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Fred Felcher
Member Sun Dec 22 10:02:46
Which one would it be?

I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house.

Fred Felcher
Member Sun Dec 22 10:04:39
http://med...r%20Swift/taylor-swift-20a.jpg

She could use a good raping.

Hot Stick
Member Sun Dec 22 10:05:40
I would make George Bush president again so he can fix all the damage that Obama did.

Hood
Member Sun Dec 22 10:13:46
drug usage.

Nimatso
Member Sun Dec 22 10:15:34
I would make homosexuality legal in Iran, then I could finally return.

ork
Member Sun Dec 22 10:26:24
Drug use.

I would take great joy in seeing all of the worthless DEA fucks unemployed.

Rugian
Member Sun Dec 22 10:46:48
Conspiracy

I miss the era of organized crime.

pillz
Member Sun Dec 22 10:48:33
I think I agree with Rugian. This RICO stuff is bullshit.

Sstrickland
New Member Sun Dec 22 11:19:22
Nim, previous offenders will still be held accountable for their fagotries.

You shall not return.

Aeros
Member Sun Dec 22 12:00:23
Arrest people without charge.

superdude
Member Sun Dec 22 12:27:53
Fred Felcher
Member Sun Dec 22 10:02:46

I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house.

Then she'll make anthor crappy song

cloud strife
Member Sun Dec 22 12:45:45
Fraud.

yankeessuck123
Member Sun Dec 22 14:20:55
Legalize online gambling? BRING BACK POKER

McKobb
Member Sun Dec 22 14:22:23
drug use

So i could see all the useless drug dealers out of a job when big corporations take over sales.

hood
Member Sun Dec 22 14:40:25
Mckobb is against small business.

McKobb
Member Sun Dec 22 14:45:33
I'm against untaxed buisiness. Half of them are on welfare because, officially, they make little money down at the McDonalds.

hood
Member Sun Dec 22 14:47:39
I was just teasing.

You'll notice that I also chose to legalize drugs.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Sun Dec 22 16:06:50

Political Correctness.

smart dude
Member Sun Dec 22 16:25:16
^ Political correctness is a crime? And you want to make it legal?

Another brilliant post by our senile libertarian.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Sun Dec 22 16:32:36

When a five year old is charged as a sex offender for kissing a classmate.

When a kid faces expulsion for eating a pastry in the form of a gun.

When a kid is in trouble for shooting an imaginary arrow.

The list goes on and on and on.

When Political Correctness considers these harmless acts to be crimes then Political Correctness is the actual crime.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Sun Dec 22 16:34:15

You guys never think beyond the tip of your nose do you?

chuck
Member Mon Dec 23 10:13:33
Most of my thinking is in fact done behind my nose.

I guess that's not the case when you let the TV do your thinking for you, though.

chuck
Member Mon Dec 23 10:13:52
*high five* good one, Chuck!

chuck
Member Mon Dec 23 10:15:03
Thanks, other Chuck.

Dakyron
Member Mon Dec 23 10:16:52
Gambling.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Mon Dec 23 10:20:31

Query: Is it schizophrenics that carry on a conversation with themselves?

I know there is a clinical name for those people, just not sure what it is.

BTW chuckie, everyone does their thinking behind their noses, but intelligent folks are able to project beyond their cranium.

McKobb
Member Mon Dec 23 10:22:30
On a good day.

chuck
Member Mon Dec 23 10:22:54
You should stuck around for 9th grade. The high school health classes explain a lot of life's little mysteries.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Mon Dec 23 10:29:08

At least you agree with me that Political Correctness is a crime.

Thank you.

chuck
Member Mon Dec 23 10:31:20
You're welcome!

earthpig
GTFO HOer Mon Dec 23 21:03:08
Cosentual dueling should be legalized.

roland
Member Mon Dec 23 21:11:12
euthanasia, then Rod has no excuse to live in this world.

earthpig
GTFO HOer Mon Dec 23 21:12:50
Not euthanasia, but certainly suicide.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Mon Dec 23 21:16:46

ep, if you are successful what are they going to do? Imprison your corpse?

obaminated
Member Wed Dec 25 11:38:39
I really hope you go to jail, Fred.

