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Hot Rod rank	Tue Dec 28 16:56:37 2010 All hockey players are bilingual. They know English and profanity. ~ Gordie Howe
Hot Rod rank	Wed Dec 29 15:45:48 2010 Baseball happens to be a game of cumulative tension but football, basketball and hockey are played with hand grenades and machine guns. ~ John Leonard
Hot Rod rank	Thu Dec 30 08:41:49 2010 Do you know what my favorite part of the game is? The opportunity to play. ~ Mike Singletary
Hot Rod rank	Fri Dec 31 04:54:24 2010 Don't look back. Something might be gaining on you. ~ Satchel Paige
Palem rank	Fri Dec 31 05:50:15 2010 two in one day is fail.
Hot Rod rank	Fri Dec 31 05:52:57 2010 I'm going to bed early, sorry if I offended.
Milton Bradley rank	Fri Dec 31 05:55:04 2010 20:54:24 8pm bedtime?
Madc0w rank	Fri Dec 31 19:27:11 2010 9 pm. The forum uses Pacific Standard Time, and Hot Rod is Mountain Standard Time.
Pissflaps McGee rank	Fri Dec 31 19:53:11 2010 wrong and wrong
Sam Adams rank	Fri Dec 31 20:02:39 2010 madcow fail lol
Madc0w rank	Fri Dec 31 21:00:36 2010 To be fair, it's the first time I've been wrong all year.
Hot Rod rank	Fri Dec 31 22:08:37 2010 Just to correct another lie. The forum uses Central Daylight Savings Time, and Hot Rod uses Central Daylight Savings Time. And dumb ass MB can't even tell time. I posted I was going to bed at 9:52:57 PM not 8 PM as he posted. I am not sure he can get any stupider, but every time I think that he proves me wrong. Anyone have any goo Sports Quotes?
Hot Rod rank	Fri Dec 31 22:09:28 2010 *-good
Pissflaps McGee rank	Fri Dec 31 22:27:24 2010 "The forum uses Central Daylight Savings Time, and Hot Rod uses Central Daylight Savings Time." wrong and wrong
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 01 00:09:05 2011 I know it is Central Standard Time because it is winter, but it is generally referred to as Central Daylight Savings Time because it adjusts during the summer months.
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 01 00:12:06 2011 But technically you are correct, it is also referred to as Central Time.
Renzo Marquez rank	Sat Jan 01 00:12:33 2011 "Stretching Lil Davey's asshole should be an Olympic sport." -Hot Rod
Lil David rank	Sat Jan 01 00:46:20 2011 PlEaSe DoNt GiVe HiM IdEaS He MiGhT InViTe HiS PeDoPhIlE PrOtEgEs ArOuNd(WhO He Is TrAiNiNg FoR WhEn The WoRlD Is FrEe Of HiM So ThEy CaN TrY AnD TaKe His PlAcE As ThE ScOuRgE Of ThE EaRtH) AnD MaKe A CoMpEtItIoN OuT Of It
milton bradley rank	Sat Jan 01 13:12:01 2011 I like to insert large, sharp objects into Lil Davey raw, bleeding anus until he screams. Then I force his eyelids wide open and glaze his eyeballs. After that, i wipe my cock in his hair and beat the living shit out of him - Hot Rod
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 01 15:06:57 2011 Bulls do not win bull fights. People do. ~ Norman Ralph Augustine
Hot Rod rank	Sun Jan 02 16:18:01 2011 Half the lies they tell about me aren't true. ~ Yogi Berra (Good thing I have thick skin.) :)
milton bradley rank	Sun Jan 02 16:37:46 2011 I will tell lies about the democrats-hotturd
milton bradley rank	Mon Jan 03 13:59:53 2011 "After that, i wipe my cock in his hair" Now that is just out of line Hot Rod. At least show him basic respect after raping and molesting him.
