Utopia Talk / General Talk / Sword Dicks - a comic by UGT

Ubes JAC rank	Fri Mar 19 14:00:20 2010 http://sworddicks.at-band-camp.net/ Post your comics, and the magic god of comics will put them on the site. Don't want to draw? Can't draw? Post your ideas and the magic god of idea stealing might put them into comic form.
Zombie Jesus rank	Sat Mar 20 09:19:56 2010 I will rise again!
earthpig rank	Sat Mar 20 11:54:54 2010 ttt
Pyro Squirrel rank	Tue Mar 23 06:39:34 2010 What about Saber Penises? Or Katana Cocks?
Clitoral Hood rank	Tue Mar 23 09:27:10 2010 something about a baby penis w/o balls and balls not dropping should be mentioned.
Atma01 rank	Tue Mar 23 09:43:59 2010 There are three kinds of people in this world. Dicks, pussies, and assholes.
Cthulhu rank	Tue Mar 23 10:32:11 2010 I have no talent at all for this. I was going to make a what if where poisons dad's dick cuts itself off to avoid poison's conception.
McKobb rank	Tue Mar 23 11:14:46 2010 Big P and li'l P ?
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Mar 23 12:34:33 2010 New comic comin' up...
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Mar 23 12:35:51 2010 http://i42.tinypic.com/k3vvdf.jpg
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Mar 23 12:36:48 2010 Once again.. a comic without swords..
McKobb rank	Tue Mar 23 12:46:01 2010 lol That was quick...though you could have a fallen sword lying impotent on the floor.
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Mar 23 13:23:06 2010 True! I may add that.
Still Well rank	Tue Mar 23 13:27:39 2010 I agree
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Mar 23 13:42:16 2010 http://i43.tinypic.com/2iavgc0.jpg
Randy Andy rank	Thu Mar 25 21:27:17 2010 http://i45...qq306/crackybman/houdingi2.jpg
McKobb rank	Fri Mar 26 00:03:30 2010 Now That is a sword dick.
Ubes JAC rank	Mon Apr 05 14:02:42 2010 ttt
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 06 21:36:57 2010 http://i260.photobucket.com/albums/ii29/tumble54321/sd.jpg
Cthulhu rank	Wed Apr 07 03:41:42 2010 8/10
Randy Andy rank	Wed Apr 07 05:14:52 2010 The Amazing Houdingi is easily the best of them all yet it is not on the site. In a comic about anthropomorphic dicks with swords, a sword-swallowing penis should be the top priority.
Still Well rank	Wed Apr 07 05:21:14 2010 heh, apparently I didn't notice it.
tumbleweed rank	Wed Apr 07 05:25:09 2010 Sword-dicks is the #4 google search result for 'utopia general talk'... just above Utopia Kingdoms
Kaylana rank	Sat Apr 10 03:20:50 2010 http://i12...paper/drawings/pussyknives.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Sat Apr 10 03:45:42 2010 hot
Agri rank	Sat Apr 10 16:40:45 2010 lol
TiaKatt DB rank	Mon Apr 12 09:30:43 2010 You people are fucking weird. I LOVE YOU SO MUCH
repel rank	Mon Apr 12 14:56:58 2010 best episode yet!
Palem rank	Mon Apr 12 17:55:29 2010 Why are the dicks ninjas? lol
Clitoral Hood rank	Mon Apr 12 17:56:19 2010 you've never been ninja dicked?
ubes JAC rank	Mon Apr 12 23:57:51 2010 Because ninjas use swords?
kaylana rank	Tue Apr 13 01:42:00 2010 Because Ubes made pirates. I intend on expanding on that later.
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Apr 13 04:48:28 2010 There are many different sword related things that could be done. Samurai dicks. Knight dicks. Jedi dicks.
Clitoral Hood rank	Tue Apr 13 05:35:04 2010 knight dicks, in shining condom armor?
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 13 05:56:10 2010 http://s26...?action=view¤t=sd_yo.jpg
tumbleweed rank	Tue Apr 13 05:56:56 2010 oops, wrong link http://i26...ums/ii29/tumble54321/sd_yo.jpg
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Apr 13 13:59:58 2010 Poor Yoda dick. :(
earthpig rank	Tue Apr 20 20:47:27 2010 i liked the chatroulette one.
Agri rank	Tue Apr 20 20:48:25 2010 I like the one that got online this week. Wait...
