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Muslim
Member | Thu Oct 21 18:08:48 OK, so, if you saw an Arab looking guy with a big beard and a turban on an airplane, would you be worried there is a possibility that he could be a terrorist? |
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member | Thu Oct 21 18:16:00 I wuld strangel him wit da seetbelt b4 he can blow sumthin up 100% of terorists thes days r ragis |
Hot Rod
Member | Thu Oct 21 19:00:27 Not necessarily. He may very well be from India. If I heard him say something I would know if he were Indian or not. I would probably keep an eye on him if I was not sure. But then, they are recruiting terrorists from all nationalities. Anyone could be a terrorist. I would watch for other traits too such as nervousness and avoidance of eye contact. |
NeverWoods
Member | Thu Oct 21 19:09:22 "He may very well be from India." There you go, HR thinks arabs are terrorists. |
ehcks
Member | Thu Oct 21 19:33:10 Here's a better question, I think. If you were absolutely certain that there was one person on your plane who if you did not apprehend, it would guarantee the deaths of all passengers, would you go straight for the guy in a robe and turban? |
Jason.Bourne
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:23:39 The most effective way to deal with an Arab terrorist is using the following technique: First, tense your core. A strong core gives a solid foundation for all close combat techniques. Second, leading with the elbow, whip the arm closest to the Arab terrorist in a relaxed, rapid motion. The target is the adams' apple. Third, at the very last possible second, firmly tense the hand into a blade-like shape. The fingers should be extended and joined, with the thumb running along the index finger. Fourth, use the cutting edge of the hand attempt to "rupture" the adams apple. This is usually a prominent feature on Arab terrorists, except in the case where they are wearing a long beard. If you cannot strike the adams apple, because of a beard, you may attempt to strike the temples of the side of the head. You should attempt to crush the skull material on the temples, to incapacitate the Arab terrorist, if at all possible. If the skull is too thick to break using a ridgehand strike, then switch to a hammerfist strike instead. |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Thu Oct 21 22:25:40 What kind of turban is he wearing? |
Firestorm Phoenix
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:25:44 I wouldnt. The large beard and turban make him not mobile enough to be a threat. |
Jason.Bourne
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:26:07 Once this move is completed, and the terrorist is slouched down in his seat, cover him with a complimentary flight blanket, and summon the stewardess. Calmly smile, and tell her that your friend is "sleeping" and that he does not wish to be disturbed. As the stewardess smiles, grab the Arab terrorists' peanuts and in-flight magazine, and make a hasty retreat from the plane, so as not to be recognized. When passing in front of surveillance cameras, be sure to scratch your nose, or wipe your mouth, so that your face is obscured. |
SuPeRhAxxoR
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:27:49 LOL! |
Joe.Black
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:27:55 I would use all my CIA skills and go ninja on his ass. |
Not not JB
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:29:31 Fuggin hilarious. |
SuPeRh4cK3R
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:30:24 That's impressive! |
Am Am JB
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:31:07 FUNNY!! |
StereotypicalLiberal
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:31:08 I would not be worried about the Arab terrorists I would be worried about the 3 billion Christian terrorists out there that want to terrorize me with their bibles and with their scary zombie jesus. |
1001 J.B. Multis
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:33:15 I'm not a christian, but I believe every word of the bible. |
Asgprd
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:33:19 RAFL |
Jewge
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:34:26 This is spam delete it at once before I have an aneurysm! |
Samuel L. Jackson
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:35:34 Snakes on a mutha fuckin plane! |
Islam Loves J.B.
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:36:05 I just want to be relevant, please pay attention to me! |
Freds Brother Mark
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:36:12 What about terrorists in an 18-wheeler? |
Jason.Bourne
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:36:39 Same technique will work. Minus the stewardess deception. |
Paromount
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:37:18 The real terrorist is George Bush! |
J 2 the B
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:37:21 Look, I'm hip now. |
Hip
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:38:24 Nope. |
Original J.B.
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:38:36 I just want to say I have no multis and I had nothing to do with this thread. Scout's Honor! |
Al3x
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:39:42 Wife and Kids are okay? |
J.B.
