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Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 14 02:39:24 #No
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 14 02:40:17 Some pop singurr falls during a singuh-ing of her pop song: http://youtu.be/ewaQgopjitg?t=3m35s
McKobb Member	Sat May 14 08:23:10 Staged
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 14 08:43:28 her ankle bent a lot, i'd guess real a dog kinda ruins things for the cat at the end of that cat toy vid http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rz07SmRYNRc
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 14 09:13:57 http://media.giphy.com/media/26vUy4tKLXevktNw4/giphy.gif i looked it up: WEST PALM BEACH, Fla., April 14 (UPI) -- A cameraman shooting B-roll outside a Florida Walmart for a local news station captured the moment a suspect who overdosed on heroin escaped from an ambulance. Police said the man had been found unconscious from a suspected heroin overdose in the Walmart's bathroom and had been given a dose of Narcan, a drug designed to counter the effects of opioid overdose. Law's video shows the man initially seeming calm on the stretcher, but when paramedics prepare to load him into the ambulance he throws off the strap holding him in place and makes a run for it. Police said they searched the area for the man, but were unable to locate him. It was unclear whether police intended to charge him with a crime.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 14 10:27:43 Life is short and sex-centered for the genus Antechinus. Six months after they’re born, the small, carnivorous marsupials reach adulthood. For five more months, they gain weight that they’ll burn off having sex, says mammalogist Andrew Baker of Australia’s Queensland University of Technology. Then the animals enter “a one- to three-week period where they spend all their time mating.” Males fight over females, promiscuous mating ensues, and a single coupling can last 14 hours. Small wonder, as Baker observes, that “both sexes become really stressed.” As a human does when stressed, an Antechinus produces the hormone cortisol—useful in small amounts but poisonous in large ones. Antechinus males “also have all this testosterone coursing through them from trying to get girls,” Baker says, and the testosterone keeps cortisol gushing when it should shut off. As the cortisol hits toxic levels, males’ immune and other systems fail, and they drop dead by their first birthday. The Antechinus population has been halved—until the females bear their annual litters of four to 14 jelly-bean-size young, which, six months later, will be adults.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 14 11:26:00 A woman in Florida was left seriously shaken up after a flying turtle crashed through her car’s windshield. Nicole Marie Bjanes was driving at 75 miles per hour on I-4 in Deltona on Monday when the reptile suddenly smashed through her front window, bounced off the passenger seat and landed on the dashboard. “As soon as it hit the windshield, of course I was a little freaked out and hysterical,” Bjanes told ABC News. She posted photographs of the aftermath to Facebook (above) soon after, and the images are now going viral. Florida Highway Patrol officers confirmed that the turtle had been thrown airborne after being struck by another vehicle in front. Incredibly, Bjanes only suffered minor injuries and was treated for minor cuts by EMTs at the scene. The turtle was unscathed and placed in a nearby pond, where it swam away. article w/ photos: http://www...da_us_5736e6f1e4b060aa781a77a1
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 14 14:48:32 the difference between males & females: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DLzDRge6P0U
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 14 16:34:03 future UGTer http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kB37n0Rd2-8 or just a future typical person... people are terrible :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 09:21:13 so... Time Warner Cable... i cancelled my service cause i moved again (to avoid Trump's hit squads) & i got a bill for the month after i cancelled and it still showed me as Autopay so i logged-in and cancelled that option then online chatted with Shradda N. who said everything was fine... i get an updated bill for less money but still not the zero it should be (and NO Autopay showing on bill anymore)... i online chatted with Neha S. and she said everything was fine, no $ owed... today (many days later), I see a charge being Autopayed on my bank acct (they don't actually make the charge til the bill due date) i may have to murder many people, but for now am going with a strongly worded letter this seems actually criminal to Autopay me when clearly that was cancelled as their own bill shows, beyond the typical legendarily bad customer service #prayForMizzou
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 09:54:40 Shopping List Of Student Who Was Accidentally Made A Millionaire By Her Bank http://www...millionaire-by-her-bank-150516 includes: Birkin Himalayan crocodile palladium bag - $158,225.67 i don't know what the last word should be to justify that price but i know "bag" isn't it :p kill the rich, Bernie 2016!
