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The UP Guide
Member Sat Jun 19 10:24:06
This is an UP guide for everyone who should partake in discussion with The Guardian. This will help you in what to expect from him. This is for old and â??newerâ?? posters alike. (In case if we ever do have new posters). This will also help you to relieve stress if ever the situation develops if you find yourself getting frustrated. Just remember these updated 5 stages and you will understand that this is the nature of The Guardian and he cannot help himself and you will be relieved.

Furthermore this is an updated version of this as poster formerly known as Hot Rod has changed his name after years of embarrassment.

THE FIVE STAGES OF THE GUARDIAN

Presented by the American Psychology of Utopia Politics [APUP].

May be used for Utopiaforums.com

Has a lot changed with Hot Rod since The 5 Stages of Hot Rod was published so long ago? Indeed they have. This is a new code for those to understand on how to deal with Hot Rod. Only select few people in our glorious history of existence have risen back from the dead to make such an impact; Jesus, Jason Voorhees, Mickey Rourke, and the list continues. But since the return of Hot Rod in his current incarnation; The Guardian what should you expect when debate him.

STAGE 1 : Dialogue: Forget this concept as it does not exist with Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian. If you attempt such a futile approach you will be disappointed, not so much about being able to have any such discussion with him, but the sheer audacity that he really doesnâ??t have anything to say. Unless it is to blame the current administration.

STAGE 2: Confrontation: Ah yes! We all know that posters will challenge Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian. Will you challenge him with facts, insults, a greeting? Whatever approach you take just remember, it will be Obamaâ??s fault. That is it, nothing else, nothing to see here, head on to stage 3.

STAGE 3: Incorrigibility: You may have corrected, presented facts, destroyed arguments of Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian numerous times during your parlez. But try to remember this; it doesnâ??t matter. He will turn it around on you or at least attempt to do so saying that you have no understanding of the subjectâ??s repercussion even if he doesnâ??t understand the subject himself. He will resort saying that you are wrong because you do not have the foresight
to see the consequences.

For example:
Argument: Where'd you get the coconuts?
We found them.
Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical!
What do you mean?
Well, this is a temperate zone.
The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land?
Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?
Not at all. They could be carried.
What? A swallow carrying a coconut?
It could grip it by the husk!
It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut.
Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here?
Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right?
Please!
Am I right?
I'm not interested!

â?¦â?¦Indeed. Ahem!

STAGE 4: Iâ??m NOT A REPUBLICAN! But you are a pedophile.

STAGE 5: Superficial Retreat: Old dogs canâ??t learn new tricks. In this final stage that is the signature move of Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian. He will guise his retreat. Oh, do not worry! He will come back but only in a form to again blame Obama. But take pride in this as it is his way of conceding that he has been defeated on every account.

Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist Mon Jun 21 23:54:24
You could not have picked a better example than the one in stage 3.

Dickhead UPer
Member Tue Jun 22 00:40:13
LOL!! Monty Python reference!! Just for that 10/10

Dickhead UPer
Member Wed Jun 23 23:35:17
Topping because the monty python reference still makes me lol.

miltonfriedman
Member Wed Jun 23 23:48:49
I can't believe the OP worked the sketch from MP&TQFTHG into your flaming. Can anyone tell me who is the real poster behind this masterful work? PM me if you like, I stand in awe.

licker
Sports Mod Wed Jun 23 23:57:09
it's hot rod

The UP Guide
Member Thu Jun 24 00:35:20
Wishful thinking?

miltonfriedman
Member Thu Jun 24 08:38:23
Future flaming must refer to this for guidance.

Adolf Hitler
Member Thu Jun 24 11:40:51
HR: None shall pass.
Arthur: What?
HR: None shall pass.
Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge.
HR: Then you shall die.
Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside!
HR: I move for no man.
Arthur: So be it!

Arthur cuts off HR's left arm.

Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary.
HR: 'Tis but a scratch.
Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off!
HR: No, it isn't.
Arthur: Well, what's that then?
HR: I've had worse.
Arthur: You liar!
HR: Come on you pansy!

