Utopia Talk / Politics / JB has admitted having sex with a tranny

Memory Lane Member	Sat Aug 28 11:40:57 "Jeddediah Wilkins Member Fri Oct 23 16:37:08 WTF? I didn't say I would. I said there was a small, tiny, utterly microscopic chance that I *might* have banged one, as I never actually saw the goodies, was intoxicated, and for some reason the girl wanted no foreplay, and grabbed my katanga and put it in her whammer. I woke up sober the next day, and she was gone. When I told my buds about it they told me I poked a tranny in the whammer. I couldn't show my face for like a week. "
Billah Member	Sat Aug 28 11:41:53 *vomit*
Memory Lane Member	Sat Aug 28 11:42:22 Jeddediah Wilkins Member Fri Oct 23 16:50:34 From what I remember, it didn't feel any different from any other shoopty-whoop I've ever clangered.
Paramount Member	Sat Aug 28 12:27:07 rofl
Aeros Member	Sat Aug 28 13:06:00 : P
J.B. Member	Sat Aug 28 13:09:36 Nice job embellishing my words.
CrownRoyal Member	Sat Aug 28 13:10:39 How could have he embellished something like " grabbed my katanga and put it in her whammer."?
Aeros Member	Sat Aug 28 13:11:50 now I lol.
Aeros Member	Sat Aug 28 13:12:21 But hey, at least J.B. had sex with an adult, compared to some other posters around here : )
Jewgle Member	Sat Aug 28 13:44:50 LOL, so copy and pasting your comments is now embellishing your words?
miltonfriedman Member	Sat Aug 28 13:56:42 It's embellished. JalexB has no dick.
Jewgle Member	Sat Aug 28 13:58:16 Ah ha! Touche'!
Adolf Hitler Member	Sat Aug 28 14:16:47 "J.B. Member Sat Aug 28 13:09:36 Nice job embellishing my words." Wow, I thought they were Jeddediah Wilkins words. My world is rocked.
Madc0w Member	Sat Aug 28 14:21:08 Whoa, hold on a second. This might sound crazy, but could it be possible that, wait for it, JB *IS* Jeddediah Wilkins? It sounds completely ludicrous, but it's possible.
Adolf Hitler Member	Sat Aug 28 14:27:56 Not possible. Its as impossible as his best buddy lying about being dead.
Adolf Hitler Member	Sat Aug 28 14:31:36 They're quite a couple, those two. They're like the siegfried and roy of UP with their little disappearing magical acts.
Jewgle Member	Sat Aug 28 16:38:19 Well JalexB this definately explains as to why you always comment about someone elses sexuality. It was nothing but internet flirting or propositioning.
Milton Bradley Member	Mon Aug 30 07:47:39 Tranny fucker!!
Jebbebiah Wilkins Member	Mon Aug 30 08:01:19 It was written by an imposter, simply ignore it!
Dickhead UPer Member	Fri Mar 02 10:44:04 Good times.
Cloud Strife Member	Fri Mar 02 11:17:05 I can't understand why you wouldn't check for a vagina. I do that within 3 seconds of being within eyeshot of nudity.
Billah Member	Mon Mar 19 16:30:14 Yeah, how could you not check for a vagina? You didn't look at "her" chest? WTF man?
PhunkyPhishStyle Member	Mon Mar 19 16:42:44 hahhaha
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