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Rugian
Member
Sun May 31 18:23:08
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agWcTyXrjfM

55 mins of nudity, violence and adult language.

Arya makes progress in her training. Sansa confronts an old friend. Cersei struggles. Jon travels.

"If I could do what Ramsay did to you, I would." Sansa to Reek


Will Lord Friendzone succumb to greyscale or the executioner first?

Is Ser Meryn finally going to find himself scratched off of Arya's list?

Will Alliser Thorne try taking over Castle Black

How is Tommen going to rule now that both his mother and wife are in prison?

As long as D&D are making continual changes from the books, are we going to get a Cersei and Margaery lesbian scene in the Black Cells?

When is GRRM going to finish the fucking series already?
Rugian
Member
Sun May 31 18:23:25
Aw, fuck me, wrong tag.
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Sun May 31 19:39:05
It's 60 mins you got some bad info best leave this to the pro.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member
Sun May 31 19:50:12
"When is GRRM going to finish the fucking series already?"

its posibel he wil die from being fat b4 he finishes da seriez
Rugian
Member
Sun May 31 20:00:22
Ahem

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3866850/?ref_=tt_eps_cu_n
Forwyn
Member
Sun May 31 20:05:08
None of the episodes this season have been a full 60. They've all been like 5 minutes shorter.
Rugian
Member
Sun May 31 20:14:21
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ Sun May 31 19:24:50
60 mins of violence nudity and adult language and situations.

Arya makes progress in learning how to kill random people so she can kill people that've pissed her off. Sansa confronts an old friend and gets raped some more. Cersei struggles:) Jon leaves Castle Black so alot of people are going to die.

-quick recap

Maester Aemon dies of natural causes... No no that can't be right..... Little Sam killed him. Later Gilly (who was raped by her dad for most of her adult life) is about to get raped by two guys of night watch, but Sam barges in and is like "Enough with the rape!". He is badly beaten and saved by a giant mythical dog and gets some sad sad pity sex for his lame effort.
Sansa loses her fucking mind and asks Reek/Theon to light a candle in the empty tower. Either he is Reek and will tell Ramsey or he is Theon and will fuck up this simple task. So Ramsey flays the old lady who had offered to help Sansa who he was probaly gonna flay anyway. Cause that's his plan to defeat Stannis.
At the King's army's camp, the Onion Knight tells King Stannis that everything is fucked up men are deserting, horeses are dying, and the 7 day forcast is depressing as fuck. He suggests they walk back to Castle Black and hid for a couple years. The one true king says the weather channel can suck his salty fiery balls. Melisandre requests permission to burn to death his only daughter. King Stannis says that's an even shittier idea and has to be wishing he had better advisors.

We discover Lord FriendZone killed Khal Drogo and killed 50 people with a flamming sword in the Battle of Spike. After impressing Danny by defeating the other slaves by not killing them, Lord FZ reveals his true identity.

Olenna's demand for Loras and Margaery's release is declined by the High Sparrow who seems to be quite determined to solve the case of the buggered innkeeper. Later, the High Sparrow reveals to Cersei that Lancel has accepted a plea deal which causes her to want to use the restroom immediately. She is than attacked by a pack of wild angry nuns and thrown in a dungeon.


Whose face will Arya be wearing in the first scene?

Why doesn't the Red Priestess get laid and produce anthor smoke baby and kill the Boltons?

Will there ever be a rape free episode?

CrownRoyal
Member
Sun May 31 21:03:57
Well, that was something. I'd say the episode ending reminded me of World War Z and the storming of Jerusalem walks
CrownRoyal
Member
Sun May 31 21:04:20
*walls
Renzo Marquez
Member
Sun May 31 21:13:18
That was awesome.
CrownRoyal
Member
Sun May 31 21:15:33
I have no clue what's gonna happen next and I kind of like it
Renzo Marquez
Member
Sun May 31 21:23:45
Is it known from the books that valyrian steel can kill whitewalkers?
CrownRoyal
Member
Sun May 31 21:46:33
I did not think so, but maybe I'm forgetting
CrownRoyal
Member
Sun May 31 21:47:45
Apparently that steel can kill WW, according to books


http://www...of-thrones?mbid=social_twitter


^spoilers
Renzo Marquez
Member
Sun May 31 21:53:10
http://awo...php/Valyrian_steel#Dragonsteel

Suggested in books 4 and 5 apparently. I didn't remember.
McKobb
Member
Sun May 31 22:27:01
dragon fire, dragon glass, dragon scale, valyrian steel, and dragons all probably have a role against the WW
Rugian
Member
Sun May 31 23:09:29
Well, silver lining, Tormund Giantsbane is done with fighting against the Night's Watch for the foreseeable future...
Im better then you
2012 UP Football Champ
Sun May 31 23:40:18
Best episode of all time in TV history.