Arthur cuts off HR's right arm.

Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy...

HR: Come on then.
Arthur: What?
HR: Have at you!
Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Pedophile, but the fight is mine.
HR: Oh, had enough, eh?
Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left.
HR: Yes I have.
Arthur: Look!
HR: Just a flesh wound.
Arthur: Look, stop that.
HR: Chicken! Chicken!
Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right!

Arthur cuts off HR's leg.

HR: Right, I'll do you for that!
Arthur: You'll what?
HR: Come 'ere!
Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me?
HR: I'm invincible!
Arthur: You're a loony.
HR: HR always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then.

Arthur cuts off HR's other leg.

HR: All right; we'll call it a draw.
Arthur: Come, Patsy.
HR: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!

Cthulhu
Tentacle Rapist Thu Jun 24 18:46:45
12/10

Madc0w
Member Thu Jun 24 18:51:08
Can we sticky this?

Adolf Hitler
Member Sat Jun 26 04:25:04
ttt

Adolf Hitler
Member Sat Jun 26 04:33:12
But wheres the stage when his name has been so dragged in the gutter once again that he has to pretend to die to start again under a new tag, then not be able to post for 5 months, then forget to change his tag when he finally logs in and continue to lie like he did with Angel, HR, JPJ, Amadeus, Intruder, The Liberal etc etc etc?

smart dude
Member Tue Feb 16 22:20:43
Ttt

williamthebastard
Member Wed Feb 17 01:20:54
" You are indeed brave, Sir Pedophile, but the fight is mine. "

I crack myself up sometimes

Hot Rod
Revved Up Wed Feb 17 04:28:05

LOL.

I keep destroying dumb dud in insults so he goes back years to dig this up again.

I guess he does not realize that I have apologized over a dozen times for my error in judgement and even jergul has forgiven me for this.

dumb dud is about as weak as they come.

:)

Memory Lane
Member Wed Feb 17 05:26:24
#thisthreadisclassic

werewolf dictator
Member Wed Feb 17 09:48:32
1 denial.. "hot rod isn't dead.. this brother story is really fishy"
2 anger.. "hot rod isn't dead! he tricked us"
3 bargaining.. "cant hot rod even go away"
4 depression.. "hot rod isn't dead"
5 acceptance.. "oh well hot rod isn't dead"

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 00:30:33
Hot Rod's Claim:
"I keep destroying dumb dud in insults"

A Sample of Hot Rod's truly masterful insults:

"dumb dud is about as weak as they come"

"when are you going to learn to swim with the men of this forum"

"I doubt they were as soft as the cockroaches between your ears."

"how did your mom get into this discussion?"

"you do have a mother that resembles a horse with two broken legs."

"your dad flipped his wanker a hundred times when taking a pee and there you were. He scooped you up and ran to find your mom and that is how you came to be."

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 01:07:10

dumb dud's "original" insults about me.

"Utopia Talk / Politics / THE FIVE STAGES OF THE GUARDIAN -UPDATED
The UP Guide
Member Sat Jun 19 10:24:06"

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 02:36:03
Um, what?

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 02:40:14
"Sorry, I used the nick that came with the machine. I guess I hit it by mistake when I logged on.
I bought this computer at a garage sale a couple of weeks ago and I don't know how to remove that registration. Does anyone know how I can delete it?"

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 07:24:22

LOL, Your idea of an *original insult* is to resurrect someone else's insult from a decade ago.

That is why you are so weak.

Weak minded that is.

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 07:25:58
When did I say resurrecting this thread was an original insult? What on Earth are you on about now?

Wrath of Orion
Member Thu Feb 18 07:27:09
Um...you've resorted to "your mom" insults, Retard Rod. I don't think you have any room to talk about other people's insults.

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 07:33:06
Rod is putting "original" in quotation marks. But what/who is the senile fool quoting exactly?

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 07:36:16

pedowoo, you are welcome to reciprocate. Just be original or at least play off something original.

And you should talk, you were using an insult against me that is nearly a decade and a half old.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 07:44:25

ERR...

