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Allahuakbar
Member
Thu Jun 22 04:59:27
We told you so!

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Farmer dies after pig bit off his penis and three fingers

Richard Hartley-ParkinsonRichard Hartley-Parkinson for Metro.co.ukSunday 18 Jun 2017 8:46 am

A farmer has died after a pig bit off his penis and three of his fingers, it has been reported.

Miguel Anaya Pablo, 60, allegedly decided to start fighting with his pig after a drunken night out in his home town of San Lucas Ojitlan in south-western Mexico’s state of Oaxaca.

Local media reports that the pig became aggressive after the farmer provoked it, jumping up and knocking him over.

The animal then bit off three of the fingers of Mr Pablo’s right hand and his penis.

The farmer was rushed to hospital in the nearby town of Tuxtepec and treated for the bite wounds.

But despite their interventions, doctors could not control the bacterial infections caused by the pig’s bites.

Mr Pablo eventually died some time after the attack. An autopsy has been ordered to find out more about the exact circumstances of his death

Forensics tests are also being carried out. No details of the victim’s family situation were reported.
patom
Member
Thu Jun 22 05:12:55
So if anyone starts a fight with an animal and that animal uses their superior strength in defense and manages to kill their antagonist. Are they now considered unclean?
Allahuakbar
Member
Thu Jun 22 05:25:15
Unclean! Bacterias!

"But despite their interventions, doctors could not control the bacterial infections caused by the pig’s bites."

I survived three camel bites already, never got an infection!
Paramount
Member
Thu Jun 22 07:45:28
How exactly do you get your penis bitten off in a fight with a pig?


" the pig became aggressive after the farmer provoked it, jumping up and knocking him over."

Pigs can jump?

Not sure I beleive this story, that this is what really happened.

The farmer got home drunk and wanted to have sex. He saw his cute litttle pig and thought why not. So he pulled out his penis and hold it in front of the pigs mouth. So the pig thought it was food and bit it off. The farmer screamed "you fking pig!" and tried to get his penis back from the pig's mouth. The pig wouldn't let go of the penis and bit off the farmers fingers too. The farmer then collapsed, crying.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu Jun 22 13:32:40
They may be filthy, but they are also delicious.
Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Thu Jun 22 13:41:17
So if Allah didn't want us to eat them, he wouldn't have made them so delicious.
-Homer Simpson

Well no he never said that, but he could have!
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Thu Jun 22 15:54:47
'Pigs can jump?'

Why not? They probably can't jump very high, but they can definitely jump.
Aeros
Member
Thu Jun 22 17:17:11
I think paramount has it right
Hrothgar
Member
Thu Jun 22 23:24:04
Trust me, a grown hog or sow can F you up. They are huge, with tusks, and instinct to kill when pissed off.

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