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CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Oct 11 08:42:36
Taking a shot at health care reform, Beck said, "I went to the best doctor I could find, while I could still go to the best doctor I can find."

How would it change for Beck under obamacare?
Rugian
Member
Mon Oct 11 08:43:47
Welfare leeches would swarm all the good doctors, making it impossible to get quality health care in a timely manner.
asdasdfasdfasdfasdfa
Member
Mon Oct 11 08:45:47
All good dcotors will migrate to Cuba or Sweden, didn't you know this?
CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Oct 11 08:45:59
what?
Hot Rod
Member
Mon Oct 11 08:54:46
imploding shithole, would you be just as happy if your entire family goes blind?
Glenn Beck
Member
Mon Oct 11 09:03:17
This is insensitive.
Milton Bradley
Member
Mon Oct 11 09:04:18
Welcome to two months ago retard.
Milton Bradley
Member
Mon Oct 11 09:17:22
BECK: So, Speaker Pelosi, I just wanted to -- you gonna drink your wine? Are you blind? Do those eyes not work? There you -- I want you to drink it now. Drink it. Drink it. Drink it.


lol karmas a bitch
Becks Imploding Eyes
Member
Mon Oct 11 09:24:19
All the crocodile tears rotted my retinas :(



Aeros
Member
Mon Oct 11 09:41:10
Isn't their a fable about some dude going blind from lying too much?
JesusIsDaBestGod
Member
Mon Oct 11 09:42:35
He has not prayed enough, I will not save him.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Tue Oct 12 13:54:10
I got a laugh when I was at chapters yesterday and saw a book called Arguing with idiots by Glenn Beck. Every argument he has is with an idiot, he just fails to realize he's always one of the idiots.
Adolf Hitler
Member
Tue Oct 12 15:10:42
"Hot Rod
Member Mon Oct 11 08:54:46
imploding shithole, would you be just as happy if your entire family goes blind? "

Lol, hot fucking bastard when chris dodd got cancer:

http://www...hread?id=politics&thread=21652
Rugian
Member
Tue Oct 12 15:28:19
Wow AH, good find!

"PhunkyPhishStyle
Member Fri Aug 07 20:25:44
Regardless of [Chris Dodd's] illness, I hope Peter Schiff destroys him in the Senate race.


Hot Rod
Member Fri Aug 07 20:39:36
If he even has cancer.

I wouldn't put it past him to fake an illness for next years sympathy vote.

I hope he loses too."


miltonfriedman, I do believe this qualifies as an addition to your fine list, do you agree?
Adolf Hitler
Member
Tue Oct 12 15:30:19
And I wasnt even looking for that, that was just a random bonus. Imagine the shit on him if we searched for it.
Trolly McAwesome
Member
Tue Oct 12 17:58:03
...it never ends for HR.
Milton Bradley
Member
Tue Oct 12 18:05:52
"Stab your eyes, HR. Slice them up with a razor blade. Slide the blade slowly down from your slitted and cracked eyes down across your chin, opening it up, further down across your adams apple, but not too deep, you mustn't die so easily, you must feel at least a hint of what you wanked your cock over in wicked sexual excitement when it happened to others - down your throat, down to your chest - and then, finally, perform an autopsy across your chest while you live. First the slice from shoulder to shoulder as you shriek in horror, faint, wake up and shriek in terror, then the very slow slit from your belly button up to the slit from collarbone to collarbone. You're still alive at this point, but now its time to peel your chest skin aside while you live, and begin carving out just little bits of your insides and forcing them into your mouth till you swallow and until you slowly die in utter terror and agony. This is of course much, much, much, much milder than what you voted for and rejoiced at upon thousands of poor farmers in their own homes and country, as the Pentagon has declared almost everyone at Abu in fact was. "


rofl 9.5/10
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Oct 12 19:17:35
"miltonfriedman, I do believe this qualifies as an addition to your fine list, do you agree?"

correct.
Hot Rod
Member
Tue Oct 12 19:52:24
AH - Lol, hot fucking bastard when chris dodd got cancer:


But Dodd's a democrat so who cares.
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:00:33
another fine entry!
Milton Bradley
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:01:37
And thats how this patriot views over 100 million americans! What a patriot!
Renzo Marquez
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:03:46
Anyone else think Lil Davey's parents might be Democrats and Hot Rod uses that as an excuse for his pedophilia?
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:05:37
Definitely a possibility.
Trolly McSerious
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:07:53
I have to concur.
Rugian
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:08:35
It checks Republican on the slate or else it gets the hose again.
Trolly McSerious
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:08:55
LOL
Milton Bradley
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:11:45
actually I suspect they were deeply religious extremely far right creationists, hence his pretend distaste for religion and his adulation for religious people.
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:14:53
Ah, the JAlexB syndrom.

Or, as people in the psychiatric circle would call it: JAlexitis Retardadium.
JAlexB
Member
Tue Oct 12 20:15:19
That's unfair.
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