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TheChildren
rank | Thu Mar 19 18:03:54 https://ww...nces-us-israeli-actions-macron EN SHALLAH! ROFL they just keep droppin like flies 6-7 fattie amies, now da "superior" "STEALHTY WINK WINK" fattie 35 has dropped anotha 100 mill useless toy butbuyut "da air defenses dunt work" sure sure lol |
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Average Ameriacn
rank | Thu Mar 19 18:09:04 "The aircraft landed safely, and the pilot is in stable condition" NUFF SIAD! |
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williamthebastard
rank | Thu Mar 19 18:11:05 When someone portraying a parody of dumb americans answers the exact same way as csam adams, you have to chuckle |
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TheChildren
rank | Thu Mar 19 18:12:25 yaaa like jamie lanister who uses his left hand https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gBb15PQn-gQ ROFL in da next 50 years, peoples gonna be talkin bout fattie 35 4 SURE!! 4 SURE!!! just not in da way u think BUHHAHHAHAAA |
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TheChildren
rank | Thu Mar 19 18:26:11 holeeey shittt readin da comments on dat site, some posters posted telegram vid of da attack fattie 35 is officially USELESS complete lock on and bullzeye yeaaa they can see u buutbuuutbuut ma staaaealth lol |
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murder
rank | Thu Mar 19 18:57:53 "... and the pilot is in stable condition" People that are fine are usually not described as "in stable condition". It sounds like the pilot was wounded somehow. - |
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TheChildren
rank | Thu Mar 19 19:01:58 if u see da video on telegram...u know they didnt see...they fuckin see dude. like glowin ball and all locked and bullzeye, nottin u can do. even scarier is how u dunt even know wut hit u. |
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Allahuakbar
rank | Fri Mar 20 21:28:24 https://ww...F-35-signals-collapse-of-order Iranian Parliament Speaker Mohammad Baqer Qalibaf, has hailed the historic striking of an American F-35 stealth fighter by Iranian forces, declaring that the destruction of this symbol of US arrogance marks the collapse of the Western-led world order. In a Friday post on his X account, Qalibaf emphasized that the jet represented the core of Washington's delusions of military supremacy. "The F-35 was not just a fighter jet, it was a monument to the invincibility and arrogance of the American military; a theological symbol, claimed to be invisible to any eye and superior to all power," he wrote before citing a Qur'anic verse: "however, 'the Hand of Allah is above their hands'." (Holy Qur'an, 10:48) The Islamic Revolution Guards Corps (IRGC) confirmed that its advanced, modern air defense systems successfully neutralized the fifth-generation stealth aircraft over central Iran’s airspace at 2:50 a.m. local time on Thursday. The Parliament Speaker noted that the myth of American stealth technology has been shattered. "This symbol was struck down for the first time in the world; 'and you did not throw when you threw, rather, it was Allah who threw,' (Holy Qur'an, 8:17)" he wrote. "This was the moment an entire order collapsed," Qalibaf added. While the IRGC noted the likelihood of a total crash is very high, even Western media outlets have been forced to acknowledge the blow. CNN cited sources confirming the F-35 was forced into an emergency landing at a US base in West Asia after being scorched by Iranian fire. Capt. Tim Hawkins, a spokesperson for US Central Command, was left with no choice but to confirm that the $100 million jet was on a combat mission over Iran when it was intercepted. This historic targeting comes amid the ongoing Israeli-American terrorist aggression against the Islamic Republic, which was ignited by the unprovoked and cowardly assassination of the late Leader of the Islamic Revolution, Ayatollah Seyyed Ali Khamenei on February 28. |
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Hrothgar
rank | Sat Mar 21 01:22:34 You guys know that hundreds of those have been built right? And that they are still making more of them? |
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kargen
rank | Sat Mar 21 01:59:29 yeah this is the 'even a blind squirrel finds a nut' scenario. Keep randomly shooting shit in the air and eventually you hit something. Basically they made a jet come home early. Kuwait has had better luck shooting down US jets and they did it by accident. |
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Pillz
rank | Sat Mar 21 02:37:27 Hrothgar is the kind of guy who would sue for false statements about you sleeping with his wife, and then while on the stand testify that he doesn't know if it's false or not. Lol |
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murder
rank | Sat Mar 21 03:04:07 "Kuwait has had better luck shooting down US jets and they did it by accident." You actually believe some guy shot down 3 fighter jets by accident? - |
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kargen
