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Fred Felcher
rank Sun Dec 22 18:02:46 2013
Which one would it be?

I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house.

Fred Felcher
rank Sun Dec 22 18:04:39 2013
http://med...r%20Swift/taylor-swift-20a.jpg

She could use a good raping.

Hot Stick
rank Sun Dec 22 18:05:40 2013
I would make George Bush president again so he can fix all the damage that Obama did.

Hood
rank Sun Dec 22 18:13:46 2013
drug usage.

Nimatso
rank Sun Dec 22 18:15:34 2013
I would make homosexuality legal in Iran, then I could finally return.

ork
rank Sun Dec 22 18:26:24 2013
Drug use.

I would take great joy in seeing all of the worthless DEA fucks unemployed.

Rugian
rank Sun Dec 22 18:46:48 2013
Conspiracy

I miss the era of organized crime.

pillz
rank Sun Dec 22 18:48:33 2013
I think I agree with Rugian. This RICO stuff is bullshit.

Sstrickland
rank Sun Dec 22 19:19:22 2013
Nim, previous offenders will still be held accountable for their fagotries.

You shall not return.

Aeros
rank Sun Dec 22 20:00:23 2013
Arrest people without charge.

superdude
rank Sun Dec 22 20:27:53 2013
Fred Felcher
Member Sun Dec 22 10:02:46

I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house.

Then she'll make anthor crappy song

cloud strife
rank Sun Dec 22 20:45:45 2013
Fraud.

yankeessuck123
rank Sun Dec 22 22:20:55 2013
Legalize online gambling? BRING BACK POKER

McKobb
rank Sun Dec 22 22:22:23 2013
drug use

So i could see all the useless drug dealers out of a job when big corporations take over sales.

hood
rank Sun Dec 22 22:40:25 2013
Mckobb is against small business.

McKobb
rank Sun Dec 22 22:45:33 2013
I'm against untaxed buisiness. Half of them are on welfare because, officially, they make little money down at the McDonalds.

hood
rank Sun Dec 22 22:47:39 2013
I was just teasing.

You'll notice that I also chose to legalize drugs.

Hot Rod
rank Mon Dec 23 00:06:50 2013

Political Correctness.

smart dude
rank Mon Dec 23 00:25:16 2013
^ Political correctness is a crime? And you want to make it legal?

Another brilliant post by our senile libertarian.

Hot Rod
rank Mon Dec 23 00:32:36 2013

When a five year old is charged as a sex offender for kissing a classmate.

When a kid faces expulsion for eating a pastry in the form of a gun.

When a kid is in trouble for shooting an imaginary arrow.

The list goes on and on and on.

When Political Correctness considers these harmless acts to be crimes then Political Correctness is the actual crime.

Hot Rod
rank Mon Dec 23 00:34:15 2013

You guys never think beyond the tip of your nose do you?

chuck
rank Mon Dec 23 18:13:33 2013
Most of my thinking is in fact done behind my nose.

I guess that's not the case when you let the TV do your thinking for you, though.

chuck
rank Mon Dec 23 18:13:52 2013
*high five* good one, Chuck!

chuck
rank Mon Dec 23 18:15:03 2013
Thanks, other Chuck.

Dakyron
rank Mon Dec 23 18:16:52 2013
Gambling.

Hot Rod
rank Mon Dec 23 18:20:31 2013

Query: Is it schizophrenics that carry on a conversation with themselves?

I know there is a clinical name for those people, just not sure what it is.

BTW chuckie, everyone does their thinking behind their noses, but intelligent folks are able to project beyond their cranium.

McKobb
rank Mon Dec 23 18:22:30 2013
On a good day.

chuck
rank Mon Dec 23 18:22:54 2013
You should stuck around for 9th grade. The high school health classes explain a lot of life's little mysteries.

Hot Rod
rank Mon Dec 23 18:29:08 2013

At least you agree with me that Political Correctness is a crime.

Thank you.

chuck
rank Mon Dec 23 18:31:20 2013
You're welcome!

earthpig
rank Tue Dec 24 05:03:08 2013
Cosentual dueling should be legalized.

roland
rank Tue Dec 24 05:11:12 2013
euthanasia, then Rod has no excuse to live in this world.

earthpig
rank Tue Dec 24 05:12:50 2013
Not euthanasia, but certainly suicide.

Hot Rod
rank Tue Dec 24 05:16:46 2013

ep, if you are successful what are they going to do? Imprison your corpse?

obaminated
rank Wed Dec 25 19:38:39 2013
I really hope you go to jail, Fred.

