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tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 04 08:44:00 i had real bad food poisoning after a chinese buffet (damn you china!)... felt like a ball of evil/china boring through my stomach... took lots of induced vomiting via toothbrush gagging + time to recover
McKobb Member	Mon Apr 04 14:15:45 You ha eh bah spling woll?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 04 14:43:31 bad spring roll! took me awhile :p i dunno what it was, i piled tons of stuff on me plate & it was a few years ago, just commenting about it since CC mentioned food poisoning at the end of the last thread
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 04 21:00:57 i demand Plants vs Zombies 2 get a normal PC release, not this pay-for-extras app nonsense
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 04 22:35:29 Feeling better today! :D Finally ate a little. I ended up sleeping for something like a thousand hours.
McKobb Member	Mon Apr 04 22:51:40 Forty night?
smart dude Member	Tue Apr 05 00:42:49 I just chugged a 40oz King Cobra a while ago
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 05 17:05:39 person of walmart: http://tosh.cc.com/blog/files/2016/04/WalMartBikini.jpg
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 05 17:12:39 FLORIDA - A Little Havana man is in jail after a dispute with his neighbors over feeding of stray cats turned violent. The dispute began at an apartment complex in the 2000 block of Southwest Seventh Street in Little Havana. The victims told NBC 6 that they would leave food for stray cats in the hallways - something that 70-year-old neighbor Jose Estrada did not like. In a heated exchange captured on cell phone video, Estrada came to the victims' door and got into a profanity-laced argument with them. The situation quickly escalated, with Estrada pulling out a gun and shooting multiple times into the apartment. video: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=d33_1459803776
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 05 19:32:39 "The victims told NBC 6 that they would leave food for stray cats in the hallways - something that 70-year-old neighbor Jose Estrada did not like." Sounds like he was justified! ;) ..really though, feeding stray cats only works if the feeder happens also to be willing to have them spayed/neutered and re-released. And in a shared hallway? Not good!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 05 19:55:38 "the salmon" moto trick :D http://imgur.com/gallery/ZReg652
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 05 21:05:51 where iz home? http://imgur.com/gallery/U2cKfM0
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 05 21:32:39 today's squee (kitty cat chin scratches) http://imgur.com/gallery/G5EDypY
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 05 22:14:23 poor squirrel :( i hope the neighbors die http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H9ZWOJTvWkM it's not like it's a bug, lady... bugs... ick
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 06 21:07:41 grenade survival tip http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W4DnuQOtA8E
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 06 22:10:14 “Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa" identifies as a "mythical beast." A male-to-female transgender woman who prefers the pronoun “it” says it believes it was born not only the wrong sex, but also the wrong species, and has been undergoing human-to-dragon transition procedures to fix the problem. The 55-year-old, who was born “Richard Hernandez” but now goes by “Eva Tiamat Baphomet Medusa,” has already had a whole slew of transformative work done: Tooth extraction, eye coloring, horn implants, ear removal (!), nose modification and a procedure to give it a forked tongue. It’s also gotten tattoos and scarification on its face and chest to make it look like it has scales instead of human skin.
McKobb Member	Thu Apr 07 03:01:07 Does its license list dragon under race?