-Cersai has lost her two redeeming features caring about her children and her high checkbones.
Renzo Marquez
Member
Sun May 31 23:40:37
Better zombie action in 15 minutes than in the entire series Walking Dead.
Rugian
Member
Mon Jun 01 00:03:53
Game of Thrones is such a weird show. 14 days ago, people far and wide were bitching about how the fight with the Sand Snakes was completely amateurish and an insult to the books' characters. And tonight's battle was the single best battle that I've seen in TV or movies in years. It was gripping, it had me caring for the protagonists, and it was fucking scary. Fucking hell.
Hood
Member
Mon Jun 01 02:28:05
Curse those tight budgets?
Asgard
Member
Mon Jun 01 04:36:15
last episode.... I have the shivers.
wow.
Asgard
Member
Mon Jun 01 04:38:19
"Better zombie action in 15 minutes than in the entire series Walking Dead."

That's because Walking Dead and countless other zombie-apocalypse shows only exist to show the make-up artist's talent.

In GoT, zombies are here to kill, not to show their pretty face.
MrPresident07
Member
Mon Jun 01 08:25:07
When the Night's King held up his hands at the end...damn that was badass.
Aeros
Member
Mon Jun 01 09:10:55
http://pho...ome-at-me-crow-nights-king.gif
Bushisdabestpresi
Member
Mon Jun 01 14:57:23
they shuld give da giant archers draginglass arows rofl.
The Powers That Be
Member
Mon Jun 01 15:06:14
We need more Giants in this show. From a "What the fuck you looking at?" one liner to killing dozens of zombies with a flaming post, these dudes are awesome.

And fuck dragon glass arrows - forge a Giant-sized dragon glass sword. Cleave through hordes of the undead.
The Powers That Be
Member
Mon Jun 01 15:08:25
This episode was awesome in one big way - it really juxtaposed the absurdity of the Game of Thrones compared to the overarching threat of the White Walkers. The sit down between Tyrion and Danaerys was a great back and forth, but once the episode is over and you reflect back on it, they're talking about something essentially meaningless in climbing the iron throne only to be utterly destroyed by an army that grows with the death of every soldier under their sword.

In my opinion, the best episode of the series.
honest politician
Member
Mon Jun 01 15:23:31
"And fuck dragon glass arrows - forge a Giant-sized dragon glass sword. Cleave through hordes of the undead."

Dragon glass shatters against armour and isn't needed against the undead. I think it happened to Sam in the book, around the time he meets Coldhands. Fire and steel are good enough for the undead masses.
MrPresident07
Member
Mon Jun 01 15:24:22
It definitely ranks up there...Red Wedding was probably still the best IMO.
McKobb
Member
Mon Jun 01 15:24:29
The giant has the glass.
Rugian
Member
Mon Jun 01 15:28:27
Dragonglass? He has a flaming 8x8. He's fine as it is.
jergul
large member
Mon Jun 01 15:44:57
It puts all our troubles into proper perspective.
Forwyn
Member
Mon Jun 01 19:53:25
What did the giant do? Get aboard a ship? Walk into the water to avoid being converted? Turn into a whale?

Otherwise, fucking awesome episode. 10/10
McKobb
Member
Mon Jun 01 21:25:22
He wanks off accross the narrow sea.
CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Jun 01 21:33:05
The giant becomes Sir Loras' boyfriend and eventually rules Highgarden. Take it to the bank.
Forwyn
Member
Mon Jun 01 21:37:27
Oh. Its Wun Wun! Guess he survives.
jergul
large member
Tue Jun 02 20:18:26
Yah, I was not paying attention. I mistakenly thought it was a duplicate thread.

Nimatzo
iChihuaha
Tue Jun 02 21:53:50
How many multis does Rugian have? Is he half the forum?
Rugian
Member
Wed Jun 03 11:29:57
Just be fortunate that I've forgotten the passwords to most of them over the years.
Rugian
Member
Wed Jun 03 11:38:53
And now the rains weep 'over her hall
With not a soul to hear

---

US Game of Thrones special effects editor, 29, mauled to death by lion when it pounced through open car window in South African safari park

http://www...al-attacked.html#ixzz3c1AM7tm3
Asgard
Member
Wed Jun 03 11:47:46
Pretty lady.

Fucking Lannisters.
CrownRoyal
Member
Wed Jun 03 14:58:44
"Katherine Chappell was taking pictures out of 4X4 up until moment the lioness launched herself through the open window, say park officials "

Seriously, wtf? I'm sorry she died but the only way this could be any dumber is if she was taking a selfie with a lion.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member
Wed Jun 03 15:28:41
wots rong wit doing dis http://www..._ozmen_photography/13389577404
Forwyn
Member
Wed Jun 03 21:18:13
And now her watch has ended.
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