Fred Felcher
rank Thu Dec 26 00:41:06 2013
For what? Legally boning Taylor Swift?

Forwyn
rank Thu Dec 26 00:43:24 2013
"ep, if you are successful what are they going to do?"

No, but they can restrain and virtually imprison you "for your own safety" if you fail.

Hot Rod
rank Thu Dec 26 03:05:27 2013

That's not what I said.

Billah
rank Thu Dec 26 03:13:37 2013
I would make this all legal:

"Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances."

The mug shot that Renzo Marquez loves to post is from the time I got arrested for peaceably assembling.

Billah
rank Thu Dec 26 03:15:15 2013
I win this thread.

obaminated
rank Thu Dec 26 23:38:44 2013
Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd.

Billah
rank Thu Dec 26 23:50:13 2013
Proof? What proof do I need you small brained Republican fuck?

In today's America people are arrested for following their first amendment rights all the time.

earthpig
rank Fri Dec 27 02:10:50 2013
"
Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd.
"

You've got the burden of proof backwards. Those that arrested him have the burden of proof. If Billah was arrested but not charged or convicted, then there you have it: they failed to meet the established standard.

Billah
rank Fri Dec 27 02:15:52 2013
I was arrested but the judge dropped everything. I was at a park that I have literally, no exaggeration, been to a thousand times. No one there was violent or out of control.

murder
rank Fri Dec 27 04:41:36 2013

Murder

Some people need killing.

earthpig
rank Fri Dec 27 05:04:13 2013
Homicide is already lawful in certain circumstances.

KreeL
rank Fri Dec 27 17:12:36 2013
I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house.

As a side note: Fred would have been one helluva caveman.

Fred Felcher
rank Fri Dec 27 17:38:44 2013
"I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house. "

That's just cruel.

Hot Rod
rank Fri Dec 27 23:19:27 2013

I don't think Kreel has a snowball's chance in hell of beating Fred to Swift's house.

hood
rank Fri Dec 27 23:21:59 2013
Well considering Fred is already waiting outside, I agree

earthpig
rank Fri Dec 27 23:22:32 2013
KreeL would get distracted on Swift's lawn:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw&t=0m10s

This would allow Fred to take the lead.

