Utopia Talk / Politics / what did macron do

Sam Adams Member	Mon May 26 10:29:37 Funny video of him being slapped across the face by his own wife. So what did he do to earn this slap? Cheating with a dude probably.
Paramount Member	Mon May 26 12:00:39 http://youtu.be/bFUSp7jOe04 First he snorted cocaine and now Birgitte shoved his face. It will be interesting to see how they are going to blame this on Putin. Poor Birgitte. She probably received a beating when they got home.
Paramount Member	Mon May 26 12:10:13 @10:15 lol As I said. Poor Birgitte. You won’t see her in the public the coming weeks without wearing black sunglasses.
williamthebastard Member	Mon May 26 12:20:42 Looks like they were ust goofing around. Btw, I was hit by the next video: Watch: Suspected sabotage causes Cannes power cut 'meltdown' Everything was down for 5 hours, my Internet went down the exact same second all the lights in my apt. switched off. Everything in my freezer thawed. After a few hours I was wondering how I was going to cook any food and realized that I wouldnt be able to go to a restaurant and eat either since they had all closed down. All the shops were closed too. Never seen anything like it. http://www.bbc.com/news/videos/cvgvnzxlee1o
williamthebastard Member	Mon May 26 12:22:47 I go to that cafe at 0:10 probably once a week
Paramount Member	Mon May 26 12:31:28 Look here at 0:13 It looks like Macron snorted some more cocaine after his wife beated him. http://www.bbc.com/news/videos/c201e8g0yg3o
murder Member	Mon May 26 12:59:08 "Everything was down for 5 hours, my Internet went down the exact same second all the lights in my apt. switched off. Everything in my freezer thawed." What kind of shitty freezers do you guys have in Europe?
jergul large member	Tue May 27 02:28:39 Murder That is what you are running with. Causation and correlation. The internet went away the second he lost power? What a coincidence, or maybe not. France is a fresh produce country. Most homes don't have a freezer beyond the shitty little box in the fridge. Norway? Well, yes freezer number 3 is kind of shitty, but its really old. Freezer 1 and 2 are fine for a 3 day loss of power as long as I do the proper things like not opening them and throwing duvets on top of them.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 02:32:09 I was exaggerating a bit. I was worried stuff in the freezer would get ruined after 5 hours, but I dont think anything actually happened. I did eat the chicken in there just in case though, since chicken is dodgy stuff.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 02:38:30 The old lady downstairs told me she had phoned the electricity company and they said they were working on it, but since the Internet had gone down I immediately thought this was something bigger than a minor outage.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 02:45:08 And if the Macrons are just goofing around, which Im pertty sure they are, it indicates a far healthier marriage than the Trumps
jergul large member	Tue May 27 02:52:39 I think perhaps we are looking at a symptom of early stage dementia.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 02:56:32 Well, for all the attempts to turn Biden into a fake scandal, Reagan had Alzheimers which was kept a secret while he was in office, according to his son
jergul large member	Tue May 27 03:09:38 I was thinking about the wife. Unexplained outburst of physical displeasure (calling it violence is perhaps a step to far) and be explained by cognitive change.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 03:10:45 I dont think so. Hes got a half smile on his face just before and none of the cabin crew seem phased
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 03:29:43 Also, she seems to immediately cease when they see the camera which she wouldnt have cared about
Paramount Member	Tue May 27 04:50:56 ”Hes got a half smile on his face just before” Perhaps, but his wife didn’t seem to appreciate whatever it was that he had told her or whatever it was that he had done. And how do you explain his clenched fist and white knuckles and his stern face as can be seen in the first video at 10:10 that I posted above?
Paramount Member	Tue May 27 04:53:58 ” she seems to immediately cease when they see the camera ” We don’t know that. Macron takes a couple of steps forward, towards her, so that they are out of view of the camera.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 05:10:47 That it can mean anything from a huge fight to mild irritation at the camera guys rushing to get scandalous pics, or at her for having bad timing, to absolutely nothing at all but wild exaggerations, and that guy is drawing a lot of speculative conclusions to get clicks on his youtube channel. Saying the knuckle is white from anger is a big assumption. Im clenching my knuckle as hard as I can and it isnt going white, but if I was surrounded by camera flashlights going off like he is it might. If I clenched it for a minute as hard as I can in preparation to fight for my life it might, but I really doubt that he's murderously angry at her. That pilot doesnt look like he’s watching a big fight going on but who knows. Generally, I think assuming the most scandalous assumptions is just trying to fill a boring day with something exciting.
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 05:16:27 That could so easily be him cracking a cheeky joke like "Dont eat too much cake this time, you know we're going to St Tropez next week and I dont want you looking fat" and she going "Oh you bastard!"
williamthebastard Member	Tue May 27 05:20:35 Also, who cares? In France its not a scandal for a president to get a divorce
murder Member	Tue May 27 06:49:56 "That is what you are running with. Causation and correlation. The internet went away the second he lost power? What a coincidence, or maybe not." I don't understand why this is a surprise. I lose internet every time the power goes out here even if it is localized and only for a few seconds. Unless you guys are talking about cell service. -
murder Member	Tue May 27 06:52:37 btw this needs to be said ... Macron's wife is fugly. And my god she's 72 years old! Are we sure that's not his mother?
murder Member	Tue May 27 06:57:57 OK this is weirder than I thought. She's his former high school teacher, so it's not hard to figure out what went on there. -
Rugian Member	Tue May 27 07:49:49 "Macron is married to Brigitte Trogneux,[350] his former La Providence high school teacher in Amiens close to 25 years his senior.[351][352][353] They met during a theatre workshop that she was giving when he was a 15-year-old student and she was a 39-year-old teacher.[354][355] A romantic relationship started later, and his parents attempted to separate the couple by sending him away to Paris to finish the final year of his schooling, as they felt his youth made this relationship inappropriate.[14][355] (The age of consent in France is 15.) The couple reunited after Macron graduated, and were married in 2007.[355] She has three children from a previous marriage;[356] he has no children of his own." In America that shit would have landed her in prison.
Forwyn Member	Tue May 27 11:14:03 "She has three children from a previous marriage;[356] he has no children of his own" Lol Macuck
murder Member	Tue May 27 17:19:05 Groomed.
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