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Hot Rod
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:13:49
This is Hot Rods brother. He wanted me to let you know if anything happened to him. He had a massive stroke Christmas Eve and passed away early Christmas morning. We had him creamated today.
NeverWoods
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:16:12
did someone just steal HR pass?
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Dec 28 20:17:24
I really don't want to comment in case this is actually true.
mrbeer
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:17:29
'CREAMated'
NeverWoods
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:18:52
If it's true FF could check it out.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Dec 28 20:19:51
It's certainly possible, he did say he was 71. Who knows.
The Powers That Be
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:21:39
My preliminary BS detector is going off.

However, he hasn't posted since Christmas from what I can tell and he was old.
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:26:38
He's dead.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Mon Dec 28 20:28:17
R.I.P.
The Powers That Be
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:30:32
Surreal.
mexicantornado
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:32:55
Bullshit.
Asshole UPer
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:33:57
'Bullshit. '


Yes, your continued existence is.
mexicantornado
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:37:08
How would HR's brother know to post here? HR got hacked or he is doing one of his gay fucking troll exercises.
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:42:58
I talked to HR's brother on the phone. HR had left a paper with his UP nick and pass for him and TJ's and my phone numbers to call.
pillz
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:50:13
good.
NeverWoods
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:52:51
We owe it more then a simple R.I.P.
Perhaps a few words about him.

I always thought Hot Rod would out live us all, wow is my belief shattered.

It's no secret that he was not much liked in this forum but he kinda fit in here at UP's dysfunctional family, After all he is one of us no matter how much we try to look past that.
Not to mention he was one of our best conversation starts his treads would never go unnoticed and he would also make sure of that him self, if you did not post anything in his topics he would proclaim victory by walk over by the liberal side.
It was always about sides with him..

HR may not have believed in organized religion but he was a very strong believer of the GOP as almost it was his religion, and vigorously listening to preachers as Beck, Hannity, Limbaugh and O'raily, and his god was the symbol of GOP, wrong or right it was his party.

And we at UP needed that to be honest, he was the nutty GOPer we needed to check how every other GOPer or Bushi felt about news that was about the GOP or Fox it self.
Sure most of the time he did not give us a clear cut answer but rather dance around it, try to change the subject or even pretend that he gave you an answer but that was him.

He will be missed.
saiko
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:55:30
Yes, but in a good way. Like, if this were a bar, we'd drink to the idea of him being gone.
NeverWoods
Member
Mon Dec 28 20:58:18
So true.
Formerly Fred
Member
Mon Dec 28 21:07:25
You fucking alcoholics.
roland
Member
Mon Dec 28 22:16:59
R.I.P.
CrownRoyal
Member
Mon Dec 28 22:32:07
Well, I guess we'll find out soon enough. Rod cannot exist without posting in here, if this is a ruse, he'll be back in no time. Anyway, I'll miss the old tool. rip.
pillz
Member
Mon Dec 28 22:59:52
I doubt he's dead.

He managed to survive Obama's election and the release of terrorists from gitmo. I doubt seeing family and having a beer killed him, although a stroke is partially believable. All he does is sit his fat ass in front of a computer all fucking day long.
mexicantornado
Member
Mon Dec 28 23:56:56
I agree that it is difficult to believe that he is dead, particularly because Fred is saying that he is dead, (fred lies). It is likely a ruse by HR to make us feel sorry for him and miss him, he will be back within the week.
McKobb
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:03:15
R.I.P. Hot Rod.
Isaksson
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:08:45
It is hard to believe.

But if it is true, I will keep him in my prayers, that God will spare his soul even though he is an atheist!

In the end i believe he believes in God!