Still Well rank	Tue Apr 20 20:56:44 2010 new comic up
Kermit rank	Thu Apr 22 18:17:52 2010 This comic is bad... and you should all feel bad for making it.
Agri rank	Thu Apr 22 19:03:43 2010 I've always thought that a comic about a talking, green frog would be much, much better.
Still Well rank	Fri Apr 23 03:05:00 2010 one that's taken his love of bacon a little too far.
NightBloom rank	Fri Apr 23 05:36:24 2010 http://i86...to_2010_4_23_3_30_6_edited.jpg
Agri rank	Fri Apr 23 08:30:22 2010 Yeah NB, stop beating my dick!
NightBloom rank	Fri Apr 23 12:13:06 2010 keep dreamin darlin. ;)
Agri rank	Fri Apr 23 12:34:52 2010 You mean you won't stop beating my dick? :(
earthpig rank	Sat Apr 24 22:54:27 2010 why does the penis wear eye makeup?
tumbleweed rank	Sat Apr 24 22:56:45 2010 to hide the bruises
McKobb rank	Sat Apr 24 23:28:08 2010 lol
NightBloom rank	Sun Apr 25 00:27:50 2010 He doesn't have makeup! Just lashes! GOOD ONE tw! lol
Clitoral Hood rank	Sun Apr 25 01:45:49 2010 I'm gonna have to make a sworddicks comic with iCarly in it, aren't I?
Still Well rank	Sun Apr 25 03:22:02 2010 In an effort to bring the comic to a new demographic?
Clitoral Hood rank	Sun Apr 25 03:23:48 2010 sworddicks, now for 11 year old girls!
pillz rank	Sun Apr 25 06:44:41 2010 rofl
Clitoral Hood rank	Fri Apr 30 07:27:23 2010 finally, my contribution: http://i25...malvinman/icarlySworddicks.jpg
Ubes JAC rank	Fri Apr 30 21:00:32 2010 It violated Photobucket.
Still Well rank	Sat May 01 00:58:03 2010 lol
Clitoral Hood rank	Sat May 01 05:22:40 2010 it seems to work for me.
Clitoral Hood rank	Sat May 01 05:23:01 2010 touche.
Clitoral Hood rank	Sat May 01 05:26:33 2010 http://i39.tinypic.com/n2e5o2.jpg hopefully that won't get removed.
Filthy Moon Cricket rank	Sat May 01 17:06:47 2010 You've got problems man
Ubes JAC rank	Tue May 18 09:18:34 2010 ttt
tumbleweed rank	Fri May 28 04:11:49 2010 'Unlucky Ante Djindjic, 29, from Zagreb was knocked unconscious when lightning struck his penis during a quick roadside toilet break. "Doctors said the lightning went through my body and because I was wearing rubber boots it earthed itself through my penis."'
repel rank	Fri May 28 13:05:49 2010 shocking
McKobb rank	Fri May 28 13:08:24 2010 And by earthed he meant grounded.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Jun 03 03:56:46 2010 SEATTLE (AP) - Police said a man accidentally shot himself in the testicles at a Lynnwood department store. Police spokeswoman Shannon Sessions said the man was carrying his handgun in his waistband and it accidentally went off about noon Sunday.
Agri rank	Thu Jun 03 13:17:14 2010 Guns don't kill people. Guns kill balls!
Agri rank	Thu Jun 03 13:17:38 2010 Oh btw... Darwin Award?
McKobb rank	Mon Jun 07 10:46:00 2010 I wonder if it was cocked.
tumbleweed rank	Thu Jun 17 22:24:13 2010 great location for penis graffiti: ST. PETERSBURG â?? Radical artists painted a giant protest penis on a drawbridge in central St. Petersburg ahead of an international economic forum, police said Wednesday. Measuring 65 meters long and 27 meters across, the light-colored phallus rises and glistens against the imperial-era capital's elegant skyline when the bridge is drawn up to let ships pass in the twilit northern summer nights. pic @ link http://www...eet-economic-forum/408450.html
Agri rank	Sat Jun 19 13:22:59 2010 lol
Ubes JAC rank	Thu Jul 08 10:03:45 2010 ttt
HH Bladez rank	Thu Jul 08 13:41:49 2010 I found this offensive because it sucked so hard. God.
