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murder
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Tue Jun 30 22:52:13
The jerguls advance to the round of 16.

Congrats! :o)

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tumbleweed
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Tue Jun 30 23:22:08
the event is just not the same without Paul
murder
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Wed Jul 01 00:05:13

Paul???

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murder
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Wed Jul 01 00:06:02

btw the bastards are currently up 1-0 over the mountmes. :oP

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williamthebastard
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Wed Jul 01 00:57:30
Fra humiliated Swe and Mbappe will be wrestling the golden cup from trumps reluctant small hands at the end of the tournament. The End.
williamthebastard
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Wed Jul 01 01:00:37
Which could get interesting since Mbappe has previously said “Supporting Trump is supporting hate — I can't participate in that.”
tumbleweed
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Wed Jul 01 02:07:08
Paul the Octopus, legendary seer of the 2010 World Cup
Rugian
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Wed Jul 01 02:27:51
"Mbappe"

Ah, a classic French name if ever there was one.
murder
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Wed Jul 01 04:30:51

"Ah, a classic French name if ever there was one."

Colonialism makes it French. The French came to them.

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Paramount
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Wed Jul 01 07:28:23
Sweden’s football team just isn’t as good as the big nations teams are. We may need to import more africans if we want to win.
Sam Adams
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Wed Jul 01 07:52:28
Import more african rapists and play more gayball. No wonder libs love this sport.
murder
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Wed Jul 01 20:10:08

The Sebs advance to the round of 16!

murder
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Wed Jul 01 20:10:35

The Daemons didn't make it, but we don't have to talk about that.

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murder
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Wed Jul 01 20:11:50

Also advancing ... the Pillzs.

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murder
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Wed Jul 01 20:13:20

"The Sebs advance to the round of 16!"

The Sebs will face off against the Obaminateds in the next round.

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murder
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Wed Jul 01 20:14:39

"Sweden’s football team just isn’t as good as the big nations teams are. We may need to import more africans if we want to win."

You can adopt the team from Paragay and get your revenge on the bastards in the next round. :oP

murder
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Thu Jul 02 04:43:39

The Sams win 2-0 to advance to the round of 16.

Congratulations Sams! :o)

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Sam Adams
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Thu Jul 02 05:30:28
Godamnit murder!!
tumbleweed
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Thu Jul 02 06:33:08
Germany gave us the Paul miracles, but as they're out, let's go Norway! they should be most awkward for Trump to present a trophy to given he crazily hates the whole country for not getting awarded a peace prize (only coercing the medal out of a woman)

(also, we'll see if the FIFA cuck prepares a 2nd trophy for Trump, like a toddler getting a gift on his brother's birthday so doesn't feel left out)
Forwyn
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Thu Jul 02 07:39:30
Looooool the frontrunner cracking in 32 and the 250th advancing. It is truly a sign (perhaps of the end of times)
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