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tumbleweed rank	Thu May 26 02:39:21 2016 i don't know what this is, but i watched it, so posting :p... (japanese) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=topVkP8WBb4 seems the scientist should've used his skills somehow...
tumbleweed rank	Thu May 26 04:14:48 2016 http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2016/05/200nuggets.jpg i googled to see if that might be real... didn't look too hard but saw this: "Foster Farms recalls over 220,000 pounds of chicken nuggets" that's a lot of chicken! (w/ no evidence) i suspect China, i'm not happy about them handling our chicken :/
tumbleweed rank	Thu May 26 04:18:11 2016 here's the LaBeouf tracking site for convenience... surely all want to keep tabs http://takemeanywhere.vice.com/ i wonder if you can grab him at like 3am...
Cherub Cow rank	Thu May 26 07:47:53 2016 "i don't know what this is, but i watched it, so posting" lol.. I'm lost. But yeah! Scientist should have thought his way through it! ;p .. "it seemed weird to start so close to Wyoming... you take him in that uninhabited state & no one may ever see him again... which was basically my first thought of what i'd do" yes! :D I bet he took a celebrity self defense class to make himself feel comfortable with being at the mercy of strangers, but I'd expect a Mark David Chapman wouldn't be deterred ;D Also this: "“He kept referring to himself as a mirror,” Glanton said. “He was saying that if he’s a mirror that puts out good, then good will reflect back to him.” That’s also part of the reason the Hollywood star believes he won’t be attacked during the intimate project, his fans said." http://time.com/4346915/shia-labeouf-takemeanywhere-facts/ But how can Shia LaBeouf be real if our eyes aren't real? That article also mentions that he has to stay with a group until they "release" him, so very much a possibility that his time will be Bogarted. And he apparently started near Estes Park, Colorado, which is a *really* nice area (very pretty mountain town, but not filled with only rich people like Aspen). So maybe he was hoping to be taken south, or if he wasn't then he simply missed out on a lot of the Rockies :p .. "[...] he appears to be getting dragged around Laramie, WY" I wonder if his current drivers got too afraid to drive too far? Or maybe it just got late and they wanted to settle in for the night..
Cherub Cow rank	Thu May 26 07:49:03 2016 And he has been posted his grid coordinate here: http://twitter.com/thecampaignbook Looks like no new coordinates after his Wyoming pickup. I'm strangely interested in Shia Shenanigans :D
Cherub Cow rank	Thu May 26 07:51:15 2016 *"And he has been [posting] his grid [coordinates] here"
Cherub Cow rank	Thu May 26 10:10:49 2016 An unusually non-violent Russian interaction: http://imgur.com/gallery/EvqZx8p
McKobb rank	Thu May 26 16:51:28 2016 Someone should pick him up and leave him in cow pasture.
tumbleweed rank	Thu May 26 21:04:47 2016 "then good will reflect back to him" well he DID get raped in his other project... but seems like he's with several people so probably not a big concern "I'm strangely interested in Shia Shenanigans :D" well he IS one of the most active contributors to this forum :p he appears to be on the move long distance now going east
tumbleweed rank	Thu May 26 22:56:50 2016 ...to some large lake in Nebraska
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 00:58:19 2016 a good Shia destination: apparently lots of mosquitoes at Devil's Lake North Dakota... (video not that interesting) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SFe0rxNZDsU
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 05:43:22 2016 raccoon family climbing tree http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vL3Aw2m6PJw
Cthulhu rank	Fri May 27 06:11:13 2016 Is it a bad thing that I just want a coon?