rank | Sat Mar 21 05:21:46 No he shot them down on purpose but not realizing they were American thus the accident part. Either way still a better record than Iran. |
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murder
rank | Sat Mar 21 05:26:46 There's no chance that was an accident. - |
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Habebe
rank | Sat Mar 21 05:44:01 1 f-35 being shot down does not the end of western lead world order make. I mean, lets forget its the YS and Iran and call them country X and Y. Now compare damages. |
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jergul
rank | Sat Mar 21 06:42:24 Kargen Almost certainly not so friendly fire. You just killed a importan religious figure and 40% of Kuwait is Shia. |
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jergul
rank | Sat Mar 21 06:43:13 Habebe It just denotes that the US has nothing even close to air dominance over Iran. |
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williamthebastard
rank | Sat Mar 21 15:50:52 The cowardice of Usians feeling big and tough by attacking, together with Israel, a country whose military is 1/125th the size of the forces of the USA and Israel is off the absurdity charts. 1/125th is literally less than 1%. Its like 20 grown men attacking a baby and thinking it makes them look tough. |
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williamthebastard
rank | Sat Mar 21 15:56:19 "man, did you see when I sucker punched the baby? I looked like chuck norris!" "yeah man, you were brutal. But did you see my round kick? Her pacifier must have flown about 10 feet in the air!" - 500 lbs macho Usians stuffing their faces with cheerios and cheering TV coverage of the war on Iran |
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TheChildren
rank | Sat Mar 21 16:06:33 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RrP4QC_MH94 anotha day of winnin! all ur bases r belong 2 u no more |
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Habebe
rank | Sun Mar 22 02:01:48 1/125th is looking at nominal expense? Most of the US military budget goes to fund what is essentially a giant welfare program. Everything from college/pay/buying a house etc. You get that right? |
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williamthebastard
rank | Sun Mar 22 03:03:17 USA: Total for arms, equipment, training: ~$500B–$700B per year Iran: Total for arms, equipment, training: ~$5B–$8B per year Thats almost exactly 100 times bigger just on weapons and how to use them, and not even counting Israel |
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Pillz
rank | Sun Mar 22 17:57:44 Reminds wtb of his love for beating up elderly homeless men. |
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williamthebastard
rank | Sun Mar 22 18:47:40 150 israeli casualties yesterday, 15 today, 4600 injuries that required hospital treatment since the war began, according to timesofisrael |
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williamthebastard
rank | Sun Mar 22 18:57:45 "If everyone had gone to protected areas in time, to the shelters that are there under every home, no one would have been wounded,” the premier insisted. If you’re in a shelter, you’re protected,” he said. And from the same source: "Most of those wounded in Dimona, Arad weren’t in shelters An investigation by the military’s Home Front Command found that most of those injured in the missile attacks Saturday night were not inside bomb shelters" So some of the injured were in shelters |
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williamthebastard
rank | Sun Mar 22 19:00:51 Oh, 200 Israeli casualties yesterday, according to latest updates |
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Pillz
rank | Sun Mar 22 19:49:12 Observe how the neo Nazi sex worker relishes in the death and terrorization of jews |
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Habebe
rank | Sun Mar 22 21:10:43 So $152 billion spent on procurement (buying weapons/systems) 27 billion in military aid donated. So really were looking at about 125 billion. Still dwarfs Iran, no question. But again, lets compare actual losses of the two nations, the Iranian losses are much more severe. Idk how trustworthy the sources are but Ive read 75-85% of missiles may have been destroyed, as well as buildings, the supreme leader and most military top ranks etc. |
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Habebe
