Utopia Talk / Politics / dolphins with guns and knives

swordtail Anarchist Prime	Thu Oct 11 08:29:14 Ukraine Brings Back Naval Killer Dolphins (Source: RIA Novosti; published Oct. 11, 2101) SEVASTOPOL, Ukraine --- The Ukrainian navy has restarted special training for dolphins and other animals for military duties including attacking enemy combat swimmers and detecting mines, a military source in the Ukrainian naval port of Sevastopol told RIA Novosti on Thursday. "Ten dolphins are now being trained for special tasks in the Ukrainian state oceanarium, and the Ukrainian military are regularly training the animals for detecting things on the seabed," the source said. Dolphins were trained at Sevastopol for the Soviet Navy as far back as 1973. They were trained to find military equipment such as sea mines on the seabed as well as attacking divers and even carrying explosives on their heads to plant on enemy ships. After the breakup of the USSR and division of the Black Sea Fleet into Ukrainian and Russian fleets, the dolphin training section and its specialists were given to the Ukrainian Navy. They were then used for civilian tasks such as working with disabled children, in order to keep the unit intact. The killer-dolphins will be trained to attack enemy combat swimmers using special knives or pistols fixed to their heads, the source said. "We are now planning training exercises for counter-combat swimmer tasks in order to defend ships in port and on raids," he said. Their tasks also include patrolling stretches of water and detecting items of military interest and then marking them by attaching floating buoys. Several exercises have already been carried out this year with the dolphins in finding underwater weapons, both in the aquarium and outside it. "The mission was successfully carried out. Our dolphins found the items and attached devices to them which were fixed on their heads, after which a buoy on it was sent to the surface to mark it," the source said. The Ukrainian dolphin base is one of only two in the world, the other being in San Diego, California. There is no information on whether the Russian Navy has a similar unit. -ends- http://www...ings-back-killer-dolphins.html
The Children Member	Thu Oct 11 08:38:26 that is fking awesome
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 08:41:00 You know I've been to that base. I also once talked to the former military dolphin trainer. Apparently it is very hard to get dolphins to attack humans. So you train them to approach humans which they like to do, and the the weapon fixed on them does the job.
jergul Member	Thu Oct 11 09:04:16 dolphins essentially being more human than humans are.
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid Member	Thu Oct 11 09:13:39 culdint u selectivlie bred sum kinda kilar pitbul dolfin wit a mouth fulla shark teeth kinda leik how we bred negros 2 b dum an lift stuff
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Oct 11 09:37:03 When I lived in Hawaii I worked for a company that was doing top secret research using dolphins as weapons. I was not involved in any of the secret stuff of course.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 09:54:18 " I was not involved in any of the secret stuff of course. " Why not? Couldn't they use a well educated, bright guy like you, Rod?
mexicantornado Member	Thu Oct 11 11:29:43 Shouldnt do that with animals.
jergul Member	Thu Oct 11 11:37:18 "Couldn't they use a well educated, bright guy like you, Rod?" I feel it important to highlight the use of sarcasm in this forum. Lest it otherwise be misinterpreted.
Camaban The Overseer	Thu Oct 11 12:31:06 >>I feel it important to highlight the use of sarcasm in this forum. Lest it otherwise be misinterpreted. << So you still haven't learnt that something can fit into two categories simultaneously? That's some learning disability you've got there.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 12:37:14 Oh, come on!! I feel vaguely disturbed by the never ending mod cock-off. You are supposed to be the adults in here.
jergul Member	Thu Oct 11 12:40:34 CR I think cam just called you a liar.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 12:42:32 ^not an adult
jergul Member	Thu Oct 11 12:43:17 Well quite.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 12:44:02 In america we do this with seals.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 12:45:08 Are seals good fucking, all things considered?
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 12:46:24 Navy Seals? no idea, I'm not a faggot. Ask JB.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 12:49:37 Do you have swagger?
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 12:50:39 I had chiggers once.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 12:52:23 Thats racist
McKobb Member	Thu Oct 11 12:54:42 They should name one after you, swordtail.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 12:55:31 Oh, I forgot that UP is a bastion of ethical values. My bad.
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 12:56:11 Let this be a lesson to everyone
McKobb Member	Thu Oct 11 13:00:06 Chiggers fucking suck. You have to put fingernail polish on them to kill them.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 13:01:37 That must be difficult to see their tiny little fucking fingermails.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 13:01:59 That must be difficult to see their tiny little fucking fingernails.
McKobb Member	Thu Oct 11 13:02:37 It takes practice.
Camaban The Overseer	Thu Oct 11 13:03:11 >>You are supposed to be the adults in here. << http://www...n/story-e6frfkui-1226494057562 I'm fairly sure that as far as people who fill elected positions go, we're at least in the better 50% >>I think cam just called you a liar. << Yes. Yes I did. Nice to see you're finally getting it. I should be charging for these English lessons.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 13:07:01 Do you do their toes too to kill them?
McKobb Member	Thu Oct 11 13:16:50 Toes, wtf...is that how you killed your chiggers?
CrownRoyal Member	Thu Oct 11 13:20:43 Call them chegro at least, chigger is offensive.
Pissflaps McGee Member	Thu Oct 11 13:26:27 I fuck chiggers to death. Slip my boner in their bungholes and bust 'em wide open. The lucky one that receives my load goes flying like a Tiger Woods drive.
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