Cherub Cow rank	Fri May 27 06:28:08 2016 aww :D .. good quality video, too! "lots of mosquitoes at Devil's Lake North Dakota" To them. It was. The Holocaust! ;) .. "well he IS one of the most active contributors to this forum :p" I wonder if he knows what obscures fandoms he's created ;D ... I wonder if the person bringing him through the Great Plains decided to make his experiment as boring as possible... it'll be at least another state before he's anywhere interesting :p
Cherub Cow rank	Fri May 27 10:41:58 2016 ..so apparently this is some sinister feature of Skynet 1.0 (Windows 10): while I've been casually ignoring the Windows 10 icon that has embedded itself on my start bar and also the frequent pop-up requests for me to adopt the software, a few minutes ago Windows shutdown my computer without warning and tried to start configuring for Windows 10 — I had to force shutdown to stop it. Apparently happening to others too.. http://bet...ng-windows-10-without-consent/ ..sounds like I just have to turn off Windows Update...
Cherub Cow rank	Fri May 27 12:36:20 2016 The farm upstate where your pets went: http://www.facebook.com/Postize/videos/1086811481350905
Cthulhu rank	Fri May 27 15:52:20 2016 '..sounds like I just have to turn off Windows Update... ' Microshaft stated their desire to eventually force everyone to use 10 before 10 was even released. 10 must be great for people who actually work on their computer. It gives no warning about updates. It just locks up so you have to reset, and hijacks the thing for up to an hour updating.
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 15:59:27 2016 i eventually installed it (and stopped uninstalling it). but kinda worried they'll go to a subscription service that's all the rage
McKobb rank	Fri May 27 18:06:20 2016 Damn you fire ants! http://ktl...one-day-after-her-mother-died/
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 20:42:31 2016 no fire ants in PA (that i'm aware of)... go PA! here's that weird guy's fire ant video(@~3:15 is the main event) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wwAmn7-ChhQ
McKobb rank	Fri May 27 20:59:01 2016 None in Erie and none in Ohio that I saw.
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 21:16:59 2016 Shia appears headed toward Kansas City, Missouri
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 21:33:02 2016 Gen. Veers is the dirty old weasel guy http://bro...-damn-photos-julian-glover.jpg
McKobb rank	Fri May 27 21:44:30 2016 He can buy HR some chicken.
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 27 21:58:20 2016 yeah, i was thinking that was where HR lives he's getting closer... definitely seems like the destination now
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 03:13:57 2016 "Gen. Veers is the dirty old weasel guy" Kewl! Did not know that Don't think I've ever been to Kansas City... does it have a good doom metal scene? ;)
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 04:21:06 2016 kind of fun mini horror: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EhAFyaObY6U Seems like the same sort of thing as "Lights Out" and a bunch of other horror concepts, and the actress is pretty bad.. but whateva :p ("Lights Out" was made into a feature length movie, btw.. releases July 22nd)
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 05:11:46 2016 it doesn't make sense to dismiss the 1st photo as 'just seeing things'... it's a photo Lights Out much better
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 05:22:54 2016 Yeah exactly. She should have turned around immediately. Probably also should have burned down the house and moved to St. Petersburg just to be sure. ;) Some fun internet thingies: http://imgur.com/gallery/cDILI
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 05:29:45 2016 Someone is driving Shia West again :D .. hopefully he has to go across the Great Plains like 10 times ;D
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 05:36:51 2016 i'm gonna say the current driver is going for a penis outline possibly a longshot bet
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 05:42:32 2016 That would be a dedicated effort :D ..looks like Emporia, Kansas currently.. Oculus Tron disc! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AXmmCnVUzzI
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 05:47:34 2016 they turned SW again... probably not a penis... there's no civilization in sight that direction yay all things TRON!
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 05:51:34 2016 about 6 hrs of straight west driving would've given a decent penis... they'll be kicking themselves when they notice what might have been i'll guess Wichita now... the next/only major area along path
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 05:53:20 2016 Then on to Kansas City maybe? This might be a cool way to get tour guides for random cities..