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Fred Felcher rank	Sun Dec 22 18:02:46 2013 Which one would it be? I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house.
Fred Felcher rank	Sun Dec 22 18:04:39 2013 http://med...r%20Swift/taylor-swift-20a.jpg She could use a good raping.
Hot Stick rank	Sun Dec 22 18:05:40 2013 I would make George Bush president again so he can fix all the damage that Obama did.
Hood rank	Sun Dec 22 18:13:46 2013 drug usage.
Nimatso rank	Sun Dec 22 18:15:34 2013 I would make homosexuality legal in Iran, then I could finally return.
ork rank	Sun Dec 22 18:26:24 2013 Drug use. I would take great joy in seeing all of the worthless DEA fucks unemployed.
Rugian rank	Sun Dec 22 18:46:48 2013 Conspiracy I miss the era of organized crime.
pillz rank	Sun Dec 22 18:48:33 2013 I think I agree with Rugian. This RICO stuff is bullshit.
Sstrickland rank	Sun Dec 22 19:19:22 2013 Nim, previous offenders will still be held accountable for their fagotries. You shall not return.
Aeros rank	Sun Dec 22 20:00:23 2013 Arrest people without charge.
superdude rank	Sun Dec 22 20:27:53 2013 Fred Felcher Member Sun Dec 22 10:02:46 I would make rape legal and then drive to Taylor Swift's house. Then she'll make anthor crappy song
cloud strife rank	Sun Dec 22 20:45:45 2013 Fraud.
yankeessuck123 rank	Sun Dec 22 22:20:55 2013 Legalize online gambling? BRING BACK POKER
McKobb rank	Sun Dec 22 22:22:23 2013 drug use So i could see all the useless drug dealers out of a job when big corporations take over sales.
hood rank	Sun Dec 22 22:40:25 2013 Mckobb is against small business.
McKobb rank	Sun Dec 22 22:45:33 2013 I'm against untaxed buisiness. Half of them are on welfare because, officially, they make little money down at the McDonalds.
hood rank	Sun Dec 22 22:47:39 2013 I was just teasing. You'll notice that I also chose to legalize drugs.
Hot Rod rank	Mon Dec 23 00:06:50 2013 Political Correctness.
smart dude rank	Mon Dec 23 00:25:16 2013 ^ Political correctness is a crime? And you want to make it legal? Another brilliant post by our senile libertarian.
Hot Rod rank	Mon Dec 23 00:32:36 2013 When a five year old is charged as a sex offender for kissing a classmate. When a kid faces expulsion for eating a pastry in the form of a gun. When a kid is in trouble for shooting an imaginary arrow. The list goes on and on and on. When Political Correctness considers these harmless acts to be crimes then Political Correctness is the actual crime.
Hot Rod rank	Mon Dec 23 00:34:15 2013 You guys never think beyond the tip of your nose do you?
chuck rank	Mon Dec 23 18:13:33 2013 Most of my thinking is in fact done behind my nose. I guess that's not the case when you let the TV do your thinking for you, though.
chuck rank	Mon Dec 23 18:13:52 2013 high five good one, Chuck!
chuck rank	Mon Dec 23 18:15:03 2013 Thanks, other Chuck.
Dakyron rank	Mon Dec 23 18:16:52 2013 Gambling.
Hot Rod rank	Mon Dec 23 18:20:31 2013 Query: Is it schizophrenics that carry on a conversation with themselves? I know there is a clinical name for those people, just not sure what it is. BTW chuckie, everyone does their thinking behind their noses, but intelligent folks are able to project beyond their cranium.
McKobb rank	Mon Dec 23 18:22:30 2013 On a good day.
chuck rank	Mon Dec 23 18:22:54 2013 You should stuck around for 9th grade. The high school health classes explain a lot of life's little mysteries.
Hot Rod rank	Mon Dec 23 18:29:08 2013 At least you agree with me that Political Correctness is a crime. Thank you.
chuck rank	Mon Dec 23 18:31:20 2013 You're welcome!
earthpig rank	Tue Dec 24 05:03:08 2013 Cosentual dueling should be legalized.
roland rank	Tue Dec 24 05:11:12 2013 euthanasia, then Rod has no excuse to live in this world.
earthpig rank	Tue Dec 24 05:12:50 2013 Not euthanasia, but certainly suicide.
Hot Rod rank	Tue Dec 24 05:16:46 2013 ep, if you are successful what are they going to do? Imprison your corpse?
obaminated rank	Wed Dec 25 19:38:39 2013 I really hope you go to jail, Fred.
Fred Felcher rank	Thu Dec 26 00:41:06 2013 For what? Legally boning Taylor Swift?
Forwyn rank	Thu Dec 26 00:43:24 2013 "ep, if you are successful what are they going to do?" No, but they can restrain and virtually imprison you "for your own safety" if you fail.
Hot Rod rank	Thu Dec 26 03:05:27 2013 That's not what I said.
Billah rank	Thu Dec 26 03:13:37 2013 I would make this all legal: "Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances." The mug shot that Renzo Marquez loves to post is from the time I got arrested for peaceably assembling.
Billah rank	Thu Dec 26 03:15:15 2013 I win this thread.
obaminated rank	Thu Dec 26 23:38:44 2013 Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd.
Billah rank	Thu Dec 26 23:50:13 2013 Proof? What proof do I need you small brained Republican fuck? In today's America people are arrested for following their first amendment rights all the time.
earthpig rank	Fri Dec 27 02:10:50 2013 " Provide proof or shut the fuck up, halfturd. " You've got the burden of proof backwards. Those that arrested him have the burden of proof. If Billah was arrested but not charged or convicted, then there you have it: they failed to meet the established standard.
Billah rank	Fri Dec 27 02:15:52 2013 I was arrested but the judge dropped everything. I was at a park that I have literally, no exaggeration, been to a thousand times. No one there was violent or out of control.
murder rank	Fri Dec 27 04:41:36 2013 Murder Some people need killing.
earthpig rank	Fri Dec 27 05:04:13 2013 Homicide is already lawful in certain circumstances.
KreeL rank	Fri Dec 27 17:12:36 2013 I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house. As a side note: Fred would have been one helluva caveman.
Fred Felcher rank	Fri Dec 27 17:38:44 2013 "I also would legalize rape AND beat Fred to Taylor Swift's house. " That's just cruel.
Hot Rod rank	Fri Dec 27 23:19:27 2013 I don't think Kreel has a snowball's chance in hell of beating Fred to Swift's house.
hood rank	Fri Dec 27 23:21:59 2013 Well considering Fred is already waiting outside, I agree
earthpig rank	Fri Dec 27 23:22:32 2013 KreeL would get distracted on Swift's lawn: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aIYZvr3ueGw&t=0m10s This would allow Fred to take the lead.
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