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 07 13:19:24 A pop star collapsed and died on stage after being bitten mid-performance by a cobra. Irma Bule, 29, was famous for wearing snakes during her acts and thought the king cobra had been defanged. Despite being fatally bitten she continued to sing for 45 minutes before she collapsed in front of a stunned audience. The pop star was performing in the village in Karawang, West Java, in her native Indonesia. She accidentally trod on the cobra, named Rianti, and it lashed out, sinking its fangs into her leg. The singer reportedly refused an antidote from the snake handler but later began vomiting on stage and suffered a seizure. She was rushed to hospital where she died.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 07 15:59:39 monkey in winter gear http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SLSCvBpA5NE
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 07 16:31:54 Eating Chicken Can Make Your Kid's Dick Small http://www...peta/videos/10154092291404586/
McKobb Member	Thu Apr 07 16:46:30 That explains the black sterotype
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 07 17:32:30 that's counter to the stereotypes
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 19:54:36 Oh peta ;D @grenade Neat! Dynamite fishing makes sense meow :) "She was rushed to hospital where she died." It's how she always said that she wanted to die: poisoned by a King Cobra, vomiting and seizing on stage, :'( That monkey will eat someone's face 4shore :D
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 20:07:20 "I can feel my blood pressure in my fuckin eyeballs right now" http://imgur.com/gallery/4Io5kV9
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 20:32:19 Either this is the third puppy projectile I've posted or it's a repeat of one of the other two ;p http://www.instagram.com/p/BCG398TFPZP/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 20:34:53 Superman vs Spider-Man: Electric Boogaloo http://imgur.com/gallery/OrXEm5E
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 20:37:54 Confusing experiment: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RGJ29GRc0rs
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 08 20:51:19 looked good whatever it was :p no more women needed! http://media.giphy.com/media/3oGRFywEJs2xclJkRO/giphy.gif
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Apr 08 21:01:22 here's a cop shooting an axe-wielding woman http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=1ac_1460073499 i like how he instinctively lines up the bystanders in the background (i realize he was probably just trying not to back into a curb :p... but then his backup was nice enough to park right in his path :p)
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 21:09:24 "i like how he instinctively lines up the bystanders in the background" They're really good at that ;D lol@"no more women needed!" oh noes... XD Snooze you lose!! http://twitter.com/loliel/status/716998485858344960
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 21:11:42 wows@this :D http://imgur.com/gallery/yOCY5HK
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 08 21:57:13 so smooth! http://imgur.com/gallery/VqdlWLI
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 09 11:25:17 i want that snooze/lose cat :/ dick monkey: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=6fd_1460186525
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 10 00:24:28 Dog follows ambulance to hospital to make sure that man dies: http://imgur.com/gallery/OheChtU
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 10 01:01:16 Maru (box-jumping kitteh) sleeping on a cow stuffed aminal: http://imgur.com/gallery/GAWZy7V
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 10 01:29:36 "Mike Tython vs. Zach Galifianakith" http://imgur.com/gallery/v4PAj90
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 10 18:12:45 Luke intends to train Rey very similarly to how Yoda trained him: http://twi...Ctwcamp%5Eserp%7Ctwgr%5Eauthor
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 10 18:29:35 Towel Owl http://imgur.com/gallery/cH53ybP
Cherub Cow Member	Sun Apr 10 18:46:11 Pretty nature video! ("Marine Iguanas") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4tBWakZAGqU
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Apr 10 19:37:26 i didn't even know those existed... i'd be pretty freaked out if a head like that popped out of the water :p
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sun Apr 10 21:06:58 http://vine.co/v/iepnOBhrgrz
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 11 02:45:18 best possible outcome ;D
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 11 13:20:25 An Indiana man says a dental appointment to remove four wisdom teeth left him covered in blood, in a coma, and missing all of his teeth. “He had been put into a medically induced coma and he was lying there crying,” Donny Grigsby’s wife, Amanda, told WRTV. “This menace needs to be stopped.” Grigsby, 36, was under the knife for five and a half hours during the March procedure at Columbus’ White River Dental, his wife said. When she went to check on him she said she called for an ambulance after finding him covered in blood. Asking what happened, she said the doctor told her that they removed all of his teeth because they were afraid that an infection from an abscessed tooth would spread.