Those are not quotation marks. They are asterisks.

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 07:47:14
Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 01:07:10

dumb dud's "original" insults about me.

...............................................................

Eat shit you lying, senile hack.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 07:50:49

Or do you mean this one, "dumb dud's '"original"' insults about me."

Seems to me I was told in this forum that I could us quotation marks to indicate that I mean the opposite of the word.

If I am wrong, sue me.

smart dude
Member Thu Feb 18 07:57:00
No, you cannot just arbitrarily use quotes to make a word mean the opposite.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 07:58:34

As I said, if I was misinformed "sue me."

Wrath of Orion
Member Thu Feb 18 10:38:42
"And you should talk, you were using an insult against me that is nearly a decade and a half old."

Well, it's the truth, even if you don't like it and deny it.

Also, I never claimed (or cared) my insults were original. I simply pointed out how retarded it is for someone to go around spouting "your mom" insults while complaining other people's insults are not original.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 11:57:27

I don't believe anyone called your mom a horse with two broken legs 15 years ago.

That is what makes it original.

I didn't think I would have to explain to you what is original and what isn't. Perhaps dumb dud can tell you the difference.

Wrath of Orion
Member Thu Feb 18 12:27:01
lol, Retard Rod arguing for the originality of "your mom" jokes... I guess I shouldn't be surprised by his stupidity anymore.

Hot Rod
Revved Up Thu Feb 18 12:57:05

You don't get it because you are too stupid.

Oh wait...

Calling someone *stupid* is old and not original.

Guess we cannot call anyone stupid per pedowoo.