Hot Rod rank	Mon Jan 03 15:08:32 2011 Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can keep the clubs and the fresh air. ~ Jack Benny
Hot Rod rank	Tue Jan 04 15:20:47 2011 Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps. ~ Tiger Woods
Hot Rod rank	Thu Jan 06 05:22:05 2011 Winning isn't everything, it's the only thing. ~ Vince Lombardi
Hot Rod rank	Thu Jan 06 14:41:10 2011 Yesterday is a canceled check. Today is cash on the line. Tomorrow is a promissory note. ~ Hank Stram
Milton Bradley rank	Thu Jan 06 15:47:12 2011 hot rod, look at the responses here. Its plain to see nobody is interested in your fucking quote threads. Why dont you save this ego-tripping for your blog instead of wasting space at UP.
Hot Rod rank	Thu Jan 06 16:01:26 2011 You certainly have the right to not open this thread.
Milton Bradley rank	Thu Jan 06 16:24:36 2011 It doesnt waste space on UP any less if nobody opens them, dumbass.
Palem rank	Fri Jan 07 01:15:42 2011 It's not wasting space in UP. This is sports.
Hot Rod rank	Fri Jan 07 13:06:05 2011 I never looked at the consequences of missing a big shot... when you think about the consequences you always think of a negative result. ~ Michael Jordan
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 08 13:52:54 2011 If a tie is like kissing your sister, losing is like kissing you grandmother with her teeth out. ~ George Brett
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 08 13:53:36 2011 *-your
milton bradley rank	Sun Jan 09 12:13:38 2011 Hot Rod licks his dead mothers rotting cunt which is full of maggots. ~ The milkman who joined in
Hot Rod rank	Sun Jan 09 15:31:19 2011 If anything goes bad, I did it. If anything goes semi-good, we did it. If anything goes really good, then you did it. That's all it takes to get people to win football games for you. ~ Paul Bryant
Renzo Marquez rank	Sun Jan 09 21:28:50 2011 Hot Rod is a pedophile. ~Joe Montana
Hot Rod rank	Mon Jan 10 15:02:35 2011 Most people never run far enough on their first wind to find out they've got a second. ~ William James
Hot Rod rank	Tue Jan 11 13:02:49 2011 Baseball is a game where a curve is an optical illusion, a screwball can be a pitch or a person, stealing is legal and you can spit anywhere you like except in the umpire's eye or on the ball. ~ James Patrick Murray
Hot Rod rank	Wed Jan 12 15:28:45 2011 Academe, n.: An ancient school where morality and philosophy were taught. Academy, n.: A modern school where football is taught. ~ Ambrose Bierce
Hot Rod rank	Thu Jan 13 14:24:47 2011 I've failed over and over and over again in my life and that is why I succeed. ~ Michael Jordan
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 15 15:02:11 2011 Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to yours. ~ Yogi Berra
milton bradley rank	Sun Jan 16 11:27:22 2011 great thread. you can just see how everyone is participating
Hot Nigger Rod rank	Sun Jan 16 14:32:33 2011 "*FUCK* the kenya *NIGGER* who does he think he? He is not even American" ~Hot Rod
Hot Rod rank	Sun Jan 16 22:14:43 2011 As you walk down the fairway of life you must smell the roses, for you only get to play one round. ~ Ben Hogan
Hot Rod rank	Mon Jan 17 15:48:12 2011 Baseball is drama with an endless run and an ever-changing cast. ~ Joe Garagiola
Hot Rod rank	Tue Jan 18 11:26:50 2011 Frazier is so ugly that he should donate his face to the US Bureau of Wild Life. ~ Muhammad Ali
Hot Rod rank	Wed Jan 19 15:45:50 2011 Thanksgiving dinners take eighteen hours to prepare. They are consumed in twelve minutes. Half-times take twelve minutes. This is not coincidence. ~ Erma Bombeck
Hot Rod rank	Thu Jan 20 12:42:36 2011 Besides pride, loyalty, discipline, heart, and mind, confidence is the key to all the locks. ~ Joe Paterno
Hot Rod rank	Fri Jan 21 12:01:11 2011 I've never predicted anything. All I have ever said is, that we will do the very best we can. ~ Bobby Knight
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 22 17:43:32 2011 A life of frustration is inevitable for any coach whose main enjoyment is winning. ~ Chuck Noll
Hot Rod rank	Sun Jan 23 09:53:04 2011 How do you win? By getting average players to play good and good players to play great. That's how you win. ~ Bum Phillips
Hot Rod rank	Mon Jan 24 11:34:20 2011 I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if it keeps up, I change bats. After all, if I know it isn't my fault that I'm not hitting, how can I get mad at myself? ~ Yogi Berra
carbonated water rank	Mon Jan 24 18:38:27 2011 Green Bay is teh win!!!! Madc0w Member Sun Oct 10 15:46:22 Oh, just kidding, it's actually the Redskins. Milton Bradley Member Sun Oct 10 19:05:30 fail licker Sports Mod Sun Oct 10 23:59:10 CW slashed his wrists yet?
