Utopia Talk / Politics / DAMN Lesbian Porn is AWESOME

Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 15:43:59 I'm totally pro gay rights when I see Lesbian porn. Somehow I never can see lesbians as homos, either. Homos are annoying, melodramatic, temperamental, easily offended and upset, obsess over pointless and trivial things like different articles of clothing clashing on even the slightest level. Lesbians are just hot chicks that need a tongue on their clit and a slap on the ass. Who could argue with that?
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 15:46:03 I think I'm going to have to set up some bi chicks for a good party time. I haven't done that in a very long time. I know for a fact I can get 2 chicks at once, though, so that's too low of a bar. Maybe 3? 4? And when I do, I'm going to put a laptop screen up with UP in the background so you fags know it was me. Any suggestions on what I should do when I take pics so you know it's me?
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Fri Jan 03 15:47:30 A new chapter has begun in JBs attempts to convince us he is super hetero.
hood Member	Fri Jan 03 15:56:35 I don't think JB realizes that he's watching paid actresses. Nor do I believe he's ever met a lesbo irl.
Paramount Member	Fri Jan 03 16:00:16 "Any suggestions on what I should do when I take pics so you know it's me?" Lick her balls?
Wrath of Orion Member	Fri Jan 03 16:01:14 rofl
CrownRoyal Member	Fri Jan 03 16:05:10 "I know for a fact I can get 2 chicks at once, though, so that's too low of a bar. Maybe 3? 4? " How many balls between them, 4? Maybe 6? 8?
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:09:34 Actually the lesbians I've met- true lesbians- are cocky. I had one act rather agressive around my wife and stare me down when she wasn't looking. But BI girls are totally different. I've met probably 30+ in my life and the majority have been girly-girls. As near as I could tell, they didn't identify as LEZ, or STRAIGHT or anything else. They were just people. I know of one bi girl who actually stayed in a lesbian relationship for 6 or 7 years, and still didn't ever think of herself as a lesbian, just as a woman who was attracted to that particular person during that particular time. I banged her 2 weeks after I met her.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:13:56 So if i set up a 4-some, it's going to be with bisexual girls, not lesbians.
Aeros Member	Fri Jan 03 16:14:02 JB will support his daughter being lesbian. And his wife.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:15:18 Actually, if my wife went LEZ on me, I'd set up a threesome literally every week as long as I wasn't tired. At this point, my daughter has pissed me off to the point where I really don't give a shit what she does after age 18.
Aeros Member	Fri Jan 03 16:15:29 Honestly, I think JB's daughter probably will go gay, since he's her prime example of a male. Way to set the bar JB.
Jesse Malcolm Barack Member	Fri Jan 03 16:16:08 What did she do dude? Get pregnant?
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:16:29 No just annoy the shit out of me.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:18:10 She snuck online and posted a bunch of things that could jeopardize her ability to get a scholarship. Terrible language, links to adult content, etc.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:19:08 "Fri Jan 03 16:15:29 Honestly, I think JB's daughter probably will go gay, since he's her prime example of a male. Way to set the bar JB. " Um. No. She might be a slut if she copied me, but gay... dont think so.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Fri Jan 03 16:20:22 "At this point, my daughter has pissed me off to the point where I really don't give a shit what she does after age 18." JB - The family man
Wrath of Orion Member	Fri Jan 03 16:22:35 I'm sure your little girl would be proud of her adulterous, tranny fucking father.
TJ Member	Fri Jan 03 16:25:38 Being annoyed is your foreseeable future so you might as well learn to deal. The sooner the better. BTW, I have a lesbian couple who live next door. They are in their 60's and both divorced from husbands with grown children. They could show you a thing or two about assholes I imagine. I will also add that they are one hell of a lot of fun. They've invited the wife and I to a few of their parties and other couples such as themselves. Real characters and Harley riders to boot.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Jan 03 16:39:22 It always amazes me how man of you kids still bother with porn. I guess it takes more time than it used to to grow up.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:44:30 Dude, I'm no kid. Wanting to look at the female form has less to do with age and more to do with one's testosterone levels. Hot Rod, if you lack the urge to look at, be around, smell, touch, taste, listen to women, you should get your T levels checked. And you're an older dude too. If the levels are low, they'll give you a shot, and you're going to be howling on the street corner at every pair of tits that walks by like a wolf. I know my test levels are sky high, and I know when the levels get low. When they're high, I find myself stopping mid-set through a set of squats just to look at a spandex pair of pants wrapped around a beautiful gorgeous female ass slinking by. It's as if I can hear those buttery smooth vanilla butt cheeks rubbing up against each other with each and every step she takes.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:46:08 And when my levels are low, I sit on the couch, eat a couple of pints of Ben & Jerry's and cry as I watch The Odd Life of Timothy Green.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:47:07 And btw Hot Rod, I know what I'm talking about. There's a couple of older dudes- I don't know your own age- but they're in their mid 50's and they were prescribed testosterone. All they talk about is women. They put me to shame actually.
