a touch too far for a prank :p

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"^they seem to cost over $100 & you'd want at least 2... seems high for a rodent :p..."

Prairie dogs live in my area so for me this is mostly just about arranging a kidnapping ;D

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"supposedly Justin Bieber quickly losing a fight"

Nooooooo!!! D: ... it finally happens and the bystander has vertical video and loses the shot behind a pole :'( :( :'(

kitten tackle:
http://che...siblings-pounce-and-play-fight
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 09 16:55:40
Yep@this :)
"Voters Glad They Got Hope In Politicians Out Of System For Next Election Cycle Or Two"
http://www...politicians-out-system-n-53069
"WASHINGTON—Admitting it was actually kind of a relief to have it over with, the nation’s voters reported Thursday that with Bernie Sanders no longer possessing a viable path to the nomination, they were glad they got all their feelings of hope in politicians out of their system for the next election cycle or two. “It’s sort of nice to realize that, after this, I can pretty much just sit back and know that I won’t have to feel any genuine excitement about a political figure’s integrity or their desire to make fundamental change to the status quo until a few elections from now,” said registered voter Luke Downing of Oakland, CA, echoing the sentiment of millions across the country who explained that it felt like a load off their mind to let go of their sense of encouragement and to not have to worry about rallying behind a politician they believed actually had their best interests at heart until 2024 or so. “We got it all flushed out of our systems, and now everyone can just go back to feeling generally betrayed by every politician on the national stage and apathetic about the political system as a whole. This primary season was a nice change of pace where we got to believe for a moment that our voices actually mattered and that democracy might in fact work for regular Americans, but to be honest, it’ll be good to have a little time away from feeling like we can make some sort of difference, at least for the next couple elections.” Downing went on to say he was glad he had finished voting for the next several election cycles as well."

Ron Paul 2012! ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 09 17:24:19
"Was that 8 seconds?"
http://www.gifbin.com/bin/112015/kid-rides-human-rodeo.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 18:58:24
i wonder if the handlers were necessary to get the kid to safety :p

& kidnap me some! does that mean you live within this area?
http://www.deltatech.com/rv/pd_map.jpg
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 19:02:10
Trump has appeared in a bathroom tile
http://loc...6/trump-floor-red-pen-edit.jpg

Clayton Litten of Midlothian, Virginia, was sitting on his toilet recently looking at his newly tiled bathroom floor when he first saw the “Trump tile.”

“This cannot be. There’s no way,” Litten told WTVR TV about that fateful moment when he saw the image — “clear as day.”

Litten would like to show off the Trump tile to the man himself when he appears at nearby Richmond Coliseum on Friday, the station reports.

Litten has reached out to the campaign to see if Trump would be willing to stop by and check out his bathroom.

“I have not yet heard from anyone yet,” Litten said told WTVR TV.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 09 19:18:08
I don't see anything and that red circle was useless. Lol

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"does that mean you live within this area?"

Oops! It does; I was hoping they were all over the country ;D
I pass by a bunch when jogging. The older ones never care but sometimes the young ones get scared and squeak. Much squee :D
Actually this is a good time of year to see lots of them during the day. Will have to take pictures!

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Pretty neat:
(Apparently this happens in Hawai'i every year; the locals make a path to the river and surf while the runoff happens)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=75MMzKs8MWE
McKobb
Member
Thu Jun 09 19:18:46
^lol
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 19:34:10
i can see the face & a cheek line in upper left... (above & right of that darkest area boot shape)

he also claims some body w/ arms folded that seems less clear to me :p

tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 19:44:37
there's a sizable field behind where i live... i wonder if anyone would care if it became mysteriously populated by prairie dogs
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 09 21:13:23
they seem to be legal pets in PA (at least as of a 2011 article i found)

and "their territorial instinct can lead them to attack guests"... perfect! :p
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 10 12:29:41
Yes! You can have a pack of guard prairie-dogs! :D
I wonder if they swarm and climb or just nip and bark..

In a quick Google..
Pre-Oz ('80s) Schillinger feeds prairie dogs in Wyoming:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ki0elJpV6Ow

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"i can see the face & a cheek line in upper left... (above & right of that darkest area boot shape)"

Oh I see now.. and because I see it, I understand that the Messiah is reborn!!! ;D
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 10 12:34:59
he didn't seem concerned enough about that large shorts leg gap & his balls
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 10 13:22:52
I think there was a kind of unspoken sexual dimension to it... probably why Schillinger went to prison.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 10 23:00:13
i may keep it simple & go with hamsters for now


Goldblum is aware
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7x7g1MzHnvE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 10 23:29:25
disguise fail
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbOKkPbcv9c
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 10 23:33:32
Shia's really getting around... i kind of envy him, he could've picked up all sorts of lil animals...

http://takemeanywhere.vice.com/
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 11 13:18:25
don't put sparklers in your mouth
http://media.giphy.com/media/26BRHYZAmJjVelulq/giphy.gif
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sat Jun 11 13:31:34
some recent Tila Tequila tweets/replies to angry people:

"
All the recent celeb deaths were sacrifices to give me power.
"

[[angry people about some The Voice singer being killed]]

"
Ummm... I had no idea anyone died when I tweeted this. Calm tf down!