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The UP Guide Member	Sat Jun 19 10:24:06 This is an UP guide for everyone who should partake in discussion with The Guardian. This will help you in what to expect from him. This is for old and â??newerâ?? posters alike. (In case if we ever do have new posters). This will also help you to relieve stress if ever the situation develops if you find yourself getting frustrated. Just remember these updated 5 stages and you will understand that this is the nature of The Guardian and he cannot help himself and you will be relieved. Furthermore this is an updated version of this as poster formerly known as Hot Rod has changed his name after years of embarrassment. THE FIVE STAGES OF THE GUARDIAN Presented by the American Psychology of Utopia Politics [APUP]. May be used for Utopiaforums.com Has a lot changed with Hot Rod since The 5 Stages of Hot Rod was published so long ago? Indeed they have. This is a new code for those to understand on how to deal with Hot Rod. Only select few people in our glorious history of existence have risen back from the dead to make such an impact; Jesus, Jason Voorhees, Mickey Rourke, and the list continues. But since the return of Hot Rod in his current incarnation; The Guardian what should you expect when debate him. STAGE 1 : Dialogue: Forget this concept as it does not exist with Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian. If you attempt such a futile approach you will be disappointed, not so much about being able to have any such discussion with him, but the sheer audacity that he really doesnâ??t have anything to say. Unless it is to blame the current administration. STAGE 2: Confrontation: Ah yes! We all know that posters will challenge Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian. Will you challenge him with facts, insults, a greeting? Whatever approach you take just remember, it will be Obamaâ??s fault. That is it, nothing else, nothing to see here, head on to stage 3. STAGE 3: Incorrigibility: You may have corrected, presented facts, destroyed arguments of Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian numerous times during your parlez. But try to remember this; it doesnâ??t matter. He will turn it around on you or at least attempt to do so saying that you have no understanding of the subjectâ??s repercussion even if he doesnâ??t understand the subject himself. He will resort saying that you are wrong because you do not have the foresight to see the consequences. For example: Argument: Where'd you get the coconuts? We found them. Found them? In Mercia? The coconut's tropical! What do you mean? Well, this is a temperate zone. The swallow may fly south with the sun or the house martin or the plover may seek warmer climes in winter, yet these are not strangers to our land? Are you suggesting coconuts migrate? Not at all. They could be carried. What? A swallow carrying a coconut? It could grip it by the husk! It's not a question of where he grips it! It's a simple question of weight ratios! A five ounce bird could not carry a one pound coconut. Well, it doesn't matter. Will you go and tell your master that Arthur from the Court of Camelot is here? Listen. In order to maintain air-speed velocity, a swallow needs to beat its wings forty-three times every second, right? Please! Am I right? I'm not interested! â?¦â?¦Indeed. Ahem! STAGE 4: Iâ??m NOT A REPUBLICAN! But you are a pedophile. STAGE 5: Superficial Retreat: Old dogs canâ??t learn new tricks. In this final stage that is the signature move of Hot Rod Incarnate, The Guardian. He will guise his retreat. Oh, do not worry! He will come back but only in a form to again blame Obama. But take pride in this as it is his way of conceding that he has been defeated on every account.
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Mon Jun 21 23:54:24 You could not have picked a better example than the one in stage 3.
Dickhead UPer Member	Tue Jun 22 00:40:13 LOL!! Monty Python reference!! Just for that 10/10
Dickhead UPer Member	Wed Jun 23 23:35:17 Topping because the monty python reference still makes me lol.
miltonfriedman Member	Wed Jun 23 23:48:49 I can't believe the OP worked the sketch from MP&TQFTHG into your flaming. Can anyone tell me who is the real poster behind this masterful work? PM me if you like, I stand in awe.
licker Sports Mod	Wed Jun 23 23:57:09 it's hot rod
The UP Guide Member	Thu Jun 24 00:35:20 Wishful thinking?
miltonfriedman Member	Thu Jun 24 08:38:23 Future flaming must refer to this for guidance.
Adolf Hitler Member	Thu Jun 24 11:40:51 HR: None shall pass. Arthur: What? HR: None shall pass. Arthur: I have no quarrel with you, good Sir Knight, but I must cross this bridge. HR: Then you shall die. Arthur: I command you as King of the Britons to stand aside! HR: I move for no man. Arthur: So be it! Arthur cuts off HR's left arm. Arthur: Now stand aside, worthy adversary. HR: 'Tis but a scratch. Arthur: A scratch? Your arm's off! HR: No, it isn't. Arthur: Well, what's that then? HR: I've had worse. Arthur: You liar! HR: Come on you pansy! Arthur cuts off HR's right arm. Arthur: Victory is mine! We thank thee Lord, that in thy mercy... HR: Come on then. Arthur: What? HR: Have at you! Arthur: You are indeed brave, Sir Pedophile, but the fight is mine. HR: Oh, had enough, eh? Arthur: Look, you stupid bastard, you've got no arms left. HR: Yes I have. Arthur: Look! HR: Just a flesh wound. Arthur: Look, stop that. HR: Chicken! Chicken! Arthur: Look, I'll have your leg. Right! Arthur cuts off HR's leg. HR: Right, I'll do you for that! Arthur: You'll what? HR: Come 'ere! Arthur: What are you going to do, bleed on me? HR: I'm invincible! Arthur: You're a loony. HR: HR always triumphs! Have at you! Come on then. Arthur cuts off HR's other leg. HR: All right; we'll call it a draw. Arthur: Come, Patsy. HR: Oh, oh, I see, running away then. You yellow bastard! Come back here and take what's coming to you. I'll bite your legs off!
