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tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 26 16:04:24
we are the mold and mildew on the grout of the internet's bathroom tiles
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 26 16:08:42
Chillin' out, maxin', relaxin'
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 26 16:12:25
yeah... but a couple of guys are starting to make trouble in my neighborhood :/


so what boon or tragedy has brought you here?
Still Well
Member
Thu Aug 26 16:14:02
better hope your mom don't get scared.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 26 16:39:52
on the contrary... i'm thinking of staging a fight so she will send me to go live with rich people while i leave her to fend for herself in this hell-hole
Firestorm Phoenix
Member
Thu Aug 26 16:53:18
Not as shocked that you haven't ended up in prison for rape, or ODed.
Palem
Person.
Thu Aug 26 16:55:25
=[ so that news article wasn't real
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge
Thu Aug 26 17:29:17
or it was, but the wrong cockroach got stepped on.
Cherub Cow
Member
Thu Aug 26 19:29:28
D:
Firestorm Phoenix
Member
Thu Aug 26 20:08:45
And nobody cares.
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Thu Aug 26 21:34:17
good for you, stay the course
QAG
Member
Fri Aug 27 12:27:43
So will was no victim but a master scheemer!
Agri
Patron
Fri Aug 27 12:57:45
"We have great sex life"

Let me guess... you're her first one?
tumbleweed
the wanderer
Fri Aug 27 14:45:31
you mean me, not Will... & i'm practicing alien combat techniques too just in case that may be useful
Kyra
Member
Sat Aug 28 23:32:54
Congrats and good luck with all that.
Firestorm Phoenix
Member
Sat Aug 28 23:33:45
"We have great sex life"

So she's drunk alot?
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest
Tue Sep 07 04:53:36
She's dead.
Agri
Patron
Tue Sep 07 06:50:24
Can you have a sex life when you're dead?
McKobb
Member
Tue Sep 07 07:44:59
I'm sure he's busy plotting the down fall of the dude that's one desk closer to the boss's office.
TheGrimReaper
Member
Tue Sep 07 13:38:46
So you're saying the janitor needs to watch his back?
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