rank | Mon Mar 23 02:15:52 The 2026 Iran War (February 28, 2026 - Present) Iranian Casualties: HRANA documented 3,114 deaths in Iran by March 17, 2026, including 1,354 civilians, 1,138 military personnel, and 622 unclassified (USAspending.gov) . The February 28 strikes killed Supreme Leader Ayatollah Ali Khamenei (Army) . Combined Tracker (Both Wars): As of March 22, 2026, at least 1,444 people have been killed and 18,551 injured in Iran. In Israel, at least 18 people have been killed and more than 3,730 wounded. The US has lost 13 soldiers, and 21 have been killed in Gulf states (Wikipedia) . The Context This represents the first time the US has directly attacked Iran's nuclear program and the first time a US president has explicitly joined Israel in attacking an adversary. The conflict escalated from years of proxy warfare through Iran-backed groups to direct strikes on each other's territory. ------ Equipment Losses: US/Israel vs Iran US/Israeli Coalition Losses: Aircraft: 3 US F-15E Strike Eagles shot down by friendly fire (Kuwaiti F-18 (Congressional Budget Office) incident) 11 MQ-9 Reaper drones lost to Iranian missile fire or destroyed on the ground (War) 1 US refueling aircraft crashed in western Iraq, killing all 6 crew members (Stimson Center) "Several" US warplanes crashed in Kuwait (crew survived) (Stimson Center) Critical Radar/Defense Systems: Lost to Iranian strikes: AN/FPS-132 early warning radar in Qatar; multiple AN/TPY-2 THAAD radars across Jordan, Kuwait, Saudi Arabia, and UAE; and the AN/TPS-59 tactical radar in Bahrain (Congressional Budget Office) Munitions Expenditure: In the first 96 hours, the US-led coalition expended approximately 5,197 munitions across 35 types, with a replacement cost of $10-16 billion (Congressional Budget Office) Iranian Losses: Aircraft: 2 Iranian Su-24 bombers shot down by Qatar (Wikipedia) 1 Iranian Yak-130 fighter jet shot down by Israeli F-35I over Tehran (first time an F-35 shot down a crewed fighter in air-to-air combat) (Wikipedia) Strategic Capabilities: White House claimed "Iran's ballistic missile capacity is functionally destroyed. Their navy assessed combat ineffective" (United States Senate Committee on Appropriations) US-Israeli efforts eliminated as many as three-quarters of Iranian missile launchers (Peterson Foundation) Missile launches down 90% and drone attacks down 86% by day 15 (United States Senate Committee on Appropriations) NDTV reported Iran might only have around 1,000 ballistic missiles left by March 7 (Wikipedia) The Asymmetry: The equipment comparison shows overwhelming US/Israeli dominance. Iran's offensive capability has been largely destroyed while US/Israeli losses are relatively modest - mostly drones and some aircraft to friendly fire. The real cost for the US is the munitions expenditure: $10-16 billion in just the first 4 days to replace interceptors and strike weapons. |
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williamthebastard
rank | Mon Mar 23 02:48:00 But my comment was how on earth the Murca portion of the USA stuffing their faces with chips in fron of TV coverage of the war can feel all big and tough attacking a military that is 1% of its size. Its enbarrassing rather than tough |
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williamthebastard
rank | Mon Mar 23 02:51:06 and doing it together with another military force that is 5 times their size - and on top of that STILL being furious that the rest of the world theyve been threatening and insulting wont also pile in on this comparatively tiny military force. Its Monty Python. |
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williamthebastard
rank | Mon Mar 23 02:57:59 Its like watching fans of a top football team with huge resources playing a grade 5 class and each time they score a goal, going Murca! Murca! See how big and tough we are? Murca! |
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Habebe
rank | Mon Mar 23 04:50:42 Idk if anyone "feels all big" For the most part, ppl I know are not happy we are at war AGAIN. Everyone knows much of the news coverage is BS war propaganda. If it regime changes Iran for a better future, that would be good. My personal take? Its not worth another forever war we are going to be fighting until I retire. Id rather see the money go towards infrastructure. |
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Hrothgar
rank | Mon Mar 23 08:46:45 This is the most negative war the US has engaged in with overall citizen sentiment in my lifetime. Nobody but a chunk of the Trumpists support it fully. Like 15% of the population. Maybe 45% the population is kind of like Habebe and I... hoping a miracle happens and Iran somehow turns out better and certainly not shedding any tears over the evil bastard Iranian leaders being put on ice, but facing reality it's probably just going to end up a Trump chaos induced hell for the foreseeable future. And then 20 percent of the population actively hostile against it in any way. This crowd are the ones who want American to burn no matter what is happening because they've been brainwashed by lib propaganda to an equivalent level as the Trumpists are brainwashed by Trump. And then the rest are the 20% of Americans who are eating crayons while watching reality TV. |
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TheChildren
rank | Mon Mar 23 09:16:54 rofl gerald ford ur biggest baddiest colonial navy ship is out of commission 4 FORTEEN MONTHS 14!!! from a simple fire??? no way. it got hit. is now clearer than evea. and da sailors dunt wanna fight. they know wazzup. steel coffins, they know is a steel coffin and who they r fightin 4. |
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