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Hot Rod
rank Sun Jun 17 17:07:56 2018

RULES FOR SONS:

1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down.
2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs.
3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king.
4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer.
5. Request the late check-out.
6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it.
7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard.
8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas.
9. Play with passion or not at all…
10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye.
11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be.
12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point.
13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her.
14. You marry the girl, you marry her family.
15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath.
16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone.
17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room.
18. Never turn down a breath mint.
19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words.
20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising.
21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him.
22. Eat lunch with the new kid.
23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it.
24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win.
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
28. Write down your dreams.
29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates).
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.
31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you.
32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.

smart dude
rank Sun Jun 17 17:42:21 2018
What is this shit?

Average Ameriacn
rank Sun Jun 17 17:48:59 2018
"4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer."

That's how Donald Trump made billions out of nothing!

Paramount
rank Sun Jun 17 17:52:49 2018
25. Manners maketh the man.
26. Give credit. Take the blame.
27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied.
30. Be confident and humble at the same time.

Too bad that Mary Anne never taught her son about these rules.

Paramount
rank Sun Jun 17 17:56:11 2018
Why did Mary Anne die at the Long Island Jewish Medical Center?

Was she jewish?

Paramount
rank Sun Jun 17 17:56:32 2018
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_MacLeod_Trump

tumbleweed
rank Sun Jun 17 19:30:11 2018
"I think I'm much more humble than you would understand."
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R42mFx3_ss

no one is more humble than me, believe me
... WITCH HUNT!

Hot Rod
rank Wed Jun 20 14:55:25 2018

"MacLeod died a year later on August 7, 2000 at Long Island Jewish Medical Center in New Hyde Park, New York, at age 88."

She suffered from Osteoporosis, not sure if that caused her death.

patom
rank Thu Jun 21 11:02:44 2018
AA, "That's how Donald Trump made billions out of nothing!"

50 years ago when he was given $1 million for his 21st birthday. And when daddy died he got the rest.

I wonder how hard it must of been to manage that struggle to billionaire being so far behind the 8 ball. Poor kid.

TJ
rank Thu Jun 21 15:27:31 2018
It isn't easy to turn a few million into a few billion. A couple of billion is an obscene amount of investment and it takes an extraordinary team to grow and protect.

There are approximately 540 in the US with a population of 326 million and approximately 11 million millionaires.

I can assure you it wasn't an easy task turning multiple millions into multiple billions. It is also easy to understand why people dislike Trump's arrogance. chuckle

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Hot Rod rank	Sun Jun 17 17:07:56 2018 RULES FOR SONS: 1. Never shake a man’s hand sitting down. 2. Don’t enter a pool by the stairs. 3. The man at the BBQ Grill is the closest thing to a king. 4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer. 5. Request the late check-out. 6. When entrusted with a secret, keep it. 7. Hold your heroes to a higher standard. 8. Return a borrowed car with a full tank of gas. 9. Play with passion or not at all… 10. When shaking hands, grip firmly and look them in the eye. 11. Don’t let a wishbone grow where a backbone should be. 12. If you need music on the beach, you’re missing the point. 13. Carry two handkerchiefs. The one in your back pocket is for you. The one in your breast pocket is for her. 14. You marry the girl, you marry her family. 15. Be like a duck. Remain calm on the surface and paddle like crazy underneath. 16. Experience the serenity of traveling alone. 17. Never be afraid to ask out the best looking girl in the room. 18. Never turn down a breath mint. 19. A sport coat is worth 1000 words. 20. Try writing your own eulogy. Never stop revising. 21. Thank a veteran. Then make it up to him. 22. Eat lunch with the new kid. 23. After writing an angry email, read it carefully. Then delete it. 24. Ask your mom to play. She won’t let you win. 25. Manners maketh the man. 26. Give credit. Take the blame. 27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied. 28. Write down your dreams. 29. Always protect your siblings (and teammates). 30. Be confident and humble at the same time. 31. Call and visit your parents often. They miss you. 32. The healthiest relationships are those where you’re a team; where you respect, protect, and stand up for each other.
smart dude rank	Sun Jun 17 17:42:21 2018 What is this shit?
Average Ameriacn rank	Sun Jun 17 17:48:59 2018 "4. In a negotiation, never make the first offer." That's how Donald Trump made billions out of nothing!
Paramount rank	Sun Jun 17 17:52:49 2018 25. Manners maketh the man. 26. Give credit. Take the blame. 27. Stand up to Bullies. Protect those bullied. 30. Be confident and humble at the same time. Too bad that Mary Anne never taught her son about these rules.
Paramount rank	Sun Jun 17 17:56:11 2018 Why did Mary Anne die at the Long Island Jewish Medical Center? Was she jewish?
Paramount rank	Sun Jun 17 17:56:32 2018 http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Anne_MacLeod_Trump
tumbleweed rank	Sun Jun 17 19:30:11 2018 "I think I'm much more humble than you would understand." http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R42mFx3_ss no one is more humble than me, believe me ... WITCH HUNT!
Hot Rod rank	Wed Jun 20 14:55:25 2018 "MacLeod died a year later on August 7, 2000 at Long Island Jewish Medical Center in New Hyde Park, New York, at age 88." She suffered from Osteoporosis, not sure if that caused her death.
patom rank	Thu Jun 21 11:02:44 2018 AA, "That's how Donald Trump made billions out of nothing!" 50 years ago when he was given $1 million for his 21st birthday. And when daddy died he got the rest. I wonder how hard it must of been to manage that struggle to billionaire being so far behind the 8 ball. Poor kid.
TJ rank	Thu Jun 21 15:27:31 2018 It isn't easy to turn a few million into a few billion. A couple of billion is an obscene amount of investment and it takes an extraordinary team to grow and protect. There are approximately 540 in the US with a population of 326 million and approximately 11 million millionaires. I can assure you it wasn't an easy task turning multiple millions into multiple billions. It is also easy to understand why people dislike Trump's arrogance. chuckle
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