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Alias
Member
Thu Jan 13 11:46:56
Happy New Years BTW!

Lot happened to my life lately. Been in three different accidents, and my car got broken into while I was at a rave for NYE party. My gf lost her ipod touch and blackberry so I eneded up having to pay for all those.

Besides those, things are going pretty well. Exam's coming up, last one.

How's it going for you guys?

The Powers That Be
Member
Thu Jan 13 12:08:18
Surprised they let you out of jail - what with that whole murdering-a-bunch-of-people-and-nearly-assassinating-a-Senator thing.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 13 12:22:57
i acquired an ipod touch & blackberry from someone's beat-up car

the owner must be some prostitute based on the messages on the blackberry... it's got some really disturbing stuff
Alias
Member
Thu Jan 13 12:29:48
tumbleweed, if you are mocking me, I drive a 2009 Mazda 3.

Not even close to beat up.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 13 12:46:04
lets just say that in my opinion, it looked like it had been in around 3 accidents
Alias
Member
Thu Jan 13 12:46:46
Wrong again. The three cars I crashed weren't my car.

Try again.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 13 12:51:55
just because i found an ipod & a blackberry belonging to a prostitute doesn't mean that it was your car, stop inferring anything from my comments
Alias
Member
Thu Jan 13 12:55:52
It's called Inductive Reasoning.

What happened to you? You used to be one of the few decently smarter ones here.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 13 13:07:23
i'm feeling pretty good about having the opportunity to use the 'infer' properly

also, who owned the cars that you crashed, and how many stationary objects were destroyed?
Alias
Member
Thu Jan 13 13:21:08
The car I crashed was my other lesser-luxurious car (Hyundai Elantra). The second car I crashed was the more luxurious one I owned (Lexus GS). The third car I crashed was my girlfriend's Honda Civic.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Jan 13 13:34:10
nice going... a Honda Civic is an excellent car to crash, very good ratings

you should try crashing a Buick LaCrosse, i've heard good things
milton bradley
Member
Thu Jan 13 13:35:18
You arent doing any favors for the stereotype of the bad asian driver
Palem
Person.
Thu Jan 13 13:53:39
That's weird, pretty sure that ban wasn't lifted...
Alias
Member
Thu Jan 13 14:16:24
To be fair, not all of the three weren't my fault.

The first one, yes it was due to my negligence.

The second one was, well you can arguably say it was due to my negligence for not changing the tires sooner, but I was cruising at 40 mph on a curve, and the car slid and jammed to the curb on the other side of the lane.

The third accident was determined to be the other driver's fault. BTW, he was White.


@Palem: I was never banned.
Palem
Person.
Thu Jan 13 15:09:31
lol keep telling yourself that.
Firestorm Phoenix
Member
Thu Jan 13 22:56:56
No one cares.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu Jan 13 23:14:08
'To be fair, not all of the three weren't my fault.'


10/10 for this gem of a sentence.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu Jan 13 23:19:33
Also, how's beating the fuck out of your dog in a futile attempt to train it going?
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Jan 13 23:34:59
This thread radiates love :D
Sstrickland
New Member
Fri Jan 14 00:23:15
Poison <3

We missed you!
TheGrimReaper
Member
Fri Jan 14 02:29:35
Hi Poison.


I would ask if the dog-beating is working our for you, but Cthulhu beat me to it.
TheGrimReaper
Member
Fri Jan 14 02:29:55
*out.

Stupid r button jumping out like that.
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge
Fri Jan 14 02:41:30
"Stupid r button jumping our like that."

fixt.
TheGrimReaper
Member
Fri Jan 14 03:41:24
Love you too, Hood.
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge
Fri Jan 14 04:27:18
<3
McKobb
Member
Fri Jan 14 04:31:57
2.99999999
Alias
Member
Fri Jan 14 11:04:12
hi guys.

Don't worry, my dog is at custody with my parents 90 miles away from me.

I'm a disappoint that I don't see any new members ever since I quit being a regular here.

BTW, where's my friend Ubes and Kaylana? And DL? I miss them.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Jan 14 13:11:55
our most recent members are probably Palem & McKobb... and they've been here oh... at least several months by now
Sstrickland
New Member
Fri Jan 14 19:59:11
Poison I made you a shrine but it got deleted :-(

Tell us a story Uncle Poison!
talon121
member
Sat Jan 15 14:32:27
I got a dog at the same time as Poison. He pretty much knows english now, and can basically do everything for himself except make his morning coffee.
Alias
Member
Sat Jan 15 15:42:11
that's good to know, talon.
Sstrickland
New Member
Sat Jan 15 16:20:24
Poison only responds to those who flame him. As if hes only interested in being flamed. Fine then. Be flamed by the flamers! I'm leaving.
FSB
SDANWMU
Sat Jan 15 18:09:19
Not Poison, English too good.
krazy kat
Member
Sat Jan 15 18:35:06
lol
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