McKobb Member	Sun May 15 14:03:02 Where ya move to?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 14:59:26 back to Pennsylvania (where nature doesn't try to kill you)
McKobb Member	Sun May 15 15:07:00 I lived in Erie in the late 70's.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 15:52:43 and i'll bet it didn't try to kill you a Turkish soccer team lost causing them to get demoted to a lower league, so... http://www.instagram.com/p/BFZx9JshKYe/
McKobb Member	Sun May 15 16:36:17 How so?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 17:22:00 with earthquakes, tornadoes, hurricanes, fire ants, dangerous spiders like other places i end up :p go PA!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 17:30:08 oops: http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2016/05/signpass.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 15 22:07:48 A couple of confused Yellowstone tourists happened upon a bison calf Monday and, thinking it appeared to be catching a chill, reportedly loaded it into their SUV and drove it to a ranger station. “They were demanding to speak with a ranger,” witness Karen Richardson told EastIdahoNews.com. “They were seriously worried that the calf was freezing and dying.” The father and son duo, who said they were from another country, were ticketed when park law enforcement was called. Yellowstone rules clearly warn visitors to stay at least 25 yards away from the park's wild animals. Officials then followed the visitors back to the spot where they said they picked the bison up and it was released.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 04:11:58 That sounds nice and dangerous :D .. also kind of breaking Yellowstone's "let nature do nature" Prime Directive .. "A cameraman shooting B-roll outside" ... so cool :D .. saw an opportunity and went out to find more heroin ;p Antechinus males need to learn moderation ;p "flying turtle crashed through her car’s windshield." --- real life Mario Kart!! :D :D "the difference between males & females" ... have to wonder if that was for fun or just crazed aggression :) "or just a future typical person... people are terrible :p" +1 Deer :D ... "this seems actually criminal to Autopay me when clearly that was cancelled as their own bill shows, beyond the typical legendarily bad customer service" Is it through your bank or credit card? If card, I'd probably just update my card number. If Bank, I'd probably move again, change identities, burn off fingerprints, etc. ;p .. "For four years the chemical engineering student quite literally shopped until she dropped" Okay, when I read that I assumed that she *died* from shopping, so.. another bad use of "literally"... I actually kind of want to see a thread on a similar topic: what peeps would do with lots of money.. just materialism/consumerism? Just travel? What about beyond materials and travel? Creative processes? .. Neat! Didn't realize that punches ever landed in tennis fights: http://imgur.com/gallery/GkQ5i
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 04:14:24 One of the comments pointed out that this is Trump's strategy: http://imgur.com/gallery/ljHsp
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 16 08:33:26 yes sadly it is... even worse really, as he doesn't even have to ever say it was a joke or not serious... his supporters just claim that he wasn't serious ex) a person (Phares) from Trump's foreign policy team said Trump doesn't really mean he wants to use torture... whereas Trump could not be more explicit that he wants to use torture (uses the word, says it works, says wants 'a lot worse than waterboarding', wants to be on almost level playing field w/ ISIS, etc)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 16 08:40:59 oh & the Time Warner charge was thru credit card, i'm not too worried about them continuing to charge unless they are truly criminals :p, but just want my money back for this charge (i shouldn't owe anything for the period they claim)
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 12:13:45 Time to Timothy McVeigh them? :D (Disclaimer to the FBI: this was sarcasm. Please remove red flag rating and go to UP instead. Also, check out these cats!! http://imgur.com/gallery/6QCXt ) .. "yes sadly it is... even worse really, as he doesn't even have to ever say it was a joke or not serious... his supporters just claim that he wasn't serious" Pretty awesome! He'll have his own apologists for a holocaust that hasn't even happened yet! ... No but seriously, this is bad and the U.S. is in trouble :D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 16 13:02:29 thems some good cat gifs nature: (sideways vid) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzHwsW5EVvw
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 13:35:53 Such a happy ending! :D lol
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 15:55:04 Condescension http://i.imgur.com/bHFPbqA.jpg
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 16:43:00 Baseball game interrupts cat in progress http://che...errupts-baseball-game?ref=hero
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 16 16:51:16 he was really moving
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 16 19:59:47 a 3rd party candidate with momentum http://twitter.com/smod2016
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 16 23:57:45 lol okay, that was definitely lol-thread for me :D (I only say "lol" if I lol!!) :p I want that teeshirt meow!!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 17 02:13:20 T-Rex can't see you if you don't move! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dc7dgplau7g
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 17 02:20:32 "Iced puppuccino" http://i.imgur.com/8SeavV8.gifv
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 17 09:17:58 you have misfiled some lols too imo :p to the rat pole! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ohXEOpgAh-Y
Cherub Cow Member	Tue May 17 12:49:55 D: ... omgs.. soooo many. lol@comment:"How many years did this take? I need to train my rats to do this too." .. "you have misfiled some lols too imo :p" Such a fine line between lulz and a happies! :D Dogs forced to learn game theory: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=88XQcpU5Vuk
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 17 19:56:17 that one dog looked guilty from the start interesting piece on some lizards: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rafdHxBwIbQ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 18 10:42:08 some guy hanging on a choppa http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JCgL7zii3yI he claims his leg got caught while trying to look inside when it first took off... seems like a lie & doesn't explain why he didn't get off when given chance...