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 11 14:38:56 Is that like.. if you think one plant is infecting the garden, you have to burn the neighborhood down? ;) ..based on this picture of him: http://www...th_us_570b9c8ce4b0885fb50d6fd6 ..have to wonder how many teeth constitutes "all" of his teeth. Like, did he have 8 teeth in total? And was he a chewing tobacco user? He looks like it ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 11 14:42:15 lulz.. one of the classy people in the comments seems to be advocating for a life without teeth: "I suffered most of my adult life with recurring dental problems and dentists who insisted on trying to 'save my teeth' but instead just prolonged the misery. One of the best days in my life was when the last of my teeth was pulled. I don't miss them and... I don't the use the false teeth that I was fitted with to replace them.... more humbug than they are worth. As I said, having teeth is vastly overrated!" XD
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 11 15:04:04 Don't outlive your spouse!! "Elderly Man Who’s Outlived Wife By 8 Years Must Not Have Loved Her Very Much" [Onion News in Brief] "LAUREL, MD—Noting that the 81-year-old is still in relatively good health to this day, sources reported Monday that elderly man Jonathan Eckman, who has outlived his wife by eight years now, must not have loved her very much. “If he didn’t die the day after his wife, or later that year on their wedding anniversary, then he probably didn’t really care about her at all,” said local acquaintance Dana Ridgely, who added that the least Eckman could have done if he, in fact, cherished and adored the woman he spent 50 years of his life alongside, was die within a few weeks of her. “He vows to be with her forever, he raises three kids with her, and he spends nearly every moment with her for decades, but he doesn’t even pass away moments after she does, still holding her hand? He must have been cheating on her or something.” Sources added that unless Eckman dies 10 years to the day after his wife’s passing, it was almost guaranteed that he never even loved her to begin with and their marriage was one big lie."
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 11 18:22:32 ^ probably based on a real retirement home conversation :p A Florida man accused of vandalizing a home told deputies that he had listened to too much music and masturbated too much, which caused him to feel like “going out and destroying stuff.” Largo police officers responded to a home at 2066 N. Belcher Rd. around 2 p.m. on April 8 after someone reported seeing a man smashing a mailbox. When police arrived at the home, they say they found William Timothy Anderson Thomas, 25 on the property, shirtless and covered in dirt. According to an arrest affidavit, a trailer tire had been flattened, a window on the house was broken, and a mailbox, a real estate sign and a garden angel were completely destroyed.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 11 20:47:30 not sure what the story is here... http://41....r_o5f6tmdb8F1qzhjh2o1_1280.jpg
McKobb Member	Mon Apr 11 21:04:47 Somebody didn't get their haldol.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 12 13:34:30 Christian author and publisher Mack Major warned over the weekend that “Christian women are losing their salvation” by using dildos, which he called a “direct path to Satan.” “Too many Christian women are losing their salvation because they masturbate,” Mack wrote on the Eden Decoded Facebook page. “Dildos and all of those other sex toys have been used for thousands of years in demonic sex rituals. It’s one of the main ways ancient pagan societies worshiped their demonic gods.” “Masturbation is a direct path to Satan,” he added. “There’s nothing normal about it. And shame on any Christian that says so.” “As long as you have those sex toys in your home, you have a doorway that can allow demons to not only access your life at will, but also to torment you, hinder and destroy certain parts of your life as it relates to sex and your relationships.”
McKobb Member	Tue Apr 12 14:22:26 Idol hands are the devils playground!
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 12 17:46:55 Haaaaill Satannn!!!! XD
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 13 17:21:44 A girl breast feeding a cat http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dICr2r48mTs
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 13 17:54:14 dashboard cat http://www.instagram.com/p/BDn-7Dsywhy/?taken-by=its_rorrry
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 13 18:27:08 I wonder if that cat is relaxing or just super stressed :) ..I've only seen cats do that yawn-ey thing when they travel in the car "A girl breast feeding a cat" why even is a YouTube? ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 13 19:16:37 Oh I forgot to mention!: two days after I got food poisoning and was able to eat again, I slept for *18* hours D: .. like, at 6pm I thought I would just fall asleep for a little while, then woke up at 9pm for a minute (checked time), fell back asleep, and suddenly it was noon ..pretty sure that was a record for me. I might be dying. Tell my family I said, "hello." This is kind of neat to flip through: (someone puts on cammie gear and sneaks around at Chernobyl) http://imgur.com/gallery/dmJ0J
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 13 19:20:46 deer killed in golf game: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2rlmKwiV4Y
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 13 20:14:28 @Chernobyl... complete w/ disturbing doll in dilapidated school
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 13 20:23:29 Flyboard® Air Test 1 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KEDrMriKsFM
McKobb Member	Wed Apr 13 22:03:33 Nut shot!
