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Hot Rod
Member Thu Oct 07 06:18:49
They spend their days pondering issues such as these to make *your* life better.

1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it?

2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white?

3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized?

5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot?

6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance?

7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try?

8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures?

9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear?

10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" When, it isn't all right .

11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over?

12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed?

13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat?

14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes?

15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it?

16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.

NeverWoods
Member Thu Oct 07 08:22:55
Another lib joke tread from HR...
1/10.
nothing funny here move on.

miltonfriedman
Member Thu Oct 07 08:42:20
I prefer to be a Neo-Nazi than a Democrat.

-Molester Rod

so what
Member Fri Oct 08 14:36:17
Another dirty progressive liberal;

The property of this country is absolutely concentred in a very few hands, having revenues of from half a million of guineas a year downwards... I am conscious that an equal division of property is impracticable. But the consequences of this enormous inequality producing so much misery to the bulk of mankind, legislators cannot invent too many devices for subdividing property, only taking care to let their subdivisions go hand in hand with the natural affections of the human mind. Another means of silently lessening the inequality of property is to exempt all from taxation below a certain point, and to tax the higher portions of property in geometrical progression as they rise. Whenever there is in any country, uncultivated lands and unemployed poor, it is clear that the laws of property have been so far extended as to violate natural right. The earth is given as a common stock for man to labor and live on."

--Thomas Jefferson to James Madison, October 28,1785. ME 19:17, Papers 8:682

Dakyron
Member Fri Oct 08 14:48:17
That list was painfully unfunny.

Milton Bradley
Member Sat Oct 09 02:25:35
Why did you top this worthless dogshit topic?

Hot Rod
Member Sat Oct 09 11:32:45
Because your asshole buddy AH keeps spamming it.

Tell him to stop his childish BS on my threads and I will stop topping them.

Milton Bradley
Member Sat Oct 09 11:36:24
I think you spam them because you want attention.

Hot Rod
Member Sat Oct 09 11:38:09
Don't think, you will hurt yourself.

The Rotting Hot Rod
Member Sat Oct 09 12:04:08
If I can die and come back to life then surely I can spam my own thread for attention.

miltonfriedman
Member Sat Oct 09 12:20:43
All members in the axis of retards maintain multis while denying that they have multis, and constantly topping their own threads for attention.

Also,

"Renzo, your little niece is the best little knob polisher in my entire stable."
-Pedophile Hot Rod

Rugian82024
Member Sun Feb 05 01:36:07
second top produce wait note cry carry !

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Hot Rod Member	Thu Oct 07 06:18:49 They spend their days pondering issues such as these to make your life better. 1. Does a clean house indicate that there is a broken computer in it? 2. Why is it that no matter what color of bubble bath you use the bubbles are always white? 3. Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale? 4. Why do people constantly return to the refrigerator with hopes that something new to eat will have materialized? 5. On electric toasters, why do they engrave the message "oneslice"? How many pieces of bread do they think people are really gonna try to stuff in that slot? 6. Why do people keep running over a string a dozen times with their vacuum cleaner, then reach down, pick it up, examine it, then put it down to give the vacuum one more chance? 7. Why is it that no plastic garbage bag will open from the end you first try? 8. How do those dead bugs get into those closed light fixtures? 9. Considering all the lint you get in your dryer, if you kept drying your clothes would they eventually just disappear? 10. When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart than apologizes for doing so, why do we say, "It's all right?" When, it isn't all right . 11. Why is it that whenever you attempt to catch something that's falling off the table you always manage to knock something else over? 12. Is it true that the only difference between a yard sale and a trash pickup is how close to the road the stuff is placed? 13. In winter why do we try to keep the house as warm as it was in summer when we complained about the heat? 14. How come we never hear father-in-law jokes? 15. If at first you don't succeed, shouldn't you try doing it like your wife told you to do it? 16. The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from sort of mental illness. Think of your three best friends, if they're okay, then it's you.
NeverWoods Member	Thu Oct 07 08:22:55 Another lib joke tread from HR... 1/10. nothing funny here move on.
miltonfriedman Member	Thu Oct 07 08:42:20 I prefer to be a Neo-Nazi than a Democrat. -Molester Rod
so what Member	Fri Oct 08 14:36:17 Another dirty progressive liberal; The property of this country is absolutely concentred in a very few hands, having revenues of from half a million of guineas a year downwards... I am conscious that an equal division of property is impracticable. But the consequences of this enormous inequality producing so much misery to the bulk of mankind, legislators cannot invent too many devices for subdividing property, only taking care to let their subdivisions go hand in hand with the natural affections of the human mind. Another means of silently lessening the inequality of property is to exempt all from taxation below a certain point, and to tax the higher portions of property in geometrical progression as they rise. Whenever there is in any country, uncultivated lands and unemployed poor, it is clear that the laws of property have been so far extended as to violate natural right. The earth is given as a common stock for man to labor and live on." --Thomas Jefferson to James Madison, October 28,1785. ME 19:17, Papers 8:682
Dakyron Member	Fri Oct 08 14:48:17 That list was painfully unfunny.
Milton Bradley Member	Sat Oct 09 02:25:35 Why did you top this worthless dogshit topic?
Hot Rod Member	Sat Oct 09 11:32:45 Because your asshole buddy AH keeps spamming it. Tell him to stop his childish BS on my threads and I will stop topping them.
Milton Bradley Member	Sat Oct 09 11:36:24 I think you spam them because you want attention.
Hot Rod Member	Sat Oct 09 11:38:09 Don't think, you will hurt yourself.
The Rotting Hot Rod Member	Sat Oct 09 12:04:08 If I can die and come back to life then surely I can spam my own thread for attention.
miltonfriedman Member	Sat Oct 09 12:20:43 All members in the axis of retards maintain multis while denying that they have multis, and constantly topping their own threads for attention. Also, "Renzo, your little niece is the best little knob polisher in my entire stable." -Pedophile Hot Rod
Rugian82024 Member	Sun Feb 05 01:36:07 second top produce wait note cry carry !
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