Utopia Talk / Politics / Nimatzo household is in dire straits

Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Apr 17 11:31:14 Wife: so I went passed this market and there, there they had a beautiful napkin holder. Me: a napkin holder? Is this it? Do we have everything else that we could possibly need? Wife: [and I quote] "but we have desperately needed a napkin holder for a long time." What kind of "man" lets his wife go without a napkin holder for "a long time"? I have failed as a husband.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Tue Apr 17 11:50:30 i don't even buy napkins... paper towels are all you need
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Apr 17 11:52:11 You are obviously single.
Rugian Member	Tue Apr 17 11:52:14 This calls for an honor killing. And by that I mean the wife needs to go.
TJ Member	Tue Apr 17 12:01:10 Toxic Femininity?
Hrothgar Member	Tue Apr 17 12:12:18 This is similar to my situation, but replace napkin holders with legacy 70s, 80s toys for our children hunted and found in 2nd hand stores.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Tue Apr 17 12:16:58 shez now da man of da house u despertlie ned 2 prove ur not sum cuk boy b4 she starts havin othar menz babies u shuld stik dat napkin holdar up her vag and then fuk her wit it stil inside or shes gona b takin othar mens dik
hood Member	Tue Apr 17 13:06:02 Don't napkins come in a holder? Put a hold on her place. Plastic wrap is an excellent napkin holder; remind her.
hood Member	Tue Apr 17 13:15:46 "Put a hold on her place" Ho in*. Put a ho in her place. Damn sjw phone.
obaminated Member	Tue Apr 17 13:46:07 So you just leave the napkins in the packaging it comes in? Clumsily drawing from it as you need like a barbarian?
hood Member	Tue Apr 17 14:37:50 Do not project your lack of coordination onto me, food.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Apr 17 16:13:11 Nimatzo is a monster.
zavyx Member	Tue Apr 17 17:41:14 just leave the nappy bucket next to the dining table, and wipe your mouth with dirty nappies, thus increasing household efficiency and reducing waste, or try harder to get the food in your mouth the first time, and not smudge it all over your face.
Aeros Member	Tue Apr 17 18:39:13 next she will be asking for one of those pink fuzzy things to put on the toilet seat. Its a slippery slope nim.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Apr 17 19:38:32 Poor guy.
jergul large member	Tue Apr 17 20:57:52 Yah, we got those too a few years ago.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Apr 17 21:04:46 Well, don't feel bad Nimatzo. I have a napkin holder and I am old and single.
Forwyn Member	Tue Apr 17 21:40:09 "Yah, we got those too a few years ago." RIP Nim, another SJW in the making
obaminated Member	Wed Apr 18 03:06:22 I personally like some form of covering over the toilet seat, shit gets cold during my morning constitution.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Apr 18 06:24:12 You are supposed to put the shit in the bowl, not on the seat.
Allahuakbar Member	Wed Apr 18 06:29:06 "Wife: so I went passed this market" Why do you allow her to walk around alone?
Paramount Member	Wed Apr 18 11:29:29 ”What kind of "man" lets his wife go without a napkin holder for "a long time"? I have failed as a husband.” You have not failed. You have become an equal man (en jämställd man). A man who regards equality between the genders to be important. You have embraced gender equality to the fullest now by showing your woman that she too can (and should) buy a napkin holder if she needs one, and not ask or wait for you to buy it.
Rugian Member	Wed Apr 18 11:51:12 ^nimatzo, you had best IMMEDIATELY lay down the law in your household lest this faggotry take hold.
jergul large member	Wed Apr 18 11:59:49 In other painful news. I just did 5 miles of lunges instead of xcountry skiing (I used the wrong klister). Nimi Do 5 miles of lunges in penance!
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Wed Apr 18 12:27:28 Obviously this thread has spiraled out of control.
Rugian Member	Wed Apr 18 14:47:58 The only thing spiraling out of control is your woman's sense of entitlement.
hood Member	Wed Apr 18 14:53:26 Next thing you know, she's going to want to get cabinet organizers to efficiently stack pots, pans, plates, glasses, silverware, cooking utensils, etc.
patom Member	Wed Apr 18 15:25:50 We seldom eat at the dining table. Usually eat watching TV in the living room. Have a coffee table that the top lifts up toward you. Grab some napkins out of the kitchen cabinet when we load up a plate.
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Wed Apr 18 15:30:13 Are you saying that the cost of the napkin holder was so much that it's causing a crises in your marriage?
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Thu Apr 19 10:48:17 It was how she expressed it that was funny, I don’t think ANYONE _needs_ a napkin holder ”for a long time”.
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