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Freddy
Member Sun Jun 13 16:32:56
What a fucking pussy fag. Brett Favre should be on his team.

POLOKWANE, South Africa â?? The infamous Jabulani World Cup ball has had goalkeepers in the tournament worrying, panicking and complaining for the past week. Now it has reduced one of them to tears.

Algeriaâ??s Faouzi Chaouchi was the latest keeper to be impacted when he allowed a long-range strike from Sloveniaâ??s Robert Koren to evade his grasp and produce the only goal of a 1-0 loss at Peter Mokaba Stadium on Sunday.

Chaouchi could not control his emotions after the game. After striding through the interview zone without pausing to speak to reporters, he boarded the team bus and cried.

â??You could see he had tears in his eyes and he could not help it,â?? said Algeria fan Mohammed Dahbi. â??It is sad for the country but it is not his fault. Anyone can make a mistake and unlucky things can happen with that ball.â??

That ball is the adidas Jabulani, and it already has sparked a storm of controversy. The manufacturer claims it is the most accurate ball ever made, but some weird plays on the field say otherwise.

Its unpredictability may have benefited the United States on Saturday night, when Clint Dempseyâ??s tame effort worked its way past Englandâ??s Robert Green. In truth, both Green and Algeriaâ??s Chaouchi should have made comfortable saves on the goals they conceded. Yet on both occasions, there was significant movement in the air once the ball had been kicked.

â??For sure, it is the ball,â?? said Algeria defender Madjid Bougherra. â??You could see it moving, and once it bounced in front of him it just took off and gave a crazy bounce.â??

The goal came in the 79th minute. Algeria, playing with 10 men after substitute Abdelkader Ghezzal was sent off, was trying to hang on for a draw. But the gameâ??s only goal appeared to have more to do with the ball than the 11 vs. 10 situation. Just ask the scorer.

â??Every player, if he is being honest, will tell you there is something strange about the ball,â?? said Koren, the Slovenia captain. â??It is different to what we are used to and it gives keepers a big problem â?? like we saw today.â??

Slovenia might be the only team in Group C without much of a problem. Certainly, there are nervous times ahead for the United States, England and Algeria.

And, surely, for a certain manufacturer whose signature product is coming under ever-increasing scrutiny. Adidas, however, defends the ball.

â??This ball has been around since December and been used around the world with very few comments,â?? Andy Harland, the developer of the ball, said in a recent interview with British television station Sky Sports News. â??Teams have gone to altitude and you have seen comments in those situations.â??

A skeptical public â?? and 32 starting goalkeepers â?? might take a bit more convincing.

http://g.s...tl_ro-worldcupball061310W.html

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 16:47:22
I guess some people take it seriously. Not sure why.

Adolf Hitler
Member Sun Jun 13 16:52:21
You foreigners wouldnt understand.

NeverWoods
Member Sun Jun 13 16:52:38
Saw the game, both teams sucked.
And that was one of the bigger goalie blunders so far.

I can understand the emotions he is going trough, he failed his team and his country, now Algeria should start packing the chance of going trough to the semi's is extremely slim.

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 16:56:47
We understand completely. Sissykick players are sissys, that is why it is called sissy kick.

Renzo Marquez
Member Sun Jun 13 16:59:03
Angel/JPJ/HR used to practice sissykick by stretching lil davey's asshole and then kicking soccer balls in from 10 yards away.

Adolf Hitler
Member Sun Jun 13 17:12:38
that actually made me laugh out loud

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 17:51:28
Renzo and Huey P. Newton before he died.

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 17:52:00
Or maybe it was right after he died.

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 17:52:32
http://www.polarisimages.com/Polaris-News/archives/Glue.jpg

Adolf Hitler
Member Sun Jun 13 17:53:31
Isnt it practice time downstairs, Angel?

Adolf Hitler
Member Sun Jun 13 17:54:42

Wtf? Angels posting gay child porn.

NSFW

Renzo Marquez
Member Sun Jun 13 17:57:42
I always suspected he preferred the yellow meat. This seems to confirm it.

Adolf Hitler
Member Sun Jun 13 17:58:38
Did you take this photo with your new web cam Angel?

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 18:00:06
Renzo, you are almost as original as AH. How droll.

Sam Adams
Member Sun Jun 13 19:27:28
"Its unpredictability"

its a soft round ball. Its not unpredicatble, its just that sissykick players dont actually have skills.

Mexicantornado
Member Sun Jun 13 19:32:42
Well supposedly the regular soccer ball has 32 panels and this one has like 8 or something. I dunno why'd they would use a brand new ball for the biggest stage in their sport. Also this guy is a pussy.