Cthulhu Tentacle Rapist	Thu Jun 24 18:46:45 12/10
Madc0w Member	Thu Jun 24 18:51:08 Can we sticky this?
Adolf Hitler Member	Sat Jun 26 04:25:04 ttt
Adolf Hitler Member	Sat Jun 26 04:33:12 But wheres the stage when his name has been so dragged in the gutter once again that he has to pretend to die to start again under a new tag, then not be able to post for 5 months, then forget to change his tag when he finally logs in and continue to lie like he did with Angel, HR, JPJ, Amadeus, Intruder, The Liberal etc etc etc?
smart dude Member	Tue Feb 16 22:20:43 Ttt
williamthebastard Member	Wed Feb 17 01:20:54 " You are indeed brave, Sir Pedophile, but the fight is mine. " I crack myself up sometimes
Hot Rod Revved Up	Wed Feb 17 04:28:05 LOL. I keep destroying dumb dud in insults so he goes back years to dig this up again. I guess he does not realize that I have apologized over a dozen times for my error in judgement and even jergul has forgiven me for this. dumb dud is about as weak as they come. :)
Memory Lane Member	Wed Feb 17 05:26:24 #thisthreadisclassic
werewolf dictator Member	Wed Feb 17 09:48:32 1 denial.. "hot rod isn't dead.. this brother story is really fishy" 2 anger.. "hot rod isn't dead! he tricked us" 3 bargaining.. "cant hot rod even go away" 4 depression.. "hot rod isn't dead" 5 acceptance.. "oh well hot rod isn't dead"
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 00:30:33 Hot Rod's Claim: "I keep destroying dumb dud in insults" A Sample of Hot Rod's truly masterful insults: "dumb dud is about as weak as they come" "when are you going to learn to swim with the men of this forum" "I doubt they were as soft as the cockroaches between your ears." "how did your mom get into this discussion?" "you do have a mother that resembles a horse with two broken legs." "your dad flipped his wanker a hundred times when taking a pee and there you were. He scooped you up and ran to find your mom and that is how you came to be."
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 01:07:10 dumb dud's "original" insults about me. "Utopia Talk / Politics / THE FIVE STAGES OF THE GUARDIAN -UPDATED The UP Guide Member Sat Jun 19 10:24:06"
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 02:36:03 Um, what?
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 02:40:14 "Sorry, I used the nick that came with the machine. I guess I hit it by mistake when I logged on. I bought this computer at a garage sale a couple of weeks ago and I don't know how to remove that registration. Does anyone know how I can delete it?"
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 07:24:22 LOL, Your idea of an original insult is to resurrect someone else's insult from a decade ago. That is why you are so weak. Weak minded that is.
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 07:25:58 When did I say resurrecting this thread was an original insult? What on Earth are you on about now?
Wrath of Orion Member	Thu Feb 18 07:27:09 Um...you've resorted to "your mom" insults, Retard Rod. I don't think you have any room to talk about other people's insults.
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 07:33:06 Rod is putting "original" in quotation marks. But what/who is the senile fool quoting exactly?
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 07:36:16 pedowoo, you are welcome to reciprocate. Just be original or at least play off something original. And you should talk, you were using an insult against me that is nearly a decade and a half old.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 07:44:25 ERR... Those are not quotation marks. They are asterisks.
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 07:47:14 Hot Rod Revved Up Thu Feb 18 01:07:10 dumb dud's "original" insults about me. ............................................................... Eat shit you lying, senile hack.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 07:50:49 Or do you mean this one, "dumb dud's '"original"' insults about me." Seems to me I was told in this forum that I could us quotation marks to indicate that I mean the opposite of the word. If I am wrong, sue me.
smart dude Member	Thu Feb 18 07:57:00 No, you cannot just arbitrarily use quotes to make a word mean the opposite.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 07:58:34 As I said, if I was misinformed "sue me."
Wrath of Orion Member	Thu Feb 18 10:38:42 "And you should talk, you were using an insult against me that is nearly a decade and a half old." Well, it's the truth, even if you don't like it and deny it. Also, I never claimed (or cared) my insults were original. I simply pointed out how retarded it is for someone to go around spouting "your mom" insults while complaining other people's insults are not original.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 11:57:27 I don't believe anyone called your mom a horse with two broken legs 15 years ago. That is what makes it original. I didn't think I would have to explain to you what is original and what isn't. Perhaps dumb dud can tell you the difference.
Wrath of Orion Member	Thu Feb 18 12:27:01 lol, Retard Rod arguing for the originality of "your mom" jokes... I guess I shouldn't be surprised by his stupidity anymore.
Hot Rod Revved Up	Thu Feb 18 12:57:05 You don't get it because you are too stupid. Oh wait... Calling someone stupid is old and not original. Guess we cannot call anyone stupid per pedowoo.
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