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 18 14:02:07 yeah umm D: .. "The pilot was then forced to take his unwanted passenger to Bungoma airstrip, where he descended and hovered a few metres over the runway, allowing the man to drop from the chopper." http://www...-man-hangs-on-flying-helicopte .. "and if one of the colors starts to fall behind, the females bring it back in line, because they tend to prefer whatever color male is most rare that season" Though it seems to be futile to try to explain Chaos Theory population feedback loops like that in UP ;)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 18 14:22:57 i'm not sure if the piece was entirely scientifically accurate or not (didn't research source)... wikipedia mentions also 2 different females... and neither source indicated which combos yielded which offsprings... maybe the women have all color children regardless, for all i know :p anyway God once again proves His existence: http://www.facebook.com/kt722/posts/606800682807768
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 18 14:30:34 apparently pandas ♥ baskets http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K3tNgwQwKK4
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 18 15:25:02 let them have the leaves and basket!! Stop ruining their happy!! ;D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 18 16:32:33 i ordered a new-in-box USB controller for PC (that looks like a Playstation controller) off eBay for $7 'buy-it-now' w/ free shipping but unfortunately from China... wasn't sure it would show up amazingly it did... however i had that flashback to Bart Simpson opening the chinese package w/ the toxic air spilling out... so i'm probably now going to die, but still that's a good price considering shipped across the world
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 18 16:38:46 Their margins must be pretty slim! Or maybe they just get all these plastic devices from a landfill and only have to pay for the shipping :)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 18 16:45:11 i also recently got a Honda air filter off Amazon that came w/ free shipping from China (even tho <$25)... maybe so much crap gets shipped that it's not expensive
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 18 16:48:58 or.. do you think.. they have teleporters? D:
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 18 16:53:03 or they send stuff across a chain of linked chinese peons like ant bridges
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 19 10:06:26 big heron eating a big catfish... (happens near end) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MP0DFVO16Zk i'm surprised it fit inside... i wonder if it can even fly w/ the extra weight...
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu May 19 22:47:11 "Google patent proposes sticky coating that would glue pedestrians to self-driving cars" it's -don't- be evil!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 20 09:50:44 Rihannose http://www...icial/videos/1026242914123809/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 20 13:18:46 "i'm surprised it fit inside..." Yeah that's crazy. That has to be enough calories for days.. or it just vomits lots of it or something? So I had so much work to do on Wednesday (no sleep that night) that when I got home I slept for 16 hours... not sure these sleep patterns can be considered healthy ;p Sweet GTA jump: http://imgur.com/gallery/n4W7H2y
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 20 14:24:51 i'd say it's more MarioKart... looks very much like an area in one of them games
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 20 14:45:54 pocket bush baby http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=htVTRxhYpic
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 20 15:03:58 squee!!
Cherub Cow Member	Fri May 20 15:25:10 How rich people live: (skips to the fancy hotel room part) http://youtu.be/8sqY6QXtTsI?t=6m31s
McKobb Member	Fri May 20 15:39:20 You can just feel the necks gething stepped on! I wonder if that is extra.
