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Hot Rod
Member | Tue Dec 28 08:56:37 All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. ~ Gordie Howe |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Dec 29 07:45:48 Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. ~ John Leonard |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Dec 30 00:41:49 Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. ~ Mike Singletary |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Dec 30 20:54:24 Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. ~ Satchel Paige |
Palem
Person. | Thu Dec 30 21:50:15 two in one day is fail. |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Dec 30 21:52:57 I'm going to bed early, sorry if I offended. |
Milton Bradley
Member | Thu Dec 30 21:55:04 20:54:24 8pm bedtime? |
Madc0w
Member | Fri Dec 31 11:27:11 9 pm. The forum uses Pacific Standard Time, and Hot Rod is Mountain Standard Time. |
Pissflaps McGee
Member | Fri Dec 31 11:53:11 wrong and wrong |
Sam Adams
Member | Fri Dec 31 12:02:39 madcow fail lol |
Madc0w
Member | Fri Dec 31 13:00:36 To be fair, it's the first time I've been wrong all year. |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Dec 31 14:08:37 Just to correct another lie. The forum uses Central Daylight Savings Time, and Hot Rod uses Central Daylight Savings Time. And dumb ass MB can't even tell time. I posted I was going to bed at 9:52:57 PM not 8 PM as he posted. I am not sure he can get any stupider, but every time I think that he proves me wrong. Anyone have any goo Sports Quotes? |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Dec 31 14:09:28 *-good |
Pissflaps McGee
Member | Fri Dec 31 14:27:24 "The forum uses Central Daylight Savings Time, and Hot Rod uses Central Daylight Savings Time." wrong and wrong |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Dec 31 16:09:05 I know it is Central Standard Time because it is winter, but it is generally referred to as Central Daylight Savings Time because it adjusts during the summer months. |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Dec 31 16:12:06 But technically you are correct, it is also referred to as Central Time. |
Renzo Marquez
Member | Fri Dec 31 16:12:33 "Stretching Lil Davey's asshole should be an Olympic sport." -Hot Rod |
Lil David
Member | Fri Dec 31 16:46:20 PlEaSe DoNt GiVe HiM IdEaS He MiGhT InViTe HiS PeDoPhIlE PrOtEgEs ArOuNd(WhO He Is TrAiNiNg FoR WhEn The WoRlD Is FrEe Of HiM So ThEy CaN TrY AnD TaKe His PlAcE As ThE ScOuRgE Of ThE EaRtH) AnD MaKe A CoMpEtItIoN OuT Of It |
milton bradley
Member | Sat Jan 01 05:12:01 I like to insert large, sharp objects into Lil Davey raw, bleeding anus until he screams. Then I force his eyelids wide open and glaze his eyeballs. After that, i wipe my cock in his hair and beat the living shit out of him - Hot Rod |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Jan 01 07:06:57 Bulls do not win bull fights. People do. ~ Norman Ralph Augustine |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Jan 02 08:18:01 Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. ~ Yogi Berra (Good thing I have thick skin.) :) |
milton bradley
Member | Sun Jan 02 08:37:46 I will tell lies about the democrats-hotturd |
milton bradley
Member | Mon Jan 03 05:59:53 "After that, i wipe my cock in his hair" Now that is just out of line Hot Rod. At least show him basic respect after raping and molesting him. |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Jan 03 07:08:32 Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Jan 04 07:20:47 Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~ Tiger Woods |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Jan 05 21:22:05 Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. ~ Vince Lombardi |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Jan 06 06:41:10 Yesterday is a canceled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. ~ Hank Stram |
Milton Bradley
Member | Thu Jan 06 07:47:12 hot rod, look at the responses here. Its plain to see nobody is interested in your fucking quote threads. Why dont you save this ego-tripping for your blog instead of wasting space at UP. |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Jan 06 08:01:26 You certainly have the right to not open this thread. |
Milton Bradley
Member | Thu Jan 06 08:24:36 It doesnt waste space on UP any less if nobody opens them, dumbass. |
Palem
Person. | Thu Jan 06 17:15:42 It's not wasting space in UP. This is sports. |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Jan 07 05:06:05 I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result. ~ Michael Jordan |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Jan 08 05:52:54 If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. ~ George Brett |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Jan 08 05:53:36 *-your |
milton bradley
Member | Sun Jan 09 04:13:38 Hot Rod licks his dead mothers rotting cunt which is full of maggots. ~ The milkman who joined in |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Jan 09 07:31:19 If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. ~ Paul Bryant |
Renzo Marquez
Member | Sun Jan 09 13:28:50 Hot Rod is a pedophile. ~Joe Montana |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Jan 10 07:02:35 Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second. ~ William James |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Jan 11 05:02:49 Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~ James Patrick Murray |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Jan 12 07:28:45 Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. ~ Ambrose Bierce |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Jan 13 06:24:47 I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. ~ Michael Jordan |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Jan 15 07:02:11 Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. ~ Yogi Berra |
milton bradley
Member | Sun Jan 16 03:27:22 great thread. you can just see how everyone is participating |
Hot Nigger Rod