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 06:01:44 2016 #JustCaseyNeistatThings "Wakeboarding Amsterdam in a Tux" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GPlawEwMpBA
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 06:17:59 2016 Imgur won't get this to the front page but it's still good for a chuckle ;p http://imgur.com/gallery/sCRTB
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 08:01:50 2016 After an hour and a half of Googling I solved my Windows 10 update issue! :) It had managed to start updating via that shutdown blue screen, so after forced shutdown (power button) I had to uninstall the update and also remove that update from the queue so it wouldn't continue next time I shutdown.. the Window 10 app (windows icon in bottom right) also disappeared, so that's nice. I'm not against Windows 10 or anything, but I definitely didn't want it to make the update decision for me.. In use, has Windows 10 been fine so far?
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 09:06:09 2016 Looks like Shia switched directions; didn't keep going south, turned back North and stopped at a Day's Inn off I-135 in Newton, KS. Time to stike! ;p
Hood rank	Sat May 28 09:23:53 2016 Windows 10 is ok. nothing special. Although it does boot incredibly fast.
Cherub Cow rank	Sat May 28 09:25:42 2016 So #NoRagrets switching from 7? Someone went ahead and put a little Indiana Jones coat on a prairie dog :D http://che...m-the-next-indiana-jones-movie
Hood rank	Sat May 28 09:29:30 2016 My main pc is still on 7. I have a laptop with 10.
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 17:40:17 2016 Shia's continuing North now... i've had to look up fixes to get a few old things working for Win 10 but otherwise it's functioning i'm not using any of it's new features... just got it in case stuff starts requiring it (& its only said to be free until June or July something... 1 year from announcement)
Hood rank	Sat May 28 17:47:36 2016 In watching San Andreas last night, it seemed like they stuffed so much Blake (the daughter) cleavage into the movie that it was practically softcore porn.
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 18:13:56 2016 fine, i'll watch it Shia course reversal! looks like penis is back on the menu, boys
McKobb rank	Sat May 28 21:49:06 2016 Why do we care where that dude is going?
tumbleweed rank	Sat May 28 22:03:37 2016 Quiet! all of you!...they're approaching the tyrannosaur paddock
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 03:31:00 2016 lol :D This is very important business, McKobb!! ;p But is the Shia map still working for you guise? His last GPS from yesterday was 41°09'50"N 96°08'15"W (via twitter link: http://twitter.com/thecampaignbook ), but the position line on the map seems to be gone or something? .. "it seemed like they stuffed so much Blake (the daughter) cleavage into the movie that it was practically softcore porn." Studios seem to be really playing on Alexandra Daddario's growing sex symbol status (she's even going to be in the Baywatch movie). That has the potential to waste her talent, I think! She was set to be a horror/Sci-Fi movie heroine after becoming Leatherface's new curator, but if producers keep pretending that she can't act (she can) then her film career could become typical. She might just be taking advantage of her starlet age, though, so no judgment here :p
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 03:45:03 2016 Welcome home, hooman! http://imgur.com/gallery/vYRQxQa
Hood rank	Sun May 29 03:45:53 2016 Is a 30 year old still a starlet? Not that it matters too much... And if she can act, San Andreas certainly didn't show it. She wasn't bad by any means, certainly not the rock trying to be vulnerable bad (that scene physically hurt). But this is also the only thing I've seen her in. And my takeaway was "damn, she got cleavage." That and she seemed to be a little too much of an expert in that movie. Although I could make excuses for that since it did seem like she might have had a good relationship with her father. They seemed to really want it to be a thing, but seemed to forget to add it in there. Another wide angle shot of buildings falling down was more important. As an aside: Fuck shia. He shouldn't have left ... what was that, even stevens? Whatever that show he was a child on, he needed to stay there. Forever.
