Utopia Talk / Politics / Car drives through mall

Sam Adams Member	Fri Sep 20 15:22:23 http://wgn...riving-through-woodfield-mall/ One of sebs allah-ackbars? Disgruntled employee? Asian driver?
hood Member	Fri Sep 20 15:25:07 From what limited info I've heard, no real danger, just some dumbass. Also heard that they've been nabbed.
Sam Adams Member	Fri Sep 20 16:13:27 Asian driver then lol.
hood Member	Fri Sep 20 16:42:46 Could be wrong, this was work gossip. Woodfield is local.
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Sep 20 19:34:18 Just a kid having some fun. Probably just got accepted at MIT and had a few pints at Applebee’s to celebrate. Mall parking lots can be a bit confusing in that state. What even *is* inside? Is inside outside? I didn’t see any crosswalks or “no motorized vehicles” signs next to the cell phone case booth.
hood Member	Fri Sep 20 19:57:30 They had police cars blocking off the entrances to the mall.
Cherub Cow Member	Fri Sep 20 22:26:09 Not until after he’d gone in, probably. And that’s just one of those things, you know? Like how it’s not possible to know you’re going 90mph over the limit unless the police stop you and tell you. It’s a learning experience, and we all grow from it.
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