Utopia Talk / Politics / Trump has a big stick

Hot Stick Member	Tue Sep 18 08:18:05 http://new...tormy-daniels-book-trump-penis “He knows he has an unusual penis. It has a huge mushroom head. Like a toadstool.”
Cold Rod Member	Tue Sep 18 08:49:47 You're dumb, so dumb.
swordtail Anarchist Prime	Tue Sep 18 09:11:44 huge
Cold Rod Member	Tue Sep 18 09:27:37 This was so believable that I saw "Hot" and automatically presumed. But Hot Rod is dumb, so dumb.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 11:35:58 quality article though Melania will have no doubts (if she had any before)... assuming the weird toadstool is accurate :p
Paramount Member	Tue Sep 18 11:39:17 ”President Donald Trump suffers from a toadstool-shaped penis and is blighted by “Yeti pubes,” according to porn star Stormy Daniels’ forthcoming book.” Lol
Paramount Member	Tue Sep 18 11:41:31 ”Daniels describes how she was disgusted with herself for getting into a situation when she was having sex with Trump. “I lay there, annoyed that I was getting fucked by a guy with Yeti pubes and a dick like the mushroom character in Mario Kart,” she says.” Bwhahaha
Paramount Member	Tue Sep 18 11:45:20 President Trump needs to write his own book now and describe Daniel’s vagina to us.
hood Member	Tue Sep 18 12:08:41 We've seen her vagina. Trump's new nickname is now universally Toadstool.
McKobb Member	Tue Sep 18 12:19:57 Shouldn't that be her nick?
hood Member	Tue Sep 18 12:31:38 Her nick would be princess peach, if we're going along that metaphor (and associated r34)
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 14:09:02 some Nintendo site is enjoying it... "Yay #MarioKart and #Toad are trending on Twitter!" http://twitter.com/nintendolife/status/1042106289868951554
Pillz Member	Tue Sep 18 14:53:24 Trump needs to sue her for libel, obviously. But if he doesn't..
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Sep 18 15:10:19 No one of any sense could possibly believe that this is a political forum.
delude Member	Tue Sep 18 15:18:27 You're right, they see you and figured that out immediately.
Paramount Member	Tue Sep 18 15:20:17 This only reflects trump's presidency. If you had a more mature and professional president it would have been different. No one of any sense could possibly believe that trump is fit for the job. He should stick to making reality shows.
Y2A Member	Tue Sep 18 15:28:29 If he is innocent, he would tweet out a pic of it.
Average Ameriacn Member	Tue Sep 18 15:29:15 WHO FUCKING CARES? Trump as President is all about his brain and he has the brain of a stable genius.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 16:39:57 recall he did decide to use a presidential debate to comment on his hand size (although the original attack was finger size specifically... he does have stubby fingers)
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Sep 18 17:53:14 Someone else brought that up first. I forget who. Might have been Rubio.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 19:06:12 Rubio did NOT bring it up at the debate. That was moron child Trump's choice.
kargen Member	Tue Sep 18 19:54:10 Wasn't a debate where Rubio made his statement but it was about hands. President Trump did respond during the debate because that is what he does. ----------------- Marco Rubio again unleashed an array of sharp attacks on Republican frontrunner Donald Trump, jabbing at his "small hands" and "spray tan." In response to the property mogul calling him "little Rubio," Rubio conceded that Trump was taller than him. However, the Florida senator suggested Trump had small hands for his height. "And you know what they say about guys with small hands," Rubio said with a smile, prompting stunned laughter from the crowd. After a brief pause he added: "You can't trust 'em!" The crowd responded with applause. Rubio also targeted Trump's notorious tan, saying he "doesn't sweat because his pores are clogged from the spray tan." "Donald Trump isn't gonna make America great, he's gonna make America orange," he said.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 21:58:15 "because that is what he does" Yes, we all accept that Trump is a child for some reason. He also decided another debate required no dignity by holding a press conference with Bill Clintons accusers just prior who then attended.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Sep 18 22:01:40 and Rubio did that shtick (NOT at a debate) as he was trying to be Trump-like, but it failed as being an idiot child clown only works, somehow, for one particular idiot
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Sep 18 23:29:59 tumbleweed - Yes, we all accept that Trump is a child for some reason. What do you mean we? You got a sewer rat in your pocket?
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