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 04:05:04 2016 I hated him for Even Stevens for a long time, but he's slowly earning back my trust ;) "Is a 30 year old still a starlet? Not that it matters too much..." Oh "starlet" probably not the right term.. Maybe "It Girl" status? "And if she can act, San Andreas certainly didn't show it." Oh definitely. She was minimized for the effects fun (and I thought that movie was hilarious for its killing all reality for the sake of effects sequences, btw!). But she's been good in other things, in particular an episode of "It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia" showed her sarcastic range. I think she might be smart enough to survive the Hollywood machine. To be seen, though. Grumpy Cat meow: (the only relevant 1-second part of this video) http://youtu.be/8lDtmbpYdxY?t=1m13s
tumbleweed rank	Sun May 29 04:05:18 2016 i don't see his path at the moment... it did end up being fairly penis-y last i saw, but can't imagine they'd tamper w/ art because of that, prob just some tech issue also... i did watch San Andreas (it was on demand & i had considered it already, wasn't just for cleavage :p)... and a good thing as i didn't notice any unusual cleavage levels
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 04:09:31 2016 I only remember an underwater swim sequence in the end that was a bit shameless ;p . "but can't imagine they'd tamper w/ art because of that, prob just some tech issue" Hope so (tech issue)! Would be a shame to mess with the art just because the outcome was undesirable ;D
Hood rank	Sun May 29 04:53:24 2016 Really? I saw her falling out basically every other scene she was in.
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 05:05:05 2016 That sounds accurate.. I should instead say that I remember the underwater scene as the *most* shameless ;D .. I really did think that movie was hilariously campy, though.. should probably rewatch it. Did you like how in the end (( spoiler? )) the city is falling into the ocean and the Rock just stays with his family instead of jumping on a chopper and helping other peeps? Throughout the movie he basically used his rescue position to help *only* his family :D .. probably realistic, but funny to me because it breaks the usual hero mold of the "peoples' hero"
Hood rank	Sun May 29 05:57:12 2016 Yeah, I really expected his final line to be "now I'm off to work" instead of something about rebuilding.
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 06:00:37 2016 I hope I'd have the presence of mind to talk about rebuilding *as* an earthquake/tornado/tsunami is occurring XD
tumbleweed rank	Sun May 29 06:39:33 2016 there wasn't lots of cleavage... it's a lie! but, yeah, lots of silly lines :p like the reporter saying Pig Vomit gave ample time for people to get to safety
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 09:12:35 2016 Oh I forgot about how they "predicted" the earthquake as it was happening :D .. like.. thx?
Cherub Cow rank	Sun May 29 10:54:34 2016 Wow! Shia's map working again. The penis thing may really be happening. Current pic: http://i.imgur.com/LvaqdLJ.png They're currently near Colton, Colorado — went all the way back!
tumbleweed rank	Sun May 29 16:23:24 2016 i guess they didn't want the audience thinking tens/hundreds of thousands were dying even though they obviously were... :p still going W/NW ish... they could've done better ball work... not to be critical or anything
McKobb rank	Sun May 29 19:49:32 2016 http://youtu.be/ziArJgAJLow
McKobb rank	Sun May 29 20:06:32 2016 I remember thinking...bouncy! Bouncy! Bouncy! I have learned saying it aloud can cause unwanted sharp looks.
tumbleweed rank	Sun May 29 21:54:45 2016 i stand by my statements! ... that's only 2 mins w/ some in slow-mo, plus some is just her simply existing
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 30 06:42:55 2016 more jiggling news: A Spanish company called Vortex Bladeless makes turbines without blades that generate electricity by jiggling. Traditional turbines, which look like giant windmills, use blades to turn wind into kinetic energy that can be used as electricity. The bladeless model, which according to one of its creators, David Suriol, looks like “asparagus,” ­— or long, cylinder-shaped tubes — takes advantage of power contained in vortices, or whirling masses of air, to create electricity. “What happens is that the structure attracts whirlwinds, which develop at determined frequencies depending on the speed of which the wind is traveling,” David Yáñez, co-founder, said in a company video. “When the frequency of the whirlwinds or vortex coincides with the frequency of the structure, it’s then that energy is absorbed reaching a peak due to aeroelastic coupling.” The bladeless turbine has two rings of repelling magnets at its base, so when the wind moves the structure one way, the magnets pull it in the other direction. The slight push-and-pull movement creates kinetic energy, which is converted into electricity by an alternator, Wired explains. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2_5K4kmnsL4
Cherub Cow rank	Mon May 30 07:12:31 2016 Pretty kewl! Probably less of an eye sore issue for peeps who have that complaint against turbines .. "plus some is just her simply existing" Exactly! Lots of it is simply having large breasts whereas intentional exploitation would be deliberate camera shots ("male gaze" buzzword; like the underwater scene and other down-shirt angles). I mean the wardrobe choice and editing probably *were* Hollywood exploitation, but shots of simply walking around.. not so much.
