Utopia Talk / Politics / Is Hot Rod Dead?

smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 11:46:12 He hasn't posted in a while. No new threads, no comments all day, at least 24 hours. I think the Orlando incident caused him to Muslim-hate-rage to death. It's a little early for the champagne, but I think this is really it.
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Mon Jun 13 11:48:55 Did Hot Rod pm you and ask you to post this?
smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 11:52:48 No, but his brother did
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jun 13 11:54:58 We'll have to wait till November 4th to know for sure if Rod is ok. I mean, if Trump wins, there is nothing out there that would prevent Rod from posting celebratory messages
smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 12:06:03 I found his final post here. An eerie portent of his demise? http://www...hread=77224&time=1465760386970 "Hot Rod Revved Up Sat Jun 11 10:40:24 I guess they are not all dead yet. "
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Mon Jun 13 12:18:30 Are you the real smart dude or did someone buy his computer at a yard sale?
Paramount Member	Mon Jun 13 12:19:58 The FBI might actually finally have arrested him. People at his elderly center might have noticed his combat knife and the Confederate flag he has on his wall. He has sworn allegiance to Trump. His neighbors were probably worried and called the FBI.
hood Member	Mon Jun 13 15:19:16 Have my wildest UP dreams come true!?
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Jun 13 15:27:30 I think I gave the flag to Fred. Yep a little early for the champagne. My computer blew up. I opened what I thought was a social security website and the computer started talking to me telling me I had a major problem and something about them wanting to fix it, for a price. I shut it down as soon as I could, but all I can do is open it to my desktop. Weatherbug and PLUTO comes up, but that is as far as it goes. Tech Trager, Inc. fixed it last time so I'm going to contact them and see what they can do. If you don't hear from me for awhile that means I had to get a new computer. Maybe I can find a deal at a garage sale. Later guys.
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jun 13 15:36:04 Bud!
McKobb Member	Mon Jun 13 15:47:38 I think some time off might be good for old boy.
smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 18:15:07 lol, Rod got hit by ransomware. Stupid old people clicking on weird email links. What a moron.
smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 18:16:37 "I opened what I thought was a social security website" Smart though, exploiting old people's sense of entitlement and leeching habits. "Oooh, more free government money? *CLICK*" Ayn Rand would be proud.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Jun 13 18:45:23 stupid dud, so you are not going to draw your Social Security? Interesting.
Hood Member	Mon Jun 13 18:55:15 My plan failed? SHIT
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Jun 13 18:56:23 BTW, they showed me a list of about a dozen hackers that are embedded in my computer. How many of them are in this forum I wonder?
Wrath of Orion Member	Mon Jun 13 19:15:06 Oh dear, Retard Rod appears to have screwed himself once again.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Jun 13 19:17:16 I expect you are one, you have the mentality for something like that.
Wrath of Orion Member	Mon Jun 13 19:20:41 I have far better things to do with my time than hack some worthless delusional person's computer.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Jun 13 19:23:28 You would love to get into my computer so you can see how a real man lives.
Wrath of Orion Member	Mon Jun 13 19:41:41 Terrified and wasting away on welfare while pissing himself in his mobility scooter? No thanks, I can go to an assisted living home to see that if I wanted to for some reason.
smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 19:46:42 It's 2016 and old people are still clicking on suspicious email links. Lol. "so you are not going to draw your Social Security?" First I won't be some worthless broke cripple who relies on it to survive. Second, your worthless and parasitic generation will have dried it up by then.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Jun 13 20:31:28 Both of you hang out here. What makes you think you are going to do any better than me. Hell, I was even smarter when I was you age.
smart dude Member	Mon Jun 13 22:09:42 We are doing better than you. Weren't you, like, a used car salesman or something? The world's lowest, most depressing profession.
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Mon Jun 13 22:15:12 Just think Hot Rod, there are men who got rich getting paid to have their dick sucked.