A rampagesalvation to him as it is written:

Luke 23:39 Then one of the criminals who were hanged blasphemed Him, saying, "If You are the Christ,[j] save Yourself and us."
40 But the other, answering, rebuked him, saying, "Do you not even fear God, seeing you are under the same condemnation? 41 And we indeed justly, for we receive the due reward of our deeds; but this Man has done nothing wrong." 42 Then he said to Jesus, "Lord,[k] remember me when You come into Your kingdom."
43 And Jesus said to him, "Assuredly, I say to you, today you will be with Me in Paradise."
Sam Adams
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:21:26
posts like this are always bullshit.
Multi
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:31:06

Will wait to see if this is true. Can someone check if hes spamming the modboard?
hoER
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:31:47

I promised I'd post this on this day:

PWND.

charper
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:40:10

Completely destroyed his familys xmas. Probably planned it all year as one of his little 'traps'. Typical HR.
Multi Ruined My Life
Member
Tue Dec 29 00:46:05
This is bullshit. A plan concocted by HR and Fred. You know, their love and hate relationship.
Peter Walsh
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:23:51
Not exactly the usual Hot Rod troll post, so it could be true.

He didn't even get to see if Obama would fail to get reelected, in which case he most likely died in a towering fury.

Poor old man :(
dfgvbhkjj
New Member
Tue Dec 29 01:26:00

if this is true i will lay the spam multi to rest for ever.

Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Tue Dec 29 01:27:49
He stated he was 71, a stroke at that age is believable.
pillz
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:30:01
go figure, hot rod who fought against healthcare for all died younger then the average white american.

nah i dont believe it. if he lived through obama accepting the nobel prize, he could live through being forced to spend time with kids without touching them.
Pierre
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:38:54
When and where is the funeral... i think i might come...
pillz
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:39:47
i dont think hot rods family associates with cross dressers.
Pierre
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:41:10
a long time member has died... and all you can do is flame pillz...

rest in peace mr.hot rod even if we didnt always agree...
Madc0w
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:49:21
Hot Rod would find a way to post here from the dead.
Visably Shaken
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:51:31
If it's true, you just know old Angel/JPJ/Hot Rod/Liberal/Hot Rod is up in heavan now, exchanging high-fives with a bemused jeebus and laughing over what a superb troll he had become on any subject that caught his eye or entered his inbox.

At least with Roddy's passing, my old, dear mother's email forwards and chain letters will once again seem to be "not-so-stale".

I offer my sympathies to Fred as I have seen the modicum of friendship he enjoyed with HR.

RIP, you old fuck!
Isaksson
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:53:05
He got baptized in the hospital chruch, on the other side!
Visably Shaken
Member
Tue Dec 29 01:58:30
should really sticky this for a while,eh?
Nimatzo
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:16:32
I have a hard time believing that part of Hot Rods will, was for his brother to give us the news of his death. I would have had no problems with Fred giving us the news.

In any case I am probably wrong and for all I know he is indeed gone. I miss the old fucker already...
Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:23:36
I don't know what to believe.

Somehow I don't believe this. How do we know that Hot Rod really had a brother, by the way?

But if it's true - Rest in Peace.
Visably Shaken
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:24:05
Here, Here!
Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:27:33
I think Hot Rod and Fred is laughing at us right now!
redblooded
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:29:28
Cattle die,
kindred die,
we ourselves also die;
but the fair fame
never dies
of him who has earned it.

Cattle die,
kindred die,
we ourselves also die;
but I know one thing
that never dies,
judgement on each one dead.
Nimatzo
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:46:17
But this isn't even a joke. Something just are not funny, not in the sense that I take offense by a joke like this, just that it is not funny. The fact that so many disbelieve it is a sign of how fucked up this place is. You don't joke about someone dying, it is not something a normal person disbelieves.
master bates
Patron
Tue Dec 29 04:46:58

Finally.
I couldn't stand you HR. Now that its here, I'll miss you anyway. You meant well. Even if I found your opinions quite evil sometimes.
Now that you'll never get the last post again, I find I don't want it anymore.

RIP.
Nekran
Member
Tue Dec 29 04:48:05
I'd say disbelief is a rather standard reaction to hearing someone you know is dead.
Visably Shaken
Member
Tue Dec 29 05:33:23
Let's raise a glass...to the poor bastard who finally escaped this hellhole.
Camaban
Moderator
Tue Dec 29 05:50:21
Shit... :-(

My condolences to his family :-(
Nimatzo
Member
Tue Dec 29 06:00:35
>>I'd say disbelief is a rather standard reaction to hearing someone you know is dead.<<

As an initial defense mechanism, shock. This isn't shock, people actually have no fucking idea if this is a joke or not and honestly I can't really be certain myself.

