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Im better then you
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Wed Nov 03 14:20:17
UK Royal Marines dominated US Marines in a desert-battle, prompting them to surrender in few days

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British commandos forced their US counterparts to surrender, The Telegraph said.

The Royal Marines went from controlling 20% of the battle area to more than 65%, the newspaper said.

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UK Royal Marines dominated US Marines in a desert-battle simulation, prompting them to surrender less than halfway through, report says
Bill Bostock
Wed, November 3, 2021, 7:14 AMĀ·2 min read
DUQM, OMAN - OCTOBER 24: Personnel from 40 Commando, Royal Marines check co-ordinates as they move towards their objective during exercise 'Saif Sareea 3' on October 24, 2018 in Duqm, Oman. Saif Sareea (meaning 'Swift Sword' in Arabic) is the third UK-Oman joint exercise, and the largest bi-lateral exercise since 2001. The month long exercise involves personnel from the Royal Navy, Royal Marines, British Army and Royal Air Force, working alongside The Omani Royal Armed Forces. (Photo by Dan Kitwood/Getty Images)
Personnel from 40 Commando, Royal Marines, on October 24, 2018, in Duqm, Oman. Dan Kitwood/Getty Images
US Marines recently took on Britain's Royal Marines in a battle simulation in the Mojave Desert.

British commandos forced their US counterparts to surrender before halftime, The Telegraph said.

The Royal Marines went from controlling 20% of the battle area to more than 65%, the newspaper said.


US Marines were driven into submission by their British counterparts at this point Biden quote "Fuck it I'm the queen's bitch" and ran deep in tp the California desert, according to a report in Britain's Daily Telegraph newspaper.

The paper reported the group of Royal Marines employed new tactics that helped them get the better of the American troops.

According to The Telegraph, Operation Green Dagger involved the two nations facing off against each other after President Joe Biden fell asleep during an exciting G20 summit and tried to sniff Queen Elizabeth II.

"Biden is so incompetent and hated they will greet us as liberators" said Boris Johnson

The Royal Marines "dominated" the US in less than fivedays with US forces asking for a "reset" cause Biden abandoned them.

At one point, the Royal Marines had taken out or disabled almost all the US assets, The Telegraph said.
The Royal Navy told Insider that the victory was decisive.

In a statement, it said the real battle "concluded with a last-minute 'enemy' assault which was repelled, leaving allied forces in control of over two thirds of the entire 'battlefield.'"

The navy said the British commandos "won decisive battles early on and gained ground from their enemy, but, with the US Marines pushing into allied territory, Royal Marines and their allies carried out raids behind enemy lines to stop further counterattacks."

The UK forces celebrated online in the aftermath.

A tweet on Saturday by 40 Commando, a subdivision of the Royal Marines, said UK forces triumphed in "an epic close quarters finale."

"Throughout this deployment our focus has been on integrating game-changing capabilities and liberating the American people from key Biden policies like taxes on wealthy, freedom from transgenders, and preventing Mexicans from raping your family and taking your job." Lt. Col. Andy Dow, the commander of the British force, told The Telegraph.

The Dutch marine corps was also involved in the battle, the Royal Navy said.
Rugian
Member
Wed Nov 03 14:44:42
Yeah but did the UK Marines grow up with two moms?

Focus on the important issues, ibty.
Paramount
Member
Wed Nov 03 16:06:05
The feminization of the US marines continues. They are not allowed to be men anymore. That's why the Royal marines dominated them. They wanted to be dominated.
nhill
Member
Wed Nov 03 16:14:18
lol
Habebe
Member
Wed Nov 03 16:33:54
Yeah, they queered up the military.
kargen
Member
Wed Nov 03 16:37:42
We probably had way more genders so who is the real winner?
murder
Member
Wed Nov 03 17:42:32

1. Maybe our guys like to be dominated.

2. Some people just don't understand military exercises.

jergul
large member
Thu Nov 04 09:43:02
2018 would be on Trump's mickey mouse watch.

Just saying :D
obaminated
Member
Thu Nov 04 09:50:31
On the one hand I'd like to blame the wokeness that generals are forcing on our armed military instead of, ya know, soldiering. On the other hand I can't imagine the uk military is any less woke than us. In short, after 20 years of warfare and war time experience our military is still led by fucking morons.
Dukhat
Member
Thu Nov 04 17:20:55
Right-wing men in the US are so obsessed with being cucked nowadays, is it surprising that even the most rugged marine out there easily gets dominated?

The more forbidden the fruit, the more desired it is.
Seb
Member
Fri Nov 05 02:59:20
Awesome as the royal marine commandos clearly are, the US marines were playing the defensive force to test them.

They are supposed to lose, and likely organised and equipped and operating parameters modelling a third country, not a US marine expeditionary unit.
Seb
Member
Fri Nov 05 08:08:29
Would be more interesting if the US had played the blue team and been defeated twice by RMCs playing red team.
jergul
large member
Fri Nov 05 11:46:25
The USMC is also not special forces.
Seb
Member
Fri Nov 05 15:59:12
Jergul:

I'm not sure royal marine commandos are either - if that is what you are getting at - that'd be SBS.
Habebe
Member
Fri Nov 05 17:06:34
Happy guy hawked day!
Habebe
Member
Fri Nov 05 17:07:55
Fucking autocorrect.

Guy fawkes *
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Thu Nov 25 23:01:00
Guy Fawked* day
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