Wrath of Orion Member	Mon Jun 13 22:49:58 Considering I have an actual education, I'm already doing far better than Retard Rod ever did.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 02:33:13 I'm better looking too.
chuck Member	Tue Jun 14 08:21:05 Hot Rod died in a car wreck in January of 1967. The one you know is just a body double picked by the record label to ensure the golden goose kept laying. Source: Play The Beatles - Revolution #9 backwards.
CrownRoyal Member	Tue Jun 14 08:44:39 ". Weren't you, like, a used car salesman or something? The world's lowest, most depressing profession." I think my bud did something in accounting. Which is a pretty exciting field
Rugian Member	Tue Jun 14 08:52:11 Fuck you.
hood Member	Tue Jun 14 08:56:31 Do cashiers count as part of the accounting department now?
CrownRoyal Member	Tue Jun 14 09:03:26 Listen, if you like what you do, that's exciting enough, who cares what other people think? I was commenting on the general sentiment about working with numbers, which is considered boring. But if you're not into your job, even the least boring job will eventually become a routine, performed for compensation
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 09:11:07 I was a number cruncher specializing in reconciling. People were just smart enough to get their accounts FUBAR so they would call me in to get things straight again.
smart dude Member	Tue Jun 14 10:45:03 Ah yes. Hot Rod, the man who fixes things.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 13:17:26 So you were a glorified secretary. No shock there since you have no real education.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 15:24:33 I'm just good with a ten key and figuring out what goes where. I went into the office of Tri-Valley Growers and they were trying to get a handle on their national inventory in the nearly 30 warehouses using three columns on a columnar pad. I told them they were never going to get what they needed doing that. They brought in their CPA and it was determined they needed about 28 columns, a staff of 20 with over half being CPA's and it took us about 10 months to complete the job. Tri-Valley Growers distributes about 75% of all of the canned goods in America. Or they did at the time anyway.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 17:08:10 Right, so as I said, a glorified secretary. And that's fine, the world needs secretaries. It doesn't take any education or intelligence, and that describes a lot of people. People like you.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 17:23:55 Foreigners, will you ever learn a little English. Secretaries do words, a reconciler does numbers.
Hood Member	Tue Jun 14 17:30:46 Old retards, will they ever learn a little English? Glorified modifies the word secretary to mean "of the same vein."
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 17:43:51 Oh pulleeezzzzz. You think you are glorified?
smart dude Member	Tue Jun 14 18:38:36 ^ what a strange response
Canadian Member	Tue Jun 14 18:56:45 Don't knock the man for his senility.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 19:33:41 To be quite honest, I don't follow the meaning of the sentence. "Glorified modifies the word secretary to mean "of the same vein.""
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 21:50:40 It's actually pretty self-explanatory. I suppose I shouldn't be surprised that it's beyond your comprehension. In short, it means that while you may not have technically been a secretary, what you were doing amounted to being a secretary but going by a different title. In essence, you were a secretary with numbers. Like I said - no intelligence or education required, which is why you were probably perfect for the job.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 22:16:17 That makes no sense whatsoever. A secretary could run circles around that minuscule little brain of yours. BTW, Carly Fiorina started as a secretary in a small office. As I said, "you never look good, trying to make someone else look bad."
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 22:21:15 Carly Fiorina is a fucking moron. Nice example, lol.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 22:28:41 And the last time you were CEO of a Fortune 500 Corporation was?????????????????????????
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 22:33:36 Ah yes, the expected response from you. Same with Trump, as we all know. "They have lots of money, so they must be awesome and really smart! Durrrr."
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 22:37:22 Shall we talk about her bullshit regarding the fetus "video" or some of the other batshit stupid remarks she's well known for? But why would we? It would go just the same as it does with you and Trump - you stick your head in the sand and claim something like you and Trump are both racists because "you're just not, durrrr." Despite the ongoing record you've both accumulated of racist remarks/posts.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 22:37:40 *aren't
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 22:39:55 Well, you are self proclaimed smart. I guess you are a Billionaire too. I'll check and see if I can guess which one of the Fortune 500's Richest that you are. Care to give me a hint?