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 14 18:10:42 The future is now??? :D
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 15 17:07:28 how to foosball with top-down view of your body: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UC6suYVm60s
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 15 17:10:49 kitteh evades predator: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XOTTn2Y0ew
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 15 17:21:50 i wuv yoo hooman http://www...s/918227814925218/?pnref=story shhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhh shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 15 18:08:31 fun comment from this one: "Do we have a cat?" http://imgur.com/gallery/Opqr0
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 15 18:14:52 modern robot is drunk: http://imgur.com/gallery/vZQjpkh
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 15 18:39:42 cats about to sneeze: http://imgur.com/gallery/XnFmE
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 16 09:40:31 that 1st sneezer is great :p --- Three people, including a toddler, were taken to a hospital after an overzealous attempt to spray roaches caused an explosion in their first floor apartment, according to the Asbury Park Press. Fortunately, no one was seriously injured. Someone in the apartment was spraying so intently that the pilot light of the stove ignited the bug killer, leading to a blast that blew the windows right off the apartment.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 19 20:57:36 FINALLY! Forum back up!! I've been lost without it. Now back to the importance business of the forums: LOOK AT THESE KITTENS!!! :D http://cheezburger.com/79513089/video-good-morning-kittens
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 20 09:01:22 yay kittens! no stopping: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sdrIc8jT0vc
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 20 18:07:33 awww <3 :D Lemur requires infinite scratches :) Why did you wake me up? Hooman .. :( http://imgur.com/gallery/fcd2Nhw
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 20 18:36:45 how to commit to your crazy: http://imgur.com/gallery/4wNYdLK
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 20 20:59:43 doggie pix on subway get weird looks :D http://imgur.com/gallery/miUku
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 21 17:48:55 water girl seems like fun more kittens! ...w/ bad manners http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-1GJQ3c94jQ
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 22 17:30:56 Oh no! Feline food aggression! :D http://pet...anage-food-aggression-in-cats/
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 22 17:31:00 could be worse ;D .. http://i1....s/newsfeed/000/866/439/f97.gif
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Apr 22 18:01:31 hoomans in bear suits receive foods from metal hooman machine http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aRdwYdSXd8
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 23 08:11:17 ^they will kill us all Keanu auditions: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3ZBgP4lAOA0
tumbleweed the wanderer	Sat Apr 23 16:30:17 Staff at a Minnesota business were allegedly paid in methamphetamine, instead of money, for their bonuses. Police claim employees of Clear Choice Auto Body Repair in Mankato each received half a gram of the illegal drug during a meeting on Tuesday night, reports local station KMSP-TV.
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Apr 23 19:19:54 I'm guessing someone who doesn't like meth or didn't get enough meth snitched? Whoever it is, that person is DEAD. >:| lulz@auditions :D Andy Serkis better do this well!! ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Apr 23 22:07:40 Cat monkey http://imgur.com/gallery/6ZjfYrN
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Apr 23 22:12:20 Horse Costume Roller Derby http://www...0eBTI&feature=youtu.be&t=6m43s
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Apr 23 22:25:27 interesting job (snake feeder) http://imgur.com/gallery/Bca3njn
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Apr 23 22:51:19 New school name options http://imgur.com/gallery/4Yc7XgC
Cherub Cow Member	Sat Apr 23 23:23:59 tsunami time! :D http://i.imgur.com/inMFbjN.gif