Renzo Marquez
Member Sun Jun 13 19:32:45
The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 18:00:06
"Renzo, you are almost as original as AH. How droll."

I am the original AH, Alexander Hamilton. I note that you are every bit as much a senile pedophile as Angel/JPJ/HR.

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 19:40:01
"Renzo, you are almost as original as Adolph Hitler alias charper. How droll."
Clarified.

The Guardian
Member Sun Jun 13 19:46:03
Renzo - I am the original AH, Alexander Hamilton.

That figures, Hamilton could conceivably carry the label of The First Progressive. I figured you for one of those far left wing nuts.

Nekran
Member Mon Jun 14 00:22:13
"I dunno why'd they would use a brand new ball for the biggest stage in their sport. Also this guy is a pussy."

Every World Cup and European Cup (and perhaps other continents' cups too, I dunno) has its own brand new ball. There's always loads of criticism on them too. Sort of a tradition thing.

McKobb
Member Mon Jun 14 00:41:01
Sounds like a convinient cop-out.

habebe
Member Mon Jun 14 00:41:41
I can't say I've ever heard of a hockey goalie crying because he didn't block a goal.

Assclown Vega
Member Mon Jun 14 05:19:06
no wonder, hockey goals are smaller than the players.

NeverWoods
Member Mon Jun 14 05:37:51
I have held the ball and played around with it.
It's a very good ball, perhaps the best one so far.

Some of the criticism is undeserved.
At least it's not the 2002 ball, that one sucked like hell.

CrownRoyal
Member Mon Jun 14 05:40:21
You should hold the balls and play around some more.

The Guardian
Member Mon Jun 14 05:43:26
I thought all of you soccer boosters enjoyed playing with other peoples balls.

CrownRoyal
Member Mon Jun 14 05:44:12
ahahahaha, thats funny!

Adolf Hitler
Member Mon Jun 14 05:50:41

Rod coming back from a soccer game:

http://ohsweb.ohiohistory.org/piximages/images/AL06602.jpg

NeverWoods
Member Mon Jun 14 06:39:08
Haha ouch.
I feel so owned.

The Guardian
Member Mon Jun 14 07:03:08
Good one AH, there may be some hope for you yet. Not much, but some.

chen
Member Mon Jun 14 13:52:43
"Well supposedly the regular soccer ball has 32 panels and this one has like 8 or something. I dunno why'd they would use a brand new ball for the biggest stage in their sport."

This is nothing new. They change the ball every WC to something that can move more in the air. Goalies hate it, but it creates more goals so it's good for casual fans.

The Guardian
Member Mon Jun 14 19:17:06
They change the ball design to sell more balls.

Sam Adams
Member Mon Jun 14 19:37:36
selling balls. thats exactly what euroqueer soccer players want

NeverWoods
Member Mon Jun 14 19:40:29
"They change the ball design to sell more balls."

That and new footballs are nice as they push for technology advancement every 4th year.

Unlike some gay homo-erotic pile sport that the USians play, football is advancing.

Sam Adams
Member Mon Jun 14 19:47:42
Could an entire team of sissykickers defeat one nose tackle in a fight?

unlikely.

NeverWoods
Member Mon Jun 14 20:06:16
What are you smoking?
Can i buy some?

Sam Adams
Member Mon Jun 14 20:51:00
I mean seriously. your sport is named sissykick

Cloud Strife
Member Tue Jun 15 01:08:36
There are 11 people that start on a soccer team...

russian
Member Tue Jun 15 01:23:03
the reason i think americans dont like soccer is thats its not geared for the american psyche as their football is.

1) you only play for a maximum of 20 seconds and then stop to take a break and reform. Perfect for those with low attention spans and the unhealthy kids at school can also play.

2) most of the players are largely irrelevent to game play. Their there to tackle their opposite numbers. Hence this is a game where being fat and heavy is an advantage. Why pick on the obese kid when due to the format of your sport he's now a star athlete. Its the fat and nerdy guys that get picked on. Also those watching at home on tv can feel good too because unlike soccer their obesity qualifies then as good players.

3) its 2 teams playing against each other, its 4. And every 5 minutes we change teams so that everyone can get a break and drink a gallon of gatorade. Because this game even with its 20 seconds of uninterrupted game play is probably too tough for most americans to play, we need to make it easier.

4) body armour. Dont want those lawsuits do we.

NeverWoods
Member Tue Jun 15 03:06:21
"I mean seriously. your sport is named sissykick"

I mean seriously. your sport is named homo-erotic gay pile.