Mark my words, even if the avatar Hot Rod never posts again we will have a group of people doubting his death. A conspiracy theory will rise.
Nimatzo
Member
Tue Dec 29 06:01:47
I suggest we retire the tag "Hot Rod". so that no one may use it ever again.
saiko
Member
Tue Dec 29 06:19:16
http://www.theonion.com/content/cartoon/aug-03-2009
Nimatzo
Member
Tue Dec 29 06:27:00
That was a great find saiko, great find.
master bates
Patron
Tue Dec 29 06:47:40

Finally I get to know what his BMOC means...

Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 07:38:21
Question to Hot Rod's "brother":

How do we know that you are speaking the truth?
Lil Davey.
New Member
Tue Dec 29 08:11:58
I'm still locked up and about to starve, haven't eaten for days.
Muslim
Member
Tue Dec 29 08:28:59
Every soul will taste of death. And ye will be paid on the Day of Resurrection only that which ye have fairly earned. Whoso is removed from the Fire and is made to enter paradise, he indeed is triumphant. The life of this world is but comfort of illusion.

Qur'an 3:185
Quitting Fred
Member
Tue Dec 29 08:55:46
If it's true....

You're next Fred.
hoER
Member
Tue Dec 29 09:04:33

While I dont think this is a joke, and its the worst joke ever if thats the case, I find it strange that his brother didnt use his real name.
Multi Ruined My Life
Member
Tue Dec 29 09:09:35
I think it is a joke. Or his way of saying that he is finally quitting UP.
Milton Bradley
Member
Tue Dec 29 09:19:26
RIP
Amadeus
Member
Tue Dec 29 09:20:54
The hardest thing to explain is the glaringly evident which everybody had decided not to see.
Ayn Rand
Forrnerly Fred
Member
Tue Dec 29 09:30:04
Fuck him.
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Tue Dec 29 09:34:51
The tag Ayn Rand? I was caught on that months ago.
Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 10:29:23
Nimatzo,

"But this isn't even a joke. Something just are not funny, not in the sense that I take offense by a joke like this, just that it is not funny."


Tell me the last time you thought one of Hot Rod's joke were funny. I bet Hot Rod intended this as a joke, or he just wanted to kill off his name and character and create a new one, but as usual it's only him who think it's funny and is laughing. hehe :P
Asgard
Member
Tue Dec 29 10:46:16
I think it's true. When I 'left' back in the old forums he said a goodbye to me which is near identical to the one he uttered here when I quit now.

RIP.

(back to lurking, am not back)
Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 10:50:48
You are indeed back!

What did Hot Rod say to you now when you quitted?
Asgard
Member
Tue Dec 29 10:51:57
"quitted"

learn English. buhbye
Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 10:56:54
I think he told you that he was also going to quit.
charper
Member
Tue Dec 29 10:58:15

If he had decided to quit he might go out this way just to see the reactions.

river of blood
Member
Tue Dec 29 11:13:33
I hear satan is trying to get him kicked out of hell because he's damn annoying.
xyz1
Member
Tue Dec 29 11:15:56
"I hear satan is trying to get him kicked out of hell because he's damn annoying."

I don't even want to know who your sources of knowledge are for stuff like that
charper
Member
Tue Dec 29 11:25:31

HR should have drunk more water.
BEST THERAD EVER
Member
Tue Dec 29 11:25:35
Alex
Member
Tue Dec 29 12:42:16
RIP, Hot Rod.
jergul
Member
Tue Dec 29 13:40:42
This seems plausible somehow. Damn. RIP Hot Rod if that be the case.

May you have a good laugh over this on either side of the divide.
river of blood
Member
Tue Dec 29 14:22:34
I wonder if the child anus on the other side is tight enough for him.
Multi
Member
Tue Dec 29 14:47:09

There are 2 posters that I can imagine HR would PM if he was planning to leave here. RF and Kargen. Both have been online, neither have posted RIP.

waste
Member
Tue Dec 29 14:49:03
That was really bad taste rob.
earthpig
GTFO HOer
Tue Dec 29 15:15:06
i habitually manage to completely ignore sticky threads on pretty much every forum i read, so i missed this till just now.