She was shot in Florida. Most likely by a minority. Unfortunately, most big cities are being inundated w/criminals.

I can only catch aids if I sleep with gays and negros. I don't do either so I'm good.

OMG! It's Friday! Time for some PIZZA!!! Pizza is not made by Mexicans or Dindus is it? I don't wanna eat it otherwise.

After a long, and stressful day it always feels good to let out a big, "God damn fucking niggers!" Once you get home and pop open a beer.

I will keep this in mind once I move into the White House under the Trump administration. You need to be purged.

That's why @realDonaldTrump MUST win Presidency to stop this fuckery against our human rights! God is on our side!

These losers are just mad because Trump is taking the lead & their time is up!
"
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 12 11:43:38
seagull reenacts ferguson iphone snatching:
http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d57_1465719909

(ferguson iphone snatching):
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2yScLqbmKA0
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 13 00:05:47
Kewl :D
"iPhone 6! iPhone 6!"

"Goldblum is aware"
lol... he must have broken an important celebrity rule: "never Google yourself" ;)

"disguise fail"
though slightly more disguised than the typical criminal?

"Shia's really getting around... i kind of envy him"
Definitely :(
He's doing so much! Looks like he just took the SS Badger ferry on its 4-hour ride from Ludington, MI to Manitowoc, WI (I only just found out that that was even a thing).

"don't put sparklers in your mouth"
D: ... some peeps really just literally can't even

"Mexicans or Dindus"
Oh wow.. for some reason I thought "dindus" was a UP term :p

"You need to be purged."
+1 Deer for Purge, even if from Tila ;D

Morbid comment of the day (sorry if UP posted this already; haven't gone in there yet):
http://imgur.com/gallery/u8vwRUq
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 13 00:13:58
they should answer them, ID the body & inform the loved ones in one go
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 13 00:54:33
Yeah! Multitasking opportunity! ;D
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 14 16:51:22
Not sure what's going on here, but okay
http://imgur.com/gallery/l5bpjbu
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 14 19:46:14
that's psycho cat! ...who wasn't really watching Psycho either
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 15 00:05:09
does anyone understand where the front hair awning is originating and ending up?
http://cdn...1bb61c214464adcd9334984b2d.jpg
are there others with this mysterious formation?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 15 00:49:24
this is all i can figure...
http://i26...le54321/Trhair_zpsdd7ywr6l.jpg
perhaps it requires a special tool to achieve
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 20 11:44:15
And we're back!! Sorry, McKobb -- soneone else will have to end it all ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Mon Jun 20 11:53:39
*[someone] else
McKobb
Member
Mon Jun 20 17:43:13
Putin will roll the northwest soon enough! I saw it on a flicking picture.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Mon Jun 20 23:43:53
not completely certain the ones in back understand the plan, but seems pretty remarkable if so:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=exHJ_A0ED2o
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 21 15:19:03
"Teamwork is very important" - Kung Fury T-Rex
Cherub Cow
Member
Tue Jun 21 18:27:52
nerf guns have gotten too big, I think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=57MKxz4pJKE
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 21 22:49:37
THE VILLAGES, Fla. - A 69-year-old man was arrested Monday night in The Villages on allegations of firing 33 rounds into the home of a woman who refused his sexual overtures, according to deputies.

Sumter County sheriff's deputies said that Howard Sparber, 69, of The Villages, was arrested on charges of armed burglary, aggravated stalking, shooting into a dwelling and criminal mischief.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Tue Jun 21 23:19:04
i feel like there was some great thing to post during the down time, but can't recall it... so
this is not the greatest post in the world, no
this is just a tribute
couldn't remember the greatest post in the world, no, no
this is a tribute, oh, to the greatest post in the world
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 15:41:07
Epic tribute! ;D

That just reminded me that I favorited a few things..