Cherub Cow rank	Mon May 30 07:13:31 2016 "weekend goals" http://imgur.com/gallery/QCybrfe
Cherub Cow rank	Mon May 30 07:40:28 2016 Happy otter noises!! (video at right part) http://youtu.be/rtRAlNYQiL4?t=1m18s
McKobb rank	Mon May 30 07:59:20 2016 The tubes need to have variable dilation for any real ability to drive sustainable whirlwind oscillation of the alternator imo. But they look cool! http://youtu.be/MxAqDph2r9Y
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 30 16:49:25 2016 maybe the wardrobe person had a thing for brunettes in maroon... the mother: http://i.ytimg.com/vi/CAW0D-0whzY/maxresdefault.jpg --- TOKYO (AP) — A 7-year-old boy is missing in a forest in northern Japan after his parents made him get out of their car as punishment for misbehaving. About 150 rescue workers searched Monday in a wooded area on Hokkaido, the northernmost of Japan's four main islands. The boy, identified as Yamato Tanooka, has been missing since late Saturday afternoon. Hokkaido police said the parents initially told authorities that their son had disappeared while they were picking wild vegetables, but then admitted they made him get out of the car and then left him behind "as discipline." Police said the father returned to the site a few minutes later but the boy was gone. The parents told police that they were punishing the boy for throwing rocks at people and cars while playing at a river earlier in the day, according to Japanese media. good riddance
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 30 17:23:23 2016 New Orleans Pelicans (basketball) player Bryce Dejean-Jones was shot to death early Saturday in Dallas, with his agent saying it happened because the player mistakenly entered the wrong apartment. A Dallas resident told police he heard someone enter his apartment by kicking open the front door, police spokesman DeMarquis Black said in a statement. The resident said "he called out to the individual, but was not answered," and when the resident's bedroom door was kicked open, the resident fired his gun, police said. Dejean-Jones collapsed in the breezeway, police said. He was transported to a local hospital, where he died from his injuries, Black said. The basketball player's agent, Scott Nichols, said Dejean-Jones was in Dallas to visit his girlfriend for his daughter's first birthday. This was the first time Dejean-Jones visited her new apartment, Nichols said. Later that night Dejean-Jones came back to the apartment complex but went to the wrong unit on the third floor, just below his girlfriend's fourth-floor apartment, Nichols said. Police had no immediate response to Nichols' comments. ------- drunk/drugs? suspected cheating? seems like kicking in doors is unusual behavior (probably not the cheating thing since in right spot just off by 1 floor)
Hood rank	Mon May 30 18:48:42 2016 Wait! New Orleans has a basketball team?
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 30 20:22:13 2016 apparently... i was thinking what the hell are the New Orleans Pelicans & why i added the "(basketball)" :p
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 30 21:32:28 2016 Sharon Heinrich was riding a bike with her friend Helen Salter on a trail in South Australia’s Clare Valley when she spotted a kangaroo standing on a ledge, she told the Northern Argus. “I saw him and thought ‘oh isn’t he cute’ — then he was on top of me,” Heinrich said. The kangaroo jumped on top of Heinrich, then propelled itself off of her and onto Salter. Both were knocked off their bikes by the kangaroo. Heinrich, at 5’4”, said the animal was taller than she is. The fall gave Salter a concussion, while Heinrich wound up with three cracked ribs and scratch marks. Heinrich also ruptured her breast implants, which she jokingly says helped cushion her fall. no video :/
Hood rank	Mon May 30 21:35:07 2016 The first paragraph had me thinking this might have been a kangaroo suicide. The rest was a let down after that.