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:39:52 I had nothing to do with this thread, FYI. I don't know what the little faggots obsession with me is, but note the spelling: J.B. Simple. |
Ninjer
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:40:45 These are good techniques, but they would never work in real... |
Aereos
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:41:09 ...life, since only Krav Maga or boxing works in real life. |
Canaidian
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:44:54 DIE IN A FIRE JB! RAWR! |
J B.
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:45:16 Whoops, correction. I had nothing to do with this thread, FYI. I don't know what the little faggots obsession with me is, but note the spelling: J.B. or J B. Simple. I am keeping my word that I had with kargen. |
Firestorm Phoenix
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:46:23 "I would watch for other traits too such as nervousness and avoidance of eye contact." Because wanting to be left the fuck alone because people think you are a terrorist is reason to suspect them. "Anyone could be a terrorist." So what IS it like to live in fear? |
Allan The Merciful
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:47:33 And well they should live in fear of my servants. It is the will of Allan, blessed be He, so be it, so let it be said. |
Allan The Mighty
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:48:19 We shall strike the neck of the infidel hither soever they shall go, and when they run, then we shall smite them upon the ass along the way. |
Trolly McCoolest
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:50:40 Epic thread and instant UP classic. |
J.B. The Pedophile
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:51:31 I love my kids in an unhealthy way. |
Trolly McCoolest
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:52:39 Fuck dude you killed it. Don't try so hard. |
Rugian
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:56:53 ^whoever is behind these thirty multis... ...can we PLEASE get an IP ban on him? |
asdfasdfasdfasdfasdf
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:57:04 Way to go thread killing faggot |
Milton Bradley
Member | Thu Oct 21 22:57:47 Do you really have to ask who it is? |
Milfon Bradley
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:00:26 I mean it is pretty obvious, right? |
Ninjer
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:01:01 I bet I know who it is, the sumbitch. |
Firestorm Penix
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:05:09 Thank you! |
HOLY FUCK
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:05:37 Good job. |
Jewge
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:05:54 Christ not this shit again. |
river of blah
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:06:42 water cures spam |
habebo
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:10:21 I fear the Christian timothy mcveighs more |
J.B.
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:11:08 Better version: http://ata...&thread=39486&showdeleted=true |
J.B.
Member | Thu Oct 21 23:13:00 Come on dude, please at least admit that you are laughing your ass off. |
lazarus
Member | Sun Oct 24 08:41:49 No, see plenty of them in the UK. Arabs with beards, Iranians (not Arabs obv.), Bengalis with beards and hats. Dumb question really. Except they shoot Sikhs in America, because some moron thought the poor guy was an A-Rab, ironic that Sikhs have had a long enmity with muslims. |
john stark
Member | Sun Oct 24 09:08:18 No, I would think a real terrorist would try to blend in not stick out like a sore thumb. People that get nervous around people who are obviously muslim are just falling victim to their own prejudices. |
Asgard
Member | Sun Oct 24 12:42:27 "No, I would think a real terrorist would try to blend in not stick out like a sore thumb. " Palestinian suicide bombers often dye their heirs blond or are even themselvs really 'white'-looking, and often wear stolen IDF uniforms. |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 14:56:39 Yes I would keep an eye on him and any other male who looks like they could be of middle eastern decent, or in general whoever acts odd. |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 16:51:28 racist and ignorant, a wonderful combo there tardo. |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 17:46:38 right, it is racist and ignorant to be aware that hijackers in the past have been middle eastern, there have been several would be plane disasters all carried out by men of middle eastern heritage. but yeah, it is racist and ignorant to keep an eye on middle eastern men on a plane. Thank christ the people working in the CIA, FBI, homeland security etc are not as stupid as you. |
A Limousine Liberal
Member | Sun Oct 24 17:52:14 We should search 100 year old grandmothers and 3 year old children and other people who don't fit the profile of a terrorist just to be politically correct |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 17:58:38 just about the type of response I was expecting. trying to rationalize racism. it just makes you look even more retarded, bro. |