Cherub Cow Member	Mon Apr 25 15:11:20 "Beyoncé Quickly Releases New Song About How Buying Tidal Subscription Most Empowering Thing A Woman Can Do" [Onion News in Brief] http://www...ew-song-about-how-buying-52810 "NEW YORK—Following on the heels of the surprise release of her new album, Lemonade, over the weekend, Beyoncé unexpectedly debuted a brand-new song Monday about how purchasing a subscription to the streaming music service Tidal is the most empowering action a woman can take, sources confirmed. “Beyoncé’s latest track is a spirited feminist anthem that sharply strikes at the patriarchy beginning with the opening verse, ‘Ladies, don’t ever let your man tell you what to do,’ before offering potent validation to her predominantly female listeners by stating that ‘High-quality streaming audio was made for queens like you,’” wrote New Yorker music critic Carrie Battan in a review of the new track, titled “Rise (And Sign In),” which was accompanied by a lush music video depicting the 20-time Grammy winner sitting in the study of a mansion clad in a majestic, diamond-studded fur coat while entering her credit card information into an online form. “She continues with even more pointed lyrics in the chorus: ‘Boss-ass bitch going hard with that $9.99 plan; stunners going harder with the lossless $19.99, fam.’ It’s a true ode to female strength, and a stirring call to action to women to rise up together and assert their economic independence.” At press time, the song had already been posted on a torrent site, where millions had downloaded and circulated it free of charge." Nice :D ..Onion might actually recognize that Beyoncé only actually promotes a pseudo-feminism directed at the consumer hivemind "I'm empowered! ... To buy these shoes!" :|
tumbleweed the wanderer	Mon Apr 25 17:47:21 i'm not sure what ^snake feeder's system is for keeping track of what drawers need a mouse, but i don't trust it :p ===== An Oregon man tipped a sex worker with a small primate that he stole from his own pet store, the Eugene Police Department said. Nathan Allen McClain was charged with soliciting a prostitute April 21 but it’s the bizarre details of the case that are drawing nationwide attention. McClain allegedly gave the woman a Galago primate, or bush baby, named Gooey as a gratuity after he paid for the act from the thousands of dollars that he allegedly stole from a Girl Scout donation jar in the store as well.
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 26 00:34:12 After looking up pictures of a Galago primate... pretty good deal :D This is a fun website.. http://www.fakewindowsupdate.com/ even knowing that it wasn't real, I still got a little panic sensation when I went to full screen :)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 26 07:57:40 seagull & tuna compete for food morsel http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lYSa5pItVCY
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 26 19:15:18 animals experience some crazy things.. but they can't really tell other animals about it.. I guess they would just have that PTSD look ;p
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 26 21:28:55 I definitely should have been working but decided instead to make this reverse gif +animation: http://imgur.com/gallery/6ZMlQZ3/
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 26 21:34:02 It's doing pretty well so far; 2 upvotes and 4 downvotes ;D ..Imgur can be so lame :p
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 26 22:11:48 It's actually gone a little positive! 20 downvotes, 22 upvotes :D ..it seems to be a split issue for Imgur ;p I'll ignore it until tomorrow..
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Apr 26 22:37:02 Not in UP yet? Kebab knife defense in Portugal: http://www.liveleak.com/view?i=dfd_1461682900
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 27 09:31:12 some more video showing what happened prior and after... can see why he was going after that particular guy at ~1:00 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZLNwlUupxng
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 27 19:24:00 Such a fine group of hooligans at work ;) Supposedly this is a damage pic of the person he hit (bloody): http://i.imgur.com/72Bi4CS.jpg ..unclear if it's actually him (shirt is different, for one... the pic doesn't come up in reverse Google image, but it could be because it's a picture of a picture). Source of pic: http://imgur.com/gallery/FB5tnSL
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Apr 27 20:08:50 "Lineage 2 in real life" http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHZbSx0rkvs
tumbleweed the wanderer	Wed Apr 27 20:42:56 i bet he was feeling pretty good about successfully battling 4 people even tho some not seeming too functional --- An Australian man has taken himself to hospital after a venomous redback spider bit him on the penis. The tradesman was using a portable toilet on a Sydney building site on Wednesday morning when he was bitten. The redback spider, closely related to the black widow spider, is distinguished by a long red stripe on its abdomen. The spider's bite causes severe pain, sweating and nausea.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Apr 28 17:44:38 K & P being interviewed while eating progressively hotter wings (kinda long) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3_9v-7rtVDk
Cherub Cow Member	Thu Apr 28 19:45:13 *saves that for later* :D Now to end a thread in the traditional UGT way of posting a Jack Hanna + Tom Hiddleston squee aminals video: (from "The Late Late Show with [Craig Ferguson's British replacement]") http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4MUXs4IHtY
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