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 22:42:13 I've never claimed to be a billionaire. That's an ongoing, and rather sad, attempt at a strawman. You tend to do that a lot. Have you noticed? How long before you just flee this thread or go run to the mod thread like a little bitch?
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 22:46:22 I see, since you don't have money you are saying that you are stupid. Cool.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 22:47:50 I've never claimed to not have money, either. Once again, another strawman.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 22:57:11 I'm sorry for misinterpreting your assets. I thought you were smart and had money. I can see now that I was wrong.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 23:12:12 Yet another strawman - keep it up, you're actually pretty bad at the whole thing, but with practice you might improve a bit. Considering I do not comment on my real life situation, you're making a lot of assumptions, which is normal for you. However, you DO comment on your real life situation on a regular basis. It's not an assumption that you have no real education and that you are leeching welfare to get by. Your posts prove that besides not having an education, you're also extremely unintelligent (you're pretty much always wrong but never see it) and lack any real willpower (admitted by yourself not long ago when I asked why just keep posting at me despite numerous claims to be ignoring me). Your own posts paint a very sad picture of you.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 23:31:55 LOL@woo. - Considering I do not comment on my real life situation, you're making a lot of assumptions, which is normal for you. Then why does it bother you so much? You just don't see it do you? I'll let you see if you can figure it out someday. Meanwhile, I'll keep making up straw men since they get abut three inches under your skin and it bothers you so much. I must say, I am a tad surprised at the length of your post. Usually I get the same short insult thanks to your lack of imagination.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 23:37:30 And another strawman. None of this bothers me - we've already had this conversation. You're the one that seems to get bothered and then run to the mod thread threatening war with your epic forumz skillz. Still waiting on that, btw.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Tue Jun 14 23:49:16 You're bothered alright. Anyone can tell that.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Jun 14 23:51:43 My summarizing the bits of info you post about yourself to show what a sad picture it paints means I'm bothered? Right... Your delusions truly have no end.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Jun 15 00:02:29 Of course. That is your way of getting back at me for the straw men that I throw at you. You are just too obvious. Comes from being poor and not very smart I hear. :)
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Jun 15 00:39:32 I keep watching the Mod thread, but woo hasn't posted there so I'm going to bed. He will probably show up tomorrow with his tail between his legs and claiming I ran away. G'Night Folks.
Wrath of Orion Member	Wed Jun 15 07:33:53 Why would I claim that? I've never said someone ran away from a thread when they just went off to sleep. This is a pretty classic Retard Rod thread. Mostly strawmen, assumptions with no basis, let alone proof, and being wrong in just about every single one of his posts. It's amazing someone as idiotic as him made it to such an age.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Jun 15 08:22:06 Why does it bother you so much? Having trouble with your little ego are you?
Wrath of Orion Member	Wed Jun 15 08:38:40 It doesn't, but feel free to provide proof to backup your claim whenever you want. Nobody will hold their breath, though, because we all know you can rarely backup the lies you post.
smart dude Member	Tue Nov 22 01:11:40 ttt, Hot Rod is AWOL again. I think this could be it, guys. Cautious optimism.
Forwyn Member	Tue Nov 22 01:59:34 "Smart though, exploiting old people's sense of entitlement and leeching habits. "Oooh, more free government money? *CLICK*" I lol'd
smart dude Member	Tue Mar 07 00:33:01 Need to bump this thread again.
smart dude Member	Tue Mar 07 00:46:09 http://www...hread=28557&time=1262856853171 also relevant
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Mar 07 08:38:03 Maybe Hack Rod has started to realize just what a dumpster fire Trump actually is. I suspect someone will be "finding" his laptop at a garage sale within a month.
Sam Adams Member	Tue Mar 07 19:20:48 I like looking back on such shining examples of me being right... lol Anyway, if HR, or any of us, buys it we will probably not find out about it. Just silence.
