Utopia Talk / Politics / Euros sit to pee

Habebe Member	Sun Feb 28 02:09:00 http://ber...zpinkeln-germanys-dark-secret/ This is why most of the world doesn't take the EU seriously. #DontEuromyAmerica
Dukhat Member	Sun Feb 28 02:21:36 Have you ever used a bidet? It's pretty awesome. And I don't think cuckservatives realize the irony on hating on Europe all the time when you're nationalism basically is about only allowing Europeans in (since all white Americans come from Europe). Like trump says, he wants people from socialist countries like Norway and not shithole countries.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Sun Feb 28 02:40:23 In the vicinity of the People's Republic of Berkeley, there are starting to be whispers that men should sit to pee in order to be more trans inclusive. ...
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Feb 28 03:30:54 Men should sig to pee, so they don’t spray piss all ovee the toilet. Yes, bot so small droplets of piss is spraying everywhere. It is further an accident prone position. Listen guys, your mother should have explained this for you, when you got taller than 1.2 meter and the distance to the bowl became too far.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Feb 28 04:06:59 But she didn’t temper your manlet piss spraying bullshit ideas and now you are in your 30’s and have made the position you pee in a central pillar of your identity as a ”man”. You sit at home, you stand outside. You adapt to the situation and context. You are not male dogs.
Rugian Member	Sun Feb 28 04:08:14 Dukhat and nimatzo sit to pee. Lol what women.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Feb 28 04:13:17 If I pee at your house, Rugian, I am standing. I am not even going to hold my dick, I would of course respect the rules of your house.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Feb 28 04:24:41 I have yet to hear a good explanation for why you guys want to spray piss all over your toilet though? For me the answer is easy, the objective is to get the piss into the toilet bowl, not outside. When you are pouring a liquid from one container, do you hold the pitchers as far away from each other as your arms allow, or as close as possible? Why do you do this for milk and cream, but bot your own piss? Because you are stupid, that’s why.
jergul large member	Sun Feb 28 04:52:07 I thing we should all pledge to pee standing up at Ruggy's house. He obviously wants us to. For curious reasons of his own.
Rugian Member	Sun Feb 28 05:12:08 Jergul sits to pee. Lol what a woman.
patom Member	Sun Feb 28 05:14:28 Men, we aim to keep this bathroom clean. Your aim will help. Women, please remain seated during the whole performance.
Rugian Member	Sun Feb 28 05:19:48 Gentle"men," I am truly sorry to hear that your dicks are apparently so stumpy and shriveled that you are unable to effectively aim your pee. That is the only explanation I can think of for why you believe peeing while standing up results in piss sprays all over the toilet. You have the pee accuracy of women. Those of us with well-sized genitalia are able to control the trajectory our urination. We use our hand and aim the thing toward the bowl. It's quite easy, at least for those of us who don't measure our dicks in centimeters. You and your micropenis can feel free to squat on the toilet though. You women.
jergul large member	Sun Feb 28 05:41:01 Ruggy Not that I am defensive, but I do have a toilet that costs more than your car. The heated seat is a nice touch and invites for a cozy sit down. I pee standing and pee sitting. The key determinate is the same as for you I imagine. We both sit down if we have to clean up piss that misses the bowl. I am guessing here that you have wall to wall carpeting in your bathroom, so live under the illusion that every drop hits the bowl and every smell can be cleared with chemical airfresheners. Ach, the joys of those basement appartments.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Feb 28 06:04:03 "That is the only explanation I can think of for why you believe peeing while standing up results in piss sprays all over the toilet." I called it, "Because you are stupid".
Rugian Member	Sun Feb 28 08:01:56 Jergul Aye, you're not being at all defensive. You're just claiming to own a $30,000 toilet (has the oil fund really run out of anything better to spend its money on?) Look, you have a small penis and are unable to aim your stream. I don't begrudge you for altering your urination practices to accommodate the limitations that God placed on you. But normal men are able to handle their pee. Also carpeted bathrooms? You Euros are barbarians.