Japanese Donald Trump Commercial:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZbM6WbUw7Bs
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 15:42:58
Hmm, the other thing I favorited won't load. But this was the link to whatever it was:
"Only in Battlefield 4"
http://imgur.com/gallery/AefFGFN
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 15:43:43
Just those two things were from the down-time :p .. back to current time ;D

Horse gets clever:
http://imgur.com/gallery/LXdXwDt
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 15:50:15
Fun critique from Onion...
"NASA Social Media Manager Considers Himself Part Of Team"
[Onion Full Article]
http://www...considers-himself-part-t-53137
"“What I like most about working here is that although this job is incredibly demanding, I get to show up each day knowing we’re really doing something meaningful,” said the man who has the ability to queue up several hours’ worth of social media posts ahead of time, allowing him to sometimes leave work as early as 2 p.m. “It’s enough of a reward just to be surrounded by the type of people who are always challenging and pushing one another to reach greater heights. We really bring out the best in one another.”"

Reminds me of peeps who served super-boring positions in the military (like Air Force computer techs) who somehow manage to feel proud of "being part of something greater than [themselves]" ... like, you didn't fucking do anything, shut up ;p
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 15:51:07
And fun Onion headline from yesterday:
"Father Showing Kids ‘Field Of Dreams’ For First Time Unaware Kevin Costner Sparking Son’s Sexual Awakening"
http://www...dreams-first-time-unawar-53129
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 16:52:07
Random Shia sighting:
http://imgur.com/gallery/54a5cgE
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 16:55:22
btw, looks like Shia made it back across the States and then went to Canada (Calgary?):
http://i.imgur.com/ouTeJhK.png
His journey ends tomorrow :'(
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 17:54:02
Sorry!
http://imgur.com/gallery/t27I50i
Cherub Cow
Member
Wed Jun 22 18:23:56
Daily squee:
"Chihuahua Has the Best Reaction to 'Do You Want To Go for a Walk?'"
http://che...o-do-you-want-to-go-for-a-walk
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Wed Jun 22 20:48:32
for Shia route: a bit of a stretch, but you could consider that a unicorn penis on the right, while another entering in the back door


my brother has a chihuahua that bounces off the walls when you say that phrase
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jun 23 17:29:41
Cats seem a little more skeptical. I've tried to teach my friend's cat to respond to "treats" but he just looks at me like, "meow :|"

weeee!!
http://imgur.com/gallery/vGyEFTe
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jun 23 19:48:35
from my experience, they can learn 'bath' & 'vet' :p... pessimistic animals perhaps


put it in the freezer:

AUSTIN, Texas (Reuters) - A Texas man charged with causing the death of his six-month-old daughter by leaving her in a hot car put the baby in a refrigerator after finding her in desperate condition in the back of his vehicle, a document released on Wednesday said.


one sentence!
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 24 00:38:03
why must house centipedes exist... it's just not right

from wikipedia, a 1902 entomologist description:

It may often be seen darting across floors with very great speed, occasionally stopping suddenly and remaining absolutely motionless, presently to resume its rapid movements, often darting directly at inmates of the house, particularly women, evidently with a desire to conceal itself beneath their dresses, and thus creating much consternation.
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 24 15:45:47
"A Texas man charged with causing the death of his six-month-old daughter by leaving her in a hot car put the baby in a refrigerator after finding her in desperate condition in the back of his vehicle, a document released on Wednesday said."

I'm sure he tried this on a few dogs first, and they were fine so what's the problem? ;)
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 24 18:10:10
Apparently this motorcyclist was asked to do a wheelie, but the officer used it as an excuse to pull him over.. so he made a super scary getaway
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=onNgsbGpiOk
Cherub Cow
Member
Fri Jun 24 18:18:41
Imgur is covered with Brexit stuff and not one single thing has been funny — just a bunch of non-comedians trying to be topical.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jun 24 21:47:38
semi good Brexit comment...some guy tweeted:

You know it's dire when the NYTimes is basically, "The night is dark and full of terrors."

actual NYTimes text:
"
LONDON - No one really knows what happens now. The collective imagination leads to dark places.
...
"
==========

Watch This Dad Use A Live Squirrel To Pull His Daughter’s Tooth

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7htunahCFk
Cherub Cow
Member
Sat Jun 25 19:03:06
I wonder if anyone's pushed their daughter out of an airplane with the dental floss tied to the plane?

weeeee!!
http://imgur.com/gallery/tpE6u0s
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Sun Jun 26 15:07:46
i picked up Mordheim from the mega Steam sale, pretty harsh game :p it's sort of like Bloodbowl but without the sport aspect, just tactical D&D combat

my team getting kinda beat up, my brand new recruit just lost his arm in the last fight :p, though it's not too bad actually (bonus +20% to Dodge, but obvious gear restrictions) i fired my guy w/ a skull fracture, otherwise living w/ my injuries so far

i fought a one-armed guy who was using only a dagger and he did amazing well, he took out one of my peons before i finally brought him down

(i have no real interest in multiplayer before anyone might ask... and YouTube the gameplay before considering buying, i want no responsibility :p)
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Sun Jun 26 15:56:04
Lick your cat's anus
You fucking deviant cunt
The go die already
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