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Freddy Member	Sun Jun 13 16:32:56 What a fucking pussy fag. Brett Favre should be on his team. POLOKWANE, South Africa â?? The infamous Jabulani World Cup ball has had goalkeepers in the tournament worrying, panicking and complaining for the past week. Now it has reduced one of them to tears. Algeriaâ??s Faouzi Chaouchi was the latest keeper to be impacted when he allowed a long-range strike from Sloveniaâ??s Robert Koren to evade his grasp and produce the only goal of a 1-0 loss at Peter Mokaba Stadium on Sunday. Chaouchi could not control his emotions after the game. After striding through the interview zone without pausing to speak to reporters, he boarded the team bus and cried. â??You could see he had tears in his eyes and he could not help it,â?? said Algeria fan Mohammed Dahbi. â??It is sad for the country but it is not his fault. Anyone can make a mistake and unlucky things can happen with that ball.â?? That ball is the adidas Jabulani, and it already has sparked a storm of controversy. The manufacturer claims it is the most accurate ball ever made, but some weird plays on the field say otherwise. Its unpredictability may have benefited the United States on Saturday night, when Clint Dempseyâ??s tame effort worked its way past Englandâ??s Robert Green. In truth, both Green and Algeriaâ??s Chaouchi should have made comfortable saves on the goals they conceded. Yet on both occasions, there was significant movement in the air once the ball had been kicked. â??For sure, it is the ball,â?? said Algeria defender Madjid Bougherra. â??You could see it moving, and once it bounced in front of him it just took off and gave a crazy bounce.â?? The goal came in the 79th minute. Algeria, playing with 10 men after substitute Abdelkader Ghezzal was sent off, was trying to hang on for a draw. But the gameâ??s only goal appeared to have more to do with the ball than the 11 vs. 10 situation. Just ask the scorer. â??Every player, if he is being honest, will tell you there is something strange about the ball,â?? said Koren, the Slovenia captain. â??It is different to what we are used to and it gives keepers a big problem â?? like we saw today.â?? Slovenia might be the only team in Group C without much of a problem. Certainly, there are nervous times ahead for the United States, England and Algeria. And, surely, for a certain manufacturer whose signature product is coming under ever-increasing scrutiny. Adidas, however, defends the ball. â??This ball has been around since December and been used around the world with very few comments,â?? Andy Harland, the developer of the ball, said in a recent interview with British television station Sky Sports News. â??Teams have gone to altitude and you have seen comments in those situations.â?? A skeptical public â?? and 32 starting goalkeepers â?? might take a bit more convincing. http://g.s...tl_ro-worldcupball061310W.html
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 16:47:22 I guess some people take it seriously. Not sure why.
Adolf Hitler Member	Sun Jun 13 16:52:21 You foreigners wouldnt understand.
NeverWoods Member	Sun Jun 13 16:52:38 Saw the game, both teams sucked. And that was one of the bigger goalie blunders so far. I can understand the emotions he is going trough, he failed his team and his country, now Algeria should start packing the chance of going trough to the semi's is extremely slim.
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 16:56:47 We understand completely. Sissykick players are sissys, that is why it is called sissy kick.
Renzo Marquez Member	Sun Jun 13 16:59:03 Angel/JPJ/HR used to practice sissykick by stretching lil davey's asshole and then kicking soccer balls in from 10 yards away.
Adolf Hitler Member	Sun Jun 13 17:12:38 that actually made me laugh out loud
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 17:51:28 Renzo and Huey P. Newton before he died.
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 17:52:00 Or maybe it was right after he died.
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 17:52:32 http://www.polarisimages.com/Polaris-News/archives/Glue.jpg
Adolf Hitler Member	Sun Jun 13 17:53:31 Isnt it practice time downstairs, Angel?
Adolf Hitler Member	Sun Jun 13 17:54:42 Wtf? Angels posting gay child porn. NSFW
Renzo Marquez Member	Sun Jun 13 17:57:42 I always suspected he preferred the yellow meat. This seems to confirm it.
Adolf Hitler Member	Sun Jun 13 17:58:38 Did you take this photo with your new web cam Angel?
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 18:00:06 Renzo, you are almost as original as AH. How droll.
Sam Adams Member	Sun Jun 13 19:27:28 "Its unpredictability" its a soft round ball. Its not unpredicatble, its just that sissykick players dont actually have skills.
