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murder
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Mon Jan 19 06:25:12
For Florida?

Trump will do it too. Just think of all the immigrants he could get rid of with just a handshake. :o)

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tumbleweed
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Mon Jan 19 07:53:39
his Mar-a-lago palace (& classified doc storage) is there

he was displaying the entrance door on his feed a few days ago... of interest to the world, i'm sure
murder
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Mon Jan 19 09:10:51

It was just wishful thinking on my part. Denmark would probably go for Hawaii anyway.

Rugian
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Mon Jan 19 14:37:19
I've been thinking, the Danes should be establishing a negotiating position that they are willing to sell Greenland to the US...in exchange for the US giving Denmark the entire Eastern Seaboard. A steep trade perhaps, but it is necesssary for Denmark's national security needs.

In this Neo-Danish Empire, English will be banned after a five-year transition period. Voting rights will be granted after a 70-year period in which the state has the opportunity to thoroughly instill Danish values into the children of the new citizenry. The Second Amendment would of course be abolished. Mar-a-Lago will be turned into a housing development for Greenland emigres.

If Denmark had any balls, this kind of satirical proposal would be a pointed jab at the ridiculousness of Trump's demands. But of course, the Danes have no balls.
Pillz
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Mon Jan 19 14:49:55
The absurdity of thinking it constitutes a point jab lol

That is like a 130lbs antifa soyboi telling an ICE agent if he pepper sprays him he gets to fuck his wife.

No basis or bearing in reality and immediately dismissed - ideally with prejudice.

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