Fred Felcher
Member Wed Dec 25 16:41:06
For what? Legally boning Taylor Swift?

Forwyn
Member Wed Dec 25 16:43:24
"ep, if you are successful what are they going to do?"

No, but they can restrain and virtually imprison you "for your own safety" if you fail.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Wed Dec 25 19:05:27

That's not what I said.

Billah
Member Wed Dec 25 19:13:37
I would make this all legal:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

The mug shot that Renzo Marquez loves to post is from the time I got arrested for peaceably assembling.

Billah
Member Wed Dec 25 19:15:15
I win this thread.

obaminated
Member Thu Dec 26 15:38:44
Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd.

Billah
Member Thu Dec 26 15:50:13
Proof? What proof do I need you small brained Republican fuck?

In today's America people are arrested for following their first amendment rights all the time.

earthpig
GTFO HOer Thu Dec 26 18:10:50
"
Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd.
"

You've got the burden of proof backwards. Those that arrested him have the burden of proof. If Billah was arrested but not charged or convicted, then there you have it: they failed to meet the established standard.

Billah
Member Thu Dec 26 18:15:52
I was arrested but the judge dropped everything. I was at a park that I have literally, no exaggeration, been to a thousand times. No one there was violent or out of control.

murder
Member Thu Dec 26 20:41:36

Murder

Some people need killing.

earthpig
GTFO HOer Thu Dec 26 21:04:13
Homicide is already lawful in certain circumstances.

KreeL
Special Member Fri Dec 27 09:12:36
I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house.

As a side note: Fred would have been one helluva caveman.

Fred Felcher
Member Fri Dec 27 09:38:44
"I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house. "

That's just cruel.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Fri Dec 27 15:19:27

I don't think Kreel has a snowball's chance in hell of beating Fred to Swift's house.

hood
Member Fri Dec 27 15:21:59
Well considering Fred is already waiting outside, I agree

earthpig
GTFO HOer Fri Dec 27 15:22:32
KreeL would get distracted on Swift's lawn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw&t=0m10s

This would allow Fred to take the lead.