Rugian Member	Sun Feb 28 08:03:22 Nim Now now honey, you'll never attract a decent man with that abrasive attitude. A good girl knows that she should be all smiles and cheer. Work on that.
jergul large member	Sun Feb 28 09:06:31 Ruggy Speaking of small penises, I don't think literally anyone in this forum believes you have a car worth 30k ruggy.
Rugian Member	Sun Feb 28 09:16:58 You said cost not worth. I'm not pulling out a fucking Blue Book for this comparison.
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Nimatzo iChihuaha	Sun Feb 28 09:43:49 Rugian A small nozzle is easier to control than a big one, if that is the angle you want to go for and fill this hole you are digging, with piss.
Habebe Member	Sun Feb 28 11:54:55 This story is over 5 years old Confessions of a male feminist I Pee Sitting Down I always sit down to pee because I am a man, not in spite of it. Being a man means I have my foot on the throat of womankind every day, regardless of my intent. I have often thought that to remind myself of this fact, I should paint the faces of… By Logan Stuart Aug 15 2012, 3:35pmShareTweetSnap It's not easy being a man who longs for a woman's world. Which is why, when VICE offered me this column, I decided that it had to be written anonymously. I hope that that doesn't lead you to take me any less seriously. Yours, Logan Stuart There's nothing worse than waking up in the morning and knowing you're going to be a patriarch all day. I can't help it, obviously—society is constructed in such a way to deliberately disadvantage women all the time. But I play my part in that. The sad fact of the matter is that I buy newspapers owned by men. I ride in cars designed by men. I clumsily pay for my groceries at the automated checkout points installed by men, aided by the kind but weary women these horrid machines will eventually come to replace. Men are aware of the inherent injustice in this, but most simply don’t care. And why should they? For thousands of years, an unpleasant alloy of capitalism and Darwinian logic has kept them in the driving seat of chariots, warplanes, and F1 cars. And you don't have to be an insurance analyst to know that men are always worse drivers than women. People often ask me about my conversion to radical feminism. I tell them it was one of the easiest decisions I ever made. Just look around you—the world is a throbbing pink glans being wiped across every surface. The truth is that testosterone is so dangerous it should be a controlled substance. A few people get their faces gnawed off because of bath salts and we're galvanized into a moral panic. Yet millions of people die every day because testosterone has warped the judgement of those around them and we do nothing. Why? Which is why I always sit down to pee because I am a man, not in spite of it. Being a man means I have my foot on the throat of womankind every day, regardless of my intent. I have often thought that to remind myself of this fact, I should paint the faces of asphyxiating women on the tops of my shoes. But I don’t. Instead, I retreat to the private darkness of the toilet cubicle to register my solidarity with their struggle. There is no shame in peeing sitting down. Only a weak, selfish man would think there was. And I honestly believe that if most women could see me evacuating my bladder seated, they would see a strong man. A real man. As my member limply drained its contents onto the inches-close white porcelain, they would see that not all men are bastards. That some of us can overcome our programming. That the only real bastards remain the sort of men who would inconvenience the women in their lives for no more pressing reason than they don't like the idea of their flaccid penis being dangled in a toilet bowl. I simply take up this duty as a mark of respect to my wife. To my unborn daughters, even to the daughters of my unborn daughters—a Russian doll of wombs. For those who say it takes too long, well, the fact is that the sitting down method is far more convenient. It allows for full evacuation of the bladder, lowering one's risk of prostate cancer. It instantly eliminates seat-spray, a saving not only in excess toilet paper, but a positive boon to hygiene, all at the price of a little bit of splashback (which I really don't mind at all—it tickles quite pleasantly). And it allows me to see the world from a woman's point of view. From that vantage point, I don't mind telling you that it becomes easier to speculate on what it would be like if I had a vulva of my own. A chilling yet exhilarating thought more men ought to dwell upon more often. More on pee: Pee in My Mouth What Ladies Need to Know About Taking a Whiz al Fresco We Found a Piss Dungeon in a http://www...le-feminist-i-pee-sitting-down
Habebe Member	Sun Feb 28 11:57:12 Hahahahahahahahaha This is how Americans see Euros.
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