Utopia Talk / Politics / Fucking watermelon (ot)

Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 12:56:52 Have been waiting for this moment. You know each of your kids will scare the shit out if you and almost die. Three year old choked on a water melon. I’m standing there tipping him forward and tapping his back at an angle, as you should. I was prepared for this… and I was keeping my cool while my wife was starting to slowly lose it. Tapping and telling her, stay calm stay calm. But on the inside I was having a third fight with the inner panic. This is taking forever. Why isn’t it coming out!? There is no way he survives a 30 minute trip to the ER… it felt like forever but in reality it was more like 15 seconds. Hug your kids extra tight tonight.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 14:22:06 but firs smak teh hel out of tehm if htey show any signs of teh fagit gene
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 14:31:29 Social worker: Why does she have bruises all over her shoulders and neck again? Incel: she wos chokn on teh melin an i wos slappn it outta her yuo fuckn retart!!
jergul large member	Wed Apr 30 15:40:43 First aid course highly recommend. I have done a number over the decades (my outdoor belt is a stretchy one to serve as an emergency tourniquet is one tip). http://www.../when-child-choking-age-1-and# For the actual correct procedure. Cutie, I am glad your kid is ok. We all have what seems like one flashback scare per kid. You are not alone in the boat, even if this shoal might differ <3.
jergul large member	Wed Apr 30 15:42:55 I incidentally thought the thread would be about something else. Given the title.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 15:43:54 Earning the name Gaygul :-)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 15:44:37 Mmmm, given Incels usual views, I also expected to see something about black people and their sexual perversions according to QAnon
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 15:51:58 I just saved a baby from DEATH. I and living the dream and feeling like a million bucks. You lost your patience helping an old man. And the tragedy was that he didn’t even ask for you help, you imposed yourself. You little psycho you :-)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 15:52:47 wehn i post teh werst things my slow unkreativ brian can think of bout yuor famly is perfickly normal but my famly is sakrid yuo fuckn retart! roooaaarrr!!
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 15:59:51 The sacredness of my family is untouchable. You can spew whatever you want. What I say about you and your family is fact though. Parents whose child join a gang, have faild about as badly as you can fail. That is not even a judgement call. Sadly.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:01:35 Your family is trash and your child is even filthier /paraphrase of Incel
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:03:02 Man, neofascists really hate being treated the way they treat everyone else lol
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:10:20 I gave you a clear reason, and it pisses you off because it is undeniably and you have nothing. You mad, I get it. Meanwhile my 7 year old is solving equations and reading at a level many years ahead. We just started early. It’s not a contest, you and I belong to different species. Like I want to say, hey man lets start over tomorrow, but that would be totally fake. Your are beyond the pale.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:10:48 yuo care bout yuor famly and i caer bout my famly but teh olny famly wot count is my famly you fuckn retart!!
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:14:04 I hate they way you treat me, the same way I hate the way a rabid dog would treat me. It just would not occur. You just put the poor dog down.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:14:41 anyway, please give your trashy child a rest from your midnight visit in your sweaty night robe tonight. Just this once. You nasty fucking retard
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:16:42 Of course you care about your family. They just failed you as parents. In many ways it increased my empathy for you. You never had a chance. Of course the back story to why a dog became rabid doesn’t change reality. But you should know, I don’t blame you.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:17:25 hehe
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:18:37 It’s not your fault.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:20:13 Anyway, just speaking as a friend, I would think the watermelon excuse only works once with the social services. I dunno, maybe pretend that your piece of trash kid fell down the stairs next time or something?