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Fred Felcher Member	Sun Dec 22 10:02:46 Which one would it be? I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house.
Fred Felcher Member	Sun Dec 22 10:04:39 http://med...r%20Swift/taylor-swift-20a.jpg She could use a good raping.
Hot Stick Member	Sun Dec 22 10:05:40 I would make George Bush president again so he can fix all the damage that Obama did.
Hood Member	Sun Dec 22 10:13:46 drug usage.
Nimatso Member	Sun Dec 22 10:15:34 I would make homosexuality legal in Iran, then I could finally return.
ork Member	Sun Dec 22 10:26:24 Drug use. I would take great joy in seeing all of the worthless DEA fucks unemployed.
Rugian Member	Sun Dec 22 10:46:48 Conspiracy I miss the era of organized crime.
pillz Member	Sun Dec 22 10:48:33 I think I agree with Rugian. This RICO stuff is bullshit.
Sstrickland New Member	Sun Dec 22 11:19:22 Nim, previous offenders will still be held accountable for their fagotries. You shall not return.
Aeros Member	Sun Dec 22 12:00:23 Arrest people without charge.
superdude Member	Sun Dec 22 12:27:53 Fred Felcher Member Sun Dec 22 10:02:46 I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house. Then she'll make anthor crappy song
cloud strife Member	Sun Dec 22 12:45:45 Fraud.
yankeessuck123 Member	Sun Dec 22 14:20:55 Legalize online gambling? BRING BACK POKER
McKobb Member	Sun Dec 22 14:22:23 drug use So i could see all the useless drug dealers out of a job when big corporations take over sales.
hood Member	Sun Dec 22 14:40:25 Mckobb is against small business.
McKobb Member	Sun Dec 22 14:45:33 I'm against untaxed buisiness. Half of them are on welfare because, officially, they make little money down at the McDonalds.
hood Member	Sun Dec 22 14:47:39 I was just teasing. You'll notice that I also chose to legalize drugs.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sun Dec 22 16:06:50 Political Correctness.
smart dude Member	Sun Dec 22 16:25:16 ^ Political correctness is a crime? And you want to make it legal? Another brilliant post by our senile libertarian.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sun Dec 22 16:32:36 When a five year old is charged as a sex offender for kissing a classmate. When a kid faces expulsion for eating a pastry in the form of a gun. When a kid is in trouble for shooting an imaginary arrow. The list goes on and on and on. When Political Correctness considers these harmless acts to be crimes then Political Correctness is the actual crime.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Sun Dec 22 16:34:15 You guys never think beyond the tip of your nose do you?
chuck Member	Mon Dec 23 10:13:33 Most of my thinking is in fact done behind my nose. I guess that's not the case when you let the TV do your thinking for you, though.
chuck Member	Mon Dec 23 10:13:52 high five good one, Chuck!
chuck Member	Mon Dec 23 10:15:03 Thanks, other Chuck.
Dakyron Member	Mon Dec 23 10:16:52 Gambling.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Dec 23 10:20:31 Query: Is it schizophrenics that carry on a conversation with themselves? I know there is a clinical name for those people, just not sure what it is. BTW chuckie, everyone does their thinking behind their noses, but intelligent folks are able to project beyond their cranium.
McKobb Member	Mon Dec 23 10:22:30 On a good day.
chuck Member	Mon Dec 23 10:22:54 You should stuck around for 9th grade. The high school health classes explain a lot of life's little mysteries.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Dec 23 10:29:08 At least you agree with me that Political Correctness is a crime. Thank you.
chuck Member	Mon Dec 23 10:31:20 You're welcome!
earthpig GTFO HOer	Mon Dec 23 21:03:08 Cosentual dueling should be legalized.
roland Member	Mon Dec 23 21:11:12 euthanasia, then Rod has no excuse to live in this world.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Mon Dec 23 21:12:50 Not euthanasia, but certainly suicide.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Mon Dec 23 21:16:46 ep, if you are successful what are they going to do? Imprison your corpse?
obaminated Member	Wed Dec 25 11:38:39 I really hope you go to jail, Fred.
Fred Felcher Member	Wed Dec 25 16:41:06 For what? Legally boning Taylor Swift?
Forwyn Member	Wed Dec 25 16:43:24 "ep, if you are successful what are they going to do?" No, but they can restrain and virtually imprison you "for your own safety" if you fail.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Dec 25 19:05:27 That's not what I said.
Billah Member	Wed Dec 25 19:13:37 I would make this all legal: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." The mug shot that Renzo Marquez loves to post is from the time I got arrested for peaceably assembling.
Billah Member	Wed Dec 25 19:15:15 I win this thread.
obaminated Member	Thu Dec 26 15:38:44 Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd.
Billah Member	Thu Dec 26 15:50:13 Proof? What proof do I need you small brained Republican fuck? In today's America people are arrested for following their first amendment rights all the time.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Thu Dec 26 18:10:50 " Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd. " You've got the burden of proof backwards. Those that arrested him have the burden of proof. If Billah was arrested but not charged or convicted, then there you have it: they failed to meet the established standard.
Billah Member	Thu Dec 26 18:15:52 I was arrested but the judge dropped everything. I was at a park that I have literally, no exaggeration, been to a thousand times. No one there was violent or out of control.
murder Member	Thu Dec 26 20:41:36 Murder Some people need killing.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Thu Dec 26 21:04:13 Homicide is already lawful in certain circumstances.
KreeL Special Member	Fri Dec 27 09:12:36 I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house. As a side note: Fred would have been one helluva caveman.
Fred Felcher Member	Fri Dec 27 09:38:44 "I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house. " That's just cruel.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Fri Dec 27 15:19:27 I don't think Kreel has a snowball's chance in hell of beating Fred to Swift's house.
hood Member	Fri Dec 27 15:21:59 Well considering Fred is already waiting outside, I agree
earthpig GTFO HOer	Fri Dec 27 15:22:32 KreeL would get distracted on Swift's lawn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw&t=0m10s This would allow Fred to take the lead.
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