McKobb Member	Fri May 20 15:41:45 *getting
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri May 20 18:51:52 ^i recognized that dude instantly from the (making of) Aladdin/skateboard video... a memorable look i guess seems a bit unsafe: http://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHQeEDy3yVNli1O/giphy.gif
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat May 21 11:08:44 Bryan Cranston's Super Sweet 60 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ot_V7Q8a6yc it's a little long...but you probably have nothing better to do...
Cherub Cow Member	Sat May 21 23:47:58 *starts watching* Oh, and also watched that Key&Peele hot sauce + chicken thing — much lols :D "seems a bit unsafe" ... was that snow slush? :o .. "i recognized that dude instantly from the (making of) Aladdin/skateboard video... a memorable look i guess" Yeah! Have had the same reaction when catching glimpses of his videos. His nose is especially telling.. it looks like that of Affif Ben Badra. I always think of him most for this one: "Bike Lanes by Casey Neistat" (ticketed for not using bike lane; think I've posted it before) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bzE-IMaegzQ
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 00:27:59 "Bryan Cranston's Super Sweet 60" That was great :D :D
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 00:49:19 I've started posting this gif on Imgur a lot... http://i.imgur.com/CtMhzPT.gif Peeps there can be ***soooo*** stupid
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 01:46:41 "Mushroom Farming" http://imgur.com/gallery/rWzXkFX
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 22 10:21:29 <Pitt>what's in the box*?</Pitt> *bucket out of place ice cream van music: http://www...deo.php?v=wshh8dUG7QqTw9jvnR5j
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun May 22 21:46:30 another of them seagull shoplifting vids http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TILXmFAf7ug
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 22:08:09 "out of place ice cream van music" Were we to assume that this was a dispute over whose turn it was to purchase the ice cream?
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 22:09:17 Finally! Something that actually belongs on the Imgur front page ;p http://imgur.com/gallery/mcmC9ju
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 22:50:10 Some people just know how to live: (Redneck couch surfing) http://imgur.com/gallery/OZTXxYg
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 23:13:22 welcome 2 interwebs http://i.imgur.com/3WbrQZS.gifv
Cherub Cow Member	Sun May 22 23:48:59 aww :) (tucking in doggie) http://imgur.com/gallery/L1fUTRs
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 23 00:04:40 "Jason Statham competed in diving at the 1990 Commonwealth Games in Auckland" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Xt1mC74eJE
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 23 11:37:31 Fun ending to this Obama/Biden gif :) http://imgur.com/gallery/zBk1xpE
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 23 12:13:54 snoring kitty cat :) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qrhXnvWHeoI
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 23 13:38:54 that ostriches in cars thing seems like it would've been really difficult & time-consuming to do... unless it's some method i'm not familiar with...
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 23 22:26:46 I think it must have been done in a 3D-animation program, in which case it would just be a matter of rendering the car and then rotating and transforming it over the video.. though getting the ostriches inside the car must have required splitting the car model or something?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon May 23 22:35:19 yeah most likely 3d anim, but the moving camera complicates things... masking off the cars/birds probably done in another program perhaps it was a school project... can't imagine doing it just for imgurians :p seemingly asian woman not too clear on the law: http://bro...-truck-driver-10-move-his-car/
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 23 22:45:52 "seemingly asian woman not too clear on the law" Isn't it a law that if you want someone to obey you that their failure to do so means you can smash their stuff? ;p .. "perhaps it was a school project... can't imagine doing it just for imgurians :p" Fake internet points and potentially becoming a dank meme legend can make people do incredible things! ;D ..I'd really like to start animating little projects from scratch, btw. Like I've thought of fun ideas for that "Emu War" which could translate to a 5-minute fictional telling of the story..
