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Utopia Talk / Politics / Trump to declare war on Australia
tumbleweed
the wanderer | Thu Jun 15 18:33:27 Australian PM mocked Trump: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TL3YlQTMa88 |
Dukhat
Member | Thu Jun 15 19:53:12 Better than even odds he accidentally launches the nukes at Austria instead. |
McKobb
Member | Thu Jun 15 22:25:51 Lol |
zavyx
Member | Sat Jun 17 08:48:59 he doesn't know about our secret weapon. all we do is infect koalas with rabies, and set them lose in american suburbia - they'll wipe out an entire neighborhood before you know what hit you. can you imagine all the people thinking "isn't it so cute" then it bites their head off. |
zavyx
Member | Sat Jun 17 08:49:33 weaponised koala bears are going to mess you up big time. |
zavyx
Member | Sat Jun 17 16:21:11 our other weapon is bad actors, we've already sent Rebel Wilson, Nicole Kidman and Hugh Jackman to infiltrate hollywood, don't mess with us, they're not the worst ones we've got. |
murder
Member | Sat Jun 17 16:55:13 "he doesn't know about our secret weapon." http://bit.ly/2rIoTlv |
murder
Member | Sat Jun 17 16:56:37 "don't mess with us, they're not the worst ones we've got." I remember Jacko. We surrender! :o) |
CrownRoyal
Member | Sat Jun 17 19:21:22 Donald often claims that the world is "laughing at US", maybe he is right |
Hot Roid
Member | Sat Jun 17 21:08:13 The world laughed at us when Obama was president. With Trump he has brought us honor, prestige, and the world respects us now! |
zavyx
Member | Sun Jun 18 10:05:05 our chemical weapons division has been developing hallucinogenic Vegemite - once every kid in America is having Vegemite on their toast for breakfast every morning, we'll release the dosed up spread, U.S kids will all go completely insane, and then maybe voting a socialist negro t.v talk show host into the white house will actually seem like a really good idea. Then we just sit back and watch your nation self destruct. and you thought dropping bombs on Hiroshima was pretty smart. |
hood
Member | Sun Jun 18 10:30:39 nobody here eats your shitty spread, sorry. |
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