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williamthebastard
Member
Sat Feb 15 08:42:30
Ah well, editing a massive manual for the air recycling and pump system onboard the ISS on Monday. I wonder how much Putin would pay for me to slip in a couple of minor errors?
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sat Feb 15 08:44:37
We don’t need Putin we can crowdfund this. I donate 1 euro.
jergul
large member
Sat Feb 15 08:49:28
Why would Putin want to sabotage the ISS? Big $$$$ for the Russian State coffers are being made lifting stuff up there.
williamthebastard
Member
Sat Feb 15 08:50:16
williamthebastard
Member
Sat Feb 15 08:50:48
Actually, I might be able to get, like, SA, Israel, NK etc to bid against each other
williamthebastard
Member
Sat Feb 15 08:51:26
I think 10 million USD per inserted word is a very fair price.
jergul
large member
Sat Feb 15 09:08:53
Seems pricy. All you have to do is remove the word "not" and you can use the replace function to do that automatically.

Do not tamper with this safety valve
Do tamper with this safety valve.

etc.
williamthebastard
Member
Sat Feb 15 09:17:25
Deletions cost 100 million USD
Rugian
Member
Sat Feb 15 09:42:42
You are vastly overvaluing Putin's desire to take down the ISS.
Rugian
Member
Sat Feb 15 09:53:28
And I mean, who DOES want to take the ISS down? Even Kim Jong Un isn't that insane.
williamthebastard
Member
Sat Feb 15 09:56:36
Take down?? Are you insane? Im talking about pranks like how to make the TP float off at crucial moments, and you're talking about the most high-profile massmurder in the history of mankind? What is wrong with you, man?
Rugian
Member
Sat Feb 15 10:17:25
Nice dodge there. But I'm still reporting this thread to the FBI.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Feb 16 02:37:36
Well, that escalated quickly.
Average Ameriacn
Member
Sun Feb 16 02:57:21
I don't care for the ISS, elect Trump again and we will have our own American Space Station.
Habebe
Member
Sun Feb 16 03:02:12
It's a pretty cool job.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Sun Feb 16 03:06:07
The American Space Station or ASS.
williamthebastard
Member
Sun Feb 16 03:52:25
So, if I add any words, my words will be sent out into space and onto a space station. Ive done a couple of nuclear plants before, but this is more spectacular. How much can you guys scrape together if I insert utopia.com somewhere in there?
Habebe
Member
Sun Feb 16 13:54:20
How would we know?

Do you really need money this bad?
Paramount
Member
Sun Feb 16 14:23:23
Can you add the words Death to Israel and send it into space?
hood
Member
Sun Feb 16 14:57:36
In all of human triumph, it is stories like this that should make our accomplishments truly amazing. This is how fucking moronic we are.

And, of course, when I say "we" I mean "you".
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