Utopia Talk / Politics / Game of Thrones Stromborn

Im better then you 2012 UP Football Champ	Sun Jul 23 11:48:22 Dany receives an unexpected vistor. Varys and Dany finally talk hopefully about the wine merchant in Season1. King Jon faces a revolt. Drunken dwarf plans conquest of Westeros in 59 mins. So for about two weeks Arya was pretending to be Walter Frey, Black Walder and that other Frey she baked into a pie while governing the Twins. Whose bed did she sleep in? How well did she rule? Why didn't she try to get Edmure? Why didn't Jamie have a small army occupy Dragonstone? Does Bran watch people touching themselves throughout history? I mean there is no mass entertainment, forced marriages, and only 2% of people knew how to read I'm sure thats what most people did most of the time. Is everyone happy with the male nudity so far?
Aeros Member	Sun Jul 23 12:03:39 I could go for stromboli tonight
Forwyn Member	Sun Jul 23 12:34:47 I was a little taken aback by how deserted Dragonstone was. There are villages on the island, and with Stannis dead for this long the Lannisters would have secured the island, as in the series.
chen Member	Sun Jul 23 15:35:58 Or the fact that Euron had to sail past an empty Dragonstone to get to King's Landing you'd think he'd at least leave a small garrison after telling Cersei that's where Dany would land.
Aeros Member	Sun Jul 23 16:06:59 we move at the speed of the plot here.
Aeros Member	Sun Jul 23 21:10:58 All men must die. Especially sand snakes that the plot could not really get to work right.
obaminated Member	Sun Jul 23 21:15:12 I thought they finally found the right tone for the sand snakes in their one scene together. Basically naive teenagers who envision this great exciting adventure they are embarking on where they'll avenge their father and be heroes. We the audience know they would never stand a chance against the mountain. It was really well done. And then they get killed by wild man euron.
chen Member	Sun Jul 23 21:51:33 Good riddance to them. A bit odd they left their armies behind when they could have just marched, but if it's what was needed for dead sand snakes that's fine by me. Wonder who will control Dorne now or if they'll just fall into anarchy.
obaminated Member	Sun Jul 23 22:18:14 Ellaria and Tyene are still alive. Ellaria is probably gonna be tortured to death but Cersie could keep Tyene as a hostage. Tyene would be the lawful heir to Dorne by this point. Also, as a nerd I know that Dorne, like the north, doesn't really have a navy so they d9nt really transport their troops easily.
Im better then you 2012 UP Football Champ	Sun Jul 23 22:39:25 Bad pussy is dead and Reek is back.
Forwyn Member	Mon Jul 24 00:13:36 Bad pussy is still alive, but will probably be worse pussy after a hundred rum-filled Ironborn are done with her.
Asgard Member	Mon Jul 24 00:27:17 Tyene has nice tits, she should therefore live.
McKobb Member	Mon Jul 24 02:39:43 I think the dragons ate them that hung out at dragonstone
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jul 24 14:31:01 The stone disease curing scene was disgusting. And everything was just a little too convenient in this episode. Predictable
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 26 01:58:52 It was very kewl to see Euron in action! He moves almost like Tom Hardy or something (big but very fast). And Yara just watching her ships burn, not wearing any armor :p .. and Reek is back!! \:D/ ;p I'm wondering if Yara, Tyene, and her daughter will be the "gift" that Euron promised Cersei or if he had something else in mind (like a GoT-book object that a UPer mentioned last season). This attack seemed planned, but it could have just been opportunistic? (I.e., he saw Yara's fleet and just went for it?) Littlefinger and Jon just sort of reenacted the scene that Ned and Littlefinger had in Season 1 (Ned choking Littlefinger outside Littlefinger's brothel)... and it looks like Littlefinger is ready to kill Jon now that Sansa is in power... Sansa seems to know that plan but might not have the mental tools to protect Jon or to separate the Knights of the Vale from Littlefinger... And it was a sweet scene when Arya decided to turn North instead of going after Cersei, but she has a habit of arriving only after her family has been killed, so that's not a good sign ;D Also sad that Arya's former puppy left Arya because Arya made her feel abandoned when Arya went galavanting to Bravos :p I'm still convinced that the Lord of Light is actually the Night King fucking up the realms in advance of his attacks! If Melisandre starts feeding Danny the Lord's plans, that could be the Night King's way of killing Danny (someone who clearly has the tools to kill the Night King and is thus his biggest enemy). Melisandre might be the only red priestess who doubts the Lord of Light's plans (so maybe she'll wise up to the Lord of Light's deceit?), but if she turns Jon and Danny against each other because of that addictive Lord of Light confidence booster, then this show might have an unhappy ending after all :p ... time for Bran to step up!
yankeessuck123 Member	Wed Jul 26 02:22:08 I would think that Littlefinger is intelligent enough not to tell Jon he wants to fuck his half-sister down in the family crypt. So I can only assume antagonizing Jon is part of some scheme he's working.
Paramount Member	Wed Jul 26 03:19:12 So, everyone will be dead and the Night King will sit on the Iron Throne and reign? Littlefinger is sleazy. First he fucked Jon's mom and now he wants to fuck his sister too.
Forwyn Member	Wed Jul 26 09:10:28 Catelyn was not his mom. One of the dragons will fight at Eastwatch and get ganked by White Walkers.
Cherub Cow Member	Wed Jul 26 19:34:44 [Forwyn]: "One of the dragons will fight at Eastwatch and get ganked by White Walkers." Would an undead dragon shoot frost from its mouth? :D .. [yankeessuck123]: "I would think that Littlefinger is intelligent enough not to tell Jon he wants to fuck his half-sister down in the family crypt. So I can only assume antagonizing Jon is part of some scheme he's working." [Paramount]: "Littlefinger is sleazy." I think that's the case (Littlefinger being sleazy more so than trying to antagonize Jon). If Jon hadn't choked Littlefinger, Littlefinger might have asked Jon if marrying Sansa would be okay by Jon — like a way of saying, "thanks," for the Vale's armies. Instead Littlefinger now knows that Jon will have to die in order for Littlefinger to be with Sansa on the Iron Throne... which I guess was an answer Littlefinger got from antagonizing Jon.. so.. part of his scheme in a way?
hood Member	Wed Jul 26 19:56:51 "First he fucked Jon's mom and now he wants to fuck his sister too." Yeah, we already learned that Jon Targaryen's mother was Lyanna Stark.
hood Member	Wed Jul 26 19:57:09 (who littlefinger never touched)
obaminated Member	Wed Jul 26 21:04:40 But he thinks he banged her.
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