Member | Sun Jan 16 06:32:33 "*FUCK* the kenya *NIGGER* who does he think he? He is not even American" ~Hot Rod |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Jan 16 14:14:43 As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. ~ Ben Hogan |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Jan 17 07:48:12 Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. ~ Joe Garagiola |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Jan 18 03:26:50 Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. ~ Muhammad Ali |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Jan 19 07:45:50 Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~ Erma Bombeck |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Jan 20 04:42:36 Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart, and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks. ~ Joe Paterno |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Jan 21 04:01:11 I've never predicted anything. All I have ever said is, that we will do the very best we can. ~ Bobby Knight |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Jan 22 09:43:32 A life of frustration is inevitable for any coach whose main enjoyment is winning. ~ Chuck Noll |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Jan 23 01:53:04 How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win. ~ Bum Phillips |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Jan 24 03:34:20 I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? ~ Yogi Berra |
carbonated water
Member | Mon Jan 24 10:38:27 Green Bay is teh win!!!! Madc0w Member Sun Oct 10 15:46:22 Oh, just kidding, it's actually the Redskins. Milton Bradley Member Sun Oct 10 19:05:30 fail licker Sports Mod Sun Oct 10 23:59:10 CW slashed his wrists yet? |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Jan 25 03:39:50 My entire life has been spent thinking about this game. That's pretty narrow... I don't view myself as a person who's well-versed in very many subjects. I'm not proud of that. ~ Bill Parcells |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Jan 26 06:03:53 I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena. ~ Charles Barkley |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Jan 27 05:37:18 A coach's greatest asset is his sense of responsibility - the reliance placed on him by his players. ~ Knute Rockne |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Jan 28 03:42:00 Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. ~ Satchel Paige |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Jan 29 03:28:13 I don't know any other way to lead but by example. ~ Don Shula |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Jan 31 08:22:40 Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on. ~ Peter Ueberroth |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Feb 01 04:21:49 I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. ~ Vince Lombardi (This one brought a tear to my eye.) |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Feb 02 04:29:37 Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game. ~ George Halas |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Feb 03 03:11:43 I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Feb 04 04:16:33 Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. ~ Barry Switzer |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Feb 05 06:18:02 Jim Crow was king... and I heard a game in which Jackie Robinson was playing, and I felt pride in being alive. ~ Lou Brock |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Feb 06 02:36:45 Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've ever done before. ~ Bonnie Blair |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Feb 07 06:27:35 I could have coached better. ~ Dan Devine |
gravitas
Member | Tue Feb 08 03:10:01 "Its a great day to be great" -Greg Jennings |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Feb 08 08:03:29 A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. ~ John Wooden |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Feb 09 06:24:21 If you can accept losing, you can't win. ~ Vince Lombardi |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Feb 10 06:55:29 If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score? ~ Vince Lombardi |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Feb 11 05:19:02 A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. ~ Jesse Owens |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Feb 12 06:21:42 Success - it's what you do with what you've got. ~ Woody Hayes |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Feb 13 06:23:42 A baseball manager is a necessary evil. ~ Sparky Anderson |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Feb 14 05:36:21 If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. ~ Dean Martin |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Feb 16 08:00:21 I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early. ~ Max Baer |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Feb 17 07:26:24 Guessing what the pitcher is going to throw is eighty percent of being a successful hitter. The other twenty percent is just execution. ~ Hank Aaron |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Feb 18 10:12:22 I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't move and you can't take a deep breath. You start to hit the ball about a yard wide, instead of inches. ~ Arthur Ashe |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Feb 19 06:39:33 But as coaches, we need to get a little more fire and passion and be more demanding that our guys get the job done. I think players will respond to that, and we'll see. ~ Steve Spurrier |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Feb 20 06:46:29 I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading. ~ Boris Becker |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Feb 21 08:48:28 Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. ~ Duffy Daugherty |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Feb 22 06:00:10 A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. ~ Wayne Gretzky |
Paramount
Member | Tue Feb 22 06:26:55 "I love to play with balls" - Licker |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Feb 23 06:54:00 Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game. ~ George Halas |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Feb 24 07:05:39 The key to winning is poise under stress. ~ Paul Brown |
Madc0w
Member | Thu Feb 24 21:45:24 Feeling lonely? |
Hot Rod
Member | Fri Feb 25 05:46:26 When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. ~ Marv Levy |
Hot Rod
Member | Sat Feb 26 07:41:00 I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children. ~ Mike Tyson |
Hot Rod
Member | Sun Feb 27 07:37:34 Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great? ~ Jimmy Johnson |
Hot Rod
Member | Mon Feb 28 07:25:37 Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable. ~ Tom Landry |
Hot Rod
Member | Tue Mar 01 09:08:39 The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them. ~ Hank Aaron |
Hot Rod
Member | Wed Mar 02 08:55:22 A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops. ~ Johnny Bench |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Mar 03 06:55:05 We've got guys who aren't wrapping guys up... No matter how hard you hit them, you've still got to wrap them up. ~ Tony Dungy |
NeverWoods
Member | Thu Mar 17 16:56:15 Someone should just give up - UP. |
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