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Adolf Hitler
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:19:53

B: Im pregnant
G: well you should have abstained
B: Well I didnt
G: Well you should have
B: But I didnt! What now?
G: If you had you wouldnt be pregnant
B: But I am!
G: Well you shouldnt be
B: Well it happened anyway and theres going to be a kid in a few months!
G: Well there wouldnt be if you had abstained
B: But I didnt and now theres a kid on the way. What now?
G: Well there shouldn't be.
B: But in the real world there is!
G: In the real world if you had said no, there would be
B: But thats not helping!
G: It would if you had abstained
B: How does that help in the real world now that theres a kid on the way???
G: it would work if you had abstained.
B: But I fucking didnt! Now what?
G: Im from Oklahoma
GAryd
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:25:16
Nope idiot.

The conversation would have Been I'm pregnant.

So you screwed up didn't You?

Yep. Now what?

If you take your professed christianity at all seriously you have two choices adoption or keep the kid. You should discuss both of these with your parents.


On the other hand we have the Adoofus version:

I'm pregnant.

So kill the kid and get on with your life.
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:27:56
"Condoms are not effective"

-Gary I'm a fucking retard D

GAryd
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:31:17
Sorry that isn't what I said moron. That is just your idiot interpretation.

Sorry reality is that Condoms over the long haul won't keep you from getting sick and/or pregnant.
At best they will delay that happenstance for a short period of time.
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:34:28
There is no way that I am lying. I am reposting what you actually said. "Like condoms are effective" is the equivalent of saying "condoms are not effective".

You may go now...
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:38:58
Why didn't you put this in 'Political Jokes' fool.
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:40:12
Guess you just wanted to drive a better thread off the forum?
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:41:33
Or did you think this was so important it needed it's own thread.
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:41:48
I'm sorry are you talking?
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:43:03
Or were you too stupid to remember there was a joke thread already posted.
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:43:37
You talking?
Hot Rod
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:46:10
Please delete spam thread, 'Political Joke' thread already posted.
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:46:47
I heard that Hot Rod died. What was the cause of death?
Hot Rod
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Sun Sep 26 12:47:05
^-

http://www...hread=38733&time=1285523170416
Milton Bradley
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:48:24
All Hot Rod's posts and threads are spam. Make a note of it.
saiko
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:54:05
B: I'm pregnant.
S: Did you use a condom?
B: No.
G: You dumb cunt.
saiko
Member
Sun Sep 26 12:54:16
err, that last one should be S saying it :)
NeverWoods
Member
Sun Sep 26 16:44:24
Lies!!
Garyd
Member
Mon Sep 27 23:10:03
You left out the word 'so' dummy. Outside of a lab they are about 84% effective if a one chance in six of a bad outcome is good enough for you Hit DC and and bang about a dozen hookers. See how many diseases you get condom or no condom and keep in mind the transition of Genital herpes, Gential warts and one or two other STDS of the currently 55 know is not affected in particular by the use condoms.
miltonfriedman
Member
Mon Sep 27 23:14:20
"You left out the word 'so' dummy. Outside of a lab they are about 84% effective"

Source?
Garyd
Member
Mon Sep 27 23:31:09
Look it up your own damn self.
Madc0w
Member
Mon Sep 27 23:35:09
LOL
Madc0w
Member
Mon Sep 27 23:50:36
If you make a claim, it's your job to provide the source, not other peoples' to find it.
saiko
Member
Tue Sep 28 02:02:23
So, garyd... If we have two populations. One is taught how to use condoms only and one is taught abstinence only... Which will have most teenage pregnancies? Say both are comparable American teenage populations.
Hellfire
Member
Tue Sep 28 02:14:21
"You left out the word 'so' dummy. Outside of a lab they are about 84% effective"

I'm seeing similar numbers but only when you don't control for correct and consistent usage. When used correctly and consistently, the occurrence of unwanted pregnancies is about 2%

Even if you use it and you know it fails, there are options like the morning after pill.

What matters is education and consistency
Adolf Hitler
Member
Tue Sep 28 03:43:59
grrryd has never sourced a claim in his life, thats why he's known as the linkless wonder
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Sep 28 08:16:30
"Garyd
Member Mon Sep 27 23:31:09
Look it up your own damn self."


So you just made up a random number and use that fake number to make your arguments that condoms are not effective?

What a fucking retard.
garyd
Member
Tue Sep 28 20:59:50
No It comes from several studies some years back. Good luck finding them on line these days.

Again what makes you think condoms are used properly 100% of the time?
Milton Bradley
Member
Tue Sep 28 21:25:56
Do you think abstinence is used properly 10% of the time?
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Sep 28 21:35:40
"No It comes from several studies some years back. Good luck finding them on line these days.

Again what makes you think condoms are used properly 100% of the time?"

So you cited some unknown numbers that cannot be found anymore?

What a fucking retard.
grayd
Member
Tue Sep 28 21:38:59
Well I heard it from the priest in my chapel and he is not a liar. He has a religious degree and spent years learing about this kind of stuff so he knows what he is talking about unlike you.
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Sep 28 21:44:55
Whoever is behind the UPAOR - brilliant stuff and hilarious.

"Well I heard it from the priest in my chapel and he is not a liar. He has a religious degree and spent years learing about this kind of stuff so he knows what he is talking about unlike you."

Let me get this straight. You just relayed a message from your priest and then parroted here without: 1. check whether they are true; 2. that could not be found at anywhere else


So basically, your knowledge on condom use is based entirely on a priest's message that cannot be checked at anywhere else?

Your status in the Axis of Retards is assured.
Madc0w
Member
Tue Sep 28 21:46:37
mf, the last post you responded to is grayd, not garyd.
miltonfriedman
Member
Tue Sep 28 21:49:33
Ah I see. Well, at least grayd actually provided a source, unlike Gfagd.
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