Utopia Talk / General Talk / I am right. You are all wrong.

Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 22:55:35 I don't really give a shit if you think I'm Poison. This will be the last day for me to post here. yeah really, so while you think you claimed victory over falsely revealing my identity, it really doesn't mean shit. Here's the password: abc123 simple. You know why it's so simple? Cuz this account was never meant to last. that's right. It was meant to be given away, trashed away, and meant to be a true troll account. So in the end, you proved nothing, you wasted your energy, boasted about shit you did nothing to, and what's the conclusion? It just proves that you are in dire need of a radical figure like me to have this forum going. I heard a lot of complaint over the past week. How this forum sucks now with no threads to go in to. And then I come in, and suddenly I become the new hot topic of this forum. Yes, a new rising troll on the way, finally the forum has revived! well guess what, idiots, there is no more of the "new troll" and this forum will go back to its shitty original self. This just proves that this forum is a piece of shit forum that runs on the ideology of flaming the "trolls". Without the so-called "trolls", this forum is just another failure of a shitty ass boring place. Kaylana, you can make up with some bull shit reasoning to uphold your position here, but the truth is the trolls hold more power than you can ever imagine. May this be a lesson to you all. UGT has failed. This entire board has failed. And without me or any of the trolls that you so detest and want gone, this place will perish. So have fun while you still have the chance. Poison has won. I have won. The TROLLS have won. Billah, freemehul, KoreaWillWin (which was me, btw, and by me, I mean Poison) And you let that happen. Well good job faggots. I had my doubts but you failed the test. and it just took me a week to prove the whole thing. I have won, you have lost. and with these final words, I will leave in victory: FUCK YOU ALL VERY MUCH!
Quiet Sound Member	Tue Mar 03 22:56:14 Wouldn't "unfuck you" make more sense like Carlin said?
Pyro Squirrel Member	Tue Mar 03 22:57:05 Carlin was a rather funny man.
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 22:57:41 Another Poison is leaving UGT thread. Let's just put it with the others.
Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 22:58:00 Dont listen to last message. I am Poison
gir Member	Tue Mar 03 22:59:15 I am a lolcat. *meows!*
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 22:59:35 TPDR
Still Well Member	Tue Mar 03 22:59:46 "This will be the last day for me to post here. " That alone proves its poison.
TiaKatt DB Member	Tue Mar 03 22:59:46 There was no "new troll" to begin with ;) Also, way to stick to form and claim to be leaving again! Anyone keeping count of this?
McKobb Member	Tue Mar 03 23:00:04 What's with all the drama?
TiaKatt DB Member	Tue Mar 03 23:00:05 DAMNIT, Kay proves once again why she's the Ninja =( LoL
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:01:04 Great now Turtle Crawler is going to be really confused lol. I warned you Poison, I warned you a long, long time that this fall was going to hurt all the harder the longer you drew it out. Even gave you a chance to come clean when I told you, straight-forward, that your identity had been revealed. If you want to continue posting in the forums, continue posting here. I think enough people are entertained enough that you wouldn't be kicked out anyway. But, I will never be apologetic for being a total jackass in winning, because I warned you ahead of time what was going to happen.
Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 23:01:06 i confess, i am poison and a member of Jackson 5 guess which one?
Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 23:02:28 I am not poison...NOOOOT!
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:02:36 I'm gathering that this is a long winded post about how bad this forum is. And as bad as it apparently is, he comes back, time and time again. In a couple days there'll be a new forum name we've not seen that's incredibly active. And has poor English skills.
McKobb Member	Tue Mar 03 23:02:45 The one that got pounded in the ass as a kid?
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:03:24 Flow: And I'll recognize that one too lol. The question is, will I be doubted again?
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:03:46 Oh damn that's right, I was going to stop the gloating. Hush Kay.
Celedhel JAC Jedi	Tue Mar 03 23:04:03 I posted once as Jailbait. TC dont get confused!
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:04:53 Pfffft. I spotted Allonons posting as "Colbert", and that was tougher cause it was the first time he'd been here :)
TiaKatt DB Member	Tue Mar 03 23:05:35 To be fair, she caught Poison with Poison's first post, too!! =P And while he was masking his shitty English skillz! ^.^
Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 23:06:19 Actually, I was FSB.
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:06:37 I think I see what has to happen here. Evenflow and I have to join into an elite task force to identify and ridicule all of the terrorists hiding in America.
Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 23:08:00 someone should check their inbox
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:10:15 If you're going to confess, you have to confess everything, as you did in private just now.
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:11:13 Mckobb is a terrorist. Seriously. Who'd willingly live in Alabama?
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:11:58 Evenflow, I definitely owe you an apology. There is good reason for you to be so confused on this identity, if what jailbait is claiming is accurate. It was both Poison and FSB sharing the account.
Still Well Member	Tue Mar 03 23:12:59 How can you be sure its even poison messaging?
Firestorm Phoenix Member	Tue Mar 03 23:13:59 Eh, so you were right, just didnt know about a second conspirator.
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:14:30 I guess I might buy that. FSB is and always has been desperate to appear clever, and/or put something over on people. Swallowing the bait I provide for Poison before Poison can even get a bite kinda sinks that for me. Guy was telling me in 3 different places to delete all Poison that day when I was messing with him.