Wrath of Orion Member	Tue Mar 07 21:12:07 Let's face it... Silence from Retard Rod, regardless of the reason, is welcome.
smart dude Member	Thu Jun 08 11:31:49 Topping thread because Hot Rod might be dead again. He's been awol for days.
obaminated Member	Thu Jun 08 11:43:35 He said he would be gone for a week.
Paramount Member	Thu Jun 08 11:46:57 Yup, he is moving back to Israel.
smart dude Member	Thu Jun 08 22:03:13 "He said he would be gone for a week." Oh. He must be setting up his computer again.
smart dude Member	Sat Jun 17 22:12:42 can we confirm?
obaminated Member	Sat Jun 17 22:58:03 It has been longer than he claimed.
Aeros Member	Sun Jun 18 01:18:42 Indecent exposure could have had him out on parole in a week. The board is probably not letting him out though until he does his 2 months.
TJ Member	Sun Jun 18 08:57:38 His computer came up missing in the process of moving. It has probably been sold at a garage sale by now. I called him yesterday and HR asked me to tell all of you hello and that he shall return asap. (chuckle)
obaminated Member	Sun Jun 18 11:39:58 Please tell me you don't regularly chat with hot rod.
Average Ameriacn Member	Sun Jun 18 11:45:36 I would donate $5 for a new PC for Hot Rod. He is one of the few patriots of this forum.
TJ Member	Sun Jun 18 13:51:52 Pretty much the only contact we've had is when he has an unusually long absence from UP. We've talked over the phone maybe five or six times at most throughout the years of posting on UP. Each time was a pleasant and respectful conversation. I have had and still do enjoy a very busy and rewarding life. I wouldn't be posting now if I were not in the middle of renovating my man cave, which is keeping me close to home. I have the skills necessary to do all the work rather than the need of hiring to get things accomplished. I had a few moments so decided to check in with UP and saw HR had been gone longer than he had suggested in his moving post. So I picked up the phone and made contact.
patom Member	Mon Jun 19 13:30:37 Thanks TJ. You are a gentleman and a scholar.
TJ Member	Mon Jun 19 19:22:10 You're welcome Tom. Did you get all settled into your new place and the lake house sold? Hope all is working out for you and your family.
patom Member	Mon Jun 19 22:29:56 Yep, Aspire and his wife are turning the downstairs into an apartment for themselves. We've been working on it as we go and the money goes. There was carpet everywhere, even in the bathrooms. Gone now upstairs and working on it downstairs. Aspire has made a neat workstation for his computer stuff. We put in a bigger circuit breaker box to handle the extra circuits we'll be needing for the extra kitchen etc. If you're ever up in the Bangor area give me a shout. We're 5 min. from the interstate.
Dukhat Member	Mon Jun 19 22:42:22 Hot Rod will die one of these days. We must not lose hope.
TJ Member	Tue Jun 20 09:35:37 Tom, glad things are working out well for you and Aspire. If I ever get near Bangor I'll definitely let you know and we can meet up. Dukhat, very astute of you to say a 78 year old with health issues will die one of these days. The odds in your favor is no guarantee that you'll live through tomorrow or even the following hour from now. A ticket in the lottery of dying should not be purchased with hope. Your own life could be the price. It just might be wise to carefully consider what you wish. Jokes can take ugly twists.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Jun 20 10:33:29 I think most of us have reached levels of frustration OVER 9000 with Hot Rod, I never wanted him dead, not even when he died that one time :D
TJ Member	Tue Jun 20 11:25:33 I'm pretty sure a person doesn't plan their fictitious death if not out of frustration. I'd say that wanting to do something like that went well above 9000. Ugly twists...
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Tue Jun 20 11:49:34 Hehe, wrote this on my phone, but got distracted.. "Besides has anyone thought about what drives a man to fake his own death? Some of you people are just awful!"
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