Utopia Talk / Politics / I was just offered a job

WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 08:26:28 that will pay roughly 10k euro a month. Full time, 60 euro an hour. In fact, its probably more than I can cope with and may have to think about starting a company.
The Children Member	Fri Sep 21 08:28:58 wtf
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 08:29:19 haha! i luv ya man
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Fri Sep 21 08:32:13 male prosttitue?
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 08:40:51 Ive made myself an immense asset to the sociology of law dept here by having fairly unique knowledge of both scientific writing and fairly in depth insight into sociology and their particular lingo. Suddenly, all their studies that I edit are getting bought up by international journals. Thus, yesterday, they contacted me and asked if I wanted them to recommend me for a govt. license so that they can turn to me in all cases. Today, I was approved by the organ that buys up all copywriting for all documents for every single govt branch; so, all the Unis will be sending documents to me as well as all the govt depts everytime they want to publish something official. I have to rethink my future.
Sam Adams Member	Fri Sep 21 08:44:15 lol, even a fuzzy studies graduate is paid more than TC.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Fri Sep 21 08:44:50 rofl @ getin payed 2 fuzz at ppl and reed borin documints
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 09:12:13 also, in particular to TC, this is a job I can do in bed, on the beach, anywhere you can bring a laptop.
Atma01 Member	Fri Sep 21 09:48:29 Save some of that and put it into term deposits. Given the sort of salary you are stating you would likely qualify for some sort of premier service as well, which can get better rates and what not. After a bit you could be feasibly living off the interest. Then do the right thing and send some of that TurtleCrawler's way for keeping this site running.
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 10:22:13 I dont think Ive quite understood what just happened yet lol
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 10:23:11 I mean, I didnt even fucking apply for it. It fell out of the sky. wtf?
roland Member	Fri Sep 21 10:24:29 You should buy a plane ticket and a suitcase for TC. Pack him in, and ship him to China.
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 10:26:24 I think my first purchase will be TC's server.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Fri Sep 21 10:44:25 da childrin has a servir?
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 10:44:53 One has a server, the other is a server.
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 10:46:09 I guess I could buy both to avoid confusion
The Children Member	Fri Sep 21 10:48:59 so you went from average bum to 100 grand a year. i suspect some foul play here sir. and if you say not, than i would have to call the bull on you.
WilliamTheBastard Member	Fri Sep 21 11:01:29 its a good example of "success" and pure luck to be in the right place at the right moment without even knowing you were
Cloud Strife Member	Fri Sep 21 11:05:20 I love the way you got offered a job and you don't even know what it is. Sounds terrible.
The Children Member	Fri Sep 21 11:07:12 "its a good example of "success" and pure luck to be in the right place at the right moment" >> than how come this never happens to anyone else.
Dakyron Member	Fri Sep 21 11:10:22 Congrats, you filthy lying cunt.
patom Member	Fri Sep 21 11:48:36 Congrats, put at least 20% of every check into something to retire on.
Valishin Member	Fri Sep 21 11:58:45 "its a good example of "success" and pure luck to be in the right place at the right moment" Luck is when opportunity meets preperation. Good luck in your endevors WTB, I am in that range as a consultant now and the one thing I will say that the expectations increase with the compensation so be ready for that.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Fri Sep 21 12:00:55 You should be able to afford some good fucking on that salary.
MrPresident07 Member	Fri Sep 21 16:10:51 Congrats dude!
Paramount Member	Fri Sep 21 16:18:55 You could pay two girls to entertain you every saturday.
Sam Adams Member	Fri Sep 21 17:49:25 "You could pay two dudes to entertain you every saturday. " fixed. it is paramountme and oddfish after all.
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