tumbleweed rank	Mon May 30 21:53:14 2016 a traditional memorial day baseball bat fight: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=64d_1464599713
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 05:39:16 2016 Such ceremony! ;) "(probably not the cheating thing since in right spot just off by 1 floor)" Sounds like drinking involved! I've seen someone fall asleep in front of someone else's door due to going to the right door on the wrong floor (tried the key but failed and gave up) :D
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 07:08:47 2016 The Onion taking on loud typers :p "Coworker Loudly Typing Away Like 1930s Cub Reporter Chasing Hot Lead" http://www...y-1930s-cub-reporter-cha-53004
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 08:39:37 2016 No idea why this is a thing, but okay! "4x4 RC Truck Water Crossing!" http://imgur.com/gallery/Lb76RYx
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 08:42:17 2016 Car drives over motorcyclists http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0SrqxFVIsSc Relevant part explaining this video: "this guy was zipping through the other bikers and when he got to the red light, my dad and his friends started to talk to him like 'the fuck you doing?' And he ran over my father (lead biker on the Harley) and ran into a customs and border patrol officer, then went to change his tire at a fire station, and was immediately arrested."
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 08:49:08 2016 Apparently this giant Florida alligator is real and is a mascot for the "Mayakka Pines" golf course: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXn1g0xtUMk
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 09:03:24 2016 this dance takes an unexpected turn: http://imgur.com/gallery/J833b8R
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 15:54:07 2016 i hate hearing typing... i've turned down the TV volume before when typing going on in some show gator: "Dave, get next to it for perspective" :P
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 15:56:07 2016 i wonder if you can take Shia to Mexico for a drug run...
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 19:00:21 2016 chinese guy electrocuted at internet cafe... some concern shown http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=18f_1464667011
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 22:18:24 2016 i really hope this was a staged photo... http://bro...-photos-lunch-with-hipster.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 22:43:00 2016 Zookeepers in Chile killed two African lions Saturday to protect a man who entered their enclosure. The man stripped naked, jumped into the pen and began taunting the male and female big cats, The Guardian reported. Zookeepers first turned a hose on the animals, which had instinctively attacked the intruder. They then fired a tranquilizer dart, but it missed the lions and instead struck the man, identified by local media as 20-year-old Franco Luis Ferrada, in the neck. :p As Ferrada was being mauled, a zookeeper shot the lions with live rounds. They died a short time later. :/ Ferrada was rushed to a local health clinic, where he was in critical condition.
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 23:03:27 2016 Aww :( .. the tranquilizer "accident" made me hope it would turn out okay... I wonder if this is part of a new trend of having zoos kill exotic animals on your behalf "some concern shown" Maybe only because he tripped the breaker and gave them lag? ;) Was it an exposed cell-phone charger cable on an imitation model maybe? "i really hope this was a staged photo..." Apparently so. I saw that posted somewhere and comments mentioned that those were the restaurant's image consultants or advertisers or something.. taking pix for their Instagram or MyBook or whatever
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 23:09:01 2016 TSA making some positive changes! "The TSA’s Plans For Improvement" [Onion Infographic] http://www.theonion.com/graphic/tsas-plans-improvement-53012 "• Boarding passes issued with pre-printed inscrutable scribbling • Launching PSA campaign that encourages travelers to question whether this trip is really worth all the hassle • Only permitting carry-on items you can sprint with • Series of pikes in the ticketing area to display the severed, shoe-adorned feet of unprepared travelers • Hiring additional 20,000 agents to stand and point out which line you should be in • Allowing passengers to bypass security if they can answer certain TSA-approved riddles • Two more bins per scanner line • Withdrawing U.S. troops from the Middle East while pursuing a centrist path in diplomacy that balances Israel’s interests with respect for the culture and sovereignty of Muslim nations • Opening some of the six goddamn lanes right over there"
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 23:30:10 2016 "taking pix for their Instagram or MyBook or whatever" hopefully for the menu! #MakeMenuPhotosMandatory
Cherub Cow rank	Tue May 31 23:42:47 2016 And maybe they could show all the recent pix of their dishes on the monitors (since restaurants seem to be using flat screens for their overhead menus now)!
