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habebe
Member
Mon Mar 01 09:03:45
http://chng.it/NL4L4Lfq5q

The Dark Crystal: age of resistsnce needs a second season.
habebe
Member
Mon Mar 01 09:05:51
http://darkcrystal.fandom.com/f/p/4400000000000049247

Any and all.
jergul
large member
Mon Mar 01 11:59:02
You know the difference between liking dolls and peeing standing up?

You can successfully like dolls when high or drunk.
kargen
Member
Mon Mar 01 17:18:07
I've got Dark Crystal on my list but haven't started it yet.
habebe
Member
Mon Mar 01 17:26:55
Jergul, You can't stand and per while either high or drunk?
jergul
large member
Tue Mar 02 00:54:59
Oh, I can. Perhaps our success criteria differ. Mine includes depositing all urin in a toilet bowl.
habebe
Member
Tue Mar 02 01:30:24
Still not a problem.
jergul
large member
Tue Mar 02 01:49:56
Its cute that you believe that.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Mar 02 04:55:11
Habebe
"problem" is relative. It isn't a "problem" that I walk in dog shit for instance. It isn't a "problem" like a severed hand is a problem, it's just disgusting. The fact that you spray piss everywhere when you pee, is a problem like walking on dogshit. Now if someone makes walking on dog shit, a central part of their personal identity, well, that is a different kind of problem. Not my problem though.
Habebe
Member
Tue Mar 02 06:49:24
Jergul, Its sad that you lack aim.

Nimatzo, Are.you talking about these micro droplets?
Do you prefer pissing on yourself? How is that any better?

Habebe
Member
Tue Mar 02 06:52:41
Is Europe then just full of men covered in piss?
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Mar 02 07:55:38
You don’t piss on yourself, some of the droplets are travelling away from you pee hole and in a cone, on the toilet and your floor, micro droplets travel in the air for further. If you are talking about splashback, it is a product of the distance the pee has to fall to the toilet and the angle of attack. These are non issues when sitting down, or smaller issues compared to when standing up. We have all agreed that, the ass of a person isn’t the cleanest place. Despite all the ass eating that is apprently going on in bedrooms.

This is a no brainer. Like washing your ass when you take a shit. You may go an entire life without thinking about it, but then you find out, it isn’t something to resist. Just sit down and wash your ass already.

Also, seb has been awefully quite on this topic. Does he sit or stand? We deserve an answer.
Habebe
Member
Tue Mar 02 08:23:40
Nimatzo, First off, I rarely sit on a toilet to shit, Im definitley not to piss.

For starters, its just more convenient and quicker.

As you spoke about angle of attack, the same goes for standing, if your worried about splash aim at the porcelain.

As you said the ass is nasty. If your goal is a more sanitary situation, sitting on that toilet seat more often probably won't help.
Rugian
Member
Tue Mar 02 08:51:48
Habebe

One of the problems with having a micropenis is that it's too small for a person to put their hand around it. You would therefore be unable to effectively point the shaft and aim for the bowl.

For such unfortunate men, they are forced to pee with unguided aim. Just as if they were a woman.

It's also telling how sensitive jergul and nimatzo are about this subject, given that they re-raised it in a thread that is entirely unrelated to the topic. They can't move on from having been called out.

I just feel really bad for their wives. To some extent size doesn't really matter, but there's no way they're being satisfied by stump dick.

jergul
large member
Tue Mar 02 10:45:34
Nimi
Small victories. At least they seem embarrassed about smearing fecal matter over parts of their body several times a week.
The Children
Member
Tue Mar 02 10:57:01
indeed we all agree on that.

but season 2 of dark crystals is canned.

TJ
Member
Tue Mar 02 11:08:27
"I just feel really bad for their wives."

If it is their wives duty to clean the bathrooms sitting to take a leak is a minor sacrifice to demonstrate appreciation for what they do.

The territory already belongs to you so it isn't necessary to leave your scent like other animals. The wife and I demonstrate appreciation for each other at every opportunity on all levels. Maybe that is why in march we'll have spent a half century together.

Personally, I don't care if you sit or stand in your own bathroom and it isn't about size or how good you aim your stream.

Let the playful remarks continue. :)
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Mar 02 12:28:28
Ok first of all, there is nothing more convenient than sitting down, period. Sitting down and relaxing to empty yourself is a testament to how far we have come. For millions of years, our ape anscestors couldn’t relax while taking a leak. They always had to look around for snakes and tigers or another ape trying to roll them in the woods. People stepped outside the cave to pee and NEVER returned. Finally we have put those dark days behind us, we can sit down relax and have arguments about politics while peeing. Honestly, well over half my pees are minimum 5 minutes long. Basically with a phone, there is no good reason peeing shouldn’t take 5 minutes.

Secondly, you guys understand me and Jergul, regularly stand and pee, when visiting our male, bachlor 4life, friends, or if we ever have the misfortune to have to use a public bathroom? I have seen stuff in public and friends’ bathrooms, no man should ever have to see. When in Rome and all that, but mostly it is common sense, I am not going to sit your piss, breh. That is nasty. And if I have to take a dump, I will apply a layer of paper on the ring before my ass touches the ring. Also a thick layer of paper in the bowl to remove the risk of splashback. I can tolerate turd splash backs at home, because I wash my ass, but also it is familial territory and the other defecators are my wife and son.

We get the best of two worlds, you guys have made, one over the other, an unhealthy part of your identity.
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