Mexicantornado Member	Sun Jun 13 19:32:42 Well supposedly the regular soccer ball has 32 panels and this one has like 8 or something. I dunno why'd they would use a brand new ball for the biggest stage in their sport. Also this guy is a pussy.
Renzo Marquez Member	Sun Jun 13 19:32:45 The Guardian Member Sun Jun 13 18:00:06 "Renzo, you are almost as original as AH. How droll." I am the original AH, Alexander Hamilton. I note that you are every bit as much a senile pedophile as Angel/JPJ/HR.
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 19:40:01 "Renzo, you are almost as original as Adolph Hitler alias charper. How droll." Clarified.
The Guardian Member	Sun Jun 13 19:46:03 Renzo - I am the original AH, Alexander Hamilton. That figures, Hamilton could conceivably carry the label of The First Progressive. I figured you for one of those far left wing nuts.
Nekran Member	Mon Jun 14 00:22:13 "I dunno why'd they would use a brand new ball for the biggest stage in their sport. Also this guy is a pussy." Every World Cup and European Cup (and perhaps other continents' cups too, I dunno) has its own brand new ball. There's always loads of criticism on them too. Sort of a tradition thing.
McKobb Member	Mon Jun 14 00:41:01 Sounds like a convinient cop-out.
habebe Member	Mon Jun 14 00:41:41 I can't say I've ever heard of a hockey goalie crying because he didn't block a goal.
Assclown Vega Member	Mon Jun 14 05:19:06 no wonder, hockey goals are smaller than the players.
NeverWoods Member	Mon Jun 14 05:37:51 I have held the ball and played around with it. It's a very good ball, perhaps the best one so far. Some of the criticism is undeserved. At least it's not the 2002 ball, that one sucked like hell.
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jun 14 05:40:21 You should hold the balls and play around some more.
The Guardian Member	Mon Jun 14 05:43:26 I thought all of you soccer boosters enjoyed playing with other peoples balls.
CrownRoyal Member	Mon Jun 14 05:44:12 ahahahaha, thats funny!
Adolf Hitler Member	Mon Jun 14 05:50:41 Rod coming back from a soccer game: http://ohsweb.ohiohistory.org/piximages/images/AL06602.jpg
NeverWoods Member	Mon Jun 14 06:39:08 Haha ouch. I feel so owned.
The Guardian Member	Mon Jun 14 07:03:08 Good one AH, there may be some hope for you yet. Not much, but some.
chen Member	Mon Jun 14 13:52:43 "Well supposedly the regular soccer ball has 32 panels and this one has like 8 or something. I dunno why'd they would use a brand new ball for the biggest stage in their sport." This is nothing new. They change the ball every WC to something that can move more in the air. Goalies hate it, but it creates more goals so it's good for casual fans.
The Guardian Member	Mon Jun 14 19:17:06 They change the ball design to sell more balls.
Sam Adams Member	Mon Jun 14 19:37:36 selling balls. thats exactly what euroqueer soccer players want
NeverWoods Member	Mon Jun 14 19:40:29 "They change the ball design to sell more balls." That and new footballs are nice as they push for technology advancement every 4th year. Unlike some gay homo-erotic pile sport that the USians play, football is advancing.
Sam Adams Member	Mon Jun 14 19:47:42 Could an entire team of sissykickers defeat one nose tackle in a fight? unlikely.
NeverWoods Member	Mon Jun 14 20:06:16 What are you smoking? Can i buy some?
Sam Adams Member	Mon Jun 14 20:51:00 I mean seriously. your sport is named sissykick
Cloud Strife Member	Tue Jun 15 01:08:36 There are 11 people that start on a soccer team...
russian Member	Tue Jun 15 01:23:03 the reason i think americans dont like soccer is thats its not geared for the american psyche as their football is. 1) you only play for a maximum of 20 seconds and then stop to take a break and reform. Perfect for those with low attention spans and the unhealthy kids at school can also play. 2) most of the players are largely irrelevent to game play. Their there to tackle their opposite numbers. Hence this is a game where being fat and heavy is an advantage. Why pick on the obese kid when due to the format of your sport he's now a star athlete. Its the fat and nerdy guys that get picked on. Also those watching at home on tv can feel good too because unlike soccer their obesity qualifies then as good players. 3) its 2 teams playing against each other, its 4. And every 5 minutes we change teams so that everyone can get a break and drink a gallon of gatorade. Because this game even with its 20 seconds of uninterrupted game play is probably too tough for most americans to play, we need to make it easier. 4) body armour. Dont want those lawsuits do we.
NeverWoods Member	Tue Jun 15 03:06:21 "I mean seriously. your sport is named sissykick" I mean seriously. your sport is named homo-erotic gay pile.
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