Muslim
Member | Sun Oct 24 18:19:06 So to everyone that answered yes, or thought yes, regarding the OP: - Basically, if Jesus were sitting next to you on a plane, you'd be worried he's about to blow it up. |
jergul
Member | Sun Oct 24 18:23:47 "dye their heirs blond" Cool. "stolen IDF uniforms." No army surplus stores in Israel? |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 18:35:34 Hood would you say the fort hood, (unintentional), shooting was a terrorist attack carried out by a muslim? |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 18:36:23 post script - what exactly is your problem with me keeping an eye on any middle eastern/shifty looking people on a plane? I hope you can elaborate beyond "it is racism". |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 18:41:58 oh I don't care one way or the other. it's just racist. or at the very least, prejudice. the fort hood incident was an american deciding he's had enough with the US and going berserk. sure, terrorism. sure, he was muslim. how many non-muslim american terrorists have there been? lots more than the random radical attacks from the middle east. hell, the US was founded through terrorism. just sayin. |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 18:52:02 You think George Washington was a terrorist. Are you fucking retarded? The dude who shot up fort hood was, allegedly, yelling "Allah Ackbar" as he was guning down service men and women. Now yes or no, is that a terrorist act committed by a muslim? And okay, it seems your reasoning for it being racism is not really thought out. |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 18:55:04 it's definition racism, you fuckwad. the rest of your post is too stupid to respond to. |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 18:58:17 No, the definition of racism: Racism is the belief that the genetic factors which constitute race are a primary determinant of human traits and capacities and that racial differences produce an inherent superiority of a particular race. http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Racism You are a moron. |
mexicantornado
Member | Sun Oct 24 19:02:27 I would bury your face in feces though, you have an opinion thats fair. But it seems to me that your opinion isn't really thought out and is more or less one taken from emotion and not logic or reasoning. |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 19:02:49 I was making a leap of logic, I will admit. from "these guys are suspicious" to "fuck them, they're worthless" isn't a very large leap on these forums. and knowing how fucking stupid you are, it's an opinion I wouldn't be surprised to hear. so sure, if my assumption was wrong, then no. it isn't racism. although I covered that already with this little line: "or at the very least, prejudice." |
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member | Sun Oct 24 19:05:24 "Clitoral Hood The Bloody Scourge Sun Oct 24 16:51:28 racist and ignorant, a wonderful combo" rofl http://www...hread=39476&time=1287910194043 Mavl Member Sat Oct 23 12:47:38 "gj malv ur contrie deserfs a medal http://upl...en/f/f3/Massgrave_chechnya.jpg" Yes, it does. Let's hope more of your fellow Muslim freedom fighters end that way. malv = clit hood |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 19:08:29 malv = clitoral hood yes. mavl /= malv or clitoral hood. |
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member | Sun Oct 24 19:13:23 its u y r u liein bout ur multi y wuld sum1 take da time 2 copy u with da same rusien bias u have |
Clitoral Hood
The Bloody Scourge | Sun Oct 24 19:19:02 blah blah, troll someone else. |
OsamaIsDaWorstPresid
Member | Sun Oct 24 19:28:36 r u tryin 2 say mavl is a copie of u? dunt lie u have sed da same things he is sayin 4 yeers |
Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist | Sun Oct 24 22:05:10 Did you hear about the granny who had her needles confiscated on a plane? They were afraid she might knit an afghan. |
Asgard
Member | Sun Oct 24 23:52:13 It has been reported that about a year ago when 2 suicide bombers blew up in the Moscow tube, one of the terrorists was a russian-looking female. She is from the Caucasus of course, hence her white-european appearance; she was a muslim. |
Milton Bradley
Member | Mon Oct 25 01:56:48 What kind of dumbass question is this? Of course I would, as would everyone else who was exposed to certain spectacular events and the subsequent media deluge. Would you be disgusted if a southeast Asian handed you a plate with a huge roasted spider on it? No of course not, because you're an impeccable paragon of tolerance. There are basically two kinds of people: racial profilers/racists/bigots (whatever you want to call them since there's been a few semantic arguments about it on UP recently)... and fucking liars. |
mrbeer
Member | Mon Oct 25 05:31:55 "Arab looking guy with a big beard and a turban on an airplane," He's probably a Sikh, so no. |
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