tumbleweed rank	Tue May 31 23:42:56 2016 D: Texas police arrested 45-year-old Kenneth Alan Amyx after he allegedly posted photos on the Internet showing himself and the bloodied, lifeless body of his live-in girlfriend, 43-year-old Jennifer Streit-Spears. Officers were dispatched to the couple’s Plano apartment on Sunday, after Streit-Spears’ sister reported seeing the two chilling photos on Streit-Spears’ Facebook timeline. The photos were captioned with the words “Please pray for us” and “Love you all.” One of the gruesome photos reportedly depicted what police believe to be Streit-Spears with her throat slashed. The second photo is allegedly a selfie of Amyx’s blood-spattered face. Authorities discovered Streit-Spears’ body when they arrived at her apartment to investigate the posts. She reportedly died from multiple stab wounds. Responding officers also discovered Amyx inside the home. He was suffering from superficial stab wounds that detectives believe were self-inflicted. Streit-Spears’s sister, who does not wish to be identified, told The Daily Dot the graphic images remained online for 36 hours until Facebook finally removed them. “I did ask them to remove [them] several times,” the sister told the Daily Dot. “They told me I could block Jennifer if I didn’t like what she posted and gave me other similar options.” Facebook A Facebook spokesperson told The New York Daily News the company initially declined to remove the photos because the company believed they were a possible cry for help, posted on behalf of the victim.
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jun 01 00:40:31 2016 ??? D: His mugshot definitely makes him look crazy.. will he blame Pokémon? And now dating has become more terrifying. Brad, Nate, and Grant from down the street do trick shots with the baskets ball http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jFLAfVvWEBk
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jun 01 00:49:00 2016 If Shia starts going north when they get east of the Rockies again... http://i.imgur.com/B2R0Z6d.png
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 01 01:01:37 2016 that occurred to me too :p... w/ some pre-made ball hair
Cherub Cow rank	Wed Jun 01 01:39:24 2016 He has to be in on it or something :) Squee of the day! Foxes being cute http://imgur.com/gallery/ifHut
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 01 06:43:01 2016 i would assume the type of person that would put effort into picking up & driving Shia around intersects heavily with the type of person who would draw a penis (white males... 18-29... selfie lovers...)
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 01 21:05:32 2016 A North Carolina woman says she thought she’d bagged a bargain when she purchased a $30 freezer, until finding human remains inside. The woman said she called police to her Goldsboro home Friday after she opened the deep freezer for the first time since she purchased it. The neighbor who sold her the freezer three weeks earlier told her it was used as a “time capsule,” she said. The woman said she was told that a Sunday school class had last used the freezer. The church was supposed to come and pick up the freezer’s contents. They never turned up, so she eventually opened it to take a look. Though the body has not been positively identified, the new owner said she knows the remains are the previous owner’s mother. “She sold me her frozen mother for $30. How do you do something like that?” the woman said. The mother had lived with her daughter for years in the house next door, though hadn’t been seen since September, the new owner said. The daughter has allegedly since skipped town after saying she was going to West Virginia to visit her mother, who she said was in a nursing home, the new owner said. Goldsboro police confirmed on Saturday they are investigating.
tumbleweed rank	Wed Jun 01 21:09:28 2016 how to make your cat confused & uncomfortable: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hPMc89sKhk
chuck rank	Wed Jun 01 21:22:36 2016 Rocky Raccoon checked into his room Only to find Gideon's Bible Rocky had come equipped with a gun To shoot off the legs of his rival
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