Hot Rod rank	Tue Jan 25 11:39:50 2011 My entire life has been spent thinking about this game. That's pretty narrow... I don't view myself as a person who's well-versed in very many subjects. I'm not proud of that. ~ Bill Parcells
Hot Rod rank	Wed Jan 26 14:03:53 2011 I know I'm never as good or bad as one single performance. I've never believed in my critics or my worshippers, and I've always been able to leave the game at the arena. ~ Charles Barkley
Hot Rod rank	Thu Jan 27 13:37:18 2011 A coach's greatest asset is his sense of responsibility - the reliance placed on him by his players. ~ Knute Rockne
Hot Rod rank	Fri Jan 28 11:42:00 2011 Ain't no man can avoid being born average, but there ain't no man got to be common. ~ Satchel Paige
Hot Rod rank	Sat Jan 29 11:28:13 2011 I don't know any other way to lead but by example. ~ Don Shula
Hot Rod rank	Mon Jan 31 16:22:40 2011 Baseball is a public trust. Players turn over, owners turn over and certain commissioners turn over. But baseball goes on. ~ Peter Ueberroth
Hot Rod rank	Tue Feb 01 12:21:49 2011 I firmly believe that any man's finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that he holds dear, is that moment when he has worked his heart out in a good cause and lies exhausted on the field of battle - victorious. ~ Vince Lombardi (This one brought a tear to my eye.)
Hot Rod rank	Wed Feb 02 12:29:37 2011 Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game. ~ George Halas
Hot Rod rank	Thu Feb 03 11:11:43 2011 I regard golf as an expensive way of playing marbles. ~ Gilbert K. Chesterton
Hot Rod rank	Fri Feb 04 12:16:33 2011 Some people are born on third base and go through life thinking they hit a triple. ~ Barry Switzer
Hot Rod rank	Sat Feb 05 14:18:02 2011 Jim Crow was king... and I heard a game in which Jackie Robinson was playing, and I felt pride in being alive. ~ Lou Brock
Hot Rod rank	Sun Feb 06 10:36:45 2011 Winning doesn't always mean being first. Winning means you're doing better than you've ever done before. ~ Bonnie Blair
Hot Rod rank	Mon Feb 07 14:27:35 2011 I could have coached better. ~ Dan Devine
gravitas rank	Tue Feb 08 11:10:01 2011 "Its a great day to be great" -Greg Jennings
Hot Rod rank	Tue Feb 08 16:03:29 2011 A coach is someone who can give correction without causing resentment. ~ John Wooden
Hot Rod rank	Wed Feb 09 14:24:21 2011 If you can accept losing, you can't win. ~ Vince Lombardi
Hot Rod rank	Thu Feb 10 14:55:29 2011 If it doesn't matter who wins or loses, then why do they keep score? ~ Vince Lombardi
Hot Rod rank	Fri Feb 11 13:19:02 2011 A lifetime of training for just ten seconds. ~ Jesse Owens
Hot Rod rank	Sat Feb 12 14:21:42 2011 Success - it's what you do with what you've got. ~ Woody Hayes
Hot Rod rank	Sun Feb 13 14:23:42 2011 A baseball manager is a necessary evil. ~ Sparky Anderson
Hot Rod rank	Mon Feb 14 13:36:21 2011 If you drink don't drive. Don't even putt. ~ Dean Martin