Asshole UPer rank	Sun Jul 11 07:26:01 2010 8=D 8==D 8===D 8====D 8=====D 8======D
Atma01 rank	Sun Jul 11 07:32:57 2010 That was post #69 too. Well done.
TiaKatt DB rank	Wed Jul 21 04:54:04 2010 So I spent a few hours next door today. The place is empty. I was cleaning it for Shane's grandmother who owns it and needs it clean for the next renter. I was cleaning a shitload of crayon off of the wall of the shower, when I looked up. What the.... Damn near out of my reach was a veiny, ejaculating penis and hairy balls - lovingly rendered in bright red crayon. I should have come home and grabbed my camera. The previous tenant? She had 2 very small children. No teenagers. Neither of those little midgets drew that thing up there. But she did get evicted for not paying her rent for like 3 fucking months. I thought putting her "fuck you" message to Shane's grandmother in crayon near the work of her two little sprogs was a nice touch. If I weren't being paid for cleaning that I'd have been tempted to give it a sword....
Clitoral Hood rank	Wed Jul 21 08:19:31 2010 FUCK YOU TIA! you should have given it a sword, taken a picture, then cleaned it off. you literally would have been paid to create sworddicks.
TiaKatt DB rank	Thu Jul 22 00:08:02 2010 Heeee
earthpig rank	Fri Jul 23 00:08:49 2010 i don't get the comic with the bloody dicks.
Ubes JAC rank	Fri Jul 23 08:23:38 2010 I think its a pedo joke.
Palem rank	Sun Aug 08 04:34:36 2010 I WANT NEW ONES!
Still Well rank	Sun Aug 08 18:48:50 2010 make some
Palem rank	Sun Aug 08 20:20:39 2010 but my penises look like sick vaginas =[
Tragically Hip rank	Mon Sep 06 22:27:58 2010 Stop modelling them on yer own penis.
Palem rank	Tue Sep 07 03:56:00 2010 Should I model them after yours?
Tragically Hip rank	Tue Sep 07 04:23:57 2010 Sure, but it'll cost ya.
Palem rank	Tue Sep 07 04:42:11 2010 Can I pay you in gum?
Ubes JAC rank	Tue Sep 07 11:41:56 2010 I'm gonna make a new one because I don't want it to end with Hood's shitty one.
Still Well rank	Tue Sep 07 14:05:48 2010 lulz
Agri rank	Thu Dec 02 22:53:58 2010 ttt
Milton Bradley rank	Sun Dec 05 10:09:20 2010 I would like 1 diet agricola, please.
Agri rank	Mon Dec 13 21:00:59 2010 No.
Cthulhu rank	Wed Dec 15 07:06:05 2010 Nuka Cola > All
Palem rank	Wed Dec 15 16:17:04 2010 It's true. If you drink it, you get money!
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Palem rank	Thu Jan 20 18:40:37 2011 I just wanted to top sword dicks.
Still Well rank	Thu Jan 20 19:39:54 2011 nothing can top sword dicks zing
Palem rank	Thu Jan 20 19:46:52 2011 *golf claps & nods in agreement*
Ubes JAC rank	Sat Mar 12 19:45:53 2011 omgzlolz top
Ubes JAC rank	Sat Mar 12 20:28:02 2011 <-- has a sword dicks comic drawn out
chuck rank	Wed Mar 16 07:44:16 2011 iz funny cuz da dicks also hav da swords
Palem rank	Thu Mar 17 22:14:32 2011 yes, that is why it's funny.
Still Well rank	Thu Mar 17 23:41:21 2011 I dont understand how a comic could be drawn out on saturday and yet hasn't been posted.
tumbleweed rank	Fri Mar 18 00:36:18 2011 a new one! http://i26...ms/ii29/tumble54321/sd_aha.jpg
Ubes JAC rank	Sun Mar 27 10:31:13 2011 Because I don't draw them on my computer.
Ubes JAC rank	Sun Mar 27 12:18:23 2011 Here. http://img825.imageshack.us/i/29985894.jpg/
Ubes JAC rank	Sun Mar 27 21:02:29 2011 Top toppity top top top.
Ubes rank	Sat Sep 01 07:06:34 2012 You bastards...
Still Well rank	Tue Sep 04 15:43:32 2012 OMG, I'm adding all the new comics now...
Atma01 rank	Tue Sep 04 16:10:51 2012 BACON!
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