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:14:36 Can't be, Still Well, and I'm not. But, I know FSB.
Celedhel JAC Jedi	Tue Mar 03 23:15:51 Poison and FSB? Those bastards!
Jailbait Member	Tue Mar 03 23:15:56 FSB will always be one step above you, flowie.
TiaKatt DB Member	Tue Mar 03 23:16:43 That's just 'cuz he's taller. But Flow will remain one step AHEAD. =P
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:19:06 FSB was telling me to give you the delete all, he, like you, were oblivious to the fact that it was entirely impossible. He swallowed as much bait as you did, lol Definitely plausible, but taking anything he says as gospel is silly.
Still Well Member	Tue Mar 03 23:19:51 I wouldn't say entirely impossible. A clever mod could devise their own delete-all.
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:23:33 Even when I'm wrong, I'm half right. This is downright silly.
Kaylana Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:24:52 And you won't even gloat about it, which is just another form of gloating lol
HH Evenflow Moderator	Tue Mar 03 23:27:33 Just not a big gloater I guess. Besides, you can only outsmart Poison so many times before it's completely without merit.
Palem Person.	Tue Mar 03 23:29:35 Jolt Posts: 61725 (10 Total Categories) GT posts: 224308 (3 Total Categories) Clearly this is the failed board
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Mar 03 23:30:00 lmao@thread Sooooo emo.
NightBloom Member	Tue Mar 03 23:34:01 meh. not surprised.
talon121 Member	Wed Mar 04 01:10:50 *KoreaWillWin (which was me, btw, and by me, I mean Poison)* There he just admitted it. And even though I bet FSB was involved, this is clearly poison talking, and it was clearly poison posting the majority of the time in the other closed thread.
HH Daemon Lord Moderator	Wed Mar 04 02:27:41 Even if it was Poison/FSB tag team that proves... What? That you can cooperate with a bad troll to post trash.... Gratz?
TheGrimReaper Member	Wed Mar 04 02:46:45 TPDR. And damn you Flow! Stealing my thing! PS. Hai Poison. Bai Poison. See ya next week.
Mad Doggie Moderator	Wed Mar 04 02:50:49 Jailbait for mod imo.
HH Evenflow Moderator	Wed Mar 04 08:20:50 DL is just trying to sully their victory. What a hater.
Jailbait Member	Wed Mar 04 10:04:05
Jailbait Member	Wed Mar 04 10:04:35 MY PENIS IS HUUUUUUUUUGE!!!!!
chicgeek Member	Wed Mar 04 11:14:26 lol
McKobb Member	Wed Mar 04 11:27:56 Since when does jb have a penises?
PUTZ SDANWMU Member	Wed Mar 04 13:36:45 i have something to confess as well. i am very very bored and am going to shoot some baskets.
Palem Person.	Wed Mar 04 15:07:54 WITH A GUN!?
tumbleweed Member	Wed Mar 04 15:09:17 top the counting thread
Jailbait Member	Wed Mar 04 15:15:54 YOU FUCKRS LOVE POOPY DICK!!!!!!!
Jailbait Member	Wed Mar 04 15:19:42 "BruinAlert:. Emergency at Parking Structure #1, Suspicious Package. Avoid this area. Go to http://www.ucla.edu or tune to AM1630" I'm getting the fuck out of the campus.
Jailbait Member	Wed Mar 04 15:24:32 i've got your suspicious package right here buddy
PUTZ SDANWMU Member	Wed Mar 04 15:31:10 yes, we are certainly suspicious as to whether or not you actually have a package.
tumbleweed Member	Wed Mar 04 15:32:49 "The package is described as box roughly 8 x 11 inches covered in duct tape. It was spotted between two cars on Level B1 of the parking structure." a 2-dimensional box! :O !!!!!!!2
Palem Person.	Wed Mar 04 15:36:12 ROFL! That's awesome
PUTZ SDANWMU Member	Wed Mar 04 15:41:12 also, that box sounds a lot like the bong that i referenced in the article about the guy putting his cat in it. quickly poison! open it! free the feline inside! do it now!
Jailbait Member	Wed Mar 04 17:06:31 I LOVE TO FUCK OLDER MEN
sstrickland Member	Wed Mar 04 17:06:49 that is so hot
Celedhel JAC Jedi	Wed Mar 04 23:34:18 It's a box of paper! OH NOES!
Carly DB Member	Thu Mar 05 00:06:37 "yes, we are certainly suspicious as to whether or not you actually have a package." I really did laugh out loud. <3
nhill Member	Tue Jun 21 11:16:15 ttt
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Jun 21 13:00:06 Kyle Reese: What day is it? The date! ... WHAT YEAR? actually... thanks to that suspicious package tweet this can be dated as Mar 2009
nhill Member	Tue Jun 21 14:29:55 Damn that's a long time ago
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Mon Jun 27 21:16:50 I wondar wut poson is doin now. i imagiene him az a escort 4 older men were he swalows 4 a xtra $5
Cherub Cow Member	Tue Jun 28 15:21:10 Considering the horrific things that Poison brags about, when he fails to make a yearly post I just have to assume that he's awaiting trial for something.
McKobb Member	Tue Jun 28 15:29:44 I am guessing he is working his way up the scientology ladder.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Thu Jun 30 09:34:18 my guess http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMo_HcRBnUY
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