Utopia Talk / Politics / OT - Are You A Smoker?

Hot Rod Member	Tue Oct 12 21:59:39 Top 10 Signs You Smoke Too Much 10. In the middle of smoking a cigarette, you pause for a "cigarette break." 9. Your birthday is a state holiday in North Carolina. 8. Your title for the Surgeon General: "Captain Bringdown." 7. Cracking your knuckles leaves you winded. 6. Morning schedule: Wake up, cough for three hours, take nap. 5. In your neighborhood, they give directions by saying. "Go down to the big pile of cigarette butts...". 4. You get mattress fires more often than haircuts. 3. You smoke during sex. 2. You refer to nonsmokers as "pink-lunged sissy boys." 1. You explain to the nurse that you didn't realize you were in a "nonsmoking" iron lung.
Renzo Marquez Member	Tue Oct 12 22:03:38 Quit spamming you fucking child molestor.
Logout Member	Tue Oct 12 22:04:41 A pedophile could be someone who: 1. Shows an intense interest in children and childlike things. It is hard not to care about kids. In fact, you may be suspicious of those who show no interest in children at all. However, there is a balance between average or appropriate interest, and excessive interest. Pedophiles will find everything about your child interesting, seem to relate to them better than adults, and prefer their company. 2. Has idealistic views of children. A pedophile may refer to children as pure and innocent, and put them on a pedestal. They may think of children as â??projects, offering them extra help after school, for instance, or arranging meetings with the child for ostensibly good and honest reasons. They will likely invest a great deal of time and effort in one child, rather than offering equal attention to an entire group of kids. Some pedophiles have a belief that they are looking out for and have genuine love for children. 3. Has limited peer relationships. A pedophile feels more comfortable around children. They do not often associate with peers in their age group. They would much prefer to sit at the â??childrenâ??s tableâ?? at a dinner party than with the adults. 4. Calls children â??friends.â?? Pedophiles will surround themselves with childlike things that attract children and encourage friendships. A pedophile will often be the â??cool older guyâ?? in town, and you may find that many kids hang out at his house. He will attract kids with his lack of rules and defiance of parental rules and controls. 5. Is over twenty-five years old, single, never married, lives alone or with parents. Just because someone matches this description does not mean he is a pedophile. However, if he meets several other criteria listed here, you should be seeing this as a warning sign. 6. Moves often and unexpectedly. Often pedophiles will feel they have â??worn out their welcomeâ?? in a particular community, or feel they are close to getting caught. They will move regularly to avoid detection, confrontation from suspecting parents, or to find a new pool of victims. 7. Participates and organizes activities that exclude other adults. For obvious reasons, a pedophile needs access and privacy to commit the abuse. He will avoid inviting other adults on planned events or outings. 8. Takes excessive photographs of children. Pedophiles collect photographs, mementoes, symbols, and anything else from their victims and or other targets that might enhance their fantasies. Most notably, they take an inappropriate number of pictures or videos of children, in their communities, at events, or simply when playing. The pedophile may also have a lot of child-focused movies or music CDs, more than seems appropriate for a single man to possess. These are used for fantasy as well as to lure children into their homes. 9. Works and plays in areas that attract children. Pedophiles typically choose work environments that allow access to children. This may include working in a school (as a teacher or in some other capacity) or daycare, as a coach or as a volunteer in a community centre, or in any other profession that is child- focused. 10. Decorates his home with childlike décor. A pedophile is constantly trying to attract children, and relates to them better than to adults. His home, dress, and demeanor will often reflect childlike characteristics. 11. Is generous with gifts. Many pedophiles choose targets that are needyâ??both for material things and for attention. They are quick to provide a needy child with toys, games, and money to lure them into a position of trust and eventually a sense of indebtedness.
Madc0w Member	Tue Oct 12 22:06:19 Nobody is interested in your forwarded emails, HR. That should be clear to you.
Hot Rod Member	Tue Oct 12 22:08:51 Then why do you keep clicking on them moron? Don't you understand what OT stands for? Thought not.
Logout Member	Tue Oct 12 22:10:24 Ways to cure pedophila http://www...nt/uploads/2010/08/Suicide.png
Madc0w Member	Tue Oct 12 23:28:03 "Then why do you keep clicking on them moron? " So I could give you a hard time :)
Tragically Hip Member	Tue Oct 12 23:29:20 3 was funny.
earthpig GTFO HOer	Tue Oct 12 23:40:33 i lol'd
garyd Member	Tue Oct 12 23:53:09 Hot rods was funnier.
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