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:21:37 * "piece of trash" being a direct Incel quote about my dead mother, btw
Pillz Member	Wed Apr 30 16:25:49 The victim complex is real with wtb, wow
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:26:16 It’s all the projections of a resentful jealous incel. You could have had this, in theory anyway. But you are so alone that the words of some random guy on some obscure forum makes you tilt and have sadistic meltdowns. You are spiritual child of Hot Rod.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:26:34 Anyway, if your piece of trash kid dies next time you beat it, just pretend that you cared about her on UP and you’ll feel all vindicated afterwards. You fucking retard ;)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:27:19 Im glad to have set the tenor of this thread on a more appropriate course ;)
Pillz Member	Wed Apr 30 16:28:36 It's amusing because everything wtb says on UP is what he says he'd want to censor
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:28:41 Wtb I understand that to you she was your mother, but I am telling you as a parent, if my son joined a gang, I would feel like trash. I would objectively be trash. Yes, objectively, she was a trash parent.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:29:40 I’m glad that my threads bring wtb joy and meaning :,-)
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:31:47 “Pillz Member Wed Apr 30 16:28:36 It's amusing because everything wtb says on UP is what he says he'd want to censor.” lol :-)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:35:09 Anyway, next time that piece of trash ”chokes on watermelon”, although I would prefer that you surrender her to social services, at least consider loosening the stranglehold on her neck. Please.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:36:00 * you fucking retard.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:48:24 It all just come out as Freudian projections. You were beaten as a child, possibly sexually molested. Parents divorced, you were left with your father in the UK, mother moved back to Sweden. Did she ever forgive herself?
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:52:40 shhh creator and violator of trash, you should celebrate by breaking your wifes nose again ;)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 16:54:34 *fucking retard
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 16:59:33 You never dealt with the past. And when she died, it was too late. You are a walking warning, a book worth of lessons best learned watching someone else make them. Thank you.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:01:15 t is so interesting how much these qanon neofascists hate being treated the way they treat others. Perhaps the useless life sciences such as neuorology will one day find a missing part in their brainstem or something
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:02:51 It is important to remember that they believe empathy is the weakness of western society and abide by their rules when trying to communicate with them
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 17:03:23 Not you though. You are better.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 17:05:05 Nice attempt to save it ;-)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:06:46 mpathizing with the dirty trash Incel tried to strangle tonight would of course violate his own rules of suicidal empathy, social survival and alpha male strength in every possible way, so I suppose the most efficient way of trying to establish forms of communication with him would be to laugh at the dirty piece of trash’s near death experience. Rofl!
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:07:23 * you fucking retard
Sam Adams Member	Wed Apr 30 17:16:02 Wtb you are mentally ill and should seek help. You dont have to live in this state. Glad your kid is ok nimatzo. Yikes! Nephew tried to do that the other day, with a cherry i think. Kids man.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:19:34 Oh dear, I hope I didnt upset him for speaking about his live child the way he has often spoken about my dead mother :(
Pillz Member	Wed Apr 30 17:21:36 Just to be careful nobody else takes credit here: I'm saying wtb raped his mother and that's why he went with dad to become a nazi
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:32:08 oh, youve both guffawed about ny dead mother and are now clutching your little pearls lol.. Yeah, Im satisfied with the direction this thread took about empathy being suicidal for dirty trash like his kid, trash being his description of my dead mother. Of course, if his piece of trash of a kid had died, we’d sort of be even, so Ill save my heartiest guffaws for when his piece of trash daughter is dead and cold in the bathtub ;)
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 17:40:27 Wtb It’s not my fault your parents were trash. We can’t pretend the emperor is not naked buddy. There is nazi elephant in the living room and you want me to pretend like it’s normal. No amount of projecting on me and my family will change that. You are only diminishing yourself and confirming you just were not raised right.
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:42:16 * fucking retard
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 17:44:51 I did this to you :-)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:46:00 /eats a piece of watermelon / choke /cough /arrgghhh rofl
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 30 17:51:35 I completely broke your vagina and melted your brain, by telling you something undeniable: parents whose child joins a gang, have failed. I dis this to you, and now the breakening is a self-playing piano. I put out the honey and you come and diminish yourself. Like the spawn of trash that you are :-)
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:53:10 Yes, the course this thread should take is as I decided and my work is done. Chuckle
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 17:54:10 * you fucking retard
williamthebastard Member	Wed Apr 30 18:21:22 Hey Incel, the next time your piece of trash kid nearly dies, do you think you could record its death struggle on your latest Apple iPhone 16 and upload the vid here for entertai- educational purposes? Thanks!
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