Cherub Cow Member	Mon May 23 23:31:18 wow, someone made Lincoln look like.. other Lincoln.. :p http://imgur.com/gallery/DdwkJ
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 24 11:36:15 that's really impressive... apparently facial hair goes a long way... and it highlights that first lincoln had really big ears one of them hell-spawn boards traumatizes little girls: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=glJWuJkzmtY
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 24 11:38:27 it's like this generation's Happy Fun Ball: http://www.dirtybutton.com/videos/780-happy-fun-ball/ (didn't see a good version of sketch on YouTube :/ damn copyright nazis)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue May 24 23:32:49 some weird South Park's Steve Irwin type guy: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HtLddZHaXOk has lots of videos
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 11:27:27 Shia LaBeouf’s Latest ‘Art Project’ Involves A Very Slight Chance Of Seeing Him Get Murdered Shia, along with his pals Rönkkö and Turner, are hitchhiking around America as a part of his new project #TAKEMEANYWHERE. For 30 days the three of them are posting their coordinates and anyone who finds them can pick them up and drive them anywhere they want. That would be the part that involves there being a slight chance of LeBeouf being killed. tracking site: http://takemeanywhere.vice.com/
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 11:29:35 updates pretty fast... can see him moving... (if you zoom in and he's in transit...)
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 11:30:26 "one of them hell-spawn boards traumatizes little girls" -- lulz :D Oh I remember Happy Fun Ball! (Do not look at Happy Fun Ball)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 11:58:43 minimally, they both accelerate to dangerous speeds & spontaneously ignite :p another complicated effects project http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PWTB23Q0I1g maybe the 3D camera tracker thing mentioned in the 'making of' was involved in that ostrich one, i don't know anything about that tool
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 12:56:02 NRA intimidating Iran http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PAHgGsrdXyM 'cuh!
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 13:09:39 some good Tosh.0 blog stuff: "Road Rage Deterrent" http://dai...one-way-to-stop-road-rage-.gif
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 13:09:53 bear: http://lolhehehe.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/05/mJVH4z0.gif
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 13:21:11 why is it low-brow to have pictures on menus? i hate no pictures...
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 15:29:47 I think it's all about presentation :) .. if you do it cartoony like Denny's/IHOP, then sure, kind of low-brow.. but some nice artistic visuals of the food, maybe? Like maybe a picture of Tom Selleck or Natalie Portman eating the dish? It could work :D "some weird South Park's Steve Irwin type guy" That was pretty kewl, aktly :D .. "That would be the part that involves there being a slight chance of LeBeouf being killed." Time to steal a car and line the trunk with plastic ;D Looks like he's north of Longmont Colorado.. http://www...here-offer-went-to-oscar-blues I like that he immediately knew how to get the right lighting conditions; those peeps were trying to film with backlight :p .. "maybe the 3D camera tracker thing mentioned in the 'making of' was involved in that ostrich one, i don't know anything about that tool" Yeah wow I have no idea what he's talking about. Looks like he has the updated After Effects.. I really need to get on his level!! :P .. "NRA intimidating Iran" -- is he running for president? That's a strong platform ;)
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 15:29:57 some pretty neat close calls: http://imgur.com/gallery/cKulb
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 15:40:31 actually I mislabeled that; some death occurs
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 15:43:39 Iditarod training has already begun: http://i.imgur.com/QadS4oX.gifv
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 15:53:18 damn... that hawk really fucked up that duck...
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 15:55:28 Definitely! Weren't even enough frames to see exactly how it happened.. but apparently the hawk broke the mallard's neck or something
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 16:18:01 LaBeouf might be in Wyoming. These coordinates flicker for a second if you refresh the page: 41°09'30"N 104°39'32"W I wonder if people have started following the transit vehicle trying to get LaBeouf at his next pickup ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 16:38:49 raccoon solving complex equations http://www.instagram.com/p/BFyYi2Hk66u/
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 16:47:19 "Simple Posture Guide" http://imgur.com/gallery/Yk4K6
Cherub Cow Member	Wed May 25 16:54:54 surprise! (seal on iceberg; video set to right moment) http://youtu.be/0mgnf6t9VEc?t=2m18s
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 18:15:56 it seemed weird to start so close to Wyoming... you take him in that uninhabited state & no one may ever see him again... which was basically my first thought of what i'd do
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed May 25 18:19:38 he appears to be getting dragged around Laramie, WY (can compare his site map to Google Earth to get the border lines & stuff)
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