@HR's brother - scathing insults are the primary means of discourse around here, don't take the rubbish above to seriously. he will be missed around here. ill drink a beer in his memory.
Ubes JAC
Wildebeest
Tue Dec 29 15:24:17
I think Rod would probably leave his pass/nickname for someone else to post here if he died; he's been here for how long??
Multi
Member
Tue Dec 29 15:25:31

Thats the last thing he'd allow...his tag getting abused after his death
Formerly Fred
Member
Tue Dec 29 16:53:27
Stop PM'ing me you fools. HR is dead. I'm not his keeper. Get over it.
xyz1
Member
Tue Dec 29 16:54:48
"Stop PM'ing me you fools. HR is dead. I'm not his keeper. Get over it."

See, this is exactly why you have no friends.
jergul
Member
Tue Dec 29 16:55:24
(we will just sticky the other HR thread when this one fills, m'k?)
Formerly Fred
Member
Tue Dec 29 16:56:19
"See, this is exactly why you have no friends. "

When did I ever say I wanted friends?
Formerly Fred
Member
Tue Dec 29 18:41:17

World-renowned welfare recipient Hot Rod died today in a hospital in Kansas City. Doctors are still unsure of what exactly caused the death, but believe it was due to complications after Hot Rod trolled too fast and suffered pains in his penis. He was 71 years old.

Hot Rod was a jewish person, who enjoyed everything about life. He was known for his passion for catfood, which he often ate 11 times a day. He loved to share catfood with everyone, and would even offering catfood to strangers. Hot Rod also enjoyed traveling, especially to historical landmarks, and loved meeting people around the world. On his trip to San Francisco he even met the president (and yes, he offered him catfood). After meeting him, Hot Rod said the President was hot.

Hot Rod is survived by his partner Master Bates, their 15 children, and their pet aardvark named Liberal.
Paramount
Member
Tue Dec 29 18:57:19
Heh, the only thing true in that may be that Hot Rod was jewish and ate catfood. He may also have met the president because I've always suspected that he was one of Bush's "cyber warriors". But he didn't die today, he died on the 25th.
Cloud Strife
Member
Tue Dec 29 20:20:06
My last words about him were about how he would fail a debate with plankton.

I feel that this is apt.

RIP
HOT ROD LIVES
Member
Tue Dec 29 21:15:42
OBAMA SENT ME TO THE FEMA CAMPS. I'M NOT REALLY DEAD!
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist
Tue Dec 29 22:33:19
Actually, I recall Hot Rod saying once that he had left his tag with his brother for this very reason.
NeverWoods
Member
Tue Dec 29 22:33:43
Hehe, thinking about how badly he wanted to see the Ayn Rand movie to materialize.

Would have been fun to ridicule him even more for that.
hoER
Member
Wed Dec 30 00:54:24

I wonder if freds dad used to tell him boys dont cry when he beat him?
Lil Davey
Member
Wed Dec 30 01:15:42

RIP old bulldog.
mrbeer
Member
Wed Dec 30 01:28:02
I call BS. What's more, even if Hot Rod/JPJ/Angel doesn't post it again, I bet it's just part of his BS. No RIP for you, Hot Rod.
Pierre
Member
Wed Dec 30 01:37:16
he should have his moderator status given back...

he died too young and he deserves it back...

rest in peace hot rod... you will always be in our hearts and minds...i admit... i cried for you when i heard the news of your death...
Stone
Member
Wed Dec 30 02:55:12
"I call BS."

Because people never die?

UP has a histoty of more than 10 years, probably several former forum members have died in that time even if they were not that prominent.

RIP
hoER
Member
Wed Dec 30 03:32:29

Its sad that though he had many enemies here he still left a note about us to his brother. Unwelcoming as this place was to him, it was the closest thing to a family he had, I guess.

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