hood Member	Fri Jan 03 16:48:28 Rod is closing in on 80. And its great to see what a "family man" had for priorities. Any ass, no matter what.
tumbleweed the wanderer	Fri Jan 03 16:48:53 sounds more like you have a serious mental illness
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Jan 03 16:51:00 When I got my first internet connection I immersed myself in porn. Then, like smoking, I quit an never looked back. There are millions of ladies out there I would love to spend some naked time with, but pictures just don't cut it anymore.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:52:29 okay. Time out. Where did you guys get this "family man" shit? @tumbleweed: Really? I'm mentally ill because I think women are amazing and think about pussy roughly 20% of my day? @hood: Age 80 isn't anything but a number. He could get a prescription for testosterone, and human growth hormone which is showing huge promise with reversing aging symptoms. His quality of life would go up, his mental clarity would improve and his body would be healthier.
Jesse Malcolm Barack Member	Fri Jan 03 16:53:19 so you were into porn back when you were 55-60?
TJ Member	Fri Jan 03 16:54:16 For some reason I can envision the old gals in the senior citizen center would probably be smiling again if HR got shots of testosterone. lmao
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Jan 03 16:55:05 Just to set the record straight, I just turned 75 in November. Late November.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:55:11 And to be honest, I don't really look at porn all that much either, but not because I liken it to smoking. I stopped jerking it to porn because I'm convinced it makes me perform poorly in real life. I started to notice signs of not being able to get aroused unless I could see the woman's body close up. I started to want the lights on all the time. I quickly put two and two together. I was preferring visual stiumulus like porn. Took a few months to "norm" again. Don't look at porn much anymore since then.
Hip Member	Fri Jan 03 16:55:58 But when I do, LEZBIANNNNZZ ZZZZZ FOR TEH WINN
Wrath of Orion Member	Fri Jan 03 16:56:49 JB is trying really hard to convince us he's hetero today, so I can only assume he recently fucked another tranny and now needs a bit of denial.
Hrothgar Member	Fri Jan 03 16:56:50 Just some reminders about porn to keep in mind: 1- Porn stars, especially the women, are commonly victims of intimidation, abuse of various sorts, and porn industry manipulation. 2- It's fake as hell. It's like the beauty magazine equivalent of sex and love. No one really has sex like that. No one's bodies really look like that without serious modification (plastic surgery, hair removal, heavy makeup, lighting, etc...) 3- Because it's so damn fake, it gives viewers a messed up internal ideal of what sex is supposed to be like. An unobtainable ideal. 4- The acting is so horrible, once you start seeing it for what it is, it's just so damn stupid. Fake, stupid sex between bad actors who have and are likely living through a life of personal and corporate abuse, neglect, and intimidation. That's the reality of porn. Here is just ONE small example I found of a former worker talking about the horrors the actors face (mainly female) http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAPDjRA3z3U
Renzo Marquez Member	Fri Jan 03 17:10:57 Fred is looking for the unedited version of that.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Jan 03 17:13:19 I've never given it that much thought, but I believe Hrothgar has something there.
Rugian Member	Fri Jan 03 17:44:18 After reading Hrothgar's post, I'm in the mood to fap to some porn. Be right back.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Jan 03 17:48:47 I think that is more information that we needed to know.
Rugian Member	Fri Jan 03 17:53:25 No, TMI would be me telling you that I just had an orgasm after watching Sasha Knox take a big one up the ass.
Nimatzo iChihuaha	Fri Jan 03 17:58:36 Every day I ask, when will JB hit rock bottom?
TJ Member	Fri Jan 03 18:04:40 When his wife pushes him off a rocky cliff possibly. Scorned women are not friendly.
Rugian Member	Fri Jan 03 18:05:33 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6zXDo4dL7SU
The Powers That Be Member	Fri Jan 03 18:34:41 "http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BAPDjRA3z3U" I think I've seen all those scenes on efukt.
BREAKING NEWS Member	Sat Jan 04 09:40:50 This is how Hip will end: http://blo...ause_he_wanted_a_threesome.php Amreya Shefa of Richfield allegedly murdered husband because he wanted a threesome According to authorities, Shefa, 40, was upset because her husband, 48-year-old Habibi Tesema, "wanted to bring another woman into their bedroom." Police say Shefa stabbed her husband about 30 times, with the fatal gash cutting his heart. The couple's young children, ages two and three, were home at the time of the alleged murder.
Wrath of Orion Member	Sat Jan 04 13:44:08 It's more likely he'll be caught fucking a pair of trannies and all three will be killed.
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