Hot Rod rank	Wed Feb 16 16:00:21 2011 I define fear as standing across the ring from Joe Louis and knowing he wants to go home early. ~ Max Baer
Hot Rod rank	Thu Feb 17 15:26:24 2011 Guessing what the pitcher is going to throw is eighty percent of being a successful hitter. The other twenty percent is just execution. ~ Hank Aaron
Hot Rod rank	Fri Feb 18 18:12:22 2011 I don't care who you are, you're going to choke in certain matches. You get to a point where your legs don't move and you can't take a deep breath. You start to hit the ball about a yard wide, instead of inches. ~ Arthur Ashe
Hot Rod rank	Sat Feb 19 14:39:33 2011 But as coaches, we need to get a little more fire and passion and be more demanding that our guys get the job done. I think players will respond to that, and we'll see. ~ Steve Spurrier
Hot Rod rank	Sun Feb 20 14:46:29 2011 I go to my favourite tournament, I talk about my favourite sport and it's just a great month of parading. ~ Boris Becker
Hot Rod rank	Mon Feb 21 16:48:28 2011 Football isn't a contact sport, it's a collision sport. Dancing is a contact sport. ~ Duffy Daugherty
Hot Rod rank	Tue Feb 22 14:00:10 2011 A good hockey player plays where the puck is. A great hockey player plays where the puck is going to be. ~ Wayne Gretzky
Paramount rank	Tue Feb 22 14:26:55 2011 "I love to play with balls" - Licker
Hot Rod rank	Wed Feb 23 14:54:00 2011 Don't do anything in practice that you wouldn't do in the game. ~ George Halas
Hot Rod rank	Thu Feb 24 15:05:39 2011 The key to winning is poise under stress. ~ Paul Brown
Madc0w rank	Fri Feb 25 05:45:24 2011 Feeling lonely?
Hot Rod rank	Fri Feb 25 13:46:26 2011 When I was twelve, I went hunting with my father and we shot a bird. He was laying there and something struck me. Why do we call this fun to kill this creature who was as happy as I was when I woke up this morning. ~ Marv Levy
Hot Rod rank	Sat Feb 26 15:41:00 2011 I want to rip out his heart and feed it to Lennox Lewis. I want to kill people. I want to rip their stomachs out and eat their children. ~ Mike Tyson
Hot Rod rank	Sun Feb 27 15:37:34 2011 Do you want to be safe and good, or do you want to take a chance and be great? ~ Jimmy Johnson
Hot Rod rank	Mon Feb 28 15:25:37 2011 Football is an incredible game. Sometimes it's so incredible, it's unbelievable. ~ Tom Landry
Hot Rod rank	Tue Mar 01 17:08:39 2011 The triple is the most exciting play in baseball. Home runs win a lot of games, but I never understood why fans are so obsessed with them. ~ Hank Aaron
Hot Rod rank	Wed Mar 02 16:55:22 2011 A catcher and his body are like the outlaw and his horse. He's got to ride that nag till it drops. ~ Johnny Bench
Hot Rod rank	Thu Mar 03 14:55:05 2011 We've got guys who aren't wrapping guys up... No matter how hard you hit them, you've still got to wrap them up. ~ Tony Dungy
NeverWoods rank	Thu Mar 